Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

"Ah ah ah... help! Help me! Woohoo~~~"

Facing the fire on his body, Xi Mo was so frightened that his face turned pale, jumping and jumping on the spot, screaming at a loss, and he was very frightened when he saw it.

Xi Fangping on the side was full of the monsters in the sea of ​​​​fire, but he didn't take Xi Mo's shouting seriously.

At that time, Ren Yi was still paralyzed on the ground. Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly got up and rushed over. The two of them fell to the ground in unison, and rolled on the spot for a few laps.

The fire was extinguished, and with a "pop" sound, either head was almost knocked off.

"Stinky bull, kill it! Get out of the way!"

Xi Mo was so angry that he almost vomited blood, his feet were not idle, and he kicked any stomach.

Over and over again, the man in front of her just couldn't get along with her, and she was so mad that she wanted to kill.

Ren Yi covered his face with his left hand and his stomach with his right hand, and grinned, "You woman, can you be unreasonable? I'm just putting out the fire for you!"

"Bah! Did you put out the fire like this? It's better to stay away from me, otherwise, be the soul of my sword!"

She pulled out her matching sword with a "swoosh", pointed at any one, and stabbed him if there was a disagreement.

"You woman... you don't know good people, forget it, I'm too lazy to reason with you."

Yi Yi felt that he was wronged and was very angry, "Don't worry, next time, even if you die in front of me, I won't even look at it and don't mind my own business again, will it be done?"

He was very determined to give Xi Mo the back of his head, completely ignoring him.

Xi Mo's face turned black, not angry, but scorched by the fireball. At this time, after listening to any of the words, he was very angry, and he also put his face away and ignored each other.

However, when Ren Yi saw another wave of fireballs that had slipped through the net, he couldn't help but subconsciously look at Xi Mo.

Xi Mo was fine, and this time, he ducked away as light as a swallow. Any heart just breathed a sigh of relief, but heard a familiar voice jumping up.

"Oh my mother...it's so hot, so hot! Oh hoo hoo hoo~~~"

The person who spoke was Wu Shixun, who had been knocked unconscious several times. He was like an ant on a hot pan, jumping non-stop, wailing in his mouth, but feeling inexplicably happy.

Either did not hold back, but laughed.

When Wu Shixun heard the voice, he ran over with his trousers in hand, tugged at his sleeve, and pouted and cried, "Little brother~~ woo woo~~ I scared people to death just now."

Yi Yi was so frightened that he sucked in a breath of cold air, tugged at his hair, and said incredulously, "Master, what do you call me?"

He suspected that he was insane, and only heard the three words of the numb little brother.

Wu Shixun looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Little brother, aren't you a little brother? Could it be that you're a little sister~~~?"

Immediately, she happily changed her name, "Miss, woo woo ~~~ Hug!"

Like an innocent child, he threw himself into any of his arms for comfort.

As if touching a hot potato, Ren Yi shoved him away suddenly and warned, "Master, today is not Yu Gong's Day, you can't make jokes like this!"

Here, I have to talk about the famous "Yugong Festival" in Lingyin Continent. According to legend, it was established to commemorate an old man surnamed Yu.

When this person was in grades, he met a eloquent Taoist priest. He said that as long as he could go fishing on the coast of the East China Sea on the first day of April every year, one day, he would be able to catch a spiritual pet belonging to him. , and then he will step on the path of cultivation, change his ordinary life, and even go to a different brilliant life from now on, and be the ruler of this world.

The old man surnamed Yu was bewildered by the scenery described by the Taoist priest, and was convinced of it.

He originally lived in a small mountain village in the far west, about a month away from the East China Sea.

In order not to run back and forth and save the hard work, the old man surnamed Yu gritted his teeth and abandoned his family ruthlessly. He built a small wooden house directly on the east coast and set up camp.

It has been 30 years of fishing. No matter how bad the weather is, whether it is windy, raining or thundering, he has waited from full white hair until he has no hair, but he has never been absent.

Many people heard this story and regarded it as a joke. They ran to the beach to persuade him to ridicule him and let him give up. They were saying that he was deceived. Don't take a liar's words seriously.

The old man surnamed Yu looked like a dry little old man, but his character was like a stubborn Taurus, and no one could shake his determination.

He secretly swore that he had to catch a spiritual pet that belonged to him. If he couldn't do it before he died, he would jump into the sea and drown in it.

Year after year, day after day, he went fishing with great anticipation, but always came back lost.

Over time, people only regard his silent fishing figure as a satirical landscape and a negative teaching material. When facing the obsessed children and grandchildren in the family, they will always say a word or two,

"Like that Yugong, you're a stubborn donkey that won't turn around without hitting the south wall."

"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. That Yugong is your example."

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In this way, it is also very popular, but it has become widely circulated because of the subsequent big reversal.

Suddenly, on the first day of April one year, the thunder at the seaside was loud and purple, and the strong wind hit the huge waves, which was not suitable for going out.

This Yugong is a master of a single tendon, crawling and rolling all the way, and rushed to the seaside to continue his great fishing career.

He sat from the dark night before dawn until nightfall, just when he thought that this year, he was waiting for nothing in vain, the fishing line that had never moved suddenly pulled, almost dragging him into the sea went.

Fortunately, there was a rock on the shore just blocking his way, which gave him strength and helped him to slow down.

I don't know if it was because he was too excited, or what, the old man's small universe was activated all of a sudden, staring at the scouring of the rainstorm and the raging wind, he dragged the prey on the fishing line ashore.

It was an ordinary looking little goldfish, only the size of a human slap, but its strength was astonishing.

No matter how strange it was, it was just a small fish. Although the old man with the surname Yu was a little disappointed, he still brought it home and raised it in a Wagang, and did not choose to stew it and drink it.

Probably because the little goldfish is too small, there is no point in eating it. It's been like this for three years, and the little goldfish seems to be small, and it's still such a small one.

And the old man with the surname surnamed that when he was idle, he would sit beside the pot and chat with the little goldfish. All kinds of parents were short-sighted, and even the most wanted wish buried deep in his heart, he said it without a trace. It is to take the little goldfish as a confidant partner.

Suddenly one day, the old man felt that his deadline was approaching, and immediately fished the little goldfish out of the pot.

Just as he was about to go into the sea, a group of pirates suddenly rushed in, turned all the old man's belongings upside down, trapped the old man, and hung him from a tree with a crooked neck on the shore, threatening him. Hand over all property.

The old man surnamed Yu couldn't help laughing. This was the only happy laugh he had been on the shore for 30 years.

He's going to die, what else is there?

At this moment, the little goldfish lying in his palm wagged its tail and moved.

The old man surnamed Yu thought it was short of water, struggling to survive, and sighed: "I'm sorry, I'm coming, I almost took your life."

When night fell, the old man couldn't hold it anymore, and he was almost out of breath.

At this moment, a burst of red light flashed in his palm, and the little goldfish that had been motionless, instantly inflated like a balloon, as big as a child.

It is indeed like a child, because it actually has hands and feet, but the fish head is still there, which is indescribably weird.

I didn't see how he moved. His fingers were just so easy to draw and pull, and the rope that hung the old man with the surname of Yu surnamed broke with a "pop".

It moved quickly to catch the falling person, and a bead that was as bright as the sun spit out from its wide mouth, and placed it on the forehead of the foolish old man.

Until the red light of the bead became weaker and weaker, and when it was almost gone, it was exhausted and put away the bead, but it turned into a small goldfish and lay quietly in the palm of the old man's hand.

At this time, the red golden light around its body seemed to have been washed, and it became faint, and it was spitting bubbles weakly.

When the sky was bright and the red sun rose and a wisp of purple air enveloped the world, the old man surnamed Yu finally woke up.

He stared at the peaceful sea in a daze, unable to remember what he had experienced for a while. It was not until he felt the little goldfish in his hand that he suddenly remembered that he had changed his life.

However, at this time, I clearly felt that I was very energetic, and my whole body was full of energy. This feeling has been away for many years, and it seems like something that will only happen in my previous life.

The little goldfish in his hand, after a night of hunger and thirst, miraculously not yet died, he returned it to the water tank, it just sank unhappily at the bottom of the water.

Days like this have passed for a few more years.

After a long time, when the old man surnamed Yu had some doubts about his persistence, the group of pirates who had harassed him came to steal his property again, and seeing him alive was like seeing a ghost.

It's just that this group of people are used to being brutal, and they don't believe in evil in their bones. They dropped the old man on the tree by the same method.

However, this time, the old man did not bring the little goldfish. And this group of people didn't leave, they had to see the old man's death with their own eyes.

A group of people built a bonfire, scavenged everything that could be eaten in the old man's house, guessed the boxing, and it was fun to eat, drink, and drink.

Unknowingly, it was late at night. The group of people got drunk and fell asleep together. The snoring was thunderous, but it was louder than the sound of the waves hitting the rocks.

The old man is not dead, he is alive and well, with great strength in his hand, but he just struggled for a while, and the hemp rope that tied him actually broke like this.

He was about to escape from here lightly, but when he heard footsteps, he thought it was a pirate's accomplice, and hurriedly found a place to hide.

A small figure came, only the size of a three-year-old child. Looking at its back, the old man surnamed Yu was afraid that the child would be ignorant and disturb the bad guys, so he said hello in a low voice, "Hi! Little baby, come here, come over here."

The moment the child turned around, the old man surnamed Yu couldn't catch his breath, so he fainted.

When it was dawn, the bonfire on the shore had already been extinguished, and none of the pirates who were swaying around were gone, but they didn't know where they went.

He vaguely remembered the last monster he saw, and he searched for a long time in front of and behind his house, but found nothing in the end.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally did not choose to leave the cabin, and continued to wait for the arrival of the first day of April every year, because it was too close to this day, and it was only three or five days.

On this day, the wind was unexpectedly sunny, and the seaside was full of tourists. From time to time, people came to see him lively.

There was even the ignorant child who reached out to play with the little goldfish in the wooden tub beside him. At this time, the little goldfish had already regained its former luster, and its body was full of beautiful golden yellow, which was endearing to look at.

But at this moment, the group of pirates who disappeared suddenly came to the door and questioned him why they threw their brothers into the sea. If they weren't pirates, they were naturally good at water, and an ordinary person would have drowned in it long ago.

How can the old man surnamed Yu know why, because this is not what he did.

The pirates didn't get the answers they wanted. He kicked over the wooden basin, only to hear a "pop", and the little goldfish fell into the sea with it.

This is the only friend of the old man with the surname Yu for so many years, and he is gone. Such a good old man has become ruthless. After changing his previous loving image, he rushed up to fight with the pirates.

His strength was terrifying. Although he didn't have any moves, he beat the group of pirates to the point of crying, kneeling on the ground and begging desperately for mercy.

In their hearts, they scolded the old man fiercely. He was obviously a master, but he still pretended to be weak. It was too cruel to pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger.

However, there was also a Leng Touqing who was not convinced. Taking advantage of the old man surnamed Yu turning around, he jumped up, and the dagger in his hand was so brightly stuck at his neck.

The old man surnamed Yu fell to the ground instantly, blood rushing out of his neck. This scene frightened the passers-by A, B and C who were playing, and they all shouted "Murder!" and ran away.

The pirates were used to licking blood on the edge of the knife, but they were accustomed to it. They threw the old man's body directly into the sea and destroyed the body.

All this was done neatly and neatly, and the pirates swept away their previous depression and walked away.

After a few years, it was still a small cabin by the sea, and a group of pirates broke in. The difference is that these pirates are still the same group of pirates, but they are no longer young, and they are all fat and big. The fat, strong, and slow-moving man is completely intimidating with the weapon in his hand.