Back Off, Let Me Come

  Chapter 391 Chapter 391: Unexpected disasters (1)【Two in one】

  The winter snow has already melted and the weather is getting warmer.

  In order to pray for a good harvest in the new year, the common people must sacrifice to the **** of spring, Jumang, to get a good start. Last year was not a good year, and there was still a small bumper harvest. This undoubtedly gave the common people a shot in the arm. They have greater expectations for this year, and the ceremony is more solemn.

  Shen Tang's grass-roots team is finally not so shabby.

  Everyone wears new clothes and looks energetic.

  As the saying goes, "Once born, twice acquainted, three times and four times familiar, Shen Tang is already familiar with presiding over this kind of sacrifice.

  Different from last year, this year behind Shen Tang appeared a solemnly dressed young man with a somewhat familiar face.

  Looking at this position, the young man is slightly higher than the subordinates under Shen Jun's account. Either Shen Jun's new confidant, or a young man whom Shen Jun valued very much, or a promising young man of the same clan, wanted to use this occasion to make the young man look good.

  Onlookers and common people speculated.

   The officials in the government office are not so curious.

  They all knew Lin Feng's identity, and knew that the latter was the favorite student of Gongcao Chu Yao, who was far more favored than another apprentice, Tu Rong. Shen Jun brought Lin Feng with him, most likely because he wanted to promote young people, and had no other intentions...

   Also secretly glanced at the expressions of Chu Yao and the others with complicated thoughts - let a young man leap past them, can you have any objections in your heart? However, everyone has solemn faces and solemn postures, and there is no trace of dissatisfaction.

  As the chief sacrificial priest, Shen Tang needs to lead the crowd to worship Jumang, recite a farming poem or article in front of the altar, and then convey his heart to heaven, praying for a good harvest this year.

  Shen Tang has the experience of last time, so he has no stage fright.

   "The **** of spring is on the top, Shen Youli, the prefect of Xiaguan Heyin, led all the officials under his rule, praying here and wishing Heyin a good harvest in the new year. Hope the **** of spring is kind and bless—"

  When Shen Tang said this, he paused slightly.

  The root of last year's bumper harvest.

   She roughly figured it out.

  It is inseparable from the words of the Spring Plowing Sacrifice. The words of the spirit are effective, and a spring rain falls to moisten the land. This year, the same process will be followed.

  In this world where children are forced to sell their children for a ration, food is too precious, and it is the life of the common people.

  If the grain yield can be increased, even if the common people use their blood to nourish the land, I believe they will do it without hesitation.

   "May - plant a grain of millet in the spring, and harvest ten thousand seeds in the autumn!"

  Speaking out of the spirit, Shen Tang is already mentally prepared for the cultural atmosphere of the Dan Mansion to be emptied. In addition to Jiang Sheng, Chu Yao and others are also ready to take action at any time, so as to prevent their lord from falling into a coma due to the exhaustion of literary energy on such an important occasion as the Spring Plowing Sacrifice.

result-

no response? ? ?

  Shen Tang blinked blankly.

  Raised his hand to caress the position of Dan Mansion, dumbfounded.

  Last time it was "unintentionally planting willows and willows to make shade", why this time it is "deliberately planting flowers and flowers will not bloom"? For a moment, Shen Tang felt that the atmosphere was freezing. She quickly sorted out her emotions—comforting herself not to be too greedy.

   Last year's harvest helped her overcome difficulties. This is already a blessing that ordinary people can't envy. How can it be like this every year?

   Or, this speech spirit actually has a CD, and it needs to be cooled for more than a year after being used once? In order to ease the atmosphere, Shen Tang searched his brains and moved out another song. Only Jiang Sheng was still at a loss, wondering why the lord changed his congratulations temporarily.

"Wheat is as deep as a human being, and the ground is not visible. There are more than ten stalks in a bud, and five or six ears in a stalk. The grains are large and firm, three times the size of the year. The carts are full of goods, and there are so many calves biting their tails. , Yuze will come at the right time. Eliminate the thieves and weeds, and the long acres will be thick. The people who sigh you will never forget the gift of God..."

  Shen Tang read this "Harvest Wheat" from beginning to end.

   Suppress the slight disappointment in my heart.

well-

   There is no second miracle.

  Shen Tang got her mood together, and was about to ask Lin Feng, the assistant priest, to come forward to offer incense, when a whirl made her stagger forward, as if her legs were no longer her own. The Dan Mansion, which used to be rich and solid, set off a turbulent sea. There seemed to be a suction force from the outside world. The whale sucked the cow to drink, and it disappeared in an instant. What she wanted to say turned into a cursing "Fuck" in her heart!

  Gu Chi and the others already have experience.

   As long as the spring plowing sacrifice is not over, there will always be accidents, and the result is just as they expected, but it is only when they take action that they find out that the situation is much more serious than they imagined. The Taoist spirit was "incomparably greedy", like a hole that couldn't be filled.

   Fortunately, this year's lineup is more luxurious than last year.

  Chu Yao’s Wen Palace is over, and Jiang Sheng also has a Wen Palace.

  With the help of these two oversized charging treasures, he barely resisted. Everyone looked like they had survived a catastrophe, and Jiang Sheng had "what happened" written all over his face. Chu Yao and the others told him that the priest of Chungeng was staring at the lord, and that there might be a situation where his style was not good, so he asked him to help him quickly, so that the lord would not be bitten by his words. They call this "poor style"?

   Zhao Feng, who was watching the sacrificial ceremony: "???"

   This scene is **** familiar.

  This was the case last year.

   I think it is the characteristic of Fugu City.

Several old officials trembled in their hearts, but after all, with the background of last year's events, they could barely hold their ground. If the God of Spring was really angry, last year would not be a good year, and this year will be the same...don't panic, don't worry. Panic, calm down.

  Shen Tang stood firm with Lin Feng's support.

  She had a pale face, took a few short breaths, and recovered.

   "Ling De, you go to offer incense."

  Lin Feng looked at his lord worriedly, seeing that she could barely stand still, he gritted his teeth and followed his advice.

As the cigarette curled upwards, the voice of last year reappeared in her ears, and the opening chapter was the familiar "Shen Nong is Lei Si for the benefit of the world; Yao ordered the four sons to respect the time of the people; Shun ordered Houji Food is the head of government...".

  Different from Shen Tang and the others whose alchemy mansion was emptied, Lin Feng's alchemy mansion was filled up, and the towering giant palace appeared and disappeared in the sea of ​​clouds, mountains and mist. She didn't need to carefully identify it to be sure that it was the "Nong" hall she had seen before.

  What secrets are hidden in this giant palace?

  Thinking together, Lin Feng suddenly woke up.

  The eyes are the teacher's concerned eyes.

   "Is there any discomfort?" Chu Yao asked.

  Lin Feng shook his head: "There is no—"

  The literary spirit has inexplicably risen a lot.

  She thought she was in a coma, but in fact she was just sluggish and absent-minded. Although there were twists and turns in the spring plowing ceremony, it still went on smoothly. Shen Tang, as the chief sacrificial priest, drove the oxen to plow the field and sprinkled the grain seeds, while other officials worked together.

  Last year, Shen Tang followed the whole process.

  This year's special circumstances can only be a show.

   It wasn't that she wanted to be lazy, but that she couldn't bear the physical strength. She had to gasp for breath after taking two steps, and her legs were as soft as two noodles. She said: "If you don't give me a bumper harvest this year, I'm really sorry for what I have suffered now..."

   Several charging treasures were also drained.

  They sat on the field ridges without any image to rest.

  Jiang Sheng couldn't hold back until now.

   "What happened just now?"

Shen Tang caught a glimpse of Zhao Feng who was helping in other fields from the corner of his eyes, and changed his words: "Simply put, my way of literati has something to do with farming. Exercising the spirit of words can nourish a small area and increase the possibility of a good harvest, but this matter also There are pros and cons—every word spirit needs a lot of literary energy, and you are so embarrassed after adding another one this year..."

  Jiang Sheng: "..."

  How old is He Yinjun?

  Covering such an area would consume all the energy of several top scribes, and it only increases the probability of a good harvest. If there are other irresistible external factors, such as the raging locusts flying from other places, all the hard work will be in vain.

  Looking at it this way, it's really tasteless.

but-

  My lord has a national seal in his hand.

   In other words, this is actually the way of the princes?

   It is still very weak now, but once the climate is formed, the potential will be immeasurable. Jiang Shengxin understood it in the next turn, but still complained a little, and said, "Why didn't you tell me in advance?"

  Qi Shan smiled and said, "Didn't you already say it?"

  Jiang Sheng gets annoyed when he sees him.

   It was because of his colleagues that he didn't step on his face.

   "You call that a notification?"

  Qi Shan said: "It's not that you are afraid that walls have ears. I think with your intelligence, you will naturally understand..."

  Some words can only be implicit, not too straightforward.

  He mentioned everything that should be explicitly implied.

  Jiang Sheng was choked, and asked again: "Is there anyone else who is hiding something from me?"

  Qi Shan said decisively: "No."

  Jiang Sheng snorted coldly: "That's it."

  Pray for goodness: "..."

   Surrounded by enemies on all sides, this day is really difficult.

  He and Chu Wuhui often quarrel and blush, he and Gu Wangchao pierce each other's hearts every now and then, and he is an old enemy with Jiang Xiandeng. Only the "cousin" Kang Jishou can give him some warmth.

   As for the lord? ? ?

  Hehe, who collected these people? ? ?

   It's not my lord yet.

  Qi Shan sneered and said, "Yes."

  Jiang Sheng looked as expected, prayed and said: "This matter is related to the Lord, you must not know it yet."

  When Shen Tang heard that they were targeting him, he was afraid that he would become a fish in the pond, so he got up, patted his **** and left. Before he had gone two steps, he listened to Jiang Sheng.

   "My lord, of course I know about it..."

  Qi Shan dares to gamble with Kang Shi.

  This guy must still have misunderstood it.

  Jiang Sheng was slightly annoyed: "...to the public, bring out the lord's private flaws, Qi Yuanliang, you are very good!"

  Pray for goodness: "..."

  Shen Tang: "???"

  Her…private flaw? ? ?

  Why don't I know? ? ?

  She took three steps backwards.

   "What private flaw do I have?"

  Jiang Sheng suddenly became "the target of public criticism".

  He was stared at by everyone, including Qi Yuanliang, the enemy who was about to watch his excitement, and the one with the brightest eyes was the lord who told him the secret. Jiang Sheng frowned in his heart - as a "newcomer", he could know the secret, and it didn't make sense for the other veterans not to know it. The lord's expression didn't look like he was joking before. He deliberated and set up a speech spirit to prevent the conversation from leaking out.

  Separated him from people other than Shen Tang.

  The two whispered.

   "Didn't the Lord say that you are..."

  Shen Tang said: "I said it earlier."

  Jiang Sheng finished speaking the rest of the words: "...Heavenly Eunuch."

  Shen Tang wished he could change his words.

   Annoyed and angry: "I never said that!"

  Jiang Sheng: "...???"

  His speech ability can block the transmission of sound, but it can't block Gu Chi's voyeurism. The latter is already laughing like an old hen hiccupping, wantonly. Seeing this, Jiang Sheng also realized that he had misunderstood, and looked at other people.

Gu Chi looked at Jiang Sheng helplessly. His lord's explicit hints were so obvious, and they occasionally raised some points, but Jiang Sheng couldn't turn the corner, so he smiled and said: "My lord, my lord is a real daughter, what do you say?" She's damned?"

  Qi Shan leisurely made up the knife: "I didn't know the beautiful wife at home back then, and I don't know the master who serves me today. My eyes are not good."

  Everyone: "..."

  Jiang Sheng gritted his teeth: "...Pray! Yuan! Liang!"

   What happened after that is unknown to outsiders, and even the officials in the government office can only see a few of them fighting together from a distance.

   To be precise, it was Qishan, Jiang Sheng fought, and others fought.

   After that, Jiang Sheng got angry for a few days.

  Many herbs for clearing the heart and reducing the fire have not been suppressed. The old doctor Dong of the medical center repeatedly told him that he is not young, and too much anger is not conducive to health preservation. Within two days, Jiang Sheng went out to hire two puppies to beat Qishan's cat.

  Shen Tang: "..."

  Because of the scuffle caused by praying for goodness and provocation, the appearance of several people afterwards was not suitable for attending the meat distribution session, so Shen Tang had to have the meat delivered to their respective houses. Then the two were locked up for three days, and they were fined half a month's salary to write a self-criticism.

  The two stopped for a while.

only-

   I heard that the cat and dog alliance in Fugu City is no longer in balance.

  Chu Wuhui has allies to join, his dog with a low chassis will not be bullied and unable to fight back. Relying on the strong reproductive ability of Su Shang, Qishan has expanded the power of the meow bully day by day.

   Actually did not fall behind.

"...These two can be at most five years old together, no more." Shen Tang couldn't help complaining to Gu Chi, "On weekdays, a single one has 800 intellects, and when they are put together, the intellects will be upside down, becoming a lack of intellect. ..."

  Gu Chi was very optimistic, and said with a smile: "This kind of trouble is better than real swords and guns. Yuan Liang and Xian Deng have a lot of grudges..."

  Shen Tang's old mother sighed: "Perhaps, we can only turn hostility into friendship once they cooperate on the actual battlefield."

  Gu Chi doesn't count on this.

  In fact, it is normal for the staff under the account to have occasional conflicts and conflicts. It is not normal for the family to really love each other. Even Gu Ren's twelve righteous brothers also have conflicts. As long as the struggle does not rise to the point of killing people or disregarding the overall situation, it should be lively. After all, two Wenxin scribes fought regardless of face, and the last time it happened was Qishan and Chu Yao.

   This kind of excitement is really rare!

   Look out, miss out.

  In private, Gu Chi even "advised and advised" Qi Shan (Gong Huo), asking: "Do you have any like-minded friends?"

   "What for?" Qishan suspected that he hadn't held his breath properly.

   "Isn't this afraid of you being 'isolated and helpless'?"

  Qishan was silent for a while.

but-

  He covered his face: "Forget it, I want to live two more years."

  The so-called "best friends" he knew were all as upset as Gu Chi. If they came, would it be to build up their reputation or to add soil to their grave? It's really hard to say.

to some extent-

  His enemies and "best friends" overlap very highly.

  Gu Chi: "..."

   It is thanks to his [Miaoshou Danqing] scribe way that Qishan can live till now. To use the words of the lord, as long as there are enough vests, he is not afraid of losing them.

  Ha Yoon's life is as boring as last year.

  Shen Tang, a social animal, has endless work every day, and his **** and mat are inseparable from each other.

   It is a day when the golden crow rises in the east and sets in the west.

Only the changes in the surrounding scenery, the growing prosperity of Fugu City, Yu Zi's stumbling and stumbling to gather her literary heart, Bai Su and Lu Jue's realms have been continuously improved... Miss Lu has also changed from being a non-staff member to a permanent resident, all of which silently remind Shen Tang, time did not stop, but passed slowly and firmly.

  On a certain day, Shen Tang realized that his clothes were one size smaller and changed his spring shirt to summer shirt, only then did he realize that it was midsummer.

   Immediately afterwards, a decree issued by the royal court also caused an uproar in Fugu City, and everyone had different expressions.

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  (end of this chapter)