Being too ferocious because of caution

Chapter 870 Easter Egg

The following is an interview with the person.

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One night: Brother Yizi, do you have anything to say to everyone? (Put the microphone in your mouth)

Zhao Yi: Woo hoo hoo (can’t make a sound, but took out the scalpel)

One night: Ahem, it seems that Zhao Yi doesn’t have anything to say to everyone. Let’s interview other people. (Forcibly stuffed Zhao Yi back into the book)

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One night: Next, let’s take a look at Xu Shengzhi (opened the door, but quickly backed out.)

One night: Great, he's busy, we'll interview him later... Let's go see Addison next.

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Push the door open and enter.

One night: Addison, what are you doing?

Addison: Learn how to put on makeup.

One night: Why should I learn this?

Addison: The lady next door, Assam, told me that if I learned how to put on makeup, I could be her boyfriend.

One night: When did you meet her?

Addison: Not long after I received the lunch box, Xuanxuan asked me to go out to eat that day, and she was there, and then we got to know each other, hehe.

One night: Okay, okay, I know you have a girlfriend (with a look of disgust)

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Entertainment company branch office.

One night: Mr. Fengnan, what do you think of your status arrangement?

Feng Nan: It’s okay, but there are just a few scenes. It would be nice if there were more fighting scenes (punches fiercely)

One night: Okay, I will arrange an action scene for you next time (embarrassing dodge)

Fengnan: Can I choose the scene freely?

One night: Huh? Are you going to take on an indoor action scene?

Fengnan: It’s not impossible…

Click - the signal is suddenly interrupted -

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One night: I'm sorry, brothers, I was sanctioned just now. Someone reported that I was involved in pornography. Who the heck did he dare to stand up? Let's practice together? (With an angry expression, he rolled up his sleeves, revealing his skinny arms)

A two-meter-tall reader stood up from his seat, with stretched chest muscles and a stern expression.

One night: Okay, okay! Big enough, big enough! Sit down, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about...that kid, come out!

A child eating a lollipop turned around blankly.

A steel tooth cracked to the base of the ear.

One night: Children, you are so cute, please sit down! (difficulty breathing)

The child nodded and sat down.

One night: Okay, brothers, today’s interview is over. Let’s talk next time (Leaves in embarrassment)

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Leisure time.

Discotheque.

On the stage, Chris was dancing in black stockings, while Su Qingyao played the guitar and shook her head crazily.

The crowd reveled in the lively music.

Su Qingyao: My friend on the left, draw a rainbow with me!

Taking advantage of the commotion in the crowd, he squeezed in one night and put the microphone in front of Su Qingyao's mouth——

One night: Miss Su, what do you think of this ending? (Looking forward to it)

Su Qingyao: It sucks! What a garbage ending. Why didn’t the person who wrote the novel go to the toilet and eat five tons of shit? By the way, who are you? Do you know the author of the novel? (With a sullen look on his face)

One night: I don’t know you, I don’t know you... (He was worried and left in a hurry)

Chris: Hey, hey, you haven’t interviewed me yet? (Pouting, dissatisfied)

Returned one night.

One night: So Miss Chris, do you think the ending of the novel is abrupt?

Chris: ...(Silent, she slowly approached, and suddenly grabbed a certain night by the collar)

Chrissy: Come on, brothers and sisters! I know this bitch! He is the author of this novel! It's so bad, beat him to death! (Tearing his voice)

Everyone: Beat him to death! Beat him to death! Beat him to death! (Raise your arms high and shout with excitement)

One night: The open ending cannot be considered a bad ending. It is to leave more suspense and give the readers room to imagine, Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba... (Lack of confidence, whisper bb)

The scene was chaotic.

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The next day, hospital.

One night, his body covered with bandages, he opened his eyes and looked at Tang Jiujiu and the gangster guild in front of him.

One night: Everyone, you came to see me, so you should be nice to me! ! (tears of gratitude)

Tang Jiujiu: No, we are here... (Silently took out the dumbbells hidden behind his back, and everyone also took out hammers, bricks, baseball bats...)

One night:? (stare)

@%#￥\u0026……

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Complete book.

Hey guys, see you in the next book!

Good night! !

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