Battle of the Third Reich
: Resurrection Spoof Collection (Continuously added)
Scene 1: (Battle in the Black Water of Baishan)
The German soldiers happily ate fried mountain vegetables, stewed noodles with pork and mushrooms with chicken. . . .
"It's a **** mother, brethren, this time I went down the mountain to harvest a lot, and I did this bowl with Sanye."
Captain Dietrich chuckled and picked up a bowl of soil to drink. The wild boar on the grill is shining with oil. On the side of the grill are several Japanese soldiers who are wearing stripped military uniforms and only wearing a crotch cloth. Under the blazing flames, the captain's big face with a bit of wine is now more It is red and shiny.
Scene 2 (Silver English Version)
"What a beautiful starry sky, Christian."
Von Rowan Kram stood on the bow of the ship and looked up at the bright sky of stars with emotion.
"Yes, sir."
Admiral Christian von Hertz sincerely agrees.
"My journey is this sea of stars, hundreds of billions of stars and hundreds of billions of dreams. Will you follow me?"
Von Rowan Kram did not look back, he was still looking up at the starry sky.
"I will follow you, sir!"
Von Hertz answered firmly.
"You two idiots can still stand there and stare at the stars and talk nonsense! I'm not coming quickly to help, the lifeboat is leaking, and I will squat there and throw the two of you waste into the sea."
Alfred. Captain Zaft reprimanded loudly with a bucket.
Scene three (Fengyun version)
Xu Jun was drinking Longjing tea in the comfortable general lounge of the temporary camp in Paris.
"Reporter, an old man asked to see you."
Dougan whispered the report.
"Huh?" Xu Jun put down the teacup.
"Did he say anything?" Xu Jun knew that Dao Gen would not disturb himself during tea time for trivial matters.
"He said that there are important things to interview with you, and in addition... He said he came from China." Dougan knew that the head of state had a preference for China.
"Well, then please come in." Xu Jun stood up and sorted out his uniform.
"This is your Excellency the German Head of State. The old and decent are very polite."
A thin old man came in, but at first glance, it smelled like a fairy.
"Oh, I don't know why Mr. came here." The German head of state also pulled up the text involuntarily.
"Well, the old age is proficient in the science of astrology, two months ago I watched the astrology at night, and I saw a red star in a circle in the sky, which is also a miracle that is rare in this millennium. When the night falls, four words are spoken in the old dream In the middle, the old pinch means that this slang should be on the head of the head of state. So the old man immediately got up and traveled across the sea to meet the head of the head..."
The old guy leaned on his neck and continued talking, but Xu Jun's face slowly sank.
"It turns out that your Excellency is an astrologist, and I don't know the four slang words are..."
"Cough...these four babbles are... Is Jinlin not something in the pool, it will be in a storm..." The old man shook his head with his tone.
"Stop!" The head of the head of the head of the head burst out with three horizontal tendons.
"Come here... drag this old guy to me and bury it!" The brutal Nazi head ordered it with his teeth clenched.
"After reading this comic, I dared to come to me and pretend to be a master. You think you are really a Mud Bodhisattva..." Xu Jun angrily drank the longjing that had been cold.
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