Black Myth: Journey to the West – Simulate Becoming Immortal!
Chapter 55 I'm married
[My name is Chen Xi. When you see this sentence, I am already dead...]
[I died on the wedding night, on the bride's bed.]
[Yes, I got married]
[But the bride is not a human, but a disgusting pig!]
"Hahaha"
"I didn't expect that Buddhists would have such a hobby?"
The Dragon King and the Buddha who broke the precepts seemed to be able to see the human skin paper.
They laughed loudly and mocked Chen Xi.
"Shut up!"
Chen Xi's face was ugly, and he grabbed the human skin paper and growled.
The self-talking appearance scared General Yin under him so much that his feet softened and he almost threw Chen Xi out.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, General Yin stabilized his body.
The Toad Spirit on the side saw this scene and immediately showed a gloating look.
"Oh my god, what's wrong with big brother?"
"You can even quarrel with yourself?"
General Yin muttered to himself, always feeling that his newly recognized big brother seemed a little unreliable.
Big brother is strong, but his brain doesn't seem to work well.
"Dead again"
Chen Xi stabilized his body, his face gloomy.
If it weren't for the human skin paper, which had saved his life several times, he would have doubted whether there was something wrong with this thing.
It would be fine if it wasn't simulated, but it would definitely die if it was simulated!
Even the way of death was strange, and this time it was even more outrageous, he died in bed!
Chen Xi never thought that he could get married and be a groom when he was planning to try his luck in Gao Laozhuang and join in the fun.
If it was just that, it would be fine.
After all, Chen Xi was not a real monk, but the key was that the bride was a demon, and a pig demon!
The same pig married and entered the bridal chamber, and died on the bed
Chen Xi's expression was quite interesting when he thought of this, and his mind was full of strange pictures.
He suppressed his thoughts and continued to look at it despite his nausea.
He wanted to see why he, in the human skin paper, was so depressed
[After leaving Guanyin Zen Temple, I continued to embark on the road to Lingshan Mountain in the West. ]
[On the way, I got the forbidden hoop from the black bear demon and met General Yin. ]
[We walked together and came to Gao Laozhuang. ]
[The whole Gao Laozhuang was quite lively with red silk and colorful lights. ]
[However, no matter how magnificent the decoration was, it could not cover up the smog here. ]
[There was always a disgusting smell of decay in the air. ]
[The rotten leaves and filth all over the ground seemed to have never been cleaned up. ]
[The villages in Gao Laozhuang were all fat pigs with big ears, bloated and dirty, and covered in dirt. ]
[They were like mountains of flesh, lying in filth, looking quite lazy. ]
[However, even so, it did not dispel the enthusiasm of the demons to marry into the family. ]
[The demons who received the invitation and came here were even inferior to the Dragon Gate Banquet! ]
[The demons gathered in Gao's mansion and boasted to each other. ]
[Each demon was confident that Miss Gao would definitely choose him as the groom. ]
[At this time, Master Gao appeared. ]
[Compared to the fat pigs in Gao Laozhuang, Master Gao looked skinny. ]
[Master Gao wore a black silk scarf, a Shu brocade, brown rice calf boots, and a black and green ribbon. ]
[He looked like a human being and quite kind. ]
[Master Gao greeted all kinds of demons with a smile, regardless of their ugliness, nobility or inferiority. ]
[The demons were quite impressed, and even I couldn't help but look at Master Gao differently. ]
[And at this moment, a demon exclaimed: Look, it's Miss Gao! ]
[Instantly, all the demons looked up. ]
[On the upper floor of Gao's house, a woman opened the window and looked at them. ] [For a moment, the demons who saw the woman's face took a breath of cold air! ]
[I also looked over at this moment, and couldn't help but stare at her for a few breaths. ]
[But I saw that woman, with a charming smile and beautiful eyes. ]
[There is no beauty in the world, she is a beautiful woman, and she is stunningly beautiful, and she is a demon in the world! ]
[But she is beautiful, but she still has some demon characteristics. ]
[Her ears are white, her nose is small, and she is actually a beautiful white pig girl! ]
[The demons were fascinated by her. ]
[Maybe it's because my appearance is too outstanding among the monsters. ]
[Miss Gao's beautiful eyes turned and she looked at me. ]
[The monsters around mistakenly thought that Miss Gao was in love with them, and they were all excited, howling like ghosts and wolves. ]
[Miss Gao and I looked at each other, and she smiled at me and nodded. ]
[I saw it, and I was aroused, and I had some good feelings for her]
Chen Xi looked at the contents on the human skin paper with a strange expression.
How beautiful is Miss Gao? Even if she has a pair of pig ears and a pig nose, she can still fascinate him?
Aroused?
No, no.
Chen Xi shook his head. He claimed to be clean and self-disciplined. It is impossible for him to be aroused by a single encounter!
This scene seemed to be affected.
Is it because Miss Gao is weird, or is it because of the broken precepts Buddha?
Chen Xi frowned. The Buddhist who broke his precepts was greedy and murderous, and also lustful!
He broke all the Buddhist precepts.
If it was because of breaking his precepts, it could be explained.
"Could it be that my bride is her?"
He muttered to himself and continued to read on.
["Cuilan is very anxious, your husband hasn't been chosen yet!\
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