Becoming the richest man starts with making complaints

Cao Shen died, and he lived again, reborn in a scumbag senior named Cao Shen.

Don't ask why, he's not free now!

From the moment you open your eyes, the system is counting down your life every minute and every second.

Now, he can live for thirty minutes!

As for Cao Shen's background, he came from the Qidian Orphanage. This vulgar setting is not worth mentioning at all.

Following him is a complaining system, which relies on complaining to stay alive.

As for how he knows whether this life countdown is real or fake, don’t ask, he’s just wasted ten minutes trying it!

However, this dead system doesn’t even have an instruction manual.

The object of the complaint, intensity, depth, influence, inner hurt index, the effect to be achieved...

There is no prompt from the system at all.

Cao Shen had already tried it, complaining that the original owner was good for nothing but being handsome, and the system didn't respond.

The place he came to complain about is probably equivalent to 2010. There are not even a few more apps on the phone, and the system is still pretending to be dead.

Complaining about the "e-commerce major" that the original master studied, it means that he has not learned it, and it still has no effect.

Cao Shen was sitting alone in the dormitory at this time, because the original owner skipped class as usual.

There was no living subject to test, so he made a prompt decision and opened the door to attract hatred.

All the cultivations are not worth mentioning in the life countdown of less than thirty minutes!

The dormitory aunt said: "Hey, I skipped class again today!"

"None of your business!" The system did not respond.

"I skipped classes based on my ability, and you are the only one qualified to skip classes!"

【Ding! The host's lifespan is extended by 2 minutes! 】

The system finally cheated!

It's only given two minutes, but it's an important clue!

Take a minute to think about it...

What I just said was a reply!

So, do you have to retaliate and complain in order to get the best out of the system?

Cao Shen immediately felt that the dormitory aunt had arrived like a goddess, hurry up! Say something and let me continue to argue!

However, the goddess never gave the thread a chance. She rolled her eyes, turned around, and went back to the house...

This involves Cao Shen's forbidden area. He can't enter this house, otherwise the nature of it will not be to attract hatred but to be a hooligan.

Therefore, he decisively left the dormitory and looked for someone!

He needs to be quarreled, then quarrel with each other, and then gain the true meaning of life from the mutual quarrels!

However, everyone is in class at this time, or playing games in the dormitory and skipping classes, and there is no one on the road!

ah! There is a newsstand, so go there decisively.

“It’s really what it was like in 2010, and there are still so many magazines hanging there.

Look at this fashion magazine cover, I'm afraid it won't be cost-effective to print because of the lack of color.

And this painful literature full of middle-class temperament is so popular. Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, melancholy flows back into the river, and the era of drunkenness and wealth..."

【Ding! Host life span is extended by 3 minutes]

【Ding! The host's bank account balance increased by 50 cents! 】

ah? It seems that the rules are different from what I just thought, and why is there an additional monetary reward?

Wait, let me think about it for another two minutes.

Oh, I think I understand.

Just quarreling with the dormitory manager was an output of quarreling with her. Is the product of this magazine also equivalent to another kind of output?

But, why did you add 50 cents to Mao?

Next to it was the canteen. Cao Shen walked over quickly. He needed to test a different type.

There were not many people in the cafeteria, but lunch dishes had already begun.

Cao Shen was standing at a window, and a cook was pouring the prepared sweet and sour pork loin into a stainless steel square basin.

“Master, let’s order the gnocchi stewed in tomato sauce!”

"What?"

Cao Shen pointed at the sweet and sour pork tenderloin: "You can't bear to let go of the vinegar. You've eaten all the vinegar? Where is the tenderloin? The person who bought the meat absconded with the money?"

【Ding! The host's life is extended by 5 minutes]

【Ding! The bank account balance increases by 1 yuan]

Sure enough, I understand!

To complain, you must complain about the other party's output, no matter what form of output it is, and the effect is better in person!

In addition, if the output is a product, you can add money!

"If you don't want to eat, get out!"

The chef expressed his attitude after receiving the crucifixion.

Cao Shen had already left. He was busy now. Another chef came out to serve the dishes. He rushed over and started grooving!

There are a total of twenty-four windows in the third canteen, and Cao Shen spares no effort to keep an eye on every chef who comes out.

Finally, after offending everyone I could offend,

He was granted 2 hours of life extension.

And 24 yuan.

In exchange, no one brought him food.

But, that's not important!

Just as Cao Shen was walking towards the next cafeteria, he was grabbed by a boy with shiny hair. He hadn't washed his hair for at least three days. The reflective effect made him the brightest kid in the cafeteria!

"Cao Shen, have you downloaded the calendar APP I made? Please give me your opinion."

Cao Shen looked through the memory of the original owner and found that Li Hai, his roommate in the same dormitory, was recently addicted to making apps, thinking that he could start a business and become the second Zuckerberg.

Although there is no Zuckerberg in this world.

But that's not important!

etc!

It seems a little important!

But there was no time to dwell on it now.

Cao Shen was pressed for time and had heavy tasks, so he instinctively wanted to refuse, but Li Hai held him firmly.

Turn on the phone and poke Cao Shen directly in the face:

"Look, I've changed another version."

Cao Shen frowned:

"You just took the open source source code and changed the skin of this calendar yourself. What's new? Can you get breasts by wearing women's clothes?"

【Ding! Life extended by one hour]

【Ding! The balance increases by 6 yuan]

...Why is this effect so strong! But why is the increased monetary reward not directly proportional to time?

Forget it, it doesn’t matter if it’s money or not, just a little drizzle.

In the face of a race against time for life, this little money is simply ignored.

"Don't you think my skin looks cute? Moreover, look at this font, you have three choices." Li Hai was very confident in himself.

Since this effect is better, Cao Shen rolled up his sleeves and I started to vomit:

"This is a calendar. No matter how good your UI is, users will just click on it, look at it for a second, and then close it.

What’s the point of such a short and feeble experience?

How long have you been working on this APP? "

"Three days?"

"Well, it took three days for someone with your level to do it. For someone with a higher level, it could be done in a few hours.

There is no product or technical threshold for this thing.

Even if you are struck by lightning, you will explode and become popular.

This is completely effortless to copy, and people can do more than your skin. The fonts can be directly pulled out from the library.

What are your competitiveness? "

"I……"

“You think too much, it’s just a calendar.

Click on for one second, close for one second.

There is no threshold for competing products.

Users have neither online usage time nor loyalty.

That’s it, you still want to get rich? There is no door at all.

You can’t think about why users should choose you, why they should use you repeatedly, and why they should keep using you? "

Li Hai was speechless.

But the system crashed!

After doing the math, I got a total of 8 hours of life and 80 yuan!

Cao Shen breathed a sigh of relief, finally he wouldn't die soon!

But why is food also a product, and APPs are also products, and the Tucao APP is of higher value?

What the hell kind of rule is this?

Li Hai suddenly grabbed Cao Shen's hand, trembling with excitement:

"You're absolutely right!" He pushed the packed lunch into Cao Shen's hand:

"I'm going to add an alarm clock! Add a schedule!" After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Hey! I can still vomit again!" Cao Shen shouted.

However, Li Hai rushed quickly as if he was plugged in.

Forget it, save it for next time.

Li Hai lives in a dormitory, so conveniently, this is a human-shaped blood bag, which he will keep by his side in case of emergencies.

【Ding! 】

The system rang again.

[The host gains life extension for another two hours]

[Add 20 yuan to bank account balance]

Um? These people are gone. Could it be that the effect of complaining still has the characteristic of continuously losing blood after taking damage?

Cao Shen finally had time to go to the ATM machine to check that his bank account had a total of 631.5 yuan. Originally, there was still 500 yuan for his living expenses for the rest of the month.

But with less than 16 hours of life in total, Cao Shen couldn't be satisfied at all. Since the value of the Tucao APP is relatively high, then...

Cao Shen decisively returned to his dormitory, turned on his computer, and started a new round of testing.

Open the web version of the APP application store. It's very good. The two largest stores in the world now have about 300,000 applications combined. If you remove duplicates, there are over 100,000 applications.

Cao Shen opened his mouth one by one and started complaining like a lunatic.

But he soon discovered that although it was rewarding, the price/performance ratio was very low. This kind of "over-the-air" complaints that were not aimed at developers could only increase the life span by 10 minutes each time.

And there seem to be hundreds of thousands of apps, but the total types are tools, games, social, pictures, navigation... and more than a dozen categories.

The same type of APP and the same complaints are not given extra time.

So he had to vomit in different ways, making his mouth dry and dizzy.

Several roommates who returned to the dormitory for dinner after class looked at Cao Shen with shocked eyes, why did he suddenly go crazy!

I really couldn't stand the demonic sound, so I took my lunch box to another dormitory to discuss how Cao Shen, a scumbag student, was starting to go crazy because he couldn't find a job and was under great pressure.

Because Cao Shen's mouth was really numb, he felt that he had never spoken so many words at such a fast speed in his previous life, so he began to type comments instead.

Haha, picking out words actually gives you more experience points than speaking with your mouth!

Although the typing effort is time-consuming, it is still cost-effective in the end.

So Cao Shen started to make comments in the comment area of ​​every APP.

But before he wrote a few, he found that the APP needed to be downloaded before he could comment. The ones he could comment on before were those he had downloaded.

Damn it, another waste of time.

So I started downloading and commenting. I downloaded N files at the same time and commented one by one.

When he reached the 111th comment, his comment account was blocked!

The reason is suspected of malicious comments!

Your sister!

File a complaint!

It takes forty-eight hours...

Decisively switch to another app store!

Finally, after being banned for the fourth time, the dormitory turned off the power and lights...

But, I still have a mobile phone!

I took my mobile phone and went to the corridor. I felt that my legs were a little shaky. I haven’t eaten or drank anything since I woke up.

Looking at the system records, he already has 94 hours and 16 minutes of life, less than four days.

The lunch box Li Hai left behind was already spoiled, so he had no choice but to splurge and buy instant noodles.

Buy it in a bucket! No need to wash dishes.

Time is life, and even a meal is a luxury.

I rushed out of the dormitory and went to the nearest canteen. I just took a bucket without looking at the taste, threw down the money and left.

"Cao Shen!"

When someone stopped me from behind, I turned around.

A girl, take a quick look down your memory.

The goddess of the original owner, the aloof classmate, the flower of the college, Wang Tingting!