Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

What kind of joke can make you want to cry? This is a difficult problem.

The pirates in front of them are all rough men with five big and three rough. They only have strategies for eating, drinking and playing. Thinking about this brain-burning problem makes them scratch their ears and scratches in a hurry.

Finally, a pirate seemed to be enlightened, and eagerly stepped forward and said, "Old god, I think of a joke that will definitely make you cry both happy and sad."

"There's a lot of nonsense, talk about it!"

"Ahem...that's how it is." The pirate pondered for a while before saying embarrassedly: "The old man is seventy-eight this year, he has no children, no daughters and no home, so he will stay for a hundred years and bury himself in the grave. ."

"How about this joke, isn't it fun? Hahaha..."

The pirate raised his hips to the sky and laughed, laughing and laughing. He heard a burst of crying mixed in, but he saw him wiping his nose like a child.

The pirates laughed together at first, but they were infected later, thinking about their own situation, and they also choked with grief. They really heard a joke and made themselves cry.

The old man surnamed Yu sighed, and threw the big stick in his hand rudely at a few people, but this time it didn't hurt the soul, it just interrupted their crying rhythm.

Seeing a group of old men crying in front of him, the picture was not beautiful at all, he couldn't cry.

"Okay, okay, do you think I brought you here just to hear you cry here?"

Although he did find a lot of things to make things difficult for them, just to listen to their mourning, but he wouldn't admit it if he was killed.

He continued to flicker: "Cough... I look at you guys. When you were young, although the killings were heavy and you were infected with a lot of cause and effect, the credit of these ten years is enough to wipe out the previous sins."

"I intend to admit you to my mountain gate..."

Before he finished speaking, all the pirates were unhappy, and all knelt down and kowtowed, "Master, please accept the apprentice's three bows!"

"Ahem...why are you in such a hurry? What I mean is...to bring you into my mountain gate...be a mountain patroller."

After a long time of trouble, it was a misunderstanding.

Everyone stood up in disappointment and said weakly: "Old god, we are all getting old. It's the time to take care of the old age. How can we do such a job as a mountain patrol?"

Even if you can do it, you don't want to do it. Who wants to work hard when you can lie down?

"If the old immortal is short of people, I can take care of you for one or two. It will be very lively."

"That's right! It's so big here, and the fairy spirit is ethereal, but it's a bit deserted. You should let outsiders come alive."

The old man surnamed Yu grinned and clapped his hands in praise, "Okay! I'll wait for your words. I have already looked for a few candidates here, and I want you to help me bring people."

"This is a small task, and a unified time has been set for you. At this hour after three days, whoever brings the person first will be rewarded, medicine pills, exercises, everything. If you are the last one, then I'm sorry, He will face severe punishment, whether he lives or dies, it is God's will."

"Don't even think about running, you have old arms and legs, but you can't run away from so many monsters like me."

After speaking, the old man surnamed Yu took out a bunch of scrolls and handed each one one.

On it are the avatars, names, places of origin, age and other information of various young people. There are men and women, but they all have one characteristic. The men are all handsome, and the women are all beautiful. feeling of crime.

The most amazing thing is that the head portrait is so lifelike that it looks like a human being printed and dyed, exactly like a real person.

Where did the pirates have seen such skills, and they were stunned for a while.

I don't know, what kind of fairy magic is this? Such a sentence floated in their hearts involuntarily, and their eyes were full of deep envy.

Not waiting for everyone to be amazed too much, the old man surnamed Yu summoned the flying monsters and sent a few people out.

Several people scattered on the territory of Lingyin Continent, were carried by the flying monster, and went to their respective destinations.

The people they were looking for were all over the place, and it was really hard to find.

There is a groom, riding a tall horse, walking on the road of marriage with a red face. Just as he was about to take the bride off the sedan chair, he was suddenly robbed. In the end, there was only a lonely bride and the horse that was so frightened that it was incontinent.

One of them was being hunted by a beast, and he was about to die on the spot, becoming a thing in the belly of a beast. A tornado blew, but the beast fluttered in the air, and the food that was about to reach his mouth was inexplicably gone.

Before he could open his eyes and take a closer look, the tornado blew it to the cliff.

The next one is a girl from the Red Chamber, who has just experienced being sold by her relatives, and looks at the fat-headed and big-eared Master Zhu who is going to be cheap.

The window suddenly opened wide, and a rough man jumped in, and directly beat up the old man Zhu. He was already fat, but he was even more rounded, and he almost didn't recognize his mother.

The girl was lifted and slipped into the air, and she didn't know where she was. Looking at the clouds around her, the wind was blowing loudly. Under a dizziness, the gorgeous girl fainted.

The rest, and so on, were all found. Three days passed quickly, and everyone rushed back to the island one after another.

The last one was the pirate who carried the girl from the Red Chamber. He still had the girl's vomit on his body, which was indescribably disgusting.

But this girl has acrophobia, and she has vomited dozens of times in the past three days. In order to prevent the girl from vomiting to death, the two people had to travel a lot slowly. Also came back an hour late.

The old man surnamed Yu was indeed an old man who did what he said and did, and even arranged for him to spend ten days with a demonic beast with a violent temper.

How that monster tortured this pirate in the next days, no one wants to recall, it is too tragic.

Looking at those beautiful men and women, the old man surnamed Yu would not take pity on them, and gave them all the work that had been arranged for the pirates before.

As for these pirates, huh, when they thought they were all right, they could enjoy the spoils of war and practice medicine, but they were told that they needed to do something for the old man surnamed Yu, to get him something, which is said to be difficult for thousands of years The best sword that I met was born on the top of Dongshan Mountain.

In the process of doing this, they need to pass through a wasteland full of swamps to prevent themselves from falling into the pit, and they don't know how to die.

You have to pass through the hills full of poisonous insects, trying to keep yourself from being eaten up by these little guys.

After passing another dangerous quicksand, they could see a boulder suspended in mid-air. There is a magical sword stuck on the stone.

And their task is to find a way to climb up and take the sword back to the old man surnamed Yu.

How tall is that boulder? A few people in the shape of stacking Arhats were only barely able to touch under the boulder, and they were still a little away from getting the sword, but they were just one person away.

Short of the guy who was punished in the monster den. Without thinking about it, everyone knew that the old man surnamed Yu did this on purpose.

After being spoofed so many times, they have lost their previous vigilance and awe, and they have seen through the person of the old man surnamed Yu one by one.

Several people scratched their heads, but in the end they returned with a full reward and took down the sword.

However, what they got back from their long-distance adventure was given to one of the pirates by the old man surnamed Yu, "This sword cuts iron like mud, just for you."

To have such a good weapon, even if it is not very useful, the man still loves it in his bones. The pirate rushed forward to thank him.

"Thank you old fairy for the gift!"

"Cough cough... You don't need to thank me. In order not to waste anything, I hope you can chop up the pile of firewood in the corner for me, and don't be lazy."

The old man surnamed Yu just finished speaking, and the face of the pirate holding the sword suddenly changed color.

The pile of firewood looked so familiar. Ten years ago, the old man surnamed Yu brought them to rectify them. Unexpectedly, they were all here, and they still didn't get rid of this fate.

"What are you talking about? Why don't you hurry up? I'll only give you three days of effort. If you can't do it, go to that monster den and replace your companions!"

"This...Old Immortal, it's a reward after all, how can it become a punishment?"

The pirate holding the sword felt that the sword in his hand was like a hot potato, and wished he could throw it away immediately.

The old man surnamed Yu said with a blank expression: "Heh...the reward has been given to you, you can chop the firewood if you can, but if you can't, just wait to go to the monster's den, it's that simple, how can there be so much nonsense to talk about? , go and play with me!"

The old man surnamed Yu waved his hand, and the pirate holding the sword, like a kite pulled by a string, flew towards the pile of firewood involuntarily.

Unbiased, standing there upright.

He looked back at the old man surnamed Yu, gritted his teeth, and slashed with his sword angrily.

After the sound of "ding bang bang" sounded, no accident, bursts of sparks (...) shot out, looking at the branches of the mountain, he continued to work in despair, and he would not chop the sword into slag, swear not to. The attitude of giving up.

The rest of the pirates watched this scene, and they were a little jealous in their hearts. Everyone went to get the sword together, but he got it, and the others didn't catch anything.

Seeing his fate at this time, he couldn't help but be thankful that he was not caught by the old man surnamed Yu.

It's just that their happiness came a little early, how could the old man surnamed Yu let them go?

"Thank you for your great help along the way. In order to express my gratitude, I set up two banquet tables in the blue jacaranda gallery in front of me. There are wine and meat, and you can eat and drink as well."

While speaking, the old man surnamed Yu led the way in front, and quickly led everyone to the ecstatic blue jacaranda foot corridor.

A hearty gluttonous feast appeared in front of everyone so unexpectedly. Such delicious food was so dazzling and dazzling that people were so dazzled that they almost got excited.

Several people devoured and ate and drank, unspeakably happy, and kept eating up the mountain of delicacies, and they stopped without a word.

"Puff puff……"

There were bursts of pungent stench, and the rushing feeling came so violently that just after a few people stood up, they were extremely embarrassed, and they actually became incontinent.

How embarrassing is this? As you get older, you still have to go through this. Several people fled in embarrassment, ran to the edge of the island, and jumped into the deep blue sea.

They're not shortsighted, they're just trying to clean up their own personal filth.

But it's easier to get down than to get up. When a few people finally cleaned up and were about to go ashore, they saw that the old man surnamed Yu was like a fisherman, holding a fishing rod without a fishing line in his hand, beating everyone from time to time.

Once you hit it, you will feel a burning pain in the place where you were hit. How this makes!

Several people are also clever masters, in order not to be beaten, they dived into the deep sea and scattered.

However, the fishing rod of the old man surnamed Yu was not an ordinary thing. No matter where they escaped, they would always be hit on the back with precision.

Even so, they did not escape from the sea and pulled to the shore. The fishing rod was like a flexible soft whip, pulling and pulling people back.

I don't know how long they were beaten like this. When the pirates thought that the other party was going to kill them, the old man surnamed Yu finally showed mercy and pulled them all back to shore with a fishing rod.

"Cough cough...Look at you guys, after all this polishing, your face is full of red. It's really enviable, tsk tsk tsk..."

The old man surnamed Yu said lively, and the pirates were indeed too lazy to say such words even begging to be spared.

Year after year, day after day, finally one day, the old man surnamed Yu couldn't hold back any longer, and was ready to go to Lingyin Continent to find something.

The seas couldn't help but let the pirates breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that it was over like this, and the old man surnamed Yu would never come to torture them again.

The men and women they brought back were all people who could practice by themselves. Except for the activities of taking care of the monsters on weekdays, they were left to cultivate by themselves and did not hear anything outside the window.

Looking at the cultivation of this group of people, they have changed from ordinary Xiaobai to the hall master, and no one is higher than the other.

But I don't know, that Tucao is like a customized net, and everything looks a little colored.

This group of pirates were not so lucky. They could be noticed by the old man surnamed Yu. He didn't know what was going on in his heart, and suddenly came up with a few thoughts.

"You go out with me to practice. If it makes me happy, maybe I will accept you as apprentices."

After the old man surnamed Yu finished speaking, without waiting for the approval of several people, he waved his sleeves, and several people fell on the back of the monster like a piece of paper, and was dragged out by him to experience.

This time, it left behind a lot of unbelievable things.

on the street……

"Whose child is crying here? Is it lost? Be good, don't cry! Let's go, the old man will take you to find your parents!"

There was no accident? Everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. In the face of an innocent child, who could bear to fail?

They were too happy, and the claws of the old man surnamed Yu was this child.