Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

On the mountain.

Many nearby villagers heard that a little girl under 5 years old caught a wild boar, and they all came up the mountain to watch the excitement.

They wanted to see what kind of child could catch a big and ferocious wild boar.

You know, even a domestic pig can hardly be caught without 4 or 5 adult men

Not to mention a wild boar.

Several aunties smiled enthusiastically.

——"This little girl is so powerful?!"

——"She is a city child after all, so she is smart! She can catch such a big wild boar, her family is really lucky~"

...

Under the crowd's onlookers and noise.

Several professionals from the Forestry Bureau struggled to rescue the wild boar from the pit.

Fortunately, it was not intentional, and the mastermind was a 7-year-old child, so it was all right.

Only verbal criticism and education were given.

Xiaoxiao and Xiao Yang lowered their heads and accepted the criticism.

Xiao Yang turned to Xiao Xiao with a bitter face, made a pouting expression, and whispered:

"No food to eat tonight~"

Xiao Xiao heard it.

Thinking about the meat in her mouth was gone.

How could she go hungry at night?

She looked up instantly and shouted to the people in the working group beside her.

"Uncle, this big fat pig has been released, what about my pork?"

The staff member was at a loss:

You still want to eat it?

The surrounding villagers heard Xiao Xiao's question from the bottom of their hearts and laughed.

"Little friend, you still want to eat pork? It's good that the police uncle didn't find your father to fine you."

"Hey, why don't you give the child dinner yet? Let's go to grandpa's house to eat. Grandpa's house is in the village at the foot of the mountain."

Xiao Xiao shook her head and refused to speak to the fellow villager.

She still asked the staff of the program group for pork.

"I caught a pig, why can't I eat pork tonight, compensate me for the pig..."

A child doesn't understand what is illegal or not, she only knows that she worked hard to dig a hole for an afternoon.

After catching a pig, it was taken away by others, and she had nothing.

There is no dinner yet.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Xiaoxiao's distressed look, and their hearts were broken.

——"Oh, auntie's little cutie, don't cry, I feel so sad."

——"This is clearly the fault of the program team. Xiaoxiao has hunted, why don't you give her a pig and food? Too much!"

——"That's right, if the program team doesn't give Xiaoxiao a pig, I will go to the program team official."

——"+1 above. I want to go too. Whoever makes my online daughter sad, I will go to his official."

Director Wang looked at the comments of the audience in the live broadcast room.

The brows that had just been stretched out wrinkled into a pile again.

Take out the mobile phone from the clothes bag.

Contact the staff on the scene.

"Buy~"

"Go to the fellow villager's house and buy a domestic pig for Xiaoxiao."

The whole nation is watching, so he can't be so stingy.

Soon.

With the sound of the tractor "beep~" and a strong smell of diesel.

A white, fat, not-too-big domestic pig was brought to the crowd.

Yangyang cheered first.

"Wow, a big fat pig, a big fat pig. Will we have pork to eat tonight?"

Ding Li patted his son and said with a smile: "This is for Xiaoxiao and Xiaoyang, not for us."

Yangyang pouted and became unhappy immediately after saying that.

Chaochao, who was sitting next to him, adjusted his glasses and said with emotion.

"Wow, this is what a domestic pig looks like."

He had only seen pork cut into pieces in the refrigerator.

He had never seen a living pig like this.

Today he had learned a lot, seeing both wild boars and domestic pigs, and the images in textbooks and cartoons looked like real things.

Xiao Yang blinked his eyes, feeling that the program team was not that simple.

After thinking for a while, he looked at the fellow villager who was dragging the piglets and drove away on the tractor.

He thought of ~

This pig is a complete pig.

It's still alive. How can you eat it without killing it?

At this time.

The staff of the program team said: "Xiaoxiao, this is the pig compensated to you by the working group. Do you think it's okay?"

Xiaoxiao nodded happily:

"Yes, yes, there will be meat to eat tonight."

However, the staff smiled awkwardly and continued: "But there is a problem. The butcher in this village is not here today. No one can kill pigs."

Xiaoxiao was stunned when he heard it, and he didn't react for a long time.

Among the onlookers, someone spoke up.

"Yes, the butcher in the village seems to have gone to visit relatives with his wife recently, and no one is killing pigs."

"Oh, killing pigs is a technical job. No one can do it except the butcher."

"Don't sayThe pig is being slaughtered. Look at this pig weighing over 100 kilograms. It takes some skill to hold it down. I don't think we can eat this pig."

Xiaoxiao realized what the fellow villager said.

She couldn't eat pork today.

She walked to Xiao Yang's side.

Holding the corner of his clothes with two small hands, she looked up at his face with grievance and asked:

"Dad, what should we do?"

"We still can't eat pork tonight."

Xiao Yang reached out and touched Xiaoxiao's head, saying: "Huh, my pork can still run away?"

Xiaoxiao looked up: "Huh?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said: "It depends on your dad."

Then he grinned at the staff, raised his head and said: "I'll do it. ”

In the last episode, Xiao Yang got the pig-killing skill rewarded by the system.

Now it’s time to use it.

Staff: ???

Fathers in each group: ???

Audience: ???

Director: ???!!

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately boiled.

——"What? Live pig-killing? Exciting!"

——"Fuck, is this true? A father who is like a young boy born in the 2000s can kill pigs? !"

——"No, can Xiao Yang do it? Don't pretend to know just to eat meat."

——"I don't believe it. Xiao Yang can kill pigs, and I will perform eating shit."

——"Upstairs, is it true? !"

Not only the audience was boiling.

The fellow villagers watching the scene also began to talk about it.

"Young man, killing a pig is not just stabbing the pig. There is a lot of knowledge in it. Don't be impulsive. ”

“That’s right, that’s right. This pig weighs more than 200 pounds. You are such a skinny young man, you can’t do it.”

“Young man, you come from the city and you can kill pigs? Don’t lie to me.”

There are even young rural girls who are curious about this tall, handsome and fashionable guy. They stare at him without blinking.

They almost say “Come on”.

Xiao Yang smiled as the crowd watched.

“Fellow villagers, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, don’t worry.”

“I can’t press it, but don’t I have you guys? "

After that, he asked the staff to prepare a few thick hemp ropes.

A long bench,

A large basin.

A long knife.

And a pot of boiling water to scald the pig hair.

Now, few of the villagers around him doubted it.

They all thought, young man, you are professional.

Then, Xiao Yang put on a disposable raincoat for fear that the blood would stain his clothes.

This image is very much like a perverted murderer.

At this time.

The pigs in the iron cage began to get nervous.

"Bang... Bang..."

Knocked on the cage.

Everyone waited and watched, concentrating.

The photographer was beside Xiao Yang, and his blood was boiling at this time.

He had never filmed a pig-killing scene before.

At this moment, he did not dare to be distracted at all, for fear of missing any wonderful moments.

Audience:

——" I have to say that everything Xiao Yang prepared was quite professional and looked like it. ”

——“Fuck, watching a parent-child variety show and seeing pigs being slaughtered, exciting! Good to watch, love watching!”

More and more viewers entered the live broadcast room.

In front of the video.

Director Wang was also quietly waiting, Xiao Yang, is it possible?