Bind to the fake death system, the goddess turned into a black yandere for me

At night.

Shen An finally returned to the room and immediately collapsed on the bed.

He felt like he was half dead.

He closed his eyes, and the whole world was still spinning.

"System... am I dying?"

The system responded with a grin.

"Oh my, host, how can it be so exaggerated~"

"But your performance today is really wonderful~"

"Especially that pale face, it's just like the real thing~"

Shen An rolled his eyes helplessly.

"That's because I'm really about to vomit, okay!"

"Gu Rou, that crazy woman, actually made me ride the roller coaster five times in a row!"

The system continued to tease.

"Hehe, isn't this great?"

Didn't you successfully play the role of the 'fragile version of Shen An'?

"Miss Gu looks very satisfied~"

Shen An buried his face in the pillow in despair.

"Satisfied! I think she wants to torture me to death..."

"Don't be so pessimistic~"

Think about it, you have successfully spent the day today without being photographed or tied up~

"Isn't this a big improvement?"

"I would rather be tied up..."

"At least I won't feel like I'm dying..."

He turned over and felt that all the bones in his body were protesting.

"System, if I pretend to faint, will Gu Rou let me go tomorrow?"

"Oh? The host wants to act?"

"Be careful not to play with fire~"

"What if Miss Gu thinks that the way you fainted looks like 'him', she might be more excited~"

Shen An shuddered: "Forget it, forget it, I'd better be honest..."

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Shen An sat up with difficulty, and said with great effort: "Come in."

A servant walked in respectfully.

"Master, the lady asked me to inform you that we will continue the trip tomorrow."

"She said she hopes you can have a good rest and get enough energy."

Shen An felt that his soul was about to leave his body.

He nodded mechanically: "Okay, I know. Thank you."

After the servant left, Shen An collapsed on the bed again.

"System... Do you think it would be more comfortable for me to jump off the building now?"

"Stop it, host~ There will be more exciting things tomorrow~ Have a good rest~"

The next day, Shen An followed Gu Rou to the most luxurious shopping mall in the city.

As soon as she entered the door, Gu Rou went straight to the top brand counter, completely ignoring the labels with amazing prices.

"How about this one?"

Gu Rou picked up a shirt worth tens of thousands and asked casually.

Shen An suppressed his inner shock and smiled gently.

"Very good, Rourou has always had a good eye."

Gu Rou sneered.

"He never wore the clothes I bought for him in the past."

As she said, she picked up a few expensive suits and coats.

"Try them all today."

Shen An was pushed into the fitting room, constantly changing into various luxury brand clothes.

Every time he came out, Gu Rou would look carefully, and then said without hesitation: "Pack it up."

In just two hours, they spent an ordinary person's annual salary in this store.

The system teased in Shen An's mind: "Wow~ Host, you made a lot of money today~"

Next, Gu Rou took Shen An to visit jewelry stores, watch stores and leather goods stores.

Every item she picked up was priceless, as if she was picking cabbages casually.

"This watch is nice."

Gu Rou pointed to a limited edition watch and said.

"It just matches your clothes today."

Shen An glanced at the price and almost fainted.

"Rou Rou, this... this is too expensive..."

Gu Rou glanced at him coldly: "What? You don't like what I gave you?

Shen An quickly said: "No, no, I like it very much. Thank you, Rou Rou. "

Gu Rou nodded with satisfaction and said to the clerk: "Pack it up."

Just like that, Shen An's clothes became more and more expensive.

And Gu Rou didn't seem to stop.

The system said gloatingly: "Host, you are now priceless~"

Shen An responded helplessly in his heart.

"Priceless? She just needs an exquisite doll..."

After shopping, Gu Rou took Shen An and a pile of shopping bags out of the mall.

People passing by all looked at them sideways, envious of this "perfect couple".

At night.

Shen An slumped on the bed, looking around at the piles of luxury goods.

As a luxury, he finally opened his eyes today.

The system interrupted at the right time: "Host, are you going to open a store? Do you want me to help you calculate the total value?"

Shen An rolled his eyes: "Come on, I'm afraid I'll have a myocardial infarction after calculating."

"The price of any item here is probablyEnough potatoes for me to eat for a year. ""

He picked up a priceless suit

"Is this suit sewn with diamond thread? I'm afraid it will shine when I wear it!"

"Looking at the pile of famous watches, Shen An continued to complain: "Are these watches intended for me to wear as bracelets?"

"Five on one hand, and they can be used as percussion instruments when walking."

He picked up a pair of expensive leather shoes and said exaggeratedly.

"Wow, these shoes look more expensive than my last house!"

"Should I worship it and burn incense every day?"

The system said gloatingly: "Oh, host, isn't this good for you? At least you don't have to worry about what to wear~"

Shen An opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the mountains of luxury goods around him, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

He struggled to find a set of clothes from the "brand maze", and complained while wearing it.

"I'm afraid this shirt is made of angel feathers?"

"I dare not sweat, for fear of getting it dirty and having to pay for it in my next life. ”

“Host, you can’t do this~ You must cherish Miss Gu’s kindness~”

“Come on, I feel like a delicate toy now, ready to be manipulated at any time.”

After getting dressed, Shen An came to the restaurant.

Seeing that Gu Rou still didn’t come, he breathed a sigh of relief and was a little nervous: “I have to act alone again today...”

He carefully imitated the original owner’s dining habits, holding the fork in his right hand and cutting the food with his left hand.

The movements were so elegant that they seemed to be demonstrating table manners.

The system said with a smile.

“Wow~Host, your acting skills are good~ Just like a real nobleman~”

Shen An complained in his heart

“I bet that even if I sneeze, I have to consider the angle and volume. ”

He sipped the exquisite breakfast, but he was screaming in his heart.

"Oh my god, what kind of divine food is this?"

"I feel like I'm eating a work of art!"

"But to be honest, I just want a bowl of hot instant noodles..."

After the meal, Shen An wiped the corners of his mouth elegantly, but he was complaining wildly in his heart.

Finally, this torture is over!

Just then, the butler came to inform him of today's schedule.

Shen An forced a smile and nodded, but he was screaming in his heart.

"Help! When will this 'exquisite life' end!"

The butler came over with a serious face, holding a thick notebook in his hand.

"Master, this is your daily record book. Please be sure to record all your activities and feelings today in detail. "

Shen An took the notebook and almost laughed out loud.

On the cover was written "Shen An's Diary of Exquisite Life".

"Wow~ Isn't this too 'thoughtful'?"

Shen An complained in his heart, "I'm here to be a substitute for dog blood, not to write a girl's diary, okay?"

He opened the notebook, which was densely recorded:

"Today's mood: sunny."

"Breakfast preference: slightly burnt whole wheat bread."

"People met: Aunt Wang next door, smiled and nodded."

"Today's taste: salty."

"Newly discovered hobby: observing the shape of clouds."

Shen An roared wildly in his heart: "What the hell is this!"

He resisted the urge to overturn the table and smiled politely to the housekeeper: "Thank you, I will record it carefully. "

The housekeeper nodded with satisfaction and left.

Shen An looked at the notebook, wanting to cry but unable to cry: "System, help! Are all the people here sick?"

"How should I write such a crazy diary?"

The system gloated: "Haha, come on, host~"

He picked up the pen helplessly and began to record today's "exquisite life".