Back Off, Let Me Come

Just a second ago, what troubles have I not seen in my life?

The next second, it was indeed the first time for me to see such a showy operation.

Zixutang's single-handed operation caused local earthquakes in everyone's pupils, like a goose being strangled by the neck. They couldn't hold back a word for a long time. For a moment, I didn't know whether to first be curious about why the Lord collected these things, or first to be shocked that the Lord wanted to use these things to do something big. Whose country expands its territory by relying on two boxes of men's clothes?

He Xin secretly took a deep breath and told himself to calm down.

He Haogu, He Haogu, you are a person who has participated in many fights between officials in the court, so you are well-informed. Don't make a fuss about everything you see. No matter how shocking or weird things are, it is possible for Kang Guo and his group to happen.

If you really can't calm down, you can push your brother out.

The only thing to be thankful for is that Kili Lang is not here.

If the Master was here, and someone wrote the matter down in the Notes of Living and recorded it in the annals of history with a stroke of a pen, both the Lord and the owners of these trousers would be "famous in history." Everyone is destined to die, but it cannot be this way. Just thinking about it makes my eyes darken.

[I have doubts, where did so many calf-nosed robes come from? 】

I pray in my heart that this matter has nothing to do with the Lord.

Having such a group of weird colleagues is something that makes people feel inferior. If the Lord also went crazy and turned into a perverted lover of calf-nosed clothes, the congratulatory letter could not imagine that later generations of scholars would mention the Kang Dynasty. What a stereotype.

A lover of court melees, a pummeler of colleagues around him, a pioneer of calf-nosed tactics, a king and his ministers who go crazy are more difficult to hold down than a pig...

Fortunately, God heard the blessings in the congratulatory letter.

Shen Tang said: [Before brothers Gongxi Qiu and Shaochong returned to Kang State, they worked as rangers in the central region for a period of time. These calf-nosed robes are all trophies they won from various challenges. I didn't expect it to come in handy at a time like this. It is strange to say that the ranger circle in the Central Continent actually has such strong taste rules. However, I carefully understood the story behind it and found that this rule is quite humane. The original intention was to use the calf nose robe as the head. 】

It is indeed the central area where aristocratic families are popular!

Even the rangers were so polite when fighting.

Hearing the congratulatory letter, the expression on his face turned away, replaced by admiration: [Is this the first thing to do? What a benevolent and ingenious idea! It is not easy for a warrior to practice. If he loses his life due to a meaningless private fight, causing heartache to his blood relatives, he is unfilial to his parents, unjust to his wife, and unkind to his children... With a calf-nosed robe as the head, it is indeed the best of both worlds. 】

Even if a man dies, he deserves to die.

Dying in a vicious fight is obviously the most worthless way to die.

Shen Tang also agreed with the words of the congratulatory letter: [There are some dregs in the central continent that I don’t agree with, but this ranger rule is good. 】

You can consider introducing the ranger circle within Kang State.

The rangers showed no sense of restraint in their ferocious fights, often hitting them on the head. If one party couldn't hold back their strength, a murder might be caused, which had an extremely serious negative impact on social security. The ranger group is a mixed group, and some relatively powerful and brave warriors will wander around after committing murders, which not only affects public security, but also affects the government's local governance.

Shen Tang currently has no way to completely eliminate it.

Seize prohibited weapons?

How to collect this!

At most, it would restrict ordinary rangers, but it would not work for those brave warriors. As long as they have martial spirit, they can create a variety of weapons. The rules of the ranger in the central continent inspired her. She might be able to find another way, starting by standardizing the rules of competition and limiting the occasions for competition. A courageous warrior is aggressive by nature. Instead of being violent and repressive, why not be patient?

He Xin also thought of this.

He took out a palm-sized book from his sleeve, and took out a charcoal pen to add an urgent note on it, preparing to present it to the court if he had the opportunity. Gu De and Gu De were stunned by the operation of the congratulatory letter, but they couldn't help but feel awe in their hearts.

He always keeps business in mind, how can he be a bad person?

They will feel relieved to have such colleagues to work with in the future.

[My lord is going to use these calf-nosed robes...] Xia Houyu always felt very embarrassed and awkward when he said this, but his lord's face was serious and business-like, which made him seem coquettish, [...using this token to recruit them. Owner? 】

[This is roughly the plan. 】

The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit.

Xia Houyu said worriedly: [What if they become angry from shame? 】

There are also some deadbeats.

Shen Tang said: [Don’t worry, they probably aren’t that thick-skinned. I heard Gong Xiqiu say that he was looking for his eldest brother Jimo Qiu, but the two brothers often missed him because of the tricks of fate. The only clue is that his eldest brother and his companion Shaochong challenged the strong men from all over the world, and Gongxi Qiu pursued him all the way. Many targets were kicked out of the field by their brothers. 】

That is to say——

Many of the defeated people lost two calf-nosed robes.

A calf nose skirt is equivalent to a life.

If you can live without one life, how can you still have the nerve to live with two lives?

The courageous warriors are relatively loyal and honest. As long as Shen Tang shows his token, they are willing to help Shen Tang fight a few fights even if they are not willing to bring his family to seek refuge. The most important thing is that they are willing to come! Once people come, Shen Tang is absolutely sure to keep them and capture their hearts! Everything is difficult only at the beginning!

Xia Houyu: [……]

Suddenly, he actually felt sorry for these defeated people.

When they think about how much profit these calfs will bring in the future and solve their urgent needs, they are no longer simple calfs. Several people copied down the names on the trousers and compiled them into a list. The more Xiahou Yu copied it, the more frightened he became! The characters on the calf nose skirt are not ordinary people!

Several of them were familiar to him.

Shen Tang was not surprised by this: [This is normal. Gongxi Qiu is arrogant and likes to play high-end games. He doesn't like to blow up fish ponds unless it's official business. In private fighting, it is better to choose the stronger ones, who have rough skin and thick flesh. You can ravage them casually without worrying about killing anyone. 】

Those who are too weak will be reincarnated after a few slaps.

At that time, Jimo Qiu had to be familiar with the strength of [Daigo Enlightenment], and he also tried his best to choose opponents whose strength was close to or stronger than his own, and relied on pressure to stimulate his own potential. The two brothers' minds worked surprisingly well together, saving Shen Tang a lot of trouble.

What's even more ingenious is that they challenged their opponents as rangers. There was no faction affiliation, and the outcome was pure.

If a Kang general were to challenge the same opponent, and it involved a power struggle, the loser might be willing to commit suicide rather than admit defeat. It’s okay to lose to an individual, but it’s not okay to lose to a hostile force!

Shen Tang took the roster and went to visit.

The invitation to visit is a calf-nosed skirt.

Adhering to the principle of proximity, Shen Tang's first goal was a county prince, and his farmland was next door. I heard that in order to support his private tribe, the county prince next door tried his best to exploit local tenants, but he also gave them as much protection as possible.

Overall, life is barely manageable.

Shen Tang was originally planning to annex this place.

I didn't expect him to be on the roster, so that would be a worry.

After so many years, looking at the doubis with his name written on it, dark memories of the past flooded into his heart, and he felt like his sky was about to collapse. No wonder he got nothing from his hunt today, and bad luck is waiting for him here? He clutched the corners of the calf's nose tightly, his face switched back and forth between black and white, blue and red, and his eyes were red and slightly misty.

The unbearable memories suffocated him.

【Who sent it? 】

[It is a strange female gentleman. 】

[Female? Female? Are you sure it's not a man? 】

The county prince felt that he was alive again. He managed to calm down and ordered people to invite the female queen: [Remember, be respectful! 】

He didn't want to lose his third calf-nosed skirt!

[I don’t know why the queen came to the door with her token. 】

The handle is in other people's hands, and the county princes dare not make a show of it. In order to be as approachable as possible, he had to hold his voice. He spoke softly, for fear of irritating Shen Tang and provoking a little beast that would be stabbed a thousand times.

Shen Tang said: [Of course I have something to ask for. 】

The county marquis was surprised when he heard this: [Can I ask for anything? 】

He raised his eyebrows in his heart, and a joy flowed quietly. Could it be that the little beast who took away his calves has died?

If so, you may be able to default on your debt.

His eyes fell on the calf's nose, but he was thinking about whether to destroy the body and eliminate all traces. Shen Tang didn't care what he was thinking: [This thing was given to me by a close friend. He had something to do and couldn't get away from it at the moment, so he gave it to me, saying it could solve his urgent need. Now is the period of initial creation, the tent is short of manpower, and I would like to invite the county marquis...]

The county prince heard this and laughed sarcastically: [If your close friend comes in person, I might be able to give you some face, but why do you do that? 】

No one can make him admit defeat with a calf-nosed robe!

Shen Tang said: [The county prince doesn’t want to recognize him? 】

The county prince laughed and said: "It's the same knife. A thirty-year-old man holds a knife and a three-year-old child drags the knife. Which one is the female monarch afraid of?" 】

A token, he recognizes it.

He doesn’t recognize the person!

Want to use tokens to gain benefits?

It is better to let the real owner of the token come and say it in person.

Shen Tang: [The county magistrate thinks that I am a three-year-old child? 】

The county lord hummed a tune with the tip of his nose.

He didn't say anything, but he seemed to have said everything.

Shen Tang was mentally prepared for this scene. She stood up slowly and looked down at the county prince a few steps away: [Please enlighten me! 】

When the county prince heard these four words, he became furious.

[You, a mere prostitute, dare to say this to me? 】

Shen Tang raised his eyebrows: [This is not just me. 】

The county prince sneered again and again: [What if you lose? 】

Shen Tang said: [What if I give you the waistband? 】

[What do I need your sash for? If I want it, I need you! Even now, my family fortune is not considered an insult to you! 】

After the painful loss of the third calf noseband——

He couldn't help crying in his arms.

Does a mere county magistrate of his own deserve to have his calves snatched away by four little beasts? This is simply too much!

Shen Tang looked at the neatly folded, brand-new silk crotch with longan-sized snow-white pearls sewn on it, and asked questions.

[Would it be uncomfortable to use silk as underwear? 】

It's not absorbent at all, and cotton is more skin-friendly.

Also, who can sew a string of pearls on the calf's nose?

Looking at the position of the pearl, Shen Tang had a strange expression.

[Xian Hou, have you really never used this? 】

The magistrate's humiliated expression almost made him cry.

[This, this is custom! 】

Since that year, the perverted custom of wearing a calf-nosed skirt as the head of the family came into being. Although the county prince has never failed, he still has the intention of being just in case.

Someone sent someone to prepare a brand new one.

To demonstrate his status, he followed suit and sewed a string of pearls.

This calf-nosed skirt is not intended to be lost to anyone. It exists to warn oneself that one cannot endure the same humiliation a third time! Looking at this calf-nosed skirt every day, he worked hard to become stronger and practiced hard. The progress in recent years has indeed been much greater than before.

Unfortunately, it still hit a wall.

Shen Tang nodded and followed the local customs.

After defeating the opponent, she asked someone to take out the second pair of calf-nose pants with the name of the county marquis. The county marquis's butt was like being electrocuted and he stood up, staring at the second pair with his tiger eyes. A thought flashed through his mind: [What is your relationship with these people? ]

Why are both in this person's hands?

Shen Tang said: [Of course, my ministers. ]

The county marquis's expression at this moment was wonderful, and finally froze in a blank. He closed his eyes, as if he had given up, and exhaled the foul air, saying: [Forget it, I didn't expect these people to be convinced by you. It's not a disgrace to be their colleague. ]

Now it was Shen Tang's turn to be surprised.

Her original intention was to ask someone to do a short-term job for her.

From what the other party said, he was prepared to work for a long time.

He could recruit the other party to his command by fighting, and also get his local business assets, which was a huge profit!

[But——this token——]

The county marquis said, and began to hesitate.

To show his sincerity, Shen Tang returned the three pieces: [This matter is known to heaven, earth, you and me, and no one else will know. ]

The county marquis said stubbornly: [I am not someone who can't afford to lose. ]

After a while: [What is the strength of Gui Xiachou now? ]

His lifelong wish is to get back at the front one day.

Not only should Gui Xiachou and Jimo Qiu's calf-nose pants be used, but also the one they took off on the spot, so that they can wipe out the shame!

Shen Tang: [Eighteenth-class great chieftain. ]

The county marquis: [……]

Shen Tang seemed to hear the sound of the pot opening.

Shen Tang gave him ten days to pack up and arrange the troops, and he rushed to the next one without stopping. Not everyone needs to fight a battle like the county marquis. Some of them have a generous temper and directly agree to help for a while, and then return to their freedom and redeem their tokens. Some of them have a bad temper and want to kill people to silence them.

Shen Tang didn't give the latter any face.

[My best friend wants to hold a founding meeting, pick an auspicious day, and invite friends and relatives from all walks of life. At the meeting, it is inevitable to recall past achievements...] Imagine a group of well-known people gathered together to admire the Dubi Trousers with their own autographs and tiger seals. Among these people, there may be acquaintances or enemies of the original owner of the Dubi Trousers.

[You are despicable! ]

People have to die, but they cannot die together.

Shen Tang used fancy means to quickly make up for the shortcomings of the generals.

Some of the original owners of these Dubi Trousers have died, some have gone far away, and some are missing, but the rest are enough for Shen Tang to use. She also sighed for this: [The generals carefully selected by the Jimo Qiu brothers are really impressive. ]

The brothers only challenged the 13th-level or higher martial warriors. After a few years, these people have made some progress in their cultivation. In terms of overall average quality, it is even better than the military commanders of Kangguo! If the quality is good, why worry about quantity?

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Although Zixu does not have very strong warriors, there are more than ten or twenty unlucky guys with an average of more than thirteen hits.