Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

On the road outside the Ministry of National Security building.

Xiao Mu sat on Dao Yazi in an inconspicuous manner.

So tired.

That kind of tiredness is not physical, but mental.

And this kind of mental fatigue cannot be solved even if he has an extraordinary body.

Xiao Mu now urgently needs the warm embrace of a gentle elder sister to heal him.

certainly.

He will never admit that he is a sister-control + bottle-control heretic!

suddenly.

"Handsome boy, have we met somewhere?"

Several young ladies appeared in front of them, looking at Xiao Mu's face with a pair of fiery eyes, "Can you add me on WeChat?"

"Girl, your pick-up routine is too low, you need to improve it."

Xiao Mu shook his head, "I have a beloved concubine at home, and I'm so scared that I don't dare to send her WeChat messages."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The girls laughed wildly and wanted to continue chatting.

But the next second, their expressions froze.

He stared blankly behind Xiao Mu.

A pair of soft hands hugged Xiao Mu's neck from behind.

"Is your beloved concubine so scary?"

Ye Qiugu's voice is as smooth as silk, and every word is gentle.

But at this moment, he was gnashing his teeth, baring his little tiger teeth, wanting to bite something.

"Ah this..."

Xiao Mu's eyes rolled around, "Brother Qiu, you heard me wrong. She is a cute, sweet, gentle and virtuous good sister."

Dominated by a strong desire to survive, he had no choice but to speak without conscience.

"I just finished sending a message to Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiu said angrily, "Why is the person missing?"

"That's because the Internet says that men shouldn't be too proactive, as they can easily become clowns and annoy others."

Xiao Mu kept smiling, "So I have to learn to be hot and cold so that I can control you."

"yes?"

Ye Qiugu bit his lip and said fiercely, "Don't force Brother Qiu to slap you!"

Xiao Mu: (╥﹏╥)

Why does Brother Qiu seem to be a little involved in terrorism after he stopped being afraid of society?

I finally understand why men can become soldiers at the age of eighteen.

But you have to be twenty-two to get married.

The enemy is nothing.

When a woman puts on stockings, she is a terrorist!

"Apologize?"

Ye Qiuguo hugged him, pouted, and bit his ear.

This scene shocked several young people passing by.

I wanted to kick Xiao Mu away and yell: Let go of that girl and let me do it!

"No way, absolutely impossible."

Xiao Mu stiffened his neck and said, "Orcs will never be slaves, real men will never apologize, and you can't say anything, so you can love whatever you want."

"Really?"

Ye Qiukuo leaned his head over and groaned, "What if I apologize but have black stockings?"

"..."

Xiao Mu's eyes suddenly became clear, and he turned around and hugged Ye Qiugao, "Brother Qiu, I was wrong. I like Brother Qiu the most."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu smiled so brightly that his flower branches trembled, and he patted his head, "Where was your toughness just now?"

Smelly Bao really knows how to apologize!

"I told you, I'm an orc, and I'm Brother Qiu's ox and horse."

Xiao Mu held her on his lap and kissed Brother Qiu on the cheek, "Just give her something to eat."

Here comes the problem.

What do you have to feed the cows and horses?

"snort."

Ye Qiugu coquettishly asked, "Can the orcs kiss me?"

"Why not?"

Xiao Mu smiled mischievously, "If our love lasts for a long time, it won't be like flying between birds and beasts."

hateful.

For the sake of black silk stockings, I have to avoid their sharp edges!

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiugu was so amused that the flower branches trembled, and she kissed his forehead.

"Brother Qiu, I suddenly want to kiss you."

"Why?"

"The main reason is that I just returned to China and wanted to express my homesickness."

Such niche flirting... Ye Qiuchao narrowed his eyes with a smile.

Although she was a little shy, she still kissed his lips.

on the street.

Passersby looked at the young couple kissing.

Envy, jealousy, all kinds of looks.

In the world of Xiao Mu and Ye Qiukuo, no one cares about other people's eyes.

That’s why find someone who is on the same page!

…

As night falls, everything is silent.

The setting sun is like a shy girl, quietly hiding behind the mountain.

The world is covered by a mysterious black veil...

Xiao Mu put his arm around Ye Qiugu's thin waist and walked into the night market.

They watched the crowds of people and the fireworks in the world.

Shopping for more than half an hour.

Came to a barbecue restaurant.

With Xiao Mu around, Ye Qiuguo wasn't so afraid of strangers.

Talk to the waiter and take your order in a decent manner.

"Ten skewers of mutton, ten skewers of beef, two large kidneys, five enoki mushrooms, a bottle of Qingdao... and raw garlic, which we peel ourselves."

Xiao Mu looked at this scene with a smile.

In the past, he taught Brother Qiu how to eat barbecue deliciously.

For example: if you eat meat without garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half.

Ye Qiuguo remembered it.

Later, every time I had barbecue, I would ask for some raw garlic.

Watching her peeling garlic, Xiao Mu felt filled with a sense of accomplishment.

It's a pity that Brother Qiu's social anxiety will only become normal when he is with him.

"My beloved concubine, please give it to me."

Xiao Mu smiled and pointed at the beer, "Drink some beer."

"Too lazy."

Ye Qiuguo pursed his lips and gave him a clean look.

He said this with his mouth, but his body was very honest.

Picking up the bottle and pouring him wine, he smiled and said, "You were able to recite a poem last time when you smoked. Can you do the same when you drink beer?"

"I am a vulgar warrior, how can I recite poems and write poems correctly?"

Xiao Mu felt weak.

Let a killing machine recite poetry, Brother Qiu must be crazy!

"hurry up."

Ye Qiugu's tone was slightly coquettish, and his voice became hoarse.

Xiao Mu's scalp became numb and his bones began to feel numb.

Alas, I am still too good.

Like a firefly in the darkness, Brother Qiu found the light!

"Let me think about it."

Xiao Mu tilted his head and thought for a while, "The two bottles formed a shadow and drank the cold beer. The bitter wine entered my intestines and recalled the late night. I drank all the emotions in one drink and looked at the world with a drunken smile... okay?"

Ye Qiumao: (⊙_⊙)

Regardless of whether it is neat or not, it only takes a moment to come up with a poem.

What’s scary is that he’s writing poetry in beer.

Beer!

"Don't envy me too much."

I pretended to be a big dick in front of Brother Qiu. Xiao Mu was so proud that he said, "After working in any industry for a long time, you will become very good at it. For example, I have been single for 18 years. I can smell the air on the road and know how many girls have passed by. And I can also distinguish the unmarried ones." , married, divorced, or widowed. Of course, if you can give me some time, I can still detect gynecological diseases.”

Ye Qiuguan:......

This, this is too bragging, right?

"Brother Qiu, do you think I'm great?"

Xiao Mu hugged her waist while laughing.

"I don't know if it's powerful or not."

Ye Qiugao couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "I'm a little envious."

"Do you envy my talent and my eloquence?"

Xiao Mu winked, "A witty one?"

"No."

Ye Qiuguo covered his mouth and smiled, "I envy your shamelessness!"

Xiao Mu:......

I just like this kind of girl who knows everything and talks about everything.

Just wait and see how I deal with you little devil tonight!