Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Time flies by, and two years are like shooting stars across the night sky.

Years are like songs, beautifying time and leaving memories of youth.

In May, the dawn breaks outside the window.

In the bedroom, the morning light and dreams interweave.

A young couple sleeps in each other's arms, the picture is warm and peaceful.

Suddenly.

The bedroom door was quietly pushed open, opening a gap.

A small figure walked in.

As if she was an elf from a fairy tale.

Her pink cheeks were filled with an innocent sweet smile.

Those big eyes slowly curved into a crescent shape.

Like a deer jumping in the woods, she quietly came to the bed.

She carefully peeked at her parents sleeping on the bed.

She stretched out a white and tender little hand and picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table.

She quietly walked towards the door again.

But she didn't find that two pairs of smiling eyes were looking at her.

Until the door was closed...

"It's all your fault. You taught Zhizhi to play with the phone!"

Ye Qiu's charming face was angry and funny, and she patted the head of the baby in her arms.

"Can you blame me for this?"

Xiao Mu's laughter rang out in Qiu Ge's arms, "You know how smart she is."

Their baby daughter is already two years old.

Her full name is Xiao Yian.

Meaning: Forget worries with joy and live a peaceful life.

Her nickname is Zhizhi.

Because she was so cute when she was born.

She also inherited the advantages of her parents.

Smart, beautiful, sweet...

She could call mom and dad when she was five months old.

She could stand up and walk at seven months old, which scared the whole family.

No one dared to let her walk, otherwise it would be bad for her bones.

When she was one year old, she could not only run, but also be incredibly smart.

She knew to ask adults for snacks and toys.

She learned to operate the phone skillfully at the age of one and a half.

Do you think she watched cartoons?

No, she would buy snacks and toys online!

After some "tests".

Although she looks like a two-year-old, her IQ has surpassed that of an ordinary primary school student.

Her physical health and strength are comparable to those of a six or seven-year-old child.

But everyone is used to this kind of magical thing.

The main reason is that she has a smart and perverted father.

It would be strange if Xiao Mu's daughter was not "different from ordinary people".

But having a smart and clever daughter is a headache for parents.

The little thing usually has a small mouth, not only can she act like a spoiled child, but also can make people angry.

She also inherited her father's mouth, and she would say a few dirty words from time to time.

Xiao Mu and Ye Qiu were so angry that they didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and they had no way to deal with her.

Because this little thing will complain.

If you dare to touch her finger, she can call her grandparents to support her in a minute.

Then I don't know who will beat whom!

...

In the living room, the delicate little girl was sitting on the sofa with a mobile phone.

She skillfully entered the unlock password and opened the King.

She glanced at her father's rank and then at his record.

Her young face showed a look of disdain, and she murmured, "What a scumbag dad!"

Xiao Mu, who had just walked out of the room, almost fell headfirst into the ground.

Ye Qiuling covered her mouth behind her, laughing so hard that her body shook.

"Ahem!"

Xiao Mu walked to his daughter's side with a straight face, wanting to say something.

The result...

"Don't talk."

Zhizhi raised her little face, blinked her cute eyes, and said in a tender voice, "I understand!"

Xiao Mu: (￣ω￣;)

"Dad should say... warn you, children can't play with mobile phones, it's bad for their eyes, believe it or not, dad will beat you?"

Zhizhi was serious, like a little adult, and said, "Be obedient, dad is doing this for your own good, you will understand when you grow up."

Xiao Mu:...

My daughter, you said all the lines, do you think dad is embarrassed?

"Haha..."

Ye Qiulan couldn't help laughing and almost died of laughter.

She rolled her eyes at the embarrassed Xiao Mu, "Nothing."

Walked over, picked up her baby daughter and kissed her on the little face.

At this time, both mother and daughter were wearing SpongeBob pajamas.

One was gentle and beautiful, like a girl.

The other was a little kid, cute.

They looked at Xiao Mu together again.

"Dad, I'm hungry."

Zi Zi acted coquettishly and looked at her father.

"Dad, I'm hungry."

Ye Qiulan imitated her daughter, being coquettish.

Xiao Mu's heart almost melted and he walked to the kitchen.

The mother and daughter stretched out their little hands and clapped together.

Their laughter was like the crisp silver bells in spring, overflowing with endless warmth and happiness.

It warmed the whole house...

Kitchen.

"It is said that there really is a god, not a lonely person, but I have never seen that door. I am too ignorant."

Xiao Mu was making breakfast and humming a song, "Just sitting in a well and looking at the sky, a small room, pointing at the mortal world..."

Suddenly.

Zhizhi ran into the kitchen with short legs.

Holding her father's legs, she looked at him with her little face raised.

"What's wrong, my little baby?"

Xiao Mu looked at his daughter with a smile.

"Dad, what do you say if people make mistakes?"

Zhizhi blinked her big eyes, her voice was crisp and pleasant.

"Mistakes?"

Xiao Mu touched his daughter's little head and said with a smile: "Everyone will inevitably make some mistakes when growing up, but as long as they can be discovered and corrected in time, it will be fine. But just remember that some serious mistakes are not allowed. I'll give you a chance to correct...a chance...uh!"

Ye Qiugu walked into the kitchen, his pretty face full of annoyance, and his eyes even more angry.

He was holding a pair of beach shorts in his hand.

If nothing unexpected happens, there is someone’s private money hidden in the pocket of that pair of beach shorts!

"Fortunately, I was discovered. Brother Qiu remembers that the private money was hidden here last time, right?"

Ye Qiugu bit his lip and cast an angry look, "It's dark under the lamp, right?"

"Qiu, Brother Qiu... just listen to my excuses."

Xiao Mu's face turned pale instantly and his mouth trembled, "Oh, don't slap me in the face!"

Ye Qiuguo rushed over, delivering a Pegasus Meteor Fist and Foshan Shadowless Kick.

Xiao Mu immediately squatted on the ground, held his head in his hands, and screamed, "Just help me!"

"So this is a serious mistake?"

His big eyes were bright and dark, his sincere gaze was sparkling, and his deceiving eyes were pure and pure, "Dad, I remember!"

Xiao Mu:......

I originally thought it was a politics class, but it turned out to be a physical education class?

It’s just this little cotton-padded jacket that leaks air...it’s a rip-off!

…

The family of three had breakfast.

Xiao Mu, who has completely transformed into an old father, serves Brother Qiu and only wears clothes and shoes.

It's like serving two precious girls.

There is nothing wrong with describing it this way.

Now Ye Qiukuo looks like an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl in her prime, pure and delicate.

Wait for the family of three to change into parent-child clothes.

The three handsome faces, which looked like they had been kissed by Empress Nuwa, were all filled with happy smiles.

"Set off."

The family of three shouted happily.

Xiao Mu picked up Zhi Zhi, held Brother Qiu's hand, and walked out of the house.

The sun is just right, and the forest has become a forest!