Bengtie: Interview with Huanyu, Aha's sharp comments on the stars

Chapter 90

On the train——

“It seems that this should be a fictional funny video...”

Jizi couldn’t help but laugh helplessly at this moment.

After all.

This video is indeed a little too abstract.

Although some star gods do appear in human form in people’s minds, fundamentally speaking, they have long been separated from the concept of human beings.

However.

This video anthropomorphizes these star gods?

And turns them into company bosses, sitting here for job applications?

If it is true.

Then this program is too powerful, right?

Let alone making a program.

Even getting these star gods together is unprecedented.

It has never happened before.

After all.

The fates of star gods are different.

Many star gods are opposites, and it is easy for them to fight when they are together.

"But speaking of it."

"Among them, it seems that only Akivelli is the most normal..."

March Seven looked around at the star gods.

Indeed.

Among the star gods, Akivelli is indeed the one closest to mortals, and he seems to be easy to make friends with.

But.

Why does Akivelli look a little strange?

It looks like a train head has become a spirit!

In addition to this.

There is another thing that surprised March Seven.

"The applicant is Xing?"

Although it can be confirmed.

This is a fictional funny video.

But it still restores Ms. Xing's personality and style.

Especially——

That strange brain circuit!

If you are asked to introduce yourself, will you really introduce yourself? !

And such remarks.

March Seven, Dan Heng and others are no longer surprised.

This kind of natural abstract holy body.

It is beyond the reach of many people in their lifetime.

It makes people wonder whether Silver Wolf and Kafka added some strange settings to this guy's mind when they created Xing?

"But then again... don't you have a destiny?"

March Seven looked at Xing with doubtful eyes.

If someone else came.

That would be fine.

But you are a pioneering unknown guest!

What do you want to do?

Are you going to change jobs in front of your own boss?

However.

How can Ms. Xing have so many star gods to interview her for job change?

Besides, she still looks indifferent.

You know.

The one sitting there is a Star God!

It's fine if you can choose, but you actually look like you have no interest at all?

If this were the Nether Fire next doorGrand Duke.

I'm afraid you're lying at Nanook's feet now?

"I don't know."

"Which company will Xing choose... No, it's fate!"

In the video——

After seeing Xing's indifferent performance, Jimi could only laugh dryly.

The show was awkward here.

But!

The Star God has been invited, and the show has started.

It can't end like this.

So.

"The guests this time are quite talkative, ahem... The director will cut a VCR below."

"Please look at the big screen."

When his voice fell, the somewhat silly Blade in the backstage also pressed the remote control in his hand at the same time.

On the screen.

A video similar to an advertisement began to play.

[“First impression of job hunting~~”]

[“Passionate about charity——”]

In the picture, Xing crawled out of the trash can, covered with garbage, but still smiling, holding two bags with something in them and shouting to the camera——

“Found it!”

[“Love life——”]

Xing was lying in the garbage, holding a bottle in one hand.

Holding a trash can in the other hand.

Sleeping soundly and enjoying himself.

“Cheers~”

[“Family harmony——”]

On the train.

Ren was beating Dan Heng violently, Walter was cursing at Ji Zi, and Xing was hiding in the trash can and sleeping comfortably.

[“Helping others——”]

In Beloberg.

Xing held a baseball bat with an arrogant look on his face, and looked at Hook in front of him with a threatening look.

"Tell me, how much will you give for this mission."

["Enterprising——"]

Excited Xing was constantly dancing.

And shouting at the same time.

"Finally it's shipped!"

The scene returned to the show venue at this time, and Jimi was wiping his sweat with a nervous face.

Obviously.

The development of the show did not seem to be in his control.

"I believe that the Star Gods have already had a preliminary understanding of the excellent qualities of the Pioneer."

"The next step is..."

Jimi's voice had not yet fallen.

Aha had already pressed the light for the Pioneer.

It seemed.

He was very satisfied with Xing.

He was looking forward to the other party joining his destiny.

"The Joyful Star God has turned on the light?!"

"He has firmly chosen the Pioneer!"

However.

Aha is still pressing the light continuously. The brightness of the show is comparable to that of some bars, but Aha's hand speed is getting faster and faster.

There is no intention of stopping.

"Wait!"

"That's not how you use the light."

EyeSeeing that the scene was about to fall into chaos, fortunately, Ren appeared in time.

The glass cover locked Aha's button.

He stopped him from clapping the lights crazily.

Seeing that there was no light to clapping.

After looking around for a while, Aha clapped his hand towards Akivelli's light without hesitation.

He continued to clapping crazily.

Luofu Fairy Boat——

"General, this is not right, right?"

Yan Qing's expression was a little strange at this moment.

It stands to reason.

This kind of job search experience usually shows the highlights of the applicant, so that the recruiter can quickly understand the applicant.

And in the video...

It is indeed done this way.

But.

Isn't this highlight a little wrong?

It is completely contrary to the introduction.

It goes against the trend!

After watching the entire short film, Yan Qing had only one feeling.

"Living in a violent family for a long time has caused her to become an alcoholic. She likes to bully children and is a violent maniac with extremely unstable emotions and twisted psychology!"

However.

The program actually called these things.

Love public welfare.

Love life.

A harmonious family.

Helpful.

Motivated.

"From this video, this is a complete scumbag!"

"I really doubt it now."

"Should we let the train crew come to the fairy boat?"

Fu Xuan couldn't help but frown slightly.

What kind of pioneer is this?

This is not right.

A natural scumbag body? !

Are you sure.

Are you not an undercover from the Annihilation Gang?

But I have to admit it.

It is not easy for a person to gather so many "excellent" qualities!

"Is this, false propaganda?"

Yan Qing couldn't help but sigh.

No kidding.

If such a person were placed in Xianzhou, he would have been imprisoned long ago to prevent him from harming society, right?

But not only that.

On the contrary.

Why did he come to participate in this job application program?

Just one person.

It would be difficult to apply for a front desk position at a convenience store.

But.

And there was still a star god who gave her a light? !

Beloberg——

Lower level area.

Sambo was amused by this scene and couldn't help laughing.

"Sure enough."

"Ms. Xing is really not an ordinary person!"

What kind of ultimate joyful scene is this?

The most interesting thing is

For such a bad person, Aha actually looked like he wanted to smash the lamp.

Even if he couldn't take a picture of himself. (To read a thrilling novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

He would still use Achievelli's lamp to continue taking pictures.

If you don't know, you would think...

What rare treasure did you see?

It's like a rare unpolished jade.

"As expected of the God of Fun, such things... are indeed full of joy!"

Although.

Aha may just think that the explosion is very interesting.

Very interesting.

But we have to admit it.

A star god who can give his power to the forces that oppose him.

What can't he do?

Look at Xing, a natural abstract holy body.

In fact.

It's reasonable!

"It's really hard to imagine how interesting it would be if Ms. Xing chose to become a fool?"[]

Sambo couldn't help but become curious.

Just those unbelievable remarks and behaviors of Xing.

If she becomes a fun person.

It will definitely be very interesting!

In the video

After calming down everything just now, the cold sweat on Jimi's forehead can't stop oozing out.

After all.

The development of the program seems to be a little different from what he imagined.

"Next."

"Please let the star god who keeps the light introduce the advantages of your company."

At the same time.

The star behind him is like nothing happened.

Walk around here.

Look over there.

Even out of curiosity, he casually plucked a few feathers of Jimi and looked at them.

But Jimi didn't pay any attention.

"It's meaningless..."

The first one to be introduced.

It was the star god of nothingness.

His tone was very tired and exhausted, and everything in front of him did not arouse the slightest interest in him.

"Turn off the lights."

"It's time to get off work."

He said, and turned off his own light.

Turned and left.

Prepared to find a place where no one was and sleep for hundreds of millions of years.

"Ahem!"

"Hei Dashuai chose to turn off the lights. Please ask the director team to pay him the appearance fee."

After the void turned off the lights.

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The camera directly skipped over the joy and aimed at the next star god.

Exploration, Akivori!

Compared to the void.

Akivelli's introduction was more like a normal person.

"Renew my contract."

"I'll give you a new car."

However.

Aha on the side suddenly came over.

Loudly sabotaged.

"Yes!"

"A refurbished car after an accident."

But Akivli ignored him and continued to introduce his treatment and advantages.

"Also equipped with a brand new Pam."

"Enthusiastic colleagues."

"Self-service coffee."

"Never work in the office."

"High performance bonus, flexible working system."

But!

Aha once again started to sabotage.

"Yes!"

"24/7 field dispatch, wages depend entirely on work injury insurance."

Being humiliated by this,

Akivelli's face turned red, and he blew a whistle that represented anger.

And Xing, who was not far away,

Nodded in agreement.

"Indeed."

On the train——

Such a scene really made everyone a little nervous.

I originally thought.

In this video, Xing was just an ordinary job seeker.

But.

Now it seems.

Xing should have been an employee of Kaituo Railway Group before, but now she is looking for a new employer after her contract expired.

But what is unexpected is that.

Akivelli actually offered conditions to renew Xing's contract? !

Didn't you see.

Ms. Xing's excellent qualities just now? !

An employee like this.

What do you want her for?

Isn't it a good thing that she left?

"How much do these star gods need people?"

March Seven couldn't accept this situation.

After all.

In the real world.

Each star god has countless believers.

Among them, there are only a few who can get a glance from the star god.

And become the star god's messenger.

But there are very few!

But....

In this video, it looks like they are extremely short of people.

Even the stars.

They have to fight for them? !

It's really hard to understand...

"Suddenly I feel."

"The majesty of the star gods is gone."

And the conditions and treatments offered by Akivelli are really a bit abstract.

On the surface.

They are all good!

But....

Think about it carefully and you will know.

It is also false advertising!

"New car, refurbished car?"

Ji Zi shook her head helplessly.

Because she had to admit it.

The train today is indeed a refurbished car, and she refurbished it herself.

And the brand new Pam in the back.

Enthusiastic colleagues.

Coffee buffet.

Never work in the office.

This is also full of traps!

Especially, the coffee buffet... Do you really dare to drink the coffee on the train?

For most people with normal taste buds.

What kind of benefits?

That should be.....

Torture, right? !

Even Walter, who has always been mature and stable, can't accept this thing at all. The last time he drank such a shocking drink was bitter melon juice.

And Jizi's coffee.

Compared to Theresa's bitter melon juice, it's even better!

This kind of benefit.

It's better not to have it!

"The most important thing is the high performance bonus,Flexible working system..."

Even if I am an unknown guest.

March Seven also feels that.

Aha's translation is very correct.

What do you mean by high performance bonus and flexible working system?!

It is clearly a 24-hour field dispatch, and the salary depends entirely on work injury insurance!

After all.

The pioneering journey is indeed like this, undoubtedly a high-risk job.

If you say you have to get off the car, you have to get off and perform the task, and after getting off the car There are also many dangers such as being beaten, hit, hunted, wanted, and arrested.

If Kaituo really has a salary.

Then.

Among them, work injury insurance does account for a large part.

So from this point of view.

These conditions offered by Akivli.

There is simply no competitiveness!

"With the character of ZIM, he should not renew the contract with Akivli..."

"But."

"By the way, did the Void Star God actually leave work early? ”

Indeed.

Such behavior is consistent with the fate of nothingness.

Everything is meaningless.