Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

"Go, go, go, such a big man, what are you doing at the door? If you really want to have nothing to do, you can climb on the roof to sweep the snow for me. Without waiting for a response, Liang Qu had a broom thrust into his hand by Nan Di.

Come to your senses again.

The cold wind blows.

He was already standing on the roof.

"Why··..."

With a long sigh, the white snow dust was brushed away by the bamboo branches, revealing the gray iron tiles.

Liang Qu held a broom and worked boredly.

When Eying came to pay homage to her parents-in-law and get a red envelope for the bride, he somehow became a "thorn in his side and a thorn in his flesh."

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After driving Liang Qu away, Mrs. Xu pulled Long Eying into the guest room. The two sat beside the bed and had a lot of private conversations.

From customs to housekeeping, they also talked about their lives.

"How was sex?"

"Huh?" Long Eying went straight to the point and suspected that she had heard wrongly.

"Silly girl, what?" Mrs. Xu patted the back of Eying's hand and held it tightly, "You and I are both women.

What's the shame? I just got down to business a few days ago, and I'm not a little girl who doesn't understand it at all. Don't worry, it won't reach the ears of a third person.

My godmother tells you, if sex is not good, it may be fine in the first few months after marriage, but the price of it is a loss of patience and affection. As time goes by, no matter how deeply in love the couple is, they will eventually part ways and become separated from each other! Then under the same roof, we might say a word one day! It’s too late to regret! "

Long Eying's heart tightened and she quickly asked: "Godmother, what is good? What is bad?"

Xu pondered.

"Are you happy or not when you are doing things?"

"Well -" Long Eying was so embarrassed that she wanted to bury her head in the quilt. She gritted her teeth, "Happy!" It's like floating on white clouds, soaking in hot water, lazily, not wanting to move a toe. "

"For the first time, it doesn't hurt at all?"

"We will meet you at the beginning, but things will get better later."

"Looking at the monkey anxiously, he turns out to be someone who loves others——" Mr. Xu was surprised, "What about him?"

"Should——"-That's right? "Long Eying hesitated, "I'm numb from behind and can't feel anything at all, but he insists on coming. "

In the last two days of the ten days, Liang Quli couldn't stand still and had to pounce.

Mrs. Xu couldn't help laughing and pressed her palms: "Silly girl, if you are happy, that's the best!"

Long Eying breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

At the same time, infinite curiosity arose in her heart.

Xu asked her this.

"Godmother, you——"

"Don't ask, I won't tell you anything private here."

Long Eying felt a little annoyed: "Then how can my godmother ask me?"

"I am an elder." Xu took it as a matter of course.

"Godmother~"

"After a good night's sleep, why did your house become so sticky? Go home and throw it at your husband." Mrs. Xu said as she pulled out a big red envelope from her sleeve, "Here, take this."

"Godmother, what are you doing?"

Long Eying stretched out her hand and squeezed it. The red envelope was soft, thick, and had a cotton texture. It was obviously a banknote.

There are several of them. Judging by the size, the face value of the banknotes stuffed inside is at least ten thousand taels.

"Don't feel embarrassed. This is the rule here. When a bride comes to visit, there is no one who doesn't give a red envelope. If you don't want to accept it, I won't be willing to give it. It's not too much. Five or six------Okay Okay, that's all. It's cold. Close the door when you go out and call Xiaojiu in. "

The sun is just right.

Black Teeth under the tree yawned widely.

Long Eying pinched the red envelope and walked out briskly, a little snow dust falling from in front of her.

"Eying!"

Long Eying looked up and saw Liang Qu squatting on the eaves with a bamboo broom across his knees.

"What are we talking about?"

"Let's talk about whether my husband can do anything."

Liang Qu didn't believe it was so explicit, but followed the words and asked, "What did Madam say?"

"Praise you for being awesome."

"ha!"

Liang Qu was very proud and raised his chin slightly, showing a bit of pride.

Long Eying was amused and waved up: "Okay, give me the broom, come down quickly, my godmother will let you in."

"Hey, can I do anything good?"

Liang Qu jumped down lightly and held out the broom.

The door was pushed open a crack, and light flowed, just enough to squeeze in a head.

"Mom, I heard Eying said you were looking for me?"

"Close the door and sit down."

Xu points to the round stool.

"What's going on? The new husband also comes with a red envelope?" Liang Qu closed the door and sat at the table.

"That's a beautiful idea." Ms. Xu put down her tea cup, "I don't have any red envelopes, I just have one sentence to tell you.

"Okay, a thousand arrogant words are like dung, but a kind word is worth a thousand pieces of gold." Liang Qu took the teacup, picked up the teapot and poured water, "You tell me, my son will remember it all."

"Dragon Girl is a water tribe after all. Eying went ashore with you and settled down. It's not just four words to go far away. It's not easy for her to be alone.

So today I’m going to tell you something ugly, and I’ll teach you how to do it. If something happens at home in the future, I will definitely turn to her.

If you want to be biased, even if you are really wronged in your heart, don't feel unbalanced. "

"That's it?"

"What do you want to hear?"

"Don't worry, Mom, I can save it." Liang Qu grinned and offered hot tea, "At home, there are not so many reasons to talk about. If you don't want to reconcile, you are helping me by helping her."

Mrs. Xu took the tea bowl, smiled, and poked her forehead with her index finger.

"Smart monkey! Let's go and eat!"

Xu chatted with Eying for a quarter of an hour, and Liang Qu only had one sentence.

The two stayed at Yang's Mansion for lunch and dinner, bringing some dates, millet, dried meat, and a lot of fruit to the car.

The wheels roll.

The carriage goes again.

Long Eying lay on Liang Qu's thighs, and Liang Qu told her about his plans for the next two months.

"It's hard for you to build another Crystal Palace. I will go to the East Water Area after the New Year. It should take less than two days. You stay at home to pack up. When I finish my business, we will go west.

First, accompany the master's wife to Huangzhou, then turn north to Datong Prefecture and visit the Hanging Temple. I haven't seen the master for a long time. Remember to prepare some gifts suitable for Buddhism. Don't be stingy————-Eying?"

Long Eying turned over and faced up: "Build another Crystal Palace, pack your luggage and go west, and prepare gifts for Buddhism. Don't be stingy."

"Yes!" Liang Qu stroked his long hair, "I thought you weren't listening."

"I'm listening to everything you said."

Long Eying lay down for a while, then turned sideways and buried her head, murmuring: "I want to go to Taicang Mountain--

Even with the hearing of Master Zhenxiang, Long Eying's voice was a little undetectable, but Liang Qu was not an ordinary master, and he still keenly captured it: "Now? "

Taicang Mountain is located in Jiangling County, which is not very close.

Long Eying twisted her body, and her ears were pink: "No, I was just talking nonsense————"

Liang Qu held back his smile and rubbed his earlobe: "Why do you look more and more like Long Yao and Long Li?"

Before Long Eying could answer, the carriage shook violently, and then tilted backwards. Long Eying felt that she was buried.

Everyone inside and outside the carriage exclaimed.

"! "

The long-awaited Chishan snorted loudly, stamped his hooves, and exerted his extraordinary speed. As the pedestrians on the street retreated, he turned into a long red wind and soared up.

Wow!

The red dragon spread its wings, cut through the air flow, carried the carriage, and soared into the sky!

The curtain slowly lifted.

The black hair on the forehead flew along the curtain with the wind.

Long Eying unconsciously climbed to the window, overlooking the stars and lights, the sparkling waves,

Liang Qulou held Long Eying's waist.

The two heads squeezed out of the window together to blow the cold wind.

The night wind was long, and the fine black hair was intertwined, entangled like a snake.