Back Off, Let Me Come

  Chapter 331 331: Spring Plowing Sacrifice 【Ask for a monthly ticket】

   Although this world is a bit chaotic, it is still very simple to a certain extent. After all, they never thought of such an outrageous way of "reasonable tax avoidance"! Merchants also know that the law is not perfect, and there are many ways to exploit loopholes.

  But their method is to repeatedly jump horizontally at the bottom line.

  If those in power are unhappy, they can always engage them.

  In contrast to the method proposed by Shen Tang...

  To tell the truth, Wu Xian's blood pressure would go crazy after hearing this! You must know that the current various tax items are basically one is one, and the other is two. List them clearly one by one and pay the tax accordingly! Not to mention a traditional merchant like Xu Jie.

  He almost looked at her with eyes that he didn't know Shen Tang at all, and he opened his mouth for a long time to say a word: "This, this... If you do this, the lord will probably go crazy..."

  Xu Jie has never seen Wu Xian lose his composure and jump violently. But he had a hunch that if he really did this, he might be lucky to see it.

  Shen Tang just smiled: "What is he angry about?"

  Xu Jie fell silent.

  Shen Jun still has the face to ask Wu Xian why he is angry?

Immediately afterwards, Shen Tang said cheekily: "He shouldn't be angry, he should be grateful to us. Tell me, which one of the methods I listed above can't be used? Let's say 'distribution', the customer spent The money was for buying other goods, and it only cost one or two taels to buy wine. The wine tax is also paid for one or two taels. Are we evading taxes? No, we paid the wine tax honestly.”

"Blind box lottery is also a reason." Shen Tang carefully broke the things into pieces, forced them into Xu Jie's little head, and frantically sold Amway to Xu Jie, brainwashing him, "Is the customer spending money to buy wine? No, buy It’s the lottery qualification, it’s the game! The wine is the prize for the customer to play the game! Which of the current laws is taxing the free prizes given away?”

  Xu Jie said with difficulty: "There is no..."

  Shen Tang slapped his vest emotionally.

"That's right! Since they searched the law and couldn't find anything unreasonable about us, then we are reasonable! If it is reasonable, then it is allowed! If it is allowed, then we can do it." of!"

  Xu Jie's eyes became indescribable—he suspected that Shen Jun had been replaced by a civet cat for the prince! How could these words come from the sincere, enthusiastic, kind and benevolent Shen Jun?

impossible!

   Absolutely impossible!

   "Text Notes."

  Shen Tang still had a smile on his lips.

  Just the sound of "Wenzhu" made his spine numb.

  It gave him the feeling that Wu Xian's cold tone was when he was stabbed by several brothers and wished to kill his brothers and feet. He also saw Wu Xian's ruthlessness at that time! However, this feeling is fleeting, so fast that people think it is an illusion.

  Shen Tang asked: "Is there always one of them available?"

   There is a bit of "threat" in these words.

   It was like Wu Xian's previous "threat" to Shen Tang.

  She forced Xu Jie to "reasonably avoid taxes" once!

"Naturally." Xu Jie suppressed his inner discomfort and forced a smile to answer, "Xu just learned today what is meant by 'listening to what you say is better than reading ten years of books'. I think Shen Jun is quite talented in the way of businessmen, if he concentrates on managing, In the future, the world must be rich!"

  Shen Tang said: "Merchants? That's not acceptable."

   "Why? Doesn't Mr. Shen like merchants?"

Shen Tang shook his head and said bluntly: "It has never happened before. Merchants also have their meaning of existence. However, there may be a slang saying in the text notes - if you store grain but don't store guns, your home is a granary; if you store guns but not store grain, there are granaries everywhere. Merchants who have money but do not have the force to rely on to match it, and who are not engaged in production but have the ability to grab all the money, sooner or later they will be food reserves in the eyes of wolves and leopards."

  She patted Xu Jie's shoulder with a stiff expression.

   "People have, not as good as I have!"

  Why do you have to choose one of the two?

  Adults, all!

   Frightening Xu Jie, Shen Tang's inner anger was relieved by three points, but there was still seven points left for her to digest alone.

  Gu Chi heard Shen Tang's voice from a long distance away, as if he had eaten a firecracker, cursing, eleven out of ten sentences were greetings to Wu Xian and Xu Jie, the duo of ministers. Chu Yao, who came with him, stopped and looked at him suspiciously: "Why doesn't Wangchao go in?"

   Gu Chi smiled wryly.

   Stretching out the head for a slash, retracting the head is also a slash. Just as he was hesitating whether to go in, he heard "Come in" from inside the house.

   The two looked at each other and stepped in at the same time.

  Shen Tang still had anger on his face.

   "Why is my lord angry?" Chu Yao bent down and tidied up the books on the low table that Shen Tang had overturned, "Because of Xu Jie?"

  They also received news that Xu Jie had come over.

   "Just look at it and you'll know." Shen Tang handed the two volumes of account books and slips from Xu Jie to the two of them.

  Shen Tang wanted to overturn the low table in front of him as Xu Jie, and said angrily, "Guess what he said?"

  Chu Yao asked gently: "What?"

   "The seedlings are good seedlings."

  Chu Yao's Chinese translation: "Is the price slightly more expensive?"

   "Although the farm tools are not brand new, they are better at the low price!"

  Chu Yao smiled and said: "It is estimated that it is an old thing that has been used in previous years. It is not so unusable, but it must not be used for long."

  Shen Tang became angrier after hearing this, and gritted his teeth: "The farm cattle are old cattle with rich experience in service for many years!"

  Chu Yao and Gu Chi looked at each other.

   Have a better understanding of the treachery of merchants.

   "Is that an old cow that has passed its prime?"

  Shen Tang patted the low table rattling.

"Listen! Do Wu Zhaode and Xu Wenzhu think this is a garbage collection station for us? A slop bucket for slop disposal? We spent more than 2,300 taels on these broken things, and gave us all the odds! Bullying! It's too much! It's too much to deceive people!"

  Chu Yao and the two can only persuade Shen Tang with one word and one word.

  Wu Zhaode and Wu Zhaode were mentally prepared for their coquettish manipulation—how could Wu Zhaode watch his own ten thousand taels of silver flow into Shen Tang's hands? It's impossible not to do something.

  My lord suffers from ignorance.

Shen Tang twitched the corners of his mouth, sneered, and swore loudly: "But I also went back with the first army, cheated me once, can you cheat me again and again? If you don't completely separate Wu Zhaode and Xu Wenzhu, I, Shen Youli Write every word upside down!"

   I don’t think it’s enough to say such harsh words.

  "Do what you say, but what you can't do is a puppy!"

  Chu Yao: "..."

  Gu Chi: "..."

  In fact, they also admired Wu Xian and Xu Jie, who were able to push Shen Tang to such an extent!

   Really amazing!

  Shen Tang fanned himself with his hands.

  The brain calmed down, and the reason returned.

   "Is there something wrong with Wuhui and Wangchao?"

  The grassroots team with "poor" and "007" as their corporate culture, under the leadership of the boss Shen Tang, started a crazy involution. If there is no special event, Shen Tang will usually not see these two.

  Chu Yao: "It's about offering sacrifices to spring plowing."

   "Spring plowing sacrifice?"

  The river blooms in February and the spring is warm in March.

  When this snow is over, the weather will get warmer every day.

  In order to pray for a good harvest in the new year, there will be an activity of offering sacrifices to the God of Spring, Jumang, before the spring plowing begins, in order to get a good start.

  Chu Yao and the others didn't have much interest in this kind of activity, but ordinary people couldn't help believing that there would be nothing without sacrifices.

  If there is a famine in this year, it is easy to be blamed by the common people for reasons such as "disrespect to the spring god, and the spring **** is angry", and it is easy to be used by those who are interested. When the hearts of the people are in chaos, chaos will arise.

   "Since this is the case, let's do it."

   She would be happy to save trouble by making a formality.

   It's just that Shen Tang didn't expect that there was something about her here.

  Before the Spring Plowing Sacrifice begins, a respected local old man will act as the head of the society to read the articles written in advance to worship the Spring God, and you can also read and sing a poem related to farming.

   Then burn the article and convey it to the God of Spring in the sky.

   After that comes the "Performance" session.

  Order the oxen to plow the field, and the wooden plow cuts the land.

   Then the Shezai sprinkled the grain seeds.

  Others follow behind and handle the farm tools.

  A group of people are in full swing in the field to show the situation of farming. Afterwards, livestock were used to sacrifice to the God of Spring, and the Shezai led the crowd to burn incense and pray. After everything is over, the common people who participated in the activity will be able to share a little bit of sacrificed animal meat.

   Even this "division of meat" is also very particular.

  Who is rich, who is poor, who has more land, who has less land, who is senior, who is famous... The size and parts of the meat that can be distributed are different. The little "animal meat distribution" is full of sophistication...

  Shen Tang: "...I have to do the same?"

   It is a nightmare for social terrorists!

  Chu Yao shook his head: "Yes and no."

  The processes he mentioned are generally done in units of villages and clans. Shen Tang is the governor of the county.

   Anyway, he doesn't have any disagreements with other people.

  Shen Tang: "..."

  They presented another brochure.

  It records the distribution of plowing fields, farm tools, cattle, and seedlings. Because the project of re-registering the common people in Fugu City has been completed, it didn't take much time.

Xu Jie and Wu Xian made a fuss about farming cattle and agricultural tools, but the impact was not great. Anyway, they are not using cattle to plow the land, but Zhao Fenglei is a little bit-hehe, after all, they are not their own warriors. Distressed!

   As for seedlings and food, the quantity is abundant.

   Solve the urgent need.

  Shen Tang read the booklet word by word.

   Take a deep breath.

   This is the only good news today.

  Shen Tang pointed to the record of the farm tool wooden plow and said: "Go back and find two carpenters, the wooden plow has a lot to do."

  The current wooden plows are all straight shaft wooden plows.

  Cumbersome, difficult to turn, low efficiency in cultivating land.

  Shen Tang can't always count on the warriors to plow the land. After all, the home of the warriors will be on the battlefield for a long time in the future, not in the farmland. Improving the wooden plow is the kingly way.

  Chu Yao didn't ask any questions, and just said "only".

  Although their lord is young, he often escapes talking, but when it is time to be reliable, he is absolutely reliable. In other words, cynicism is just her mask to cover up her true face.

  Shen Tang rubbed the sore and swollen eyebrows.

   After thinking about it for a while, I still can't think of anything missing.

   said: "Let's do it for the time being."

  The ice and snow melted, and the spring plowing was good.

  Shen Tang has been doing homework for the past few days. After all, it is the first time to preside over the spring plowing sacrifice, so he must be familiar with the process. Xu Jie left five days before the start of spring plowing. After all, Tianhai also had the same custom. As an important member of Wu Xian's tent, he had to be there.

  Shen Tang secretly shrugged his shoulders and did not force him to stay.

   It was just to remind him of "reasonable tax avoidance" on the day of seeing off.

  Xu Jie smiled reluctantly, and left with fifty altars of "Last Year's Limited Edition" spirit wine—if he hadn't stopped him, Shen Tang would have encouraged him to set up a limited edition, pack it up and slaughter the fat sheep.

  Xu Jie: "..."

  You don’t have to.

  One "reasonable tax avoidance" is enough to make the protagonist angry.

   On the day of spring plowing, the sky was sunny and the wind was breezy.

  Everything went well for the sacrifice—

  Head (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

   Bad start!

   "Qi Yuanliang! Look at the good things your cat has done!"

  Shen Tang's blood pressure was instantly full.

   Unexpectedly, the small note I made was ruined by the businessman in a piss. Seeing that the situation was not good, the businessman who already had the shape of an adult beautiful cat cat ran towards his own shit-shoveling officer with all his strength. Meow meow softly in the mouth, the tone is coquettish and mild.

  As a little beauty who has a literary scholar as a shit-shoveling officer, she has grown a lot in the past few months. She is obviously a little female cat, but she has a round face. A pair of round eyes is even more so that one's heart trembles, who can refuse it?

  At least pray · **** shovel officer · kindness can not!

  He couldn't even bear the heart of the vegetarian merchant to catch mice, and wished he could clean every mouse and send it to someone else's plate!

   "Master, this is?"

  Shen Tang pinched his nose with one hand, and twisted the corner of the cheat sheet with the fingers of the other hand: "Look at what it did! This is a sacrificial oration specially prepared by me, and I almost bald because of it!"

   But there is no network disk backup yet!

  Qi Shan frowned and looked at the innocent-looking Su Shang Mao Mao who was acting coquettishly and stepping on his milk in his arms: "My lord, do you still remember?"

   "Do you remember what you wrote every day?"

  Pray for kindness and honesty: "Yes."

   "But I won't!"

  Damn it!

   It’s too late to write another one now.

  Shen Tang had to search his brains to think of a suitable article.

  Qi Shan knew a lot, but each article was written in obscure and lengthy lengths, plus the time was approaching, and Shen Tang was impatient, unable to memorize it for some reason. In the end, I had to break the jar.

   "Forget it, let's cram for now."

   It’s hard to make long texts, but short ones are okay.

  Shen Tang, dressed as a sheriff, hurried over with her skirt in hand. Almost all the officials in the government office are in order.

Qi Shan, Kang Shi, Chu Yao, Gu Chi, and Gong Shuwu were in the first row behind Shen Tang, followed by high-ranking officials with all the qualifications of Fu Guzhi, and then Li Li, Bai Su, Lin Feng, Yu Zi, Tu Rong... In fact, Zhao Feng should also be in the front row, but he is Wu Xian's tent after all, so he declined the invitation, and only brought a few confidant officials to watch the excitement in the front row of the crowd.

  Occasional whispers from the crowd can be heard.

   After listening carefully, they all have something to do with Bai Su and Lin Feng.

  It turns out that the spring plowing sacrifice in Fugu City is a very serious occasion, and women are not allowed to participate in it, so they can only watch it.

   But Shen Tang allowed it, and officials couldn't stop it.

  The common people did not dare to quarrel publicly because of Shen Tang.

  In front of the sacrificial altar.

  Shen Tang secretly took a deep breath.

  She chose a very familiar poem.

   Well, it's the only thing she can think of right now.

The onlookers held their breath, and then heard the beautiful sheriff say in a unique clear voice: "The **** of spring is here, and the next official, Heyin Sheriff, Shen Youli, led the officials to rule, and here I pray for the people of Heyin Happy new year."

   "The God of Spring is benevolent and blessed."

   "May - plant a grain of millet in the spring, and harvest ten thousand seeds in the autumn!"

  The next sentence There is no idle land in the world, and the farmers will starve to death.

   Too unlucky.

  What she wants is to rule without starving people!

  _(:3」∠)_

   After hesitating for a long time, I feel that there is no better agricultural production increase buff than this.

   Shiitake mushrooms feel that they are really too fat, and their endocrine disorders are extremely serious. They are ruthless and plan to enroll in a weight loss training camp next week. Believe it or not, they won’t lose weight!

  (end of this chapter)