Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

"Puff puff……"

Suddenly, a series of stinky farts sounded, and the air was filled with a disgusting stench.

Everyone was like a frightened bird, and fled far away in an instant.

"Bah! It's so **** stinky! This idiot treats farting as having a baby. In this way, Daoist, I don't know how many I have given birth to in my life."

Sanshi spit out angrily.

Fortunately, he didn't eat much, otherwise he would have vomited if he was so spoofed.

Mao seemed to be old and sophisticated. When he saw Wu Shixun's belly, he knew something was wrong, and he ran away first.

He said proudly: "Haha... This baby is a good sleeper. It's normal to have more farts."

Because he was not affected, he took the snake meat and started eating directly with great comfort.

This bite was so bad that I almost swallowed my tongue.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

He was shouting exaggeratedly there, he didn't know, he thought he was going crazy.

"Grandpa Mao, what's the matter with you? Are you okay?"

"Master, what's the matter!"

Little cute and Ren Ren dropped the things in their hands and ran over, asking invariably.

"Hohoho...It's incredible, oops...really..."

Mao seemed to be incomparably shouting, and he looked a little delirious, which frightened the rest of the people.

Sanshi complained directly, "Look, the old man is poisoned! You can't eat this snake meat, tell me, you have so much delicious food on your body, you have to do this, isn't it boring to live."

"Don't be stunned, and quickly induce vomiting for him, maybe there is help."

He was mumbling endlessly there, and the movements of his hands were not slow, and he seemed to be planning to give him a lunge when he grasped Mao.

Mao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He wanted to say something, but because he had meat in his mouth, he was so excited that he couldn't say it at all.

Endured and endured, and kept blocking Sanshi's movements so that he would not hurt himself.

When the meat in his mouth was finally swallowed, he had the time to speak properly, "Don't mess around, old man, I'm doing fine. It's this meat, it's it..."

When he was talking, he couldn't help but take a big bite and go in, chewing non-stop, so anxious that Sanshi was about to choke him.

"Old man, what happened to it, you still eat it, you don't want to live anymore!"

Mao waved his hand lightly, "You don't understand, this meat, it's really really, really delicious. It's delicious like never before. Ah! Suddenly I feel so happy to be alive."

"Ouch..."

Although he was talking, it didn't prevent him from eating, and he bit a lump of meat again, eating with oil on his face, with a satisfied look on his face.

"Humph! You old thing, it's not like you haven't eaten it. As for it, it scares people to death."

Sanshi was very dissatisfied with this.

Mao looked startled, he really thought he was going to burp.

After all, we have lived together through adversity, and we have become more or less friendly, so we will not be indifferent.

Ren Renhe just shook his head amusingly, and didn't say much, just handed a lump of snake meat to Sanshi, waiting to see his joke.

"Hey hey hey! It's not poisonous, it doesn't mean I want to eat it, take it away!"

The more he resisted, the more Ren Ren didn't want to let go.

"Isn't it cowardly? I understand, don't eat it if you don't eat it." After speaking, he deliberately handed the snake meat to the little cutie beside him, "Come on, show us this timid uncle, what is courage? ?"

Xiao Kawai was also a little cowardly, but after hearing this, she lifted her trousers belt and said boldly: "Eating a piece of meat is also a bitch, no wonder some people are destined to be single for a lifetime."

After he finished speaking, he mustered up his courage and bit down on the roasted snake meat fiercely.

Then, his performance was even more exaggerated than Mao's appearance, jumping directly on the spot, muttering something in his mouth, but no one could understand.

"What's wrong, eating a snake is so exciting."

Sanshi rolled his eyes and ignored what Little Cutie said just now.

Although he looked three points stronger than Wu Shixun, the master of martial arts, it didn't mean that he was made of iron, and he was not afraid of the sky.

That's right, the three-stone Daoist who is as strong as an ox, his weakness is the snake.

Not to mention this huge poisonous snake roasted, even if he encounters a common roadside cauliflower snake, he will also feel fearful, let alone eat their meat.

Speaking of which, this should be a shadow of his childhood, and the past is unbearable to look back on. He hurriedly shook his head and tried to smooth the goose bumps on his arms.

Mao seemed to grab the barbecue in either hand, "He didn't eat it and pulled it down, so he just saved it for me. Ouch... The old man has lived in vain for more than 900 years, and he never thought that there is such a delicious food in this world. "

"Haha... This meat is not only delicious, it also has a very special effect, which can improve the toughness of the body."

Anyone who can know this, naturally Lan Ling told him.

However, when he used to be a beggar, he ate this kind of poisonous snake a lot.

Walking in the wilderness, encountering a snake and killing it with all his strength, he would not miss a full meal when he was hungry.

At that time, he was lucky enough to sneak a piece of flint on the stove of someone else's house, otherwise, he really couldn't help but devoured the snake alive and had to be poisoned to death.

This was also the reason why he couldn't be beaten to death after being beaten. The bones were too tough to be easily damaged.

Even with such a huge man as powerful as a demon, it is not easy to kill him.

After any words were finished, Sanshi, who had already walked away, couldn't help but stop.

He wandered around like a savage priest, just to find an opportunity to break through.

At this time, I heard that eating this snake meat still has this effect, and I couldn't help but hesitate. To eat or not to eat is a dilemma for him.

With such a hesitation, a huge snake was divided up by everyone, leaving only a pile of bones on the ground, as if mocking him.

He sat down angrily and went back to his original position. Wu Shixun's stomach seemed to be exhausted here, but he was still standing there dumbfounded, maybe abruptly.

"Hehe! Hurry up and sit down for me, blocking my view."

Wu Shixun ignored him, just maintained his farting posture, pouting his **** all the time.

His shape is really too hot for the eyes, and Lan Ling can't bear to look directly at it. The prince, Baqi, is a lively person. Seeing this, he couldn't help teasing him.

"Xiao Wu, you've finished your fart, shouldn't you be planning to **** again?"

If that were the case, he would probably be beaten to death by those present.

"Uuuuu...I I I...I really want to..."

"Hey hey hey! You have to dare to come for real. Believe it or not, I put you on the fire and really baked you."

These words successfully attracted everyone's attention, and they looked at Wu Shixun in unison.

Wu Shixun cried and grimaced, "I, I, I... woo woo... I'm so uncomfortable! I don't know what to do?"