Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Put down the invitation.

Looking at Ye Wu's arrogant and complacent expression, Xiao Mu wanted to give him an electric cannon.

This guy is so arrogant, so angry!

"Don't envy me."

Ye Wu took out a cigarette and handed it to his little brother, smiling, "Sooner or later you can be as good as me."

I report that this person is too pretentious... Xiao Mu looked disgusted, "Why don't you go to heaven when you are so good, what are you doing in the mortal world?"

"..."

Ye Wu rolled his eyes, "You are a dog, will it be good for you if I die?"

"Actually, I can help you take care of your sister-in-law."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "I can do it."

"Get lost!"

Ye Wu laughed and scolded, "Anyway, you are envious."

Well, this wave of brother-in-law has reached the atmosphere... Xiao Mu curled his lips, "What a complacent."

"Haha..."

Ye Wu continued to laugh arrogantly.

Finally, I can step on my little brother, how can I not be proud.

"How much do you prepare for the bride price?" Xiao Mu asked.

At their level, the gift is just a token of appreciation.

But I am indeed curious about how much gift my brother-in-law prepared.

"Speaking of the gift, I am very puzzled."

Ye Wu had a constipated expression on his face, "Do you think a man is cheap? He has to give the woman a gift before he can call the woman's father dad. Spending so much money to buy a father?"

"Haha... Seeing you, I finally understand a truth."

Xiao Mu almost burst out laughing, "Not all mentally ill people live in mental hospitals, there are also wild ones."

Is my brother-in-law a patient who escaped from a mental hospital?

Ye Wu: (￣ω￣;)

I really want to beat him up, it's urgent!

"Actually, I have a question too."

Xiao Mu asked his brother-in-law, "You and Sister Fang have been childhood sweethearts since you were young. Do you feel too familiar with each other after you got together? Do you still have that feeling of being in love?"

Ye Wu was stunned, "I saw someone ask this question on the Internet at the beginning."

"After being with someone you like for a few years, do you really still like them? Is there still passion?"

"I felt guilty for some reason at the time."

"Why?" Xiao Mu was surprised.

"No kidding."

Ye Wu smiled and said, "Sister Fang and I have known each other since we were young. We can be called childhood sweethearts, but we are more like siblings."

"Especially since we grew up in the same yard and have many common friends, we have been teased a lot since we were young."

"At that time, my friends said that we were a young couple, and they also laughed at Sister Fang and said that she was my child bride."

"I still remember that year when I was in the third grade of junior high school. One day, when I saw Sister Fang smiling gently at me, my heart beat wildly for no reason. Later I realized that it was heartbeat."

"When Sister Fang took my hand and walked together, my heart would also beat wildly, and that was also heartbeat."

"Sister Fang went When I was in the army, I hugged her and refused to let her go, and I was also moved... "

"But later she became a guard, and I joined the National Security Bureau. When we met again, I don't know why, I no longer had the same feeling as before."

"The feeling of sitting together and leaning against each other when we were young, she was laughing and I was also grinning, is also gone."

"For a while, I wondered if I didn't like Sister Fang anymore, and I was quite confused."

"Until one day, I had dinner with a brother who used to live in the yard. My brother asked me jokingly, what about your child bride? Have you lost contact with her?"

"At that time, I blurted out How is it possible? We have a good relationship and will definitely get married in the future. "

"When I finished saying this, I was stunned, and the brother was also stunned. Then my brother's eyes changed when he looked at me, and he was surprised and envious. "

"He also told me that all the young couples in the yard who were once favored had broken up, and no one was together. "

"It was only then that I realized how rare it was for Sister Fang and I to be together since childhood. We were childhood sweethearts that people envied. "

"Later, I realized that I was just like an idiot. It wasn't that I didn't feel moved, but it was me who was so fucking I forgot some things in the past, and I almost lost my love. "

"Then I tried my best to think about the past with Sister Fang, the memories of being together, the trivial things, and recalled the memories of the past bit by bit. "

"I also thought of a sentence I once heard... Never think that you don't like someone after liking them for a long time. When the love begins to fade, the real feelings have just begun. "

Ye Wu smoked a cigarette with a smile, "When I remembered all the things in the past, when I saw Sister Fang again, the heart-beating feeling before appeared again. "

Some people want to love while walking.

Some people also blocked the crowds of people!

"You are so lucky."

Xiao Mu looked at his brother-in-law with a happy face and laughed.

I still remember that a student asked the teacher in high school: Teacher, what is love?

The teacher was stunned for a long time at that time, and told the students with warm eyes: One day you will find that what you want is not love, nor the opposite sex, but a soul that can communicate!

"Of course."

Ye Wu winked, "How do you feel now?"

"Feeling?"

Xiao Mu had a MMP expression on his face, "I practiced shooting by peeing at the age of four, killed people everywhere at the age of ten, was unrivaled in the world at the age of eighteen, and ate dog food from you and Sister Fang at the age of nineteen, and almost died in a foreign land!"

"Hahahaha..."

Ye Wu laughed, feeling satisfied and happy with this wave of pretense.

But he didn't see the corners of Xiao Mu's mouth rise, outlining a playful yet flattering smile.

My uncle is getting married after all, so make him happy and treat it as a gift.

"By the way, let me ask you something."

Ye Wu suddenly looked a little embarrassed, "Does my sister usually bully you?"

"What do you mean?" Xiao Mu smiled.

"that is……"

Ye Wu's face turned red, "Will Qiu Kuo beat you?"

"puff!"

Xiao Mu laughed completely, "I suggest you live in Fengtian from now on."

"Why?" Ye Wu looked confused and confused.

"Because the only domestic violence shelter center for men in Dragon Kingdom is opened in Fengtian."

Xiao Mu laughed and patted his uncle on the shoulder, almost dying from laughter.

"You've gone too far."

Ye Wu gritted his teeth and became angry, "Then you said that Sister Fang often beats me, should I be angry?"

"It shouldn't be." Xiao Mukuku said with a smile.

"Why?" Ye Wu's face was full of questions.

"The reason is simple."

Xiao Mu smiled evilly, "Hitting is kissing and scolding is love."

"What if it's you?"

Ye Wu refused, "Are you angry?"

"I definitely will." Xiao Mu nodded.

"Why?" Ye Wu looked stunned.

"Ha ha……"

Xiao Mu burst out laughing, "Because I can't resist beating you!"

Ye Wu: (￣ω￣)

Suddenly there was a feeling.

I found that life is meaningless!