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Chapter 1208 Chapter 1208: The eighth year of Yuanhuang (Part 1) [Please vote]

Qi Shan and others are well aware of Shen Tang's love for Gong Xiqiu's body. At that time, they even thought of twisting off the person's head and putting his own head on it. Now just pinching the breast is considered civilized. But among these people, Tan Ting, He Xin and others are obviously not included.

Tan Ting knew that Qi Shan had such a method, but he was not surprised that Shen Tang could transform into another man. What really surprised him was Shen Tang's action! The whole place was silent! The chess piece in Li Wan's hand fell on the chessboard, making a crisp sound and waking everyone up.

Prayer for good: “…”

Qin Li chose to close his eyes, out of sight.

Shen Tang said: "What's wrong with you?"

Li Wan hesitated: "My lord, you are so... frivolous..."

It's not right to say that Gong Xiqiu is frivolous. His face is a one-to-one replica of the high priest Jimo Qiu. This body is also the Lord's own, but it's just an "illusion" created by Gong Xiqiu. Even if the chest muscles are pinched, it is the master himself and not Gong Xiqiu, so it cannot be said to be frivolous. But this move somewhat shattered the illusion.

Shen Tang knew what she was going to say.

"How can this be considered frivolous?"

She lowered her head and looked at the perfect figure that had been transformed from loose women's clothes into tight-fitting clothes. She exerted a little force to make her muscle contours clearer, and proudly showed off, "To say the least, even if it is frivolous, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, let's What’s wrong with me playing all day?”

His grand speech immediately swayed the entire audience.

When Li Wan heard this, he actually felt that it was a bit unreasonable.

The internal rumors of the Gongxi Qiu Conservation Association are indeed true—

The Lord truly appreciates Gong Xiqiu.

Ask her why she knew about the internal rumors?

Naturally, it was because Li Wan was also a member of the Gongxi Chou Conservation Association. Although she joined for the benefit of the association at the beginning, after getting to know Gongxi Chou carefully, she found that it was not unreasonable for so many people to praise him, and he was indeed very good to some people. appetite. After so many years, Li Wan can be regarded as half a fan of Gong Xiqiu, but Gong Xiqiu has not seen the dragon in recent years. Before the Battle of Zhenguo, Li Wan's impression of Gong Xiqiu was limited to the portrait on paper. After the battle of Zhenguo ended, he was shocked by his absolute strength.

For half an idol, I admire and fear him at the same time.

But the Lord in front of me is different.

Shen Tang said: "You don't want to touch such a body?"

She wanted to keep it as her own back then.

People should be bolder, what if their dreams come true?

Li Wan was confused by this question. As a minister, she could not lie to her lord, so she could only say: "I really want to."

Who wouldn’t want to touch the body of Kang Guo’s top general?

Shen Tang said confidently: "Then I touched it. Is it wrong?"

Li Wan: "..."

Qi Shan raised his foot and kicked Qin Li secretly, his eyes crazy hinting - the Minister of Rites, who has always been dignified and observant of etiquette, had no clue when faced with the Lord's behavior of being a hooligan in broad daylight?

Qin Li's response was to step on his instep and deliberately grind him in a circle - the Lord used Brother Gong Xiqiu's face and body to act like a hooligan in public. Isn't it the convenience provided by Qi Shan? Why don't you ask yourself what you did wrong when you push others to shield you?

Qishan's face turned blue in pain.

He lowered his voice and threatened: "Qin Gong Su!"

"I'm not deaf, but you'd better shut up."

Don't force him to slap people on his happiest day!

Others looked at the sky and the earth but did not dare to look at Shen Tang. They were afraid that looking too much would affect the image of the Lord as tall, mighty, wise and mighty in their hearts. Anyway, the rest of the family are not here, so no one will write this down on paper for future generations to review, so do whatever the Lord likes. Shen Tang curled his lips and had a pleasant conversation with the wife of He Xin/He Shu. She made it clear that Shen Tang's aesthetics are indeed advanced, and such a toned body is indeed worthy of admiration.

If I didn't have some handy tools, I would really like to paint a picture.

Shen Tang bit the snack: "There will be a chance."

Completely ignoring Brother He Shu's slightly disapproving eyes.

[Another Spring] is indeed a well-known entertainment club. It has a lot of tricks. Each courtyard has its own theme. It is said that there are more than 30 kinds of them. Each themed courtyard also has special programs. In addition to regular singing and dancing, there are also popular scripts that are relatively popular in the market. Shen Tang wanted to join, but she hadn't finished sending out the red envelopes. As the lord, she couldn't favor one over the other.

"I'll finish delivering it first and then come back."

Chu Yao was naturally worried and had to keep up.

Qishan: "Come back early after your busy work. There are five sheep today."

With five sheep hanging in front and wearing new skins, Shen Tang felt that his literary and military energy was running more smoothly, and he waved his hand without looking back to show that he had taken note of it. He jumped and disappeared outside the courtyard wall, heading straight to the nearest house nearby.

Many people along the way mistook her for Gong Xiqiu.

She called her "General Gongxi", and some even had the courage to chase her for several streets, asking for Shen Tang's autograph. Shen Tang was pressed for time and could only agree to one of them. She looked at the carbon strip he handed over and asked, "Where to sign?"

The young man who claimed to be a senior member of the Gongxi Qiu Conservation Association looked excited. He turned his back to Shen Tang and tore open his clothes, revealing his not so thin back. Shen Tang wanted to withdraw a chat record: "Isn't it bad for you to turn your back to me?"

The young man said: "Don't be afraid, you won't take advantage of others' danger!"

Warriors would not easily turn their backs to strangers, let alone show their weaknesses to others, but idols were different. There is no doubt that Gong Xiqiu's strength is tyrannical. If his idol has ill intentions towards him, the result will be the same regardless of the front or the back. He will meet the King of Hell in a minute!

Shen Tang swallowed the words on his tongue back to his stomach.

"Okay - you're such a cute fan." He said with a sense of innocence that has not been beaten by the dangers of society, "What are you signing?"

The young man clenched his fists and was hit twice with passion.

"Invincible!"

"What can the enemy do to me?"

Shen Tang: "..."

The carbon strips given by the boy were not real carbon strips, but "sticks" made from the juice extracted from a special plant. It was not convenient for writing, but it could leave color on the skin. If you don't clean it with other plants, the color will last for a long time. The popular tattoos among the hot-blooded young people of Kang State mostly use this raw material.

"You are quite arrogant -"

Shen Tang smiled and also wrote his horoscope.

Seeing the young man run away screaming in excitement, she felt even happier. Although the world is not stable yet, Shen Tang's inner sense of accomplishment for being able to raise such a pure and passionate young generation in a small space is beyond words. After running a lap to save money, apart from those who wanted to reunite with their families or had appointments long ago, other singles asked to join "Another Spring".

I pray that Yuanliang will pay the bill and it will not be wasted.

The night has just darkened, and lanterns are lit everywhere in Fengluo, the capital of the country. The lights are as bright as daylight, and the faint aroma of barbecue wafts out of the courtyard of [Another Spring]. A sheep was already on the grill, and when Shen Tang arrived, he was just able to get a piece of fragrant and tender lamb leg.

The fat of the tender lamb leg meat is mixed with the secret sauce to bring out the most delicious flavor. The skin is slightly crispy on the outside and tender and elastic underneath. Take one sip and the juices will overflow, and the color and flavor will be great!

"Tang-siha, this bite is so satisfying!"

Except for Shen Tang and a few military generals who had a slightly wild eating style, everyone else was very gentle. They used knives to slice the meat into pieces, chewing them slowly and leisurely. They eat carefully and slowly, making the others look like reincarnations of starving ghosts.

It's not interesting just like that.

I don’t know who suggested a competition.

It's boring to throw pots and shoot arrows. Let's not talk about warriors here. Even the literary scholars are mostly good at the six arts of the gentleman, and there is no way to compare them in a competition. Simply open up a sandbox battlefield, and both sides will build a "different space" with Wenxinwudan as the core.

Bai Su said: "This is meaningless."

Except for the two parties involved in the war, no one else can see the screen.

Qi Shan clapped his hands: "What's so difficult about this?"

【Another Spring】Business is good for a reason.

As a veteran in the market, Xu Jie knows very well that if a business wants to become bigger and stronger, it must have one or more unique assets that cannot/be difficult for others to copy. If you can't be replaced, your business will last for a long time! Shen Tang's various whims and whims inspired him a lot.

For example, she mentioned "television" more than once.

The sandbox between military officers and scribes is a simulated war space, where they play against each other. If the scenes inside can be moved outside so that outsiders can also watch the battle, wouldn't it be more playable and interesting? It can also stimulate the competitive spirit of scribes and warriors.

In the end, Xu Jie really thought of a way to save the country.

Shen Tang felt amazing when he heard this.

"This is interesting!"

For the sake of fairness, we draw lots to form a team and agree on a warning line to suppress the strength to ensure that the gap between the two sides will not be too large, and a hundred moves will determine the outcome. When Shen Tang saw the number he had drawn, he said: "Come on, who is Ding? Let's start a team fight!"

Shen Tang’s teammates—

None, the game is played by an odd number.

Shen Tang: "...It's okay, I can do one against two!"

The opponent drawn—

Baek So and Lee Wan team up.

Kang Shi pointed: "My Lord, I don't have much advantage."

Because they agreed that a hundred moves would determine the outcome, the two parties tacitly agreed to skip the testing phase and use the ultimate move. Bai Su also summoned his own valor totem, which was huge, could slap people with its tail, and spit water jets at people. Black and white creature. As soon as it appeared, it used its size to collide with Shen Tang's middle army formation, and it was as powerful as breaking a bamboo!

Shen Tang glanced silently.

Draw up 60% of the martial energy, chant the formula and recite the spirit.

"Ande Yitian Sword—"

Suddenly, there seemed to be an invisible big hand stirring up the wind and clouds above the virtual city. The strong wind gradually gathered into a giant long sword. The sword's edge pointed straight to the sky, and the infinite sword energy was all locked on this arrogant killer whale.

There was a hint of cunning in Shen Tang's eyes.

The gesture changed: "Cross the sea and kill the whale!"

The killer whale opened its mouth and chewed the virtual soldier: "..."

Bai Su: "..."

Gu Chi, who was watching the battle, almost laughed out loud.

"Where did you learn the spirit of speech, Master?"

Words and spirits also interact with each other, but it is rare to see them restrain themselves enough to name them. Bai Su's valiant totem is basically the overlord of the sea, and he will definitely be a killer weapon in water battles in the future. However, before this weapon could take effect, it kicked the upper iron plate first.

I always feel that Shaoxuan can be angry from today to the seventh day of the lunar month.

Although the martial arts totem was cut off by Shen Tang at the beginning, the result was that Shen Tang was eliminated in the first round because Bai Su's teammate was Li Wan, a standard literary scholar. Shen Tang watched his city collapse and was still confused when the commander in charge of the game announced that the defense of the city had failed.

See, when you go out to fight, you still need to bring a milk belt to assist.

That night, all five sheep were sacrificed in everyone's stomachs. In the end, they had five more sheep, Qishan, for a total of ten sheep!

Qishan was angry when he looked at the bill.

Everyone is so good at eating, do you think they are eating thieves?

In addition to the valuable sheep, wine and delicacies are also indispensable. In order to reduce expenses, Qi Shan suggested that the finished dishes should be dispensed with. Party fun is not just about eating, but more about hands-on entertainment!

Everyone agreed.

Chu Yao took over most of the work, and Shen Tang was eager to try.

"Then - be careful, my lord, don't burn yourself."

Chu Yao never refused Shen Tang's request. Throughout the whole process, he looked at Shen Tang who was busy in front of the stove with eyes full of satisfaction, gratification, pride, and reverence. He gave the opponent a hand on one side.

With Chu Yao watching from the side, Shen Tang's works looked okay.

"A little confused..."

He leaned closer and smelled it: "But it tastes good."

When Shen Tang came to this world, except for the first month when he arrived, he suffered a little with Qishan and ate baked pancakes every time. At other times, Chu Yao took care of his food, clothing and daily life. Especially for meals, Chu Yao basically did all the cooking. After his career improved, Chu Yao only cooked less often. Seriously, this is the first time Shen Tang has cooked seriously.

"Try them all, try them all!"

This is cooked by the king himself.

Even if it tastes bad, you should still eat it with support.

What's more, Shen Tang followed the process described by Chu Yao, and with a little bit of her own understanding and innovation, even if she didn't control the heat so well, it wouldn't taste bad.

Then-

Qian Yong recalled that the New Year was particularly quiet that year.

The most noisy king seemed to have done something wrong, but he actually stayed calm for many days. [Another Spring] What happened was once unknown. Until around the Hua Chao Festival, the Yushitai once again prayed for good deeds.

The crime was that Qishan poisoned them and made them mute.

This accusation once shocked both the government and the public.

Poison?

To make people mute?

This was actually done by Zhongshu Ling?

No, no matter how serious the conflict between Qizhongshu and Yushitai is, they just fight each other in private, how can it be escalated to the point of poisoning?

Qi Shan denied it three times: "No, no, I didn't do it!"

The censor, whose best friend was poisoned and mute, was filled with grief and anger.

"Isn't it you?"

It’s a long story. The Flower Festival is also a big day. The royal court arranged a special market to entertain the people. Gu Chi, the imperial censor, played the role of a folk storyteller, attracting many common people and officials to come and join in the fun. My best friend was also taken there by the censor. My best friend wandered around first and unexpectedly shared a table with Qi Shan. Qi Zhongshu warmly invited him to eat cakes, but only one cake made his best friend mute.

A close friend fell into the trap, so he tricked several familiar censors.

Gu Chi was telling stories on it.

Sitting below is a table of mute censors.

The mute censor was so angry and angry that he wanted to overturn the table!

However, there were elite security guards around the market, and Qishan was secretly playing tricks on them, so none of them could move. Watching Qi Shan use that plate of snacks to deceive more royal officials.

Qishan said: "No."

He said sincerely: "That stack of snacks is a gift from the emperor."

It only temporarily makes people mute. Once the food is digested, the ability to speak can be restored. The effect is comparable to [silencing speech and seizing the voice].

When the censor heard the words "a gift from the emperor", he suddenly looked at the master sitting on the throne. All the officials and ministers were silent.

no-

Did Zhongshu Ling break up with his master? The master poisoned the mute and prayed for the book. The book of prayer knew that the snacks were poisonous, so he caused trouble and tricked a group of unlucky censors? Is this a warning to the Lord that his evil plans are not to be trifled with? The court of King Kang also started a power struggle between the king and his ministers, right?

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Hehehe, I will fly to Xi'an tomorrow to spend a few days_(:з」∠)_

The Everlasting City of the Tang Dynasty, here I come!