Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

The bedroom was filled with a warm and cozy atmosphere.

The yellowish halo of the night light gently sprinkled on the bedside and on the body of a sleeping beauty.

The fluffy and messy hair made Ye Qiuli look a little more lazy and charming.

It also made Qingcheng's face look quite sweet.

Looking at her SpongeBob pajamas, her charm was destroyed, but she was more cute.

Xiao Mu smiled silently and climbed onto the bed.

He quietly approached her and buried his head in Brother Qiu's arms.

Almost at the moment when Xiao Mu came up, Ye Qiuli opened her eyes.

The night light at the head of the bed reflected her jade-like face and the blush on her cheeks.

But her eyes did not dodge, there were waves in them, looking at him softly.

"Awake?"

Xiao Mu nudged his face and almost cried out in comfort.

"Do you want to breastfeed?" Ye Qiuli smiled foolishly.

"Don't talk, have some shame!"

Xiao Mu's old face turned red, and he was too embarrassed to see anyone.

"Haha..."

Ye Qiu'er laughed and learned to tease, "Do you love Brother Qiu?"

"Oh, don't say such hurtful words."

Xiao Mu laughed, "We are an old couple, and you are still so hypocritical."

"Who wants to be an old couple with you?"

Ye Qiu'er patted his dog head and smiled with his eyes narrowed, like a crescent moon, "You can't get married now."

"Can you blame me for this?"

Xiao Mu was dissatisfied, "I also want to grow up quickly, and then play the game of eagle catching chickens with Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiu'er: ? ? ?

Is this game of eagle catching chickens serious?

She suspected that he was driving, but there was no evidence.

Looking back, although Xiao Mu often talked nonsense, he was happy to be with him, and he would laugh for no reason.

"Stinky treasure."

Ye Qiuli patted his back gently and whispered, "There is a question."

"What?"

"How do you make others happy?"

Ye Qiuli asked with a smile.

"I don't know about women." Xiao Mu murmured.

"What about men?"

"Men..."

Xiao Mu thought for a while, "If you want your girlfriend to be happy, you have to make money, if you want your parents to be happy, you have to be safe, if you want your children to be happy, you have to be a slave, if you want your friends to be happy, you have to be the host, if you want your boss to be happy, you have to be a cow and a horse, if you want to be happy, you have to do... SPA."

Ye Qiuli:...

Originally, listening to the words of the stinky treasure, it was quite pitiful for the boy.

But the latter sentence...He wants to do SPA?

"Strangle you to death!"

Ye Qiuli gritted her teeth and strangled his neck.

"Haha...Brother Qiu, I was wrong, I won't do it anymore."

Xiao Mu laughed, "I'm just a college student with a dirty heart but no courage."

After that, he was like a piglet, pushing and pulling in Brother Qiu's arms and begging for mercy.

Looking at him acting like a spoiled child in her arms, Ye Qiuling was angry, amused, and helpless.

What are the things that girls only know after they have a boyfriend?

When your boyfriend acts like a spoiled child, your body becomes weak!

"The last question."

Although she forgave him, Ye Qiuling still threw him a fatal question, "If a girl who is better than Brother Qiu appears, what will you do?"

"..."

Xiao Mu was honest and weak, "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

"What is a lie?" Ye Qiuling was surprised.

"Of course I choose Brother Qiu." Xiao Mu smiled.

"What about the truth?" Ye Qiuling narrowed her eyes.

"The truth is that this question does not exist at all."

Xiao Mu said in a light tone, "Because if it exists, there is already an answer. The girl who came up with this question has changed her heart... Brother Qiu saw it on the Internet, right?"

"Ah?"

Ye Qiuling looked innocent, "How do you know it's a girl and that it's on the Internet?"

"Brother Qiu would never think of such a question." Xiao Mu was amused by her.

"Why?" Ye Qiuli was curious.

"Because this question appeared a long time ago, and it was quite popular on the Internet at that time."

Xiao Mu stretched out his arms, hugged Qiu Ge in his arms, and kissed her forehead, "At that time, a girl asked online that she liked two boys at the same time and asked netizens how to choose?"

Ye Qiuli's eyebrows frowned.

This girl is not right!

"Then a netizen answered her, choose the second one."

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "The girl was very curious and unconvinced, so she asked this netizen, you don't even ask what the two boys are like, what conditions, what situation, why do you want me to choose the second one?"

Ye Qiuli's beautiful eyes flashed a trace of coldness.

That look seemed to say: idiot!

"Then the netizen said hehe, if you change your mind, just say you change your mind, why say you like two at the same time?"

Xiao Mu's mouth corners curled up, "If you really like the first one, how can there be a second one, and how can you ask such a question online with a licking face?"

I still remember that Tianya Forum exploded because of this question at that time.

The man and woman fought fiercely, and many onlookers watched.

The reason was that the girl sued the netizen, saying that he humiliated women.

Can you believe it?

Later, the girl's question evolved into various versions.

Just like the fatal question that Brother Qiu just asked.

This is why Xiao Mu said: This question does not exist at all. If it exists, there will be an answer. The person who asked the question has changed his mind!

"I'm sorry."

Ye Qiuling snuggled in his arms and murmured.

"What are you apologizing for?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "Read less poisonous chicken soup in the future. What are you learning? That thing is not suitable for you. Did you hear me?"

"Oh."

Ye Qiuli was obedient and hummed in his arms, "Then will you be good to Brother Qiu in the future?"

"Of course."

Xiao Mu patted his chest and promised, "Buy whatever you want, have whatever you want to eat, even if you want to eat tiger, I will get you one to taste the saltiness."

Ye Qiuli looked at him quietly, "Stinky treasure."

"Hmm?"

"Brother Qiu wants to eat tiger."

Xiao Mu:...

The expression began to freeze, and he felt that the most embarrassing thing in his life had been added.

Don't brag in front of your girlfriend in the future, it will be a social death!

"What tiger to eat? Eating that thing will make you angry."

Xiao Mu shamelessly picked up the giggling Brother Qiu, "Let's go and have a midnight snack."

The young couple went to the kitchen.

The laughter and the collision of pots and pans were intertwined.

"Brother Qiu."

Xiao Mu hugged her slender waist from behind.

"What?"

Ye Qiuli asked with a smile while cooking noodles.

"It's spring."

Xiao Mu winked and snickered.

"Then what?" Ye Qiuli didn't understand.

"They say spring is the season when everything comes back to life, and small animals start looking for mates."

Xiao Mu laughed, "Do you know what they do when they look for mates?"

"..."

Ye Qiuli's cheeks were rouge.

She reached out and silently picked up the kitchen knife.

Xiao Mu:...

He almost knelt down and said: Lady, I was wrong.

For the first time, he hated violence so much.

Really!