Back Off, Let Me Come

  Chapter 789 Chapter 789: Body hair and skin, received by parents 【Ask monthly ticket】

   "My lord!"

   "My lord!"

   "Mama!"

  Shen Tang vaguely heard someone calling herself, and couldn't help but follow the sound, and subconsciously patted her ears—with her physical fitness and five senses, everyone's voices should be very clear. Now it sounds fuzzy, it must be something wrong with the ears.

   It’s okay if you don’t shoot, but once you shoot, there will be a whine.

  Auricles hurt and dust and sand shake off at the same time.

  Shen Tang couldn't help but cover his ears, cursing in his heart that good thoughts and evil thoughts were wrong, this is the body shared by the three of them, so I don't know how to be gentle! After a while, everyone had rushed over one after another. Gu Chi, who was about to show his "gentleness and consideration", saw his protagonist's appearance clearly, and all the drafts he had made were stuck in his throat, but he couldn't hold back.

   "Poof—"

  Shen Tang cast a sideways glance: "What are you laughing at?"

  Short four words, with a strong nasal voice, and a leaky speech.

  Xun Zhen glanced at Gu Chi, and signaled him not to die at this time. Shen Tang found that their expressions were a little weird, and he covered his bruised and swollen head and said, "Why are you laughing?"

   I **** her off, and turned back to all 007!

  Gu Chi covered the corner of his upturned mouth with his sleeve, coughed lightly and said, "I didn't smile, it's just that it's rare to see the lord in distress. Apart from trauma, is there any discomfort for the lord?"

  Although there is no mirror, Shen Tang knows that his handsome face is swollen into a pig's head just by touching it, making it impossible to see people.

   complained: "I feel pain everywhere."

  Gong Xiqiu said, "It's much better than when I was."

  If it wasn't for his good luck to be picked up by Lin Feng, he would probably have died at the bottom of the cliff. It is really rare for Mama to undergo the three tests of evil thoughts, totems, and thunder at one time, and it is only a skin trauma. It is worthy of being a sacred object of the Gongxi tribe, his best friend Mama! sharp!

  Shen Tang felt a little comforted when he heard the words.

  Gu Chi and the others were afraid of Shen Tang's "settling after autumn", but Wu Xian had no such scruples. After he stepped into the bottom of the pit, he saw Shen Tang's appearance from a close distance, so his eyes were almost glued to her head, and he took a few deep breaths to suppress his smile.

   "Puff—Shen, sister Shen—"

  Shen Heitanren Tang: "What?"

   Wu Xian raised his finger and pointed to the position of his head.

  Uncomprehending, Shen Tang with a dark face raised his hand to touch his brain, only to find a mass of charred ashes.

  Shen Tang: "..."

  The scene was instantly so quiet that only the sound of the wind remained.

  Looking at the scorched thing in her hand, and feeling the coolness of the cold wind passing over her head, she was completely dumbfounded.

"What's this?"

  Wu Xiandao: "Eh... Sister Shen's hair?"

  Hearing this, Shen Tang's expression changed to rubbing her head with both hands in a numb manner—she grabbed a clump of hair, and with a little force, the hair that was still covering her head in a clump made a crisp sound of "click, click, click". That sound is really crisper than freshly baked potato chips.

  Everyone: "..."

  Shen Tang: "..."

Gong Xiqiu couldn't see Shen Tang's appearance at the moment, but he could "see" her actions at the moment: "Isn't it just that the hair was chopped off? Mama, it was the thunder made by the 16th-class university. Not to mention the hair Now, eyebrows, armpit hair and even..."

  The rest of the words were not spoken, and Xun Ding was elbowed.

  Shen Tang touched his eyebrows and eyelashes.

   Sure enough, only residue remained.

  The mouth is getting more and more puckered, even though she is now covered in pitch black, everyone can see the grievance from that little black face.

  Gong Xichou scratched at the place where Xun Ding's elbow hit him, and the little force didn't hurt him: "Is Mama Wu Qi enough?"

  Shen Tang sniffed, but inhaled ashes instead.

  The strong itching in her nasal cavity made her sneeze uncontrollably. A puff of black smoke came out from one sneeze, another puff, and seven or eight in a row before it barely stopped: "Why do you ask this?"

   "If you have enough martial energy, don't take back your martial armor." The hair on your body has been damaged by thunder, not to mention the clothes?

  If Mama takes back her armor now, it will not end well.

  Shen Tang: "..."

  My protagonist's promotion to the 16th-class university was a good thing worth celebrating for seven days and seven nights, but because of some details, everyone, let alone celebrating happily, kept silent and kept secret about Shen Tang's promotion.

   So, a few days have passed.

  Gu Chi and the others were also frowning because of this.

  When Chu Yao brought out the meal, Luan Xin and the others rushed forward to meet him, and deliberately lowered his voice, for fear that the high-pitched voice would be heard by the people in the house: "Wu Hui, how is the lord's condition now?"

  Chu Yao: "The appetite is okay, but I still don't see anyone."

  The daily meal intake has been increased from three barrels to four barrels. This is turning grief and anger into appetite, or it may be that the demand for food is greater after the promotion. Either way, it's good to have an appetite.

   What Chu Yao is most worried about is that his lord is sad and has no appetite.

  He sighed: "Let the lord think about it."

  As long as the face is good-looking, the bald head is also handsome.

  Chu Yao thought about preparing Shen Tang with some medicinal food for hair growth.

   And Shen Tang?

   It's not just because of her hair that she doesn't want to see people these days.

  Evil thoughts and kind thoughts fought, and I didn't know what to think, so I greeted her face. Shen Tang nourished her with literary/martial energy, but found that the recovery speed was strangely slow, as if there was a force preventing her from recovering. She didn't want to hang around with a pig's face on her face.

   Therefore, she suffocated in the room for several days.

  By the way, settle down and check your progress.

   On the fifth day, the long-closed door finally opened.

Shen Tang kicked down the wooden signboard at the door that said "Burn incense if you have something to do, don't make noise if you have nothing to do", and touching his shiny head, he expressed his sincere emotion: "Since I came here, my head hasn't been this cool for a long time, just as the weather is gradually getting colder. It's hot and comfortable."

   Bald or something, it’s not a big deal.

  As long as you have a handsome face, you can be beautiful with or without hair!

   This is the conclusion Shen Tang came to after taking a shower today and carefully looking at his beautiful face in the mirror.

   Turning around, he bumped into Chu Yao who looked slightly surprised.

   "No Obscurity!"

  Chu Yao came back to his senses: "Master."

"Here to deliver meals again? From today onwards, you don't need to deliver. Just leave this kind of thing to other people." Everyone seems to be more nervous than her about her lost hair. These days, they come to her house from time to time and report through the door. They all speak softly.

  Shen Tang was worried that they would shave their heads collectively when he came out for a few more days. Thinking about that scene, he was quite moved.

  Chu Yao sideways avoided, revealing the plate carried by the guard.

  Shen Tang was surprised: "What?"

  Chu Yao revealed the answer. It is a wig with a braided bun. The workmanship is quite fine, and it only needs to be buckled on the head. There is also a box of eyebrow powder next to it, and the lost eyebrows can be drawn back.

  Shen Tang: "..."

  She looked at Chu Yao silently, and Chu Yao also looked at her tenderly.

  Shen Tang scratched his head: "Ah, there's no need for that."

After confirming that Shen Tang really didn't mind losing his hair, Chu Yao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and said softly: "My lord has kept the door closed these days and refuses to see anyone, which is really worrying...Since I have already seen it, why don't I hold a morning meeting tomorrow so that people can feel at ease yes."

  Shen Tang said: "Well, I made you worry."

   Then he asked about the situation of Chaoli Pass.

  Chu Yao said: "Everything is fine."

  Shen Tang asked again: "Is there any news about Huang Lie's troops?"

Chu Yao instantly entered the work report state, and said: "Before, Huang Lie's troops were divided into two groups, one was to encircle and suppress Zhaode Gong, and the other was to recruit troops from Ganzhou... Listening to the rumors, it seems that he is still preparing to establish diplomatic relations with neighboring countries and borrow troops. The specific results are unknown. Zhang He's troops are in Development in Yanzhou. At present, the Huangzhang family has formed an alliance. Although there is no sign of mobilizing troops to Chaoliguan, we still cannot slack off..."

  Shen Tang nodded and said: "They just stopped temporarily."

   After the two companies have integrated their forces, they still have to do it.

but-

   Shen Tang frowned and asked, "Huang Lie wants to borrow troops from neighboring countries?"

  With the bulk status of the four prefectures of Ling, Qian, Yan, and Kun, it would be difficult for a complete regime to intervene.

  Chu Yao is not worried about this.

  He said: "Ninety percent of the opportunities will not be borrowed."

  Shen Tang was curious: "Why are you so sure?"

Chu Yao explained: "Before I rescued the old ministers of the Xin Kingdom, I knew from their mouths that Zheng Qiao was also worried about being attacked by neighboring countries, and was afraid of falling into a deadly situation. Therefore, he used methods to intensify the internal fighting among neighboring countries, and now the fight is in full swing. .”

  The Northwest Continent is so chaotic, how can the outside world not be greedy?

  Greedy, but overwhelmed. I haven't wiped the **** off my butt, how can I have the energy to think about the meat in other people's pots?

  Shen Tang said with a smile: "So I can rest assured."

  After Chu Yao left, Shen Tang went to the school grounds to watch the training.

   His shiny head gleamed under the sun, causing the generals in training to turn their heads frequently. Have a look? Hey, that monk is like the master? Not sure, take another look.

   "Mama came out with this appearance?"

  Shen Tang was lying on the roof near the school grounds, basking in the sun comfortably, but just as he was about to fall asleep, he found that the sun above his head was covered.

  You don't need to open your eyes to know who is coming. She put her hands on her hips proudly: "What's wrong with my appearance? I can't see people with a bald head?"

  Gong Xiqiu: "...not really."

   After a while, he sat down beside Shen Tang.

  Shen Tang plucked the weeds that grew in the gaps between the eaves and rubble, put it in his mouth, and said, "Gong Xiqiu, thank you this time."

  Gong Xiqiu crossed his chest and asked, "Thank you for what?"

   "Without you, Ji Shou and the others would be in trouble."

  Gong Xiqiu said: "Just remember to settle the matter."

   Saying thank you is too extravagant.

   "... Am I not a sacred object of your clan? You still care about asking me for money?" When money was mentioned, Shen Tang sat up straight.

  Gong Xiqiu asked back: "Sacred objects can not be paid?"

"... Tsk, you little braid, why are you so stubborn!" Shen Tang paused, staring at Gong Xiqiu's thick black braid, and couldn't help stretching out his claws, "Bong En, Where did you make this wig, it's quite real!"

   drag—

   Didn't move!

  Gong Xiqiu followed her strength and leaned towards her.

  She looked at Gong Xichou speechlessly, and Gong Xichou was also silent.

   "No - you were also struck by lightning, why are your hairs real?" Shen Tang was like a cat with its hair blown up, scratching Gong Xichou's hair and pulling his eyebrows, it was all real!

  Gong Xiqiu said: "It's true."

  Shen Tang said: "Really? I don't believe it!"

  Gong Xiqiu buttoned his collar with one hand, making a gesture to pull it down, and said, "If you don't believe me, I have other evidence."

   But his movement was stopped by Shen Tang.

"I'm not interested in men's chest hair or armpit hair. Although we are close friends, we can't play hooligans. I only have one question—why does your hair grow so fast?" According to Gong Xichou, his injuries were worse than his own. Too much, almost hanging by a thread, it is impossible to keep the hair!

   The only answer, his hair grew later.

  Gong Xiqiu also likes to wear small braids. If all the small braids are taken apart, the actual length will definitely be at the waist or down.

  In such a short period of time, how can you keep it for such a long time?

  Gong Xiqiu said: "Isn't this normal?"

  Shen Tang: "???"

  Full of energy and easy to grow hair.

  Why do nine out of ten warriors have full beards? Is it because they like to grow beards? Naturally, it's a hassle to shave every day. After reaching a certain length, the growth will stop. Warrior warriors hardly see bald men.

  Shen Tang: "...Then why can't I grow?"

  Gong Xichou pondered for a moment: "You double cultivation."

  It is said that it is a double cultivation, but Shen Tang's cultivation is still mainly based on Wenqi, and Wenqi does not have the characteristic of crazy hair growth.

  Shen Tang: "...it's not fair!"

  She went into a rage: "This is discrimination against Wenxin scribes!"

  Finally, a sentence from Gong Xiqiu woke her up: "Wenxin literati have so many words, maybe some of them will grow."

  The second day, morning meeting.

   Everyone saw their lord coming out with a high ponytail, and the hair tail swayed slowly from side to side following the pace, and they all looked at Chu Yao.

  They all know that Chu Yao made a wig.

  Chu Yao: "..."

   "Cough, cough—"

  Shen Tang pretended to cough to attract everyone's attention.

   "Do you have any doubts?"

  Everyone said: "Undoubtedly."

   It’s just that some people are beating their chests and feet in their hearts, but they didn’t see the protagonist in the bald version. I’m afraid there will be no chance in the future!

  After the dragon slaying game, many new faces appeared under Shen Tang's tent one after another, and everyone didn't get along well enough, which made this morning meeting long and boring. Shen Tang listened patiently to each of them, smiling from time to time. The main feature is a good emotional stability.

   Made several newcomers who had been tortured by Zheng Qiao cry bitterly.

   These newcomers also have a common feature——

  They are more or less faced with the embarrassment of scarce male heirs, insufficient heirs, or no heirs at all. No one wants to be wiped out or the main branch is left behind, coupled with the "myth" of Xie Qi sending into the soul, they temporarily let Shen Tang go.

   First get the secret of women's ability to practice, and then solve the heir crisis. As for the others, we will talk about it later.

  My lord, it’s not like you can’t run if you make a decision.

   The running-in is not good, and it can still run.

  Because they had impure thoughts, they didn’t have any requirements for their own positions. The degree of cooperation made all the subordinates from the bottom class speechless.

  Chu Yao and others are worried that they will be passive and sabotage.

  For various reasons, newcomers and old people get along well.

As the sun climbed to the highest point, the long morning meeting finally came to an end. Shen Tang had a detailed understanding of the recent work content, and had a solid foundation for the subsequent reconstruction: "Wu Hui, is there any news from Sibao? brought someone back?"

  Lin Feng and Shen Zhi are the most important.

  Chu Yao: "Calculating the time, there is still one day at the earliest."

  Shen Tang sighed: "Then wait another day."

   As a result, the morning meeting dispersed, and the guards reported back.

  The envoy sent to Sibao County has returned.

  Shen Tang was startled: "So fast?"

  Did the three of Tu Rong not sleep on the road?

   More than just not sleeping!

  He has never been so extravagant in his life. As a martial artist, he is taken care of by two Wenxin scribes. He increases his martial energy at various speeds, and travels without sleep for twelve hours a day!

   |ω`)

   Tang Mei found the secret to hair growth.

   Baldness is cured.

  (end of this chapter)