Back Off, Let Me Come

  Chapter 337 Chapter 337: The Cat-Dog Controversy 【Ask for a monthly ticket】

  Families in the countryside pay attention to their humble names so that they can support themselves.

  Of course, the real reason is that there is no culture, and the baby names given to children can be as casual as they want. The male is called X Lang, and the female is called X Lady, X Ya, and X Niuer.

   White element is also one of them.

  In the past, I didn’t think much of it.

  Since her relative passed away, no one called her baby name, and she gradually forgot about it. When Shen Tang mentioned it abruptly, Bai Su was stunned for a moment, and then his face collapsed. Seemingly unspeakable, he said: "There is always one thing...seeking..."

  Shen Tang understood immediately: "Do you want me to take it?"

   "Yes, Su has neither close blood relatives nor teachers in this world, the matter of choosing characters..." Said, Bai Su's expression was somewhat sad.

  Actually, Bai Su can also get one for herself, but she is not very confident about her education level.

  Shen Tang, as the lord, bestowed names on his subordinates, which made sense both emotionally and rationally, and also saved a lot of trouble.

   Facing Bai Su's eyes full of expectation, Shen Tang scratched his head, and replied in one breath: "Okay, I'll go back and think about it."

   Choosing words is a major event in life.

  Shen Tang treated it seriously, and checked and searched overnight.

  The second day.

  Shen Tang picks up a pen, flamboyant.

   "Look, how about this word?"

   Bai Su took it over and looked at it carefully, and whispered in his mouth.

   "Shaoxuan? Bai Shaoxuan?"

  Actually, Shen Tang thinks the word "Suzhen" is fine.

  _(:з)∠)_

   It’s just that it’s just a joke, and it’s impossible for Shen Tang to really come up with a “Bai Suzhen”—“Sacred Land of Mountains and Seas.” It wouldn’t be fun to spit out myths and legends related to the Legend of the White Snake.

   Bai Su carefully put away the words.

  Thank you: "Thank you, Lord, for the words."

Seeing that Bai Su accepted it so quickly, Shen Tang wanted to persuade Bai Su to think again: "After all, this is a lifelong event. If you don't like it now, you can change it..." She actually wanted to discuss it with Wuhui, learn from it, and choose a good one. word.

   Bai Su smiled and said: "It has a predestined relationship with Su."

   "Fate?"

  Is there any chance coincidence here?

Bai Su didn't hide anything, and the light in his eyes flowed a little bit warm with the memory: "My lord, I don't know, 'Shaoxuan' is actually the name my teacher used in the boudoir when she was young. Her old man's family suffered great changes, and it was changed to "Shaoxuan" after several ups and downs. 'nameless'."

  She didn't expect Shen Tang to be such a coincidence that he actually gave her the word "Shaoxuan" as a word. The moment I saw these two words, a voice in my heart said softly, "That's it."

  Shen Tang once heard Bai Su talk about her mentor, but he only briefly mentioned the past of that "unknown" heroine.

   This is the first time I know her name.

   "...don't be shy?"

  Shen Tang felt inappropriate.

Bai Su shook his head and bent his eyes: "There is no need to shy away from it, and my teacher has abandoned the name of 'Shaoxuan' for many years. If you follow the teacher's aspirations, you must be pleased with your teacher under Jiuquan... Besides, she has always been the most used to me... Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could break out in the world under the name of 'Shaoxuan' in the future? Her old man will understand."

  Master’s biggest regret in her life is not being able to climb to the top. Just because she was born as a "female", she is restricted everywhere and is forever deprived of the qualification to reach the top. This is a shame for her who has always been proud. Bai Su is luckier than her.

  Bearing the name "Shaoxuan", it can be regarded as a master and apprentice walking side by side in a certain sense and climbing to the top together!

  Shen Tang felt relieved: "That's good."

  Bai Su acted very low-key. After many days of low-key, Zhao Feng was reminded by Gu Chi that there was still this problem.

  She declined Zhao Feng's kindness.

   said: "The lord has already given the word."

   Zhao Feng asked: "What word?"

  If there are serious characters, they should be matched with characters.

   Bai Su replied: "Shaoxuan."

   Zhao Feng thought about it carefully, stroked his beard, and nodded in affirmation: "This word is called your name."

  Baisu gathers courage, some people are happy and some are worried.

  The "worried" person is Lili.

   It's not about jealousy, but Bai Su's coming from behind gave him a lot of pressure. When he thought about his own bravery, he still hadn't moved, and he was so worried that he couldn't sleep for a few days. But there is pressure to go further. After half a month, under the hard work of Lili who went crazy, he also gathered courage, and everything will come naturally. Shen Tang heard the good news.

  Take the initiative to ask Li Li: "Would you like to name it?"

  The name Lili can only be regarded as a nickname.

  He is in the same situation as Bai Su, both of them are lonely. As the master, he should take the initiative to give warmth to his subordinates.

   Unexpectedly, Lili refused.

   Who said he was a loner?

  He has a wife!

Mrs.    helped him choose the name many years ago.

  When Li Li thought that his wife's name would be permanently engraved on his Wudan Tiger Talisman, the corner of his mouth couldn't help grinning silly.

  Shen Tang: "..."

   Speaking of which, she still doesn't know what Lili's name is.

  Li Li only said that it would be kept secret.

  On the day when he truly condenses the Bravery Tiger Talisman, he is truly qualified to introduce that name.

  Shen Tang: "..."

  She is very suspicious, if a sword splits Lili's brain, will it be filled with the word "madame"?

  If she asks, it is estimated that Lili will tell her with a pat on his chest that the word "madam" is also engraved on his heart.

  In the world of love brains, single dogs do not understand.

  Spring plowing is in full swing.

  The weather is getting warmer day by day.

  The buds of the ornamental peach trees bloom in sequence.

   Fugu City also had more annoying barking dogs and cats and birds singing one after another. Shen Tang rested his chin on one hand and handled official duties with the other hand, and from time to time he would secretly move his buttocks to change his focus. I don't know when I will be able to get away from the heavy official duties and continue to sit like this. I will get hemorrhoids sooner or later, and I don't know if the current medical skills can cure it... Thinking, she yawned.

"Sleepy... sleepy in spring and tired in summer, lack of winter sleep in autumn, not enough sleep all year round... Missing me as the magistrate of Heyin County, but I don't even get five insurances and one gold..." With heavy eyelids, Shen Tang simply put down his pen, ready to lie on his stomach for a rest, Replenish your mind.

   Before brewing, Lin Feng came from outside.

   Shouted: "Lang Jun, Lang Jun, something is wrong!"

  Shen Tang woke up suddenly: "What happened?"

  Lin Feng, who was dressed in a plain spring outfit, looked pretty, but at this moment, his small face was full of worry and nervousness: "It's time to fight!"

  Shen Tang was at a loss: "A fight?"

  She stood up from the mat.

  Almost fell because of the paralysis of both legs.

   "Who started the fight? Or who called in?"

  Lin Feng stamped anxiously: "It's Teacher and Mr. Qi."

  Shen Tang was completely sleepy—how did Chu Yao and Qi Shan fight? She was so frightened that Lin Feng rushed to rescue the soldiers—she was so anxious that she limped and rushed out with her numb legs, "Ling De, lead the way!"

   "Wei!"

  The scene of the crime that Shen Tang thought was bloody.

  The actual scene of the crime: Twos and threes sneaking their heads out of the wall, watching the excitement and eating melons.

  Shen Tang pushed aside Gu Chi and the others who didn't know when they came.

   said angrily: "What are you doing—"

  Shen Tang: "???"

   Seeing the scene clearly, she was stunned.

   There are only a few questions in my head.

who is she?

  Where is she?

  What is she doing?

  Qi Shan and Chu Yao didn't fight at all, why did Lin Feng act like the two were already fighting to the death? It made her think that something big happened _(:з)∠)_.

  Lin Feng emphasized that he did not report false alarms.

   "Teacher, they really did it just now—"

  Shen Tang: "..."

  Why doesn't she believe it?

  The two fighting in Lin Fengkou were separated by a distance of one foot, looking at each other, and a cat and a dog were squatting not far from each other.

   Needless to say, the cat is a beautiful cat named Su Shang, who has become more and more plump recently, and the dog is short and chubby.

   It looks like she was born only a month ago.

  Su Shang beautiful cat, at this moment, is arching its back, with its tail straightened up, and its fur all over, and it is furiously blowing at the dog.

  The brown-yellow dog huddled at Chu Yao's feet, drooping its ears, whimpering timidly, so pitiful.

  She vaguely remembered that more than half a month ago, Chu Yao said that he went out and hugged an abandoned milk dog by the side of the road. Shen Tang didn't pay much attention to it. What does it have to do with her subordinates who like to keep cats and dogs? Chu Yao doesn't like cats and prefers dogs, which has nothing to do with her.

   It turns out that it has nothing to do with her.

   But it is related to praying for good, and it is related to the cat of praying for good!

  The vegetarian who prayed for kindness was held in his palm and pampered by him, his temper grew day by day, and he could be called the cat bully of Fugu City! The wild cat came to provoke and was repelled by it, and even fought fiercely with one enemy, which was very different from its sweet and lovely appearance.

  The problem lies here.

  Chu Yao’s silly dog ​​likes to pee marks everywhere.

   It’s nothing more than marking it in Chu Yao’s courtyard, but it’s so bold that it sneaks into the next door and wanders around the courtyard praying for charity. Can Su Shang’s temper be tolerated? Seeing that the little milk dog was not big, he scratched its paws several times, and beat the milk dog back without any suspense.

  Chu Yao came back and found that his dog had been beaten.

   But I don't know who did it.

   So, the milk dog was beaten twice again.

   It so happened that when he was beaten for the fourth time, the milk dog fled back to his territory, and Su Shang became more and more courageous and beat him over.

   Only then did Chu Yao know who did the good deed. Seeing that the vegetarian merchant was not willing to give up, he remembered the face of the guy who prayed for goodness, so he helped his dog, interfered with the vegetarian merchant's attack, and the milk dog succeeded in counterattacking for the first time.

   On that day, Qishan knew that her vegetable business was beaten.

   Don't get angry.

  He soon discovered who the "murderer" was.

   So—

  Shen Tang was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Then these two got into a fight because of their cats and dogs???"

  Lin Feng whispered: "Not all of them."

  She added: "Su Shang is pregnant."

Shen Tang was almost speechless: "According to the age, Su Shang has also reached the age of estrus, isn't it normal to be pregnant? Yuan Liang will never think that the kitten in Su Shang's belly is the milk dog of the Wuhui family, right? The two are reproductively isolated..."

  Qi Shan naturally didn't think so.

  But he was not resentful that Chu Wuhui shamelessly bullied pregnant women.

  Of course, before that, he was also trembling with anger—which shameless wild cat made the vegetarian businessman's stomach big? How big is a vegetarian! I can't wait to castrate all the male cats in Fugu City!

To put it simply, the dispute between cats and dogs has risen to the owner. Chu Yao is worried that his dog will suffer, so he will use Wenqi to interfere with the Suqian to attack. When it comes to Qishan, he uses Wenqi to suppress the milk dog who is bigger than the Suqian, so as to ensure that pregnant women Safety.

   Before the cat and dog could decide the winner, the two drew their swords first.

From the feud between cats and dogs - such as the vegetarian barking day and night after spring, the milk dog urinating everywhere and destroying the flower seedlings planted by Qishan - it escalated to the bad debts of the two in the past, and even involved Shen on Tang.

  Qi Shan still does not give up the plan to cultivate a gentleman, and is annoyed by Chu Yao's connivance with Shen Tang instead of correcting him in time, while Chu Yao laughs at him for his old-fashioned thinking. Teenagers should not be restricted by rules and regulations.

   All in all, all in all.

  These two failed in the literary battle and even engaged in a violent fight.

  The shadow of the sword is dazzling, and the light of the sword is flickering.

   Lin Feng was so frightened that he was confused, and hurriedly called for the great savior who could stop the two of them—Lang Jun Shen Tang!

  Shen Tang: "..."

  Her fist is about to harden!

   This one is too idle!

  They actually have the time to help the cats and dogs fight each other, but she, the protagonist, is too tired to worry that she will get hemorrhoids!

   "Qi Yuanliang, Chu Wuhui!"

  Shen Tang, as the protagonist, punished Su Shang and the milk dog to write a thousand-character self-examination book, accusing them of disrupting team harmony, urinating indiscriminately, and fighting indiscriminately. If you can't finish writing within the deadline, all will be shut down in the small black room! When did I admit my mistake and when was it released!

What?

  Cats and dogs can’t write?

  Hehe, their masters will always be there!

  Xu Jie came to do business and heard this story, so he slightly polished it and sent it back. Wu Xian was cooking rice porridge when he heard the story, almost spit out a mouthful of rice porridge, and slapped his thigh with a smile: "This, haha, this is actually true?"

  Xu Jie said: "It's absolutely true."

  The self-examination book for cats and dogs was also posted.

  Wu Xian turned his head and told Qin Li about this matter. He wanted to laugh at this joke several times, and said, "Qin Qing, are you sure you know this, pfft—is it a conspiracy you know?"

  Such a naive thing, even the sons of his family who are over five years old can't do it! Not to mention writing self-examination books for cats and dogs.

  Qin Li was also speechless for a while.

  Wenxin scholars use Wenqi to do this...

   It's really embarrassing.

  But he still ate the weight and made up his mind, and sighed: "No matter what absurd and unruly actions Qi Yuanliang makes, the lord can't take it lightly. How do you know that this is not a technique to confuse the enemy?"

  Wu Xian said that he would pay attention, but he muttered in his heart-what is the wrong way to confuse the enemy? Such a naive move, the sacrifice is too great.

  After chatting about the light things, Xu Jie talked to Wu Xian about the serious things, which were still very heavy. Coincidentally, Shen Tang was also having a meeting to discuss the same thing - refugees.

   "Last year, King Xi's rebel army failed to attack Sibao County, retreated to the defense line and started a tug-of-war with Zheng Qiao..."

  Shen Tang received news that more than a thousand refugees flooded into He Yin, stole and looted, which had a great impact on the law and order of He Yin. If you don't find a way to settle these people, bigger troubles are yet to come.

  With the end of spring plowing, the war will expand from local conflicts, and she worries that Heyin and other places will also be involved.

  “… According to statistics, there are more than 1,300 refugees.”

  Shen Tang asked: "Where did you come from?"

  Gu Chi has already made preparations.

  The origin of the refugees is scattered all over the country of Xin, and even a small number of them came from the territory of the country of Geng... They also revealed a piece of information that worried Gu Chi. King Zhu lost to Zheng Qiao in overall strength, and had connections with Shiwu and Beimo, so he wanted to borrow troops.

  Shen Tang couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

"These two brothers are interesting. It's really not that the family doesn't enter the family. It's a brain circuit to fight! If you can't do it, you seek skin with a tiger... Is this preparing to connive at the two places sending troops into the country? Northern desert jackals, ten black tigers and leopards, I remember Zheng Qiaogong Going to Xin State is to cooperate with Shi Wu, so that Shi Wu can restrain Xin State's border troops and cannot return to defense? After Zheng Qiao's success, he didn't like Shi Wu very much. Shi Wu suffered a loss, and still trust King Zhu?"

  (end of this chapter)