Boyfriend For Hire

This day is bound to be included in the "Top 100 Wonderful Deeds of Hwaseong University".

The food street in Xiaodongmen is the most popular place for students to go. After the test of CET-4 and CET-6, it is full of students to celebrate. That night, the ambulance and police cars drove up humming, and the students thought that someone was fighting, and they didn't care about eating. They rushed to watch them enthusiastically.

As a result, I saw Yu Huaibo holding the hand of the emergency nurse and shouting loudly: "Doctor! Help me! My JJ is gone!!!"

The nurse flushed anxiously, and hurriedly supported him: "You get up...you get up first, we just checked you, and you don't lack any parts!"

"But my JJ is gone!!"

"it is at!"

"It's really gone!"

"It's really there!!!"

Beside Huaibo, there were a dozen tall boys. Someone recognized them as members of the school basketball team. Their faces were embarrassed. Some people covered their faces and others turned their heads. They really didn't want to get involved with Yu Huaibo. Helplessly, they are too tall and conspicuous. Someone who knows them talked to them and asked what happened.

In this way, things spread ten or ten, and everyone knew the reason for this farce. Then, with countless open mouths, Yu Huaibo's experience that night quickly spread throughout the campus.

Some people say that he was blocked in the alley by a woman who had played with him before and cut off JJ. Some people say that Yu Huaibo reported the case, but there was no surveillance in that alley, and there was no veterinary student named Dayong in the school. Others said that he had met him in the urology department of a certain hospital. He slapped the table and yelled at the doctor, blushing with a thick neck, and was taken out of the hospital by security guards...

After that day, Yu Huaibo just disappeared from the campus, and even the final course assessment did not appear.

No matter how many disturbances there are, these things have nothing to do with Meng Yufan.

After all, he and Yu Huaibo have nothing to do with each other, and he has only attended one English class.

...

"Master, catch it!"

On the lawn of the Dog Park, Meng Yufan threw a frisbee into the distance. The Golden Retriever, like an arrow from the string, quickly ran towards the place where the frisbee fell.

On the bench by the lawn, Yang Xiao shivered and hid herself in the down jacket. Her illness was not clear yet. Tang Shuge insisted that she should go out for more exercise, so he pushed her out of the house and walked the dog with Meng Yufan.

Yang Xiao knew in his heart that Tang Shuge's main purpose was to match her and Meng Yufan, and to give them more opportunities to get along with each other and deepen their understanding.

However, Yang Xiao felt that the understanding between them was already deep-although it was the kind of "understanding" on the bed.

As for the spiritual understanding... Forget it, not to mention it.

Yang Xiao simply emptied his brain and focused only on the silly dogs and silly people on the lawn.

The Great Sage was very clever, and soon caught up with the Frisbee, and ran back with his mouth in his mouth.

Meng Yufan touched his dog, rewarded him with a piece of dried meat, and took out a squeaking toy ball from his backpack, and played a catching game with Dasheng.

Obviously it was nine cold days, but the boy was sweating profusely and couldn't even wear his coat.

"Yu Fan, you let Dasheng play with other dogs for a while." Yang Xiao patted the chair beside him, "You take a rest and watch you get hot."

Meng Yufan immediately ran back to Yang Xiao and sat on the bench side by side with her.

With the smell of hot sunlight on the boy, Yang Xiao handed over a tissue and asked him to wipe his sweat.

"Sister Xiaoxiao, thank you." Meng Yufan accepted it obediently.

"Now it's changed to'Sister Xiaoxiao'?" Yang Xiao raised her eyebrows. "Did you call'Yang Xiao' that day, didn't you call it smoothly?"

"..." Meng Yufan's face flushed instantly.

In the alley that night, Meng Yufan deliberately changed his name to Yang Xiao in order to prove that he was a "man" and not just a "boy".

Looking back now... it is really overwhelming.

Yang Xiao knew that he was thin-skinned, and after teasing him a few words, he changed the subject: "Yu Huaibo didn't bother you, right?"

"No, there is no surveillance in that alley. He doesn't even know who made it." Meng Yufan was very proud. "He hasn't appeared for a long time. I asked someone to ask. He didn't return to the University of Foreign Languages. , I heard that I took a long-term sick leave and went to see'that aspect' of the illness."

Yang Xiao nodded when he heard the words, and calmly spit out four words: "The blame is on your own."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the boy looking at her with twinkling eyes, exactly like the great sage who prayed for snacks.

"..." Yang Xiao naturally knew what he was curious about and asked, "Do you really want to know the story between me and him?"

"Story? No, no, no!" Meng Yufan immediately shook his head and said seriously, "There is no story between you and the scum, only accidents!!!"

"Puff..." Yang Xiao couldn't help but was amused by him, and he didn't know where he learned the glib tongue.

Before, Yang Xiao had never told Meng Yufan about her past, because she hoped that in his eyes, she would always be strong and excellent, rather than a weak person who was deceived by a scumbag. But now... she doesn't think so.

On the one hand, she has truly walked out of Yu Huaibo's shadow and can talk about the past with a smile; on the other hand, she also wants to open the door to let Meng Yufan see who she is.

"Actually, there are not so many twists and turns between me and him." After a while of silence, Yang Xiao finally said, "This is a very boring story. If it weren't for me to discover his true face, I'm afraid this time, here..." She pointed to her left ring finger, "There will be one more little thing."

As she said, this is indeed a very boring story. It only took Yang Xiao a few minutes to finish narrating the experience-on the day of the first anniversary, she found that the other party had cheated on thirty-four boats.

It turned out that she was only "one thirty-fourth" from beginning to end.

"So, I decided to give him a mental shadow for a lifetime." While talking, Yang laughed and pointed in his palms, making a gesture of raising a knife and falling, "Isn't he loves to mate, loves to fuck? Then I will let him He became an eunuch, a JJ decoration all his life."

If you want to ask Yang Xiao how he feels now, just one word-cool!

It's so — cool — it!

Shaking off these dirty things in his heart in one breath, Yang Xiao felt as if he was lighter by a dozen catties.

She looked at the boy beside her and asked, "Do you think I'm scary?"

"Of course not." Meng Yufan shook his head and said seriously, "I only regret not beating him a few times that day."

Yu Huaibo was really blind. He had the best girl in the world, but he cruelly asked her to be "one thirty-fourth"; Meng Yufan only wanted her to be "one hundred percent", and he was willing to do it for her. Send a complete heart.

Meng Yufan asked: "So on the day we first met, you hired me to go home because you found Yu Huaibo cheating?"

"Yes." Yang Xiao said helplessly, "that day was the Mid-Autumn Festival. I had agreed with my parents that I would take my boyfriend back to see the parents. As a result, my boyfriend was gone, so I could only hire a fake boyfriend."

From this point of view, Yu Huaibo could be regarded as the "monthly old" between them.

"Because of this incident, I understand a truth--" Yang Xiao flicked her long hair with her fingers, and the tail was wrapped around her fingertips. She looked at the boy's eyes and whispered, "-- Money is always more reliable than love. When my money can buy love, I don’t need love anymore."

When she spoke, the tail sound was raised high, as if she was tempting him, but her cold eyes seemed to be refusing to approach him.

Unfortunately, she ran into a "boyfriend" who would never play cards according to common sense.

Meng Yufan blurted out: "Then I will return the money to you!"

"……what?"

"I'll give you all the money you hired me for," he also looked into her eyes directly, and said in a confident tone like a primary school student answered 11=2, "This way you will know that I am more reliable than money!"

"..."

Yang Xiao was speechless again.

She laughed and asked him, "You give me all the money, what about your living expenses?"

"It doesn't matter, I still have the prize for the competition!" Meng Yufan actually calculated with his fingers, "Our school covers board and lodging, tuition and miscellaneous fees for physical students, and outstanding students can also apply for scholarships. I did not apply this year. But next year will definitely be fine! And the CUBA regional qualifiers are about to end. We are now the first in points, and the top two in the region can qualify. After qualifying, the school will give rewards..."

Yang Xiao grabbed his hand and snapped those stubbornly upright fingers back: "Okay, okay, I know you are not short of money."

"So Xiaoxiao sister, don't worry." Meng Yufan held her hand instead and said confidently, "I am with you, not for your money."

"..." Yang Xiao thought with a headache, why did she think they had taken the wrong script?

When the two were chatting, there was a loud dog barking from the lawn in the distance.

Between the barking of the dog, there was also a male voice yelling: "Xiao Di, no! You come down! You can't ride!!"

Meng Yufan raised his ears and immediately stood up alertly, frowning and looking at the lawn.

From a distance, I saw a few dogs in the middle of the lawn, not knowing what happened. In the center of the dog group, there is a bright bright yellow.

Yang Xiao just remembered that they were too engaged in chatting and forgot about the Great Sage! ! !

Isn't it a fight?

The two rushed to the dog group. As they approached, the dog group gradually dispersed. Each owner took his dog away, leaving only a large golden retriever with a tail in the middle of the lawn... With Teddy on his lap.

Seeing the master coming, the Great Sage made a very innocent whimper from his throat, and a very human expression of grievance appeared on the dog's face.

On its right hind leg, a miniature teddy dog ​​is holding its heel, desperately...shrugging his lower body.

Yang Xiao: "..."

There was "ant tripping elephant" in ancient times and "Teddy Day Golden Retriever" today. Yang Xiao, the unscrupulous owner, immediately laughed and coughed.

That Teddy looked the size of two slaps, and weighed about three or four catties. Fortunately, the great sage is docile and has a good temper.

Little Teddy had a pink collar around his neck, and a long, thin dog chain was connected to the hand of a boy next to him.

The boy was immature and had two pimples on his face. He was still a high school student, his face flushed with shame, and he kept pulling on Little Teddy's collar.

But Teddy clung to the golden retriever's hind legs. Regardless of the cute and exquisite figure of the Teddy dog, it is actually an out-and-out SQ mad, and a red-colored cylinder quickly stretched out between the two hind legs.

The master Teddy asked blankly: "Why is there a lipstick there?"

Yang Xiao hurriedly covered her mouth, for fear that she would laugh out loud.

She kicked Meng Yufan and urged him: "Why are you still in a daze? Hurry up and save our son."

Only then did Meng Yufan react, and rushed forward, took the little Teddy dog ​​by the nape of the neck, peeled it off the golden retriever's hind legs, and put it aside on the ground.

Seeing the master coming, the Great Sage whimpered aggrievedly, his dog's eyes were tearful, and he rushed into Meng Yufan's arms.

The big guy over sixty catties slammed his head into the boy's chest. Fortunately, he was so strong that he could fully hug it and make it a little PUPPY.

"Hey, good, it's okay." Meng Yufan hugged it and patted it on the back.

The high school boy held the little Teddy and bowed and apologized, saying that he hadn't watched the puppy, which caused everyone trouble.

Yang Xiao didn’t need to be angry with a child. She smiled indifferently: “It’s okay, you just pay attention next time. However, not all big dogs are as docile as golden retrievers. If they meet other dogs, they will rush up like this. , It is very likely to be bitten by a big dog."

"...Thank you, I must pay attention."

When Yang Xiao spoke, the little boy kept staring at Yang Xiao's eyes, and his face gradually turned red.

"That..." he suddenly took out his cell phone and stammered, "Sister, your dog is not injured, let's add a friend, if your dog needs medical treatment, I will pay for it!"

Yang Xiao moved in his heart and guessed something, and immediately replied: "It's very skinny and doesn't require medical treatment."

The boy looked at her with scorching eyes, and bravely handed the phone closer again: "Isn't it just to expand the column?"

What does the expansion column mean?

Yang Xiao didn't understand, but it didn't affect her understanding of the boy.

When the boy asked her for her contact information for the first time, she thought she had thought too much; but now it seems that the boy really wanted to "soak" her.

Please-how old is he?

Is it true that she is so skillful and youthful that she fascinated a high school boy who met for the first time? Tsk tusk, when she goes home, she will immediately brag to Tang Shuge that she harvested the youth love song of an innocent high school student today!

Yang Xiao didn't take the little boy's courtship to heart. The seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy fell in love with her at first sight today, and will fall in love with other girls at first sight tomorrow.

She held back a smile and asked him, "Little classmate, do you want your sister's phone number so much? Do you know how old your sister is?"

"It's okay, I don't mind!" The boy's eager look was too much like the little Teddy in his arms, "I don't mind the love of sisters and brothers!"

"--Hold on."

Meng Yufan interrupted their conversation with a ferocious expression. At his feet, the golden retriever, who had always been docile, was in touch with him, and unexpectedly barked a row of fangs, and barked at the Teddy ferociously.

Meng Yufan stepped forward and put his arms around Yang Xiao's soft waist, his death eyes locked on the high school boy who didn't know the height of the sky.

Just listen to him coldly: "Don't you mind?... But I do."