Being too ferocious because of caution
Chapter 271
Chapter 269: Entrance Test for "The City's Troublemakers"
Nan Jia looked at the black pancake-like food handed over by Zhao Yi and fell into silence for a moment.
"Donor Zhao... May I ask what kind of food this is?"
Zhao Yi said casually:
"Charcoal-grilled cow dung."
Nan Jia felt dizzy.
"No...Donor Zhao, is there any food that is a little more normal?"
Zhao Yi burped:
"Yes."
"But I've eaten it."
Nan Jia: "..."
He shook his head, sighed, picked up the soy milk beside him and took a sip.
Poof!
Nan Jia didn't hold it back and sprayed it out directly!
Luckily, Zhao Yi was prepared and dodged it.
Nan Jia's hand holding the soy milk kept shaking, his lips trembled a little, and his voice was hoarse.
"Donor Zhao, what's in it?"
Zhao Yi replied:
"Of course it's cow dung juice, very nutritious."
Nan Jia: "Ugh!"
After going to the toilet to wash up, Nan Jia came out with a pale face.
The look he gave Zhao Yi was full of vigilance.
You can never help but be on guard against someone who feeds you shit.
"Donor Zhao, you said earlier that you heard about the Curse Academy. What is it?"
After breakfast, the two began to discuss business.
Zhao Yi said:
"The Curse Academy has a default rule that anyone can enter the academy for further study, but they must study for three years or solve a "fatal curse" incident before they can get a graduation certificate and leave the academy."
"And I heard from a passerby who happened to go to the academy for further study that the school rules of the Curse Academy must be strictly followed. If you violate it once, you will be warned. If you violate it a second time, you will disappear without knowing it."
Nan Jia was a little scared when he heard this.
But after thinking carefully, there might be someone inside who needed his rescue, so he immediately straightened his back:
"Then let's go sign up now?"
Zhao Yi nodded:
"Okay."
The two packed up briefly and went to the first floor of the hotel. After checking out, the boss wanted to charge Zhao Yi an extra 300 yuan for the room fee because Nan Jia had no hair.
So Zhao Yi gave him a shuttle of pig hair bullets.
The boss had a high resistance to poison, and the poison on the pig hair did not kill him, but just made him twitch in the corner.
After leaving the hotel, the two walked along the long street to the center of Liucheng.
The rich and the poor coexist on the street.
The front may still be an ancient building with clay stilts, but the back suddenly becomes a skyscraper, with all kinds of high-tech buildings, which makes people dazzled.
What surprised the little monk the most was the means of transportation.
Some people rode horses and ostriches.
Some people drove cars.
Some people even drove tanks on the road.
The absurd scene made the two seem to be in a garbage story of an unknown novelist.
At the corner of the third diagonal cross road west of the Xiexiang Building, the two found the admissions branch of the Curse Academy.
After paying the tuition, the middle-aged man in charge of the admissions office said to the two of them, holding a big pipe in his mouth:
"Your spirit of learning until old age is very admirable."
"But before you officially enroll, we want to do a simple assessment of you."
"To make it easier for us to divide you into classes."
Zhao Yi and Nan Jia looked at each other and nodded:
"Please give me a question."
The middle-aged man shook his pipe and asked Zhao Yi:
"What is one plus one?"
Zhao Yi replied:
"2."
The middle-aged man showed an admiring look:
"Not bad, you have a strong ability to do fast calculations!"
Nan Jia, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but feel secretly happy when she heard it.
That's it?
I can do it too!
The middle-aged man recorded a score of 30 for Zhao Yi, then turned to Nanjia and asked:
"Are you ready?"
Nanjia was full of confidence and smiled:
"I am ready."
The middle-aged man cleared his throat:
"When doing plasma physics collision experiments, adjusting the polar coordinates of the third energy by three alpha units in the negative direction will have how much impact on the final result?"
Nanjia: "?"
The smile on his face gradually disappeared.
"No... What you just asked him was one plus one..."
Before he finished speaking, the middle-aged man said regretfully:
"It's a pity, classmate Nanjia, your intelligence seems to have some problems. You can't answer such a simple question."
Nanjia was stunned.
"How is this question simple?"
"If it were Zhao Yi, he wouldn't be able to answer it either?!"
Perhaps because of excitement, the benefactor Zhao in Nanjia's mouth became Zhao Yi.
The middle-aged man recorded a score of 0 for Nanjia, and then turned to Zhao Yi and asked:
"Classmate Zhao, please listen to the question... The next question may be very difficult."
Zhao Yi nodded.
Nan Jia took a deep breath.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's Zhao Yi's turn next.
The middle-aged man flipped open a book with complicated notes that made people feel overwhelmed. His fingertips touched an extremely complicated question, and his eyes lit up:
"This question is very difficult."
"Student Zhao Yi, please answer... What is 1×1?"
Zhao Yi answered in seconds:
"1."
The middle-aged man looked at Zhao Yi with indescribable shock and enthusiasm, and his whole body trembled.
"You actually... You actually answered it in seconds..."
"This is a difficult problem that scientists have been studying for centuries... You actually answered it in seconds!"
"Is there such a genius in this world..."
Next to her, Nanjia was dumbfounded.
"What's so difficult about this kind of question? I know it's 1!!"
The middle-aged man glanced at Nanga with disdain, frowned and said:
"Classmate Nanjia, we often say that people should seek truth from facts. It's really unpleasant to be like you after the fact."
"But since you are so eager to prove your ability, I will give you another simpler question. I hope you won't let us down again."
The middle-aged man immediately turned to the back of the book.
Nan Jia glanced at it and was eager to try.
good!
Multiplication table!
He's good at this!
The middle-aged man said to Nanga:
"Classmate Nanjia, please listen to the question. Please tell me within one minute what is the sixth digit of 7 raised to the power of 63821?"
The middle-aged man finished speaking.
Nanjia stared at the middle-aged man blankly, opened his mouth, but could not say a word.
The audience in the live broadcast room was already excited.
"Pfft, isn't this too funny?!"
"The indigenous people in the chaotic city are really weird..."
"Tsk, tsk, the little monk must be doubting life..."
After a long silence, the young monk shook his head numbly and said:
"I have no idea."
The middle-aged man sneered, holding his pipe in his mouth and said calmly:
"You can't even do something so simple...what a waste."
"You go."
"We curse the academy for not accepting trash like you."
Zhao Yi on the side suddenly frowned.
"He has been my friend since childhood."
"Can you please be accommodating?"
The middle-aged man looked at Zhao Yi, smoked, frowned, and said nothing for a long time.
Seeing that he fell into silence, Zhao Yi took out a few more bills and handed them to the middle-aged man.
"Please!"
Looking at the bills on the wooden table, the middle-aged man sighed.
"All right!"
"Because you have given me so much... and because you are a genius, our school reluctantly agrees to allow you to take your friends with you to study in the academy."
After a pause, the middle-aged man looked at Nan Jia, who was already doubting his life, and said seriously:
"Classmate Nan, you are such a rubbish. After entering the school, you should study more with this classmate Zhao next to you!"
"This is your student ID card... Remember, your student ID card is very important, don't lose it!!"
"Go to the door and wait for the school bus. A driver will pick you up soon!"
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