"Wait, system, what you said is wrong! 'I'm here, always here?' What do you mean?"
He was still preparing to ask more questions, but suddenly a familiar "ding" sounded in his ears-
"Host! Host!
Hahaha, I'm back, I was offline for a while just now!"
Shen An almost spit out a mouthful of Coke.
"...You're offline? Who was the one who was talking just now?!"
The system explained cheerfully:
"Oh, it's nothing, there was a small bug when I was updating the program.
I just went to the small world to do a small repair, and your side was a little stuck."
"Stuck?"
Shen An pinched his temples, he had a bad feeling for some reason:
"Then the messy scene of the cashier's face melting that you just showed me was also a bug?"
The system's tone was so brisk that it was hard to describe:
"Oh, as soon as I was offline, the whole small world was a little broken, and those NPC faces often couldn't be filled back.
I didn't fill it back for you after the disconnection, it's okay, don't worry about it!"
"..."
Shen An was speechless and almost wanted to throw the system into the recycle bin.
He took a breath and calmed down: "Okay, what's the next plot?"
The system immediately became alert:
"Hey, the next is the highlight, host, you have to go to a very good place!
"Again?"
Shen An's eyebrows jumped:
"Is it the same old routine - escape, get caught, and lock up in a small dark room?"
The system was cheerful:
"Yes, the exciting plot is about to unfold, let me make it clear first - you have to go to a place now."
The system went on in a serious manner:
"That's right, you have to pretend to escape at that time, and at this time, the heroine will come back.
Then...
Congratulations, the plot stipulates that she will take you back to the small dark room and do a WOW - imprisonment and amnesia drama to torture your body and mind."
Shen An: "..."
"Are you serious? "It took him a long time to utter a word.
The system said confidently:
"That's right, this is the next plot-you have to start a life-and-death escape, and then be caught by her.
In the end, don't worry-you will be tied up.
Then the heroine will take you back with her full of "affectionate bond between lovers"!
Lock you in a small dark room and tie you up tightly.
Then give you a heart-touching dialogue. Isn't it classic?"
"Classic? That's it? Waiting to be caught, and a small dark room plot...
I thought I had seen all the bloody plots, but I didn't expect you to do it even more outrageous."
"Interesting? I think this is more like bloody. "
The system didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and even had a little excitement in its tone:
"The sickly girlfriend fell in love with the plot, which is absolutely a standard plot! "
Shen An covered his head with his hands, and felt a pain in his head:
"System, can you at least give me a more modern script?
Everything is the same old routine, the little black room, nothing but blood and blood."
"Oh, classic is classic!
And our heroine is also ready, she is waiting for you affectionately, what's next——"
The system didn't wait for him to finish.
It automatically pushed a navigation message to Shen An's mind:
"Okay, let's go, I've marked the location for you!
The heroine will be here soon, and I can watch you escape later~!"
Shen An stood up calmly: "Okay, classic routine, I'll go. "
He followed the navigation marked by the system and walked slowly to the "historical sites" pointed to on the map.
——No, it was a strange alley.
Sure enough, the plot development was still normal.
He stood at the end of the alley and sighed silently.
"Why is it always these old-fashioned dead loop plots."
"Host, stay calm, and locking you in a small dark room is also a warm moment, right?"
Shen An murmured to himself: "Warm you..."
Just then, a burst of hurried footsteps sounded behind him.
"Sure enough, here it comes..."
"Xiao An——"
It's Su Yu.
Yandere mode turned on.
Her tone was gentle and a little gloomy, and her amber eyes were mixed with emotions that he could not understand.
"Why did you leave me? "
He pretended not to hear anything and was about to run away according to the plot.
But before he took two meters, his waist suddenly tightened -
A pair of hands wrapped around his waist lightly and silently.
Shen An froze, and his heart immediately skipped a beat.
This plot seemed a little wrong, how did she teleport here?
Her amber eyes were as bright as stars, and she was blinking at this moment.Blinking and staring at Shen An.
"Why do you want to leave me? Huh?"
The system's voice suddenly inserted into Shen An's mind, with an extremely excited tone:
"Hi, host, the bloody lines are online soon~
Come on! Read my lines carefully--"
Shen An's forehead jumped.
The despair deep in his heart has turned into a rolling "What the hell did I do?"
"System bloody lines re-send prompt--
(Here select the three-stage love classic mode)--
Host, please read the following lines in order:
1. "I just want to calm down."
(Powerful opening, laying the foundation for the affectionate core)
2. "No, it's not your fault, I don't deserve you..."
(Causes the heroine to reflect on herself affectionately, perfectly creates inner conflict)
3. "We are not suitable, you just make me feel scared. ”
(The peak of melodrama, the essence of the essence)
——Read the plot in this order to advance.]
Shen An wanted to take the system in his brain out of the line and beat it up:
"Did you copy this line from a Mary Sue novel on the Internet? ? "
"The host doesn't understand, this is called the kingly way! Melodramatic kingly way plot!"
At this time, Su Yu had already approached Shen An.
She stretched out a hand and gently stroked Shen An's face.
"Why...?"
Shen An's heart seemed to be spinning several times like a roller coaster.
But the lines still jumped out according to the lines in his head:
"I just... want to calm down. "
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