Bamboo Forest Manager

Yes, it’s ere*ctile dysfunction

Let’s turn back time for a moment.

When Yoo Ah-rin was still at the taekwondo studio.

“Ha.”

Wiping the sweat off with a towel, Yoo Ah-rin takes a moment to catch her breath.

The practice itself was going smoothly.

No, rather, everyone was so enthusiastic that the progress was much faster than expected, and it seemed like the results would exceed her expectations.

Since it was vacation, they had plenty of time as well.

“It looks like the kids are having fun because they’re improving so quickly. That’s why they’re learning faster, and their ideas are becoming richer.”

At the instructor’s words, Yoo Ah-rin nodded while wiping her sweat with the towel.

“Right.”

At her vague response, the instructor looked puzzled and asked back.

“Why is that? Is there something you don’t like?”

“No, it’s not that I don’t like anything—”

This was sincere.

Even as the leader, Yoo Ah-rin could clearly see the rapid development, and she was pleased.

The issue she was thinking about was a personal one.

“Hmm, Instructor. Can I ask you something?”

“Sure! Anything. Just say it.”

“My boyfriend has been… a bit low on energy lately?”

“Boyfriend? Ah, that friend who came last time!”

The instructor’s expression relaxed, relieved that it wasn’t a taekwondo-related issue.

With a more casual tone, he encouraged her to continue.

“I’ve been feeding him good food and letting him rest well. But he seems… a bit drained. So I was wondering what I should do for him.”

Since she couldn’t explain the details, Yoo Ah-rin explained indirectly. The instructor pondered for a moment, tilting his head in uncertainty.

“If he’s eating well and resting but still feels drained… could it be something like neurosis? You know, that feeling of being low on energy because of the same daily routine. I felt that way too, until I started this.”

Having transitioned from an ordinary taekwondo instructor to a performance team teacher guiding kids’ shows, he certainly exuded more vitality than usual.

At this age, taking on new challenges wasn’t easy, but it must have infused him with passion.

“……”

However, Yoo Ah-rin couldn’t fully agree with that opinion.

Suddenly, it was now the third day of living together with three women.

If he was already getting bored with this situation, then he had no confidence in satisfying Kim Woo-jin.

“Hah.”

Yoo Ah-rin, feeling a headache coming on, let out a deep sigh.

* * *

The next morning.

The atmosphere in the house was somewhat chaotic due to Kim Woo-jin drinking heavily on his injured leg yesterday.

Even if it was because of Jeong Chan-woo’s overly obsessive girlfriend, he was still a patient, wasn’t he?

A patient drinking alcohol.

‘…So that’s why he’s sleeping so soundly.’

Perhaps out of worry, Yoo Ah-rin woke up much earlier than usual.

Seeing that the master bedroom was still quiet, it seemed Seo Ye-rin and Choi Yi-seo hadn’t woken up yet.

‘Should I go back to sleep?’

As Yoo Ah-rin stepped into the living room to get some water, she thought about returning to her room.

Suddenly, her gaze fell on Kim Woo-jin, who was asleep in the living room.

“Oh?”

She noticed that his previously limp member was now standing erect.

“Ah.”

Yoo Ah-rin instinctively covered her mouth.

For some reason.

She didn’t know how.

It just felt like she had stepped into a scene from a drama.

It was like seeing a loved one heal from an incurable disease and become healthy.

‘I can’t miss this opportunity.’

Kim Woo-jin, who had been feeling down, finally came to his senses after a long time.

In that case, she needed to use this moment to gain some momentum.

As someone who loved him.

As a girlfriend, there must be something she could do for him.

However, Yoo Ah-rin wasn’t particularly knowledgeable in this area.

She felt it was necessary to seek a little help.

—

‘What if it’s Yerim?’

If.

How would Seo Yerim have acted in this situation?

As the anonymous 69 who writes every day about wanting to have s*x in the bamboo forest, what choice would she have made?

“Phew.”

The contemplation didn’t last long.

Hesitating, Yoo Arin slipped under the covers and began to serve with care for the first time.

Like begging.

With longing.

Filled with love.

A few minutes later.

Kim Woojin woke up and said.

“But, Yerim. Don’t you think it’s tough to do that every morning when you wake up?”

Suddenly.

The painful flicker of the tongue stopped.

In the brief moment under the covers, Yoo Arin’s mind raced with various thoughts.

Yerim, every day.

It wasn’t hard to realize what had happened so far with just these two keywords.

* * *

In life, moments where one’s life is in danger don’t come easily.

In a country where it’s hard to even get a single gun, the threat to life feels somewhat distant.

Crack.

Yoo Arin, who was gripping my lower body tightly, looked up at me.

It was scarier than a gun.

What should I say in a moment like this?

‘Woojin, why on earth did you do that!’

Other than scolding myself internally, no other response came out.

It was a kind of desperate struggle.

“Who? Call me again.”

Yoo Arin smiled slyly.

—

It was a chilling smile.

“Phew.”

The curtains were drawn, so I couldn’t tell what the weather was like outside, but I imagined it was just the kind of day perfect for dying.

I cupped my face in both hands and answered, my voice trembling.

“Please, let me live.”

The conclusion I squeezed out of my mind turned out to be a plea.

“From now on, only answer the questions I ask. If you don’t, I’ll really break you.”

“Y-yes… just let me live.”

Taking a deep breath, Yoo Ah-rin asked, trying to sound calm. The tremor in her voice was clearly one of anger.

“Did Seo Ye-rin do this for you every morning?”

“…Yes.”

Crack.

“Ah! It hurts! It really hurts! I’m not lying!”

“You never said you’d let me live?!”

“L-let go for now! You’re going to win anyway without holding that! Ji-a will get hurt!”

“Who’s Ji-a?”

“…Our first daughter.”

“You b*stard!”

And so it went on for a few minutes.

I got hit by Yoo Ah-rin, but thanks to the blanket, it didn’t hurt that much.

The fact that I was the patient seemed to help me relax a bit too.

“Haah! I worried for nothing and just ended up losing. Well, a guy with nothing but a d*ck wouldn’t know what ere*ctile dysfunction is anyway.”

Yoo Ah-rin, who had been stomping on me, plopped down on the sofa in frustration.

Yoo Ah-rin was sweating since the morning.

Curled up under the blanket, I cautiously poked my head out and asked,

“ere*ctile dysfunction?”

What kind of nonsense was that?

In fact, I was so full of energy that it had been a big deal trying to keep it in check lately.

If Seo Ye-rin hadn’t been around, it wouldn’t have been strange if I had already jumped someone.

“What do you mean ere*ctile dysfunction? Are you kidding?”

I jumped up and tried to take off my pants right away, but thanks to Yoo Ah-rin, they were already off.

Swoosh.

As a result, only the blanket fell to the floor, and my robust member was out in the open.

“Cover it, you b*stard!”

“Ugh!”

Yoo Ah-rin, sitting on the sofa, immediately kicked forward. I ended up rolling on the floor and tumbling backward.

“Haah, so you’ve been feeling down because of Seo Ye-rin, huh? You guys have been having a great time at someone else’s house?”

“Can I make an excuse?”

I hurriedly adjusted my pants and tried to defend myself.

“I was just sleeping quietly. Ye-rin started it first.”

Sorry, Ye-rin.

But I could really die here, while you’d just get a few hits and be done with it.

“Are you throwing Seo Ye-rin under the bus to save yourself in this situation?”

Yoo Ah-rin shot me a look of disbelief. She sighed deeply, pressing her forehead with her fingers as she muttered.

“I don’t know. I really don’t know anymore. Sometimes I think it would have been better if you were just impotent.”

“You’re saying some scary things.”

“Enough! How are you going to explain this to Lee Seo-han? Remember how upset he was last time because of what you did with me?”

He wouldn’t be too fond of the word “upset,” but it’s not entirely wrong, so I let it slide.

“I’ll talk to him. I’ll handle it well, so don’t say anything stupid.”

“If you talk, you might end up dead.”

Hearing Yoo Ah-rin say that seriously made me oddly think that it could actually happen.

“Phew, if that’s the responsibility, then I’ll bear it.”

I answered firmly and gallantly, and Yoo Ah-rin clicked her tongue.

“Tsk, anyone would think you’re filming a movie. Are you confessing that you were messing around with another girl just now?”

“……”

I had no words.

“Seo-han is working part-time today. When he gets back in the evening, give me and Seo-han some time. Just one hour.”

“Is one hour really going to solve this?”

“……Two hours?”

“Ugh, why does this guy want to take responsibility in such a weird way? I’ll take Seo Ye-rin out for about an hour and then come back. So you two can talk it out.”

“Thanks! A-rin!”

“And.”

As I was about to rush over and hug her, Yu A-rin pushed me away with her hand and said, biting her lip.

“You just have to hit me back in round two.”

“…Didn’t you forgive me?”

“Why would I?”

Anyway, she’s thorough with her calculations.

“Could we settle this a bit differently? Let’s try to resolve it peacefully.”

Yu A-rin, who seemed to ponder for a moment at my words, clapped her hands and shouted.

“Didn’t you say you have something like a chastity belt at your place?”

“Since my right leg is in a half-cast, you can hit me anywhere else.”

“……”

Yu A-rin, looking at me as I instantly changed my stance, seemed momentarily at a loss for words.

Then she got up from the sofa and headed back to her room.

“Last time, I messed things up between you and Choi Yi-seo, so this time, you’re going to negotiate with her first.”

“Got it!”

“I think I should talk to Ye-rin separately too.”

“……”

Thank you, Ye-rin.

* * *

Dinner time.

Choi Yi-seo, who came home last among the three of us, said she was tired and went to take a shower.

‘Damn, I’m so nervous.’

After running simulations all day, I thought that if I emphasized my injured right leg as an excuse, I might be able to get through this somehow.

But wait, why do I have to clear up the misunderstanding when they’re the ones who thought it was ere*ctile dysfunction?

‘Though I had the same thought…’

As a man responsible for three women, I guess I have to accept it.

“Ye-rin, let’s go to the convenience store.”

Yu A-rin, who was watching TV, glanced my way and called for Seo Ye-rin.

“Hmm? I’m annoyed.”

Seo Ye-rin, already in comfortable sleep pants, grumbled about being bothered.

As Yoo Ah-rin rushed over and whispered something in her ear, her face turned pale, and she bit her lip tightly.

“Traitor Kim Woo-jin!”

Then she tried to charge at me, but instead, she was dragged out by Yoo Ah-rin.

“Phew.”

One hour from now.

In this house, it’s just me and Lee Seo.

I’ve roughly secured an escape route, or I even thought about hiding in Ah-rin’s room.

“What’s up? Where did the kids go?”

“They said they’d be back. About an hour.”

I answered Choi Seo’s question as she came out after her shower.

Mentioning a specific time was intentional.

“Hmm.”

Choi Seo, who responded apathetically, went straight into the master bedroom.

I should have said something just now.

I’m so nervous that I can’t even speak.

“Phew, stay calm, Kim Woo-jin. You handled it well last time, right? You can do it this time too.”

Didn’t I manage well when I was with Ah-rin?

I can do well this time too.

Besides, doesn’t Choi Seo already know that we’ve done everything we needed to do?

‘Moreover, I want to clear up the misunderstanding about ere*ctile dysfunction quickly.’

It was truly horrifying to be misunderstood as having ere*ctile dysfunction by my girlfriend when I’m a healthy college student in my 20s.

Has that humiliation transformed into courage?

Before I knew it, I was gripping the doorknob of the master bedroom, bursting the door open as I stepped inside.

“Seo—!”

Seo! I have something to say! My words never got completed.

Because there, stood…

“Wait! I’m not dressed yet!”

Choi Seo in a bunny girl outfit.

‘What is this?’

What situation is this?

Why is Choi I-seo wearing something like that?

“W-wait… what?”

My words stumbled out.

In response to my reaction, Choi I-seo seemed embarrassed and fidgeted as she answered.

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“I thought, well… you’ve seemed a bit down lately, so I thought maybe you’d like this kind of event.”

So that’s it.

She prepared this event thinking I was suffering from ere*ctile dysfunction?

“Yeah, I had ere*ctile dysfunction.”

I’ll admit it.

That kind of stigma.

If Choi I-seo is actively appealing to me like this.

I would gladly hear about my ere*ctile dysfunction as many times as it takes.

Click.

“W-why did you lock the door?”

Choi I-seo asked in surprise, but my response was to unzip my pants.

“W-wait! This wasn’t part of the plan! I was just going to help you with your treatment—ugh!”

I silenced her with a kiss.

I don’t know.

In an hour, Yoo Ah-rin and Seo Ye-rin will arrive.

‘Damn, I don’t know.’

Yoo Ah-rin and Seo Ye-rin are scary, but.

With Bunny Girl Choi I-seo in front of me, if I endure this, I wouldn’t be a man.

“I need to check if I’m really cured.”

As I said this while holding I-seo, I pulled back my lips.

“…Okay.”

She whispered softly in agreement.