Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

"Huhuhu—"

"Hey ya ya ya ya--"

Fu Yuanxing worked hard to break through numerous difficulties, and finally escaped from the nightmare temple!

He touched his head, and his heart fell to the ground.

I'm still wooing my hair!

On the side of the road, a big man cried bitterly, causing everyone to look at him.

Fu Yuanxing swears that he will be a dog if he is brother to Bo Wang!

Look at what his brother does--

1. Help the scum to create opportunities to be alone with his sister.

2. Cover up the romance for the scum anytime and anywhere, and conceal the deer without conscience.

3. Putting down the dignity of the man at the critical moment and selling miserably, saving the brother's hair!

But what did Bo Wang do to him?

1. Threatening him.

2. Still threatening him, sometimes with monetary insults.

3, the scum sees the color and forgets the righteousness, the color is overwhelming the friend.

He eloped with his sister like that, and threw his brother to a group of monks who looked like wolves! God knows that when he heard the three words "Hui Gen", he was so scared that he was so frightened that he died in situ. In this despair, he was second only to being an eunuch, okay!

"Damn! Scum! I see you once and fight once!"

Fu Yuanxing became more and more angry as he thought about it, kicked the road stone pier viciously, and couldn't help screaming.

"Don't be angry, it's all the scumbag's fault, why punish yourself, brother, eat bread."

Fu Yuanxing agreed.

He took the cake and was grateful, "There are still many people in the world, brother, I'm fine..."

Director Fu Da took a bite of pancake and petrified on the spot.

This soft stuff...

vomit.

The scum smiled and asked him, "How about this ‘brotherhood cake’? Is it much better than your ‘breakup cake’?"

"I'm pooh pooh!"

Fu Yuanxing vomited while holding on to the tree, his expression was as if he had eaten Xiang.

Bo Wang raised his eyebrows, "Is that so shameless?"

Fu Yuanxing turned around like an evil ghost, pulling on the collar of the Boss, Senhan said, "Scum, you dare to send it to the door, today it is either you or me!"

"Okay, I'm going to die, I will apologize for my death, let's go." Bo Wang looked like "I'm super good at talking", "But before I confess my guilt, do me a favor?"

Fu Yuanxing: "?"

Bo Wang raised his arm and pointed to the pancake stall not far away. He was pinching his chin, studying the art of pan and shovel. For a long time, he didn't analyze the reason for "why this cake is as soft as a Xiang".

Fu Yuanxing: "???"

What are these dog men and women doing?

Top sports cp plan to switch to selling pancakes?

"I eloped halfway, I was a little hungry." Bo Miao's mouth wore an awkward smile, "It happens that my sister wants to eat pancakes, so I spent all my cash and bought a stall, planning to make it for her by myself."

Fu Yuanxing sneered, "So you did it for a long time and came up with a bunch of soft things?"

Wait, isn't he a tool for testing poison? !

"Thin! Unreasonable! You! Good! Good! That!"

Brotherhood is so plastic!

"Don't be so stingy." Bo Wang said, "I'm not here to ask you? You teach me, I have a good talent, and I will definitely learn it soon. By then, you will be able to eat fragrant pancakes every day, maybe one day you The movie is not going to sell out, our brothers can still make a living from it, isn't it?"

Fu Yuanxing: "..."

It sounds like that, but how does he feel weird.

After an hour--

"This pretty girl wants to add an egg, tahini sauce, 6 yuan."

"Brother wants bacon and pork floss? Okay, I will charge you 8 yuan!"

"What do the kids want? A small sausage, no problem, it's also 6 yuan!"

Bo recklessly turned his head, the smile of Mu Chunfeng instantly turned into the capitalist's cold-blooded mean, "God has waited for ten minutes, how long will you still have?"

Fu Yuanxing was wearing an apron, a mask and gloves, and hurriedly ate out.

"Quickly, quickly, give me one more minute!"

Afterwards, the scum asked his sister again, "Will it be in the sun or hot? My brother will fan you out. Oh, my sister is really hard!"

Fu Yuanxing was so tired as an old scalper, he could not help hearing these words, and he almost didn't vomit a mouthful of old blood.

Tired ass!

One solicits guests, but only plays tricks.

One was carrying a small bench and blowing on a small electric fan, and raised his hand from beginning to end to find some change.

Where are they tired!

Fu Yuanxing slapped his small shovel angrily, "Deceiving too much, I quit!"

So weak frowned, "Ah, don't you want to do it, I haven't collected the money yet enjoyed it."

The sponsor's father fanned his sister and said lazily, "Little Xingxing, do you still lack clothing sponsorship for the next movie?"

Fu Yuanxing: "Fuck!"

What a wave of shameless money attacks!

"Don't." The scum lifted up his lethal peachy eyes, tenderly sentimental, and trembling in the temptation of smoke, "The brother only gives it to the sister, um, spoil it."

So weak and dissatisfied, "You said this as if I broke you."

Bo Wang blinked, "My brother was willing to be shattered."

Fu Yuanxing felt a great insult.

Dog men and women show affection forever!

The next day, after Director Fu got up, he received a wave of text messages congratulating him on his C debut. Of course, there were more scumbags who fished in troubled waters-after all, this circle has long been corroded by the beast of Bo Wang, no A good man with integrity.

[Fuck, Brother Xing, you really switched to selling cakes]

[Brother, I got it, the next thing is pancake fruit, right? Go to mom's screenwriter, I quit, I also want to join! ! ! ]

[Brother Xing, remember to buy a food truck next time, the small stall is too **** shabby, hahaha]

[My work address is XXXXX, do you deliver food to your home]

[Brother, my family makes the ingredients, do you want it, brother, the wholesale price is for you]

Fu Yuanxing: "..."

Okay, he made his second debut because of the pancake fruit.

The source of the incident was that someone took a small video that day, with the title "I Met Love and a Dog on XX Road".

Fu Yuanxing: Yes, love belongs to them.

Fu Yuanxing: Lao Tzu is the legendary dog:).

At the same time, people across the country sent congratulatory messages.

Fu Yuanxing's collar was so tightly rounded that he has caught up to 5,800,000+ readings in 24 hours, and left 40,000+ messages.

The first hot comment is: [Lu Ye: I often can’t join this big family because I don’t have enough sand sculptures. ]

[Wuhu, director in charge, CP business, cross-domain fantasy linkage I love it! ! ! ]

[Good guy, is this the official reorganization?]

[Sister, bring me a German chariot, no, it’s pancakes, bacon, thank you]

[Director Fu's movie promotion, squat one, these two faces, I'm fried chicken knocks ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[Archer cp takes off to the Lord in situ! ! ! ]

[Boshen is touching my sister's head again! Uncle, hurry up and catch the **** @暴大叔爷]

Very well, Lu Jiahe was also pulled into the water, and now everyone shared the calories of the pancake fruit.

Fu Yuanxing plucked up the courage to look at the hot searches.

#Fudao hand in hand at the top of the sports world to sell pancakes and fruits, the children next door are crying#

#Fuluo breaks up after breaking up the cake, suspected of inheriting the family business#

#傅导: Don’t hide it from everyone, I’m a master at home making cakes#

#傅导，原味饭饼，6元钱#

#傅饼生日#

#傅导 Isn't it good to be a human being, why do you want to make a pie#

Fu Yuanxing: "..."

Understood, it turned out that Happy Planet belongs to them.

Fu Yuanxing was so angry that the dog brother Bo Wang was blacklisted for a whole month, until the first batch of starring costumes were sent over.

"Director Fu, call."

While on the set, the deputy director ran up out of breath and handed the phone to Fu Yuanxing, "Dad is calling here!"

Fu Yuanxing was surprised, "Dad?"

The other party responded with a smile, "I'm here."

"..."

Fu Yuanxing looked around to see where the bones were buried.

"Brother, do me a favor." Bo Mian lowered his voice, "After it's done, you will benefit from it."

"What do you want Laozi to do again." Fu Yuanxing said grimly, "If you are looking for Laozi as a reference for underwear, please find a wall and hit it yourself."

He reiterated, "I am not a pervert."

Since reuniting with the sister of the national team, this coquettish coquettish is out of the sky. Even with my sister on a business trip, which underwear to choose as a jersey, I have to look for their brothers as an aesthetic reference, or the **** consultation in the middle of the night. .

Fu Yuanxing was so troubled that he directly complained to Lu Ye.

It is said that someone was miserably dealt with by the elder brother.

What made Fu Yuanxing regret was that the scum had too strong vitality, and he was alive and kicking again within a few days.

"It's not this." Bo replied, "Didn't I pick up a variety show? Sleeping is in Chase Shop."

"Then what?"

Fu Yuanxing didn't know any horror incidents—what can be assured is that Bo Wei only estrus with his sister, and does not covet his brother's body.

"Then." He sighed. "The program crew didn't tell me that there is a camera in the house. I took out my sister's skirt and slept all night in my arms."

Fu Yuanxing crouched.

"You have a big heart, and you are not afraid that Lu Jia and the copy guy will give you a scoop."

What is the situation with these two people now?

The circle knew that they had fallen in love, but they had not yet been formally recognized by their family members. In other words, Bo Wei was still on Lu Jiahe's "sniper list", with endless fire and constant disputes, which indirectly affected their group of pond fish. Fu Yuanxing stayed alive, hurriedly mobilized the team, closed the shooting, and stayed away from the Uncle Lang's war early.

Poorly wronged, "Can this be blamed on me? If it wasn't for making money to support my family, I wouldn't be reduced to sleeping alone. If I had poor sleep quality, I would definitely not perform well the next day, which would affect ratings and red envelopes. I can't get it..."

Fu Yuanxing was fainted by him, his temples were aching, "Say the point!"

"Oh, the point is, how do I explain this skirt."

It seems that Bo Wang hasn't wanted to expose his love affair yet.

Fu Yuanxing had a bad feeling and was about to hang up the phone——

"Little Xingxing, why don't you come out and claim it, just say that it's your women's clothing."

He seduced like a devil, "I will agree to any conditions you make."

"I'm giao!!! The scum will die!!!"

Fu Yuanxing hung up the phone stiffly.

A joke, I really claim this skirt, he can't wash it after jumping into the Yellow River!

He will be greeted by his mother every day!

Fu Yuanxing gave the phone to the deputy director, and said with a black face, "This guy will call again in the future, he is not allowed to answer, have you heard it!" The deputy director hesitated to say that it is not easy to hold a thigh, but watching the director deeply hates it. He still swallowed persuasion.

On the second day of his refusal, the whole network boiled.

——World's top shooter variety show romance revealed!

#世界胜利薄神妹妹地情#

#妈妈啊世界第一cp恋爱了#

#那一夜， That skirt betrayed me#

#大叔爷: Your kid give me waiting#

#我求求你business please don’t be ignorant of admiration or I will kneel down and beg you#

Merchants took the opportunity to market a wave.

#Purple platycodon skirt, sleeping artifact, world champions love it! #

#花间紫，人间不恋，only you are the sweetest#

#You and love encounter only a 99 yuan light purple platycodon skirt, Jimei will make an appointment this summer#

The formation of public opinion is like snowballing.

Everyone smashed into a madman, running around and telling each other.

So weak can't suppress this restless public opinion, so I have to reply.

[Kicking pig girl is as weak as a deer V: Brother, after recording the show, come to my house for a meal]

She sighed sadly, it seemed that her free-flying girl was about to become a married young woman.

Such a weak suddenly had a different devil's thoughts. If she never gets married, wouldn't she be an eighteen-year-old girl like a flower every year? !

mom! mom!

My sports cp is real! ! !

The fans were so sweet to death.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Jiahe withdrew the content of [Your kid is finished] edited a minute ago, and forwarded his sister's bib.

[Uncle Violence V: Haha, come to my house for dinner, welcome. @磕猪少女鹿雜敗weak: Let’s have a meal with my brother after recording the show]

Fans are resurrected one after another.

[Misty grass Misty grass is real, the uncle has come forward! ! ! ]

[How do I feel that Brother Dog will never go back...]

With the announcement of the love affair, those long-silent sportsmen's high-cold collars went all over the corpse.

[Ling Bingtong V: Let me cook, what do you want to eat @磕猪少女鹿似残@暴大姨爷@酷哥薄萝卜]

Netizens: "Huh???"

This unusual tone seems to be a family? !

Ling Bingtong is a world-renowned female fencing athlete and a three-time Olympic women's gold medalist. He has made outstanding achievements for China and is a leader in the field of women's fencing.

Almost one after the other, the international fencing light also made a sound.

[Chen LiV: Let me do what the younger brother-in-law likes to eat, and the older brother-in-law will treat you well. @凌冰童V: Let me cook, what do you want to eat @磕猪少女鹿似残@暴大Uncle @酷哥薄腐]

The fans took a breath.

I go!

This is the **** top gathering of a group of influential figures! They really want a ticket to visit the dining table!

Wait, the International Fencing Light claims to be the eldest brother-in-law. Isn’t Ling Bingtong the eldest sister of Lu and Tiancan...? !

Because Ling Bingtong and the Lu brothers and sisters are not in the same field, and there is little interaction, they have not discovered this relationship at all. Following Ling Bingtong’s voice, netizens found out what happened to her sister’s college entrance examination year, and sister Ling, who had never been in business, recorded a cheering vlog for the first time.

The vlog with Lu Jiahe is also one after the other.

The crowd screamed: It's not that a family doesn't enter a family!

A series of hot searches directly crippled the server.

And the aftermath is not over yet.

Domestically, the national team coaches and teammates have successively released their blessings and issued strong requests: "Duckhead, although the target is not us, we also have to eat! If you don't give it, you will surround yourself at your door!"

The brand sponsors are even more enthusiastic: "Congratulations to the world CP finally fits together! In addition, I heard that the endorsements of couples are more suitable for love anniversaries, why don't you come by for a kiss!"

In foreign countries, the Olympic award-giving chairmen, rivals competing in the same field, and brands that work together also don't hesitate to send their sincere congratulations.

"Friends, I wish you a happy meal! In the future, we will also eat together! Come on!"

Similar blessings were translated, and domestic netizens looked at each other.

Do foreigners regard "eating" as a fashionable sport in China?

Well, they are indeed "food is the heaven for the people", so it's not wrong to think so.

Although, they still want to laugh--

[Foreign friends may not know that we still have a meal, called Hongmenyan, quack]

[Bo God, this is the wolf into the tiger's den, but I don’t know who will kill it]

[Uncle’s headshot warning: Don’t come, don’t come, I shot, bastard]

[Laughing and crying, dating in these days is also life-threatening]

There are people who desperately want to join the big family.

[Oh, what kind of fairy family is this, I also want to have a meal, play shooting with uncle and sweet pot in the morning, fencing with sister Ling and brother Li at noon, have a family barbecue in the evening, a house of handsome men Beautiful face value Tian Tuan, okay, I’m dreaming now, everyone don’t look for me]

[Mom, this happiness is so tempting]

[Stopping, so my old lady's saliva is dripping down]

[Sister, I’m already ready to practice surmounting the wall technique hard, anyone sign up for dinner]

[Warrior, I'm here with a golden bell! ! ! ]

[I also! ! ! ]

Suddenly, "Brother, come to my house to have a meal after recording the show" was made into a popular emoticon package for the whole network, followed by Lu Jiahe's "Hehe come to my house for dinner, welcome", knocking to my head. The artist released a set of "Lu's Decapitated Rice" horror expression pack overnight, which was said to have been highly recognized by his uncle.

Of course, some want to join and some want to escape.

Fu Yuanxing ran to the toilet and squatted, just to avoid the Boss’s reminder call. As a result, the assistant director, who saw the money, just followed him alive, and stuffed a mobile phone under the door of the toilet. The dark screen reflected Fu Yuanxing's constipated green face.

The assistant director persuaded, "Director, don't be stubborn. Jinzhu's father promised to be responsible for the loss of the crew during the three-day holiday, and we can't afford to refuse the price."

What's the matter?

Bo Wang wanted to eat "Lu's Decapitated Rice", consciously it was easy to crash by himself, so he had to put his back on the back.

Don't just fall on him!

In order to help this scumbag, Fu Yuanxing kept the secret from Lord Lu. He wanted to hide far away. Now that's it, he will send it to the door by himself. What's the difference between killing him!

Fu Yuanxing: I won't succumb to death!

Three days later.

Fu Yuanxing appeared downstairs at Lu's house.

Fu Yuanxing: Damn it, he gave too much!

Because of her weakness and strong desire to be a charter wife, she received a birthday gift for her eighteenth birthday from a building in the community, which was bought by Lu Jiahe and Ling Bingtong in a joint venture. This became the base camp for the Lu family to set up a Hongmen banquet.

Fu Yuanxing was fully armed, with sunglasses, suits, leather shoes, and a bribe card in his pocket. He consciously got out of the car with sufficient preparation.

"Fuck!"

He let out an exclamation.

I saw a huge banner sliding down the high-rise residences above 20 stories.

"A warm welcome to my brother-in-law to come to Lu's house for guidance, please go in vertically and out horizontally"

Fu Yuanxing turned around and ran, and was pulled out of the collar by the man. He coolly said, "Brother, run away after receiving the money, for nothing."

Fu Yuanxing cried and said, "Brother, it's not that I don't help you. The number of people is huge. I'm afraid that my life will be over."

Lu Jiahe will definitely unite his powerful brother-in-law and abuse them to the point of doubting life!

Don't think he didn't see it, the 6th floor is the base camp of the Lu family, he saw the dense crowd of onlookers on the window!

That posture, apocalyptic scene of a zombie besieged city alive.

I'm **** scared!

Fu Yuanxing had no doubt that as soon as they stepped in, they would definitely be swallowed up! Fu Yuanxing also served as an assist and best man for other brothers, but not once, the situation is so grim!

Bo Mo squeezed his chin, "It's a bit, wait, I'll make another call and call them all to increase the chance of survival."

Fu Yuanxing: "..."

It's like playing a survival game.

Pat, the car door closed, and Fu Yuanxing was forced to be detained in the car.

"Rumble—"

Half an hour later, taxi riders, cyclists, and tricycles, all kinds of cannon fodder pounced on them, and they all dressed up like peacocks in suits and uniforms. Fu Yuanxing's mouth twitched. Is this to form a "scumbag"? The Lu Family won't sweep them out, right?

Bo Wei gave a small explanation, "I've inquired, Lu Jia and even the sisters and sisters of the national team have summoned, just to give me a good start. At this time, they can only use beautiful men's tactics to shake the military spirit and let them use them for us. . By the way, do you want to try to seduce you? You don’t need to sell yourself, just sell a smile, and I will reimburse you afterwards."

Fu Yuanxing: "..."

The heart of playing tactics is very dirty!

Shattered, a group of people came to the door aggressively.

Fu Yuanxing was caught in it, and he was barely squeezed, which shows the power of Bo Wang's social network.

What do these guys with super popular relationships look like when they talk about love?

On the surface, it is easy to do, but on the inside, it is cramped and low self-esteem.

When a group of brothers dragged their eldest brother-in-law Chen Li to make peace with Lu Jia, Fu Yuanxing made an excuse to pour juice for everyone, escaped from birth, and sneaked into the kitchen.

The kitchen is arrogant, weak, and sister Ling.

Sister Ling was concentrating on cutting the oranges, and Fu Yuanxing watched as the fist-big oranges turned into the size of a cherry.

...Sister Ling can be regarded as a super **** in a certain sense.

"Xiaoxing, are you here, want juice? Oh, wait, I'll cut a few more!"

Sister Ling waved her hand and continued to devote herself fully, completely unaware of what was happening around her.

On the other side, the boy quietly bent down and stroked the back of the girl's hand with his finger.

The beat was so weak, let him stay still, he was washing the cups.

He persevered and continued to hook.

In the end, he was so weak and compromised, and said fiercely, "You are not allowed to hold hands or pull the corners of your clothes. It is because of you. I have brought so many people over. The cups are not enough. I am very busy. Do you know that!"

Bo Wang: "Brother is wrong, so I won't dare next time."

Fu Yuanxing thought, if this scumbag had a tail, he would have swaggered around his sister's thighs and acted like a baby.

Gee tee.

Really hopeless.

Hair is thinking, Da Gou Gou's boyfriend turned his head, he leaned on the shoulders of his little girlfriend, white shirt, straight trousers, black hair cut clean and sharp, and every strand of hair was stroked super cutely, in order to deceive The people of the world, this animal pretends to be a fake, gentlemanly, wears a pair of fine-student style gold-framed flat glasses, and looks like the elegant and introverted nobleman of Zhilan Yushu.

Bo Wang made a gesture of yes to him, indicating that the battle went well.

The expression faintly carried the little boy's triumph.

Who would have thought that ten years ago this was an out-and-out top scumbag, a cool player, a game world, countless fish ponds, and even a contemptuous arrogance that no one was in his eyes.

Seriously, if it wasn't for a brother, he really wanted to beat people in sacks.

Later...

Later, when I met my sister, it was more miserable.

This charcoal killing weapon was folded in the hands of a good-natured sister.

At the age of thirty, Bo Wang recorded a vlog of a marriage proposal.

I heard that I proposed marriage alone in the classroom.

My sister is the same! meaning! NS!

Fu Yuanxing suspected that Bo Wang had used some shameless means to threaten his sister, but it was a pity that he was not there and there was no evidence.

In the same year, the wedding was held.

Although the two parties intend to hold it low-key, the number of guests has reached the standard of 1,000 people-whoever makes the groom and the bride have an explosive popularity, all of them will come to the wedding by dragging their families and crossing the sea. As a result, the eight groomsmen who were originally scheduled have also increased to sixteen.

Bo Mi asked him to be his best man.

Fu Yuanxing has been the best man twice. It is said that he can only be the best man three times, otherwise his marriage will be easily affected. Fu Yuanxing was very disgusted, so he agreed.

There was an episode a week before the wedding-Lu Jiahe called up their brothers to implement a plan to beat his brother-in-law in a sack.

Later, Lu Jiahe took the initiative to give up.

The elder brother gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it, let him go this time. If his wedding breaks down, wouldn't it affect my sister's mood?"

Fu Yuanxing ended up regretfully.

The wedding is open-air. In a wilderness, there is a white town stretching under your feet. The scenery is wonderful and the view is excellent. Colorful hot air balloons occupy the sky. Ribbons, salutes, table flowers, wedding candies, wines, etc. are all ready. Cherries, roses, spices, and spirits are intertwined with a warm and rich aroma, with a bit of bitterness and peace of mind. .

Lu Jiahe is in charge of the ring box, while Fu Yuanxing, the best man, is responsible for blocking the wine, so he follows the groom with due diligence.

"Now let's invite the bride out!"

finally come!

Fu Yuanxing lifted his spirits and bet the other best man, "Believe it or not, Mr. Bo will definitely cry next time!"

"I don't believe it, it's possible for Bo Zongkeng to cry for Laozi!" Victim A said.

"Tsk tusk, Brother Fu, you are exaggerating, who is my elder brother, it's a trivial scene, it's steady!" Follower B touted a wave.

The rest of the CDEF also expressed their opinions

Fu Yuan Xinghuan said, "That's a bet."

"Okay, just gamble!"

Not only the best man, but the bridesmaids also came to join in the fun. Because of their self-confidence in their own judgment, everyone came up with bargaining chips at high prices.

When the wedding march sounded, everyone held their breath.

It was normal at first.

The groom's fingertips are slightly swayed, and he pushed the thin gold-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose. The bones are uniquely superior. The eyebrows are thick and shiny, and the lips are bright red and sexy. This tuxedo outlines the beautiful lines of wide shoulders and narrow buttocks. The standard configuration easily drew the deer into chaos.

The sun in August was dazzling, and his eyelashes were also coated with a layer of golden quicksand, with a divine sense of distance.

And the next moment, the bride appeared.

The wind was a bit strong, and she pressed the veil that was about to fly away with her hand, still muttering a few words in her mouth.

Everything he can see is light.

She is his innocent sex, from 21 to 30 years old, it hurts at the first glance.

The bridegroom did not dare to blink, his heartbeat started to move slowly, and even suffocated. Without even realizing it, the lenses had fogged up early. The tails of the narrow eyes were flushed with teardrops, revealing a broken beauty. The man took off his glasses, laughed, cried, and kissed the bride cautiously.

Get what you want.

Everything finally fell to the ground.

The best man and bridesmaid group was sighing that the pair had finally achieved a positive result, and Fu Yuanxing's voice sounded, "You lose, remember to make money."

Everyone: "..."

Is this the devil?

Fu Yuanxing raised his hand to block the excessively brilliant sunshine, thinking that today is really a good day for marriage, for love, for blessing, and for stalking wool.