C Language Cultivation

"Look, look!" Qi Yun put his mobile phone in front of him.

Lin Xun fixed his eyes.

The first hot search is neither Qi Yun nor Lin Xun.

It is #东君#.

Next article#东君男友 suspected to be related to Qiyun#.

There is also a #棋云人鱼模型#.

Next article#棋云访#.

"Did your company buy it?" he asked.

Qi Yun: "Maybe, my agent just sent a WeChat to let me work hard."

Confused, he clicked into the first #东君#.

The first to bear the brunt is the four words "noble circles in your circle".

Look down.

I saw an acquaintance.

Galaxy-Boss Lady: Today I saw children carrying cats and cats to the company to find someone. Yes, yes, yes, they are children. I can recognize him as gray. The kid said that the company's artist Qi Yun was his brother. I thought it was just a normal job search, but I found something terrible.

——A recording is also attached, that is what Lin Xun was looking for.

Then there are two videos.

The first one is Qi Yun alone.

This man started off with live rap and short videos, a little bit of tuberculosis. He had been nagging the audience a lot when he was an anonymous uploader.

Qi Yun in the video is still not so arrogant, answering the questions raised by the barrage in a very ordinary tone. The barrage asked him to run alone and record the video in the snowy mountains. Are the family worried?

"Don't worry, there is no one in my family," Qi Yun said with a smile: "I have no relatives or friends. I was brought up by the master, and I usually only play with my brother."

The video stopped here abruptly.

Actually this is nothing.

He claimed to be his brother Qi Yun, which contradicted Qi Yun's rhetoric, which was nothing.

The most terrible thing is the next video.

The Internet has memories-a vintage video has been pulled out.

It’s an old video, but it’s not long before now, but it’s not more than ten days ago. That was when Qi Yun first went on a hot search. The hot search was called “Chess and I fuck”. To bring you a rap, its name is...

Then, Qi Yun blurted out "I fuck".

At that time, some people compared the videos from various angles, and the reason why the brother Qiyun blurted out the uncivilized words was another little brother under the stage. Just when Qi Yun first appeared, the younger brother looked at Qi Yun on the stage and smiled, and continued to "smile"-this is the definition put by netizens. Then, Qi Yun looked around the room, and naturally saw the little brother sitting in the front row. At that time, Qi Yun looked at him for a moment, and the next second he said, I don’t know what it means. ".

After hearing that sentence, the little brother laughed harder.

——This video was released at that time, and some people stood on Qiyun and this person's cp. It's a pity that the playback volume is not high. However, now, it is sinking and getting countless playback volume.

The reason is that they found that the person on the video seemed to be the kid from Dongjun's family.

Finally, the proprietress said: "Intuition tells me this is not easy, kid, you laugh too beautifully."

Smile too beautiful?

Lin Xun recalled that time.

He did laugh and smiled happily, but it was a mockery-Xiao Jianxiu's business scope was so wide that he came to the stage to draft.

But netizens don't think so.

His smile, and Qi Yun's gaffe for a moment, are too subtle.

Suddenly, Dong Jun showed some kind of unsightly light.

Lin Xun really didn't expect that he could even have this relationship with Qi Yun. He thought that Qi Yun himself would agree.

Unexpectedly, Qi Yun looked at it with relish, not only watching one by one, but also said to Lin Xun: "Then you just fired a cp with me."

Lin Xun: "No speculation."

Qi Yun: "It's such a good opportunity that Dad will take you to debut in C."

"?" Lin Xun said indifferently: "If you and I were not here today, you would have been killed in C."

To be honest, Qi Yun is already a person who has died once. If he hadn’t lived with that desire, he would have lost all his consciousness now, and he became a human water ghost completely. Silence, or other seniors in the realm world were killed.

"The grace of life-saving, according to one's body." Qi Yun said: "Look, I will set you up, this is not just a reward."

"You think clearly, I am a programmer," Lin Xun said, "Does this mean anything to me?"

"You speak for yourself."

Lin Xun: "..."

He couldn't even refute.

In this round of argument, he fell, and Qi Yun became more and more energetic: "Look, I'm not as glorious on the hot search, you are not glorious, this is called black red, black red is also red, very promising ."

Lin Xun: "I don't."

Lin Xun: "I am annoying now."

Lin Xun: "I'm sick of death."

Qi Yun: "What's wrong with you."

Even Chang Ji also said: "Famous names are all illusions, you don't have to worry about it."

"No." Lin Xun clenched his pointer tightly, brushing its hair, and his eyes were empty: "I..."

"I……"

Qi Yun: "What are you?"

Lin Xun turned his head, staring blankly at him: "I have a boyfriend."

Qi Yun: "So?"

"So." Lin Xun said: "They mean, I gave Dongjun green. No, you gave Dongjun green."

Qi Yun: "???

He seemed to finally realize something, from happily swiping the hot search to panicking the hot search.

Lin Xun also watched with him, and found that the opinions of netizens were clearly divided into two groups.

In the first round, this little child who came out of nowhere, the small vase, is a small fresh meat that will be sent out by Dongjun. Not only was Dongjun recognized in high profile, he also followed Dongjun in and out of the Galaxy Building many times. I am afraid that it will be the main palace in the future-this man, Yang Hua, already has Dongjun. He is still hooking up outside, he and Qiyun are embarrassed by the play, and they are embarrassed. .

In the second round, this chess cloud is a sing-and-dancing artist. It looks good, but the business level is not good. The rap sings are earthy and magical, and the little trainees have no assets. This kind of omnipotent male **** with no dead ends is incomparable, but he can still be given to the green. Master, master, is there any unknown special?

"What." Qi Yun muttered: "It's okay to boast your husband. What do you do if you step on me?"

Lin Xun: "Anyway, you are dead."

Qi Yun: "You're out of your own way, don't hurt me, you die yourself."

Lin Xun: "Why am I derailed?"

Qi Yun: "Oh, you are not derailed-no."

He rolled his eyes slowly, his eyes showing a horrified look: "Will he not mess with me?"

He propped up and stared at Lin Xun: "Your husband seems very powerful."

Lin Xun stared at him: "You know."

Qi Yun: "How powerful is it?"

Lin Xun: "He buys your brokerage company like buying a bag of bubble gum."

Qi Yun: "..."

Qi Yun: "Then you quickly admit your mistake and say something nice."

He began to make suggestions.

"Her husband, I was wrong. I shouldn't laugh at Dad Qiyun's draft show that day. My relationship with him is just father and son."

"Her husband, I'm sorry, I will never search hotly with other men in the future."

"Her husband, you are not green, really."

Lin Xun's IQ was lowered by Qi Yun, his hand shook, and the word "husband" was almost issued.

He wrapped Qi Yun's head in a cassock to make him shut up, then carefully sent an expression to Dong Jun.

A happy pointer: qwq

Qi Yun looked disgusted: "What's the use?"

Lin Xun: "I'll test his mood first. Actually, I think he can see at a glance that these are all rumors. I'm just afraid that he is a little unhappy."

He said, "If he returns to me, "What's wrong?", it means he is in a good mood. If he returns to me, "huh?", he is not in a good mood. If he returns a "?", it means I will die.

Qi Yun looked down at Lang Erlang when he said, "How do you die?"

Lin Xun ignored him.

A minute passed.

Two minutes passed.

Ten minutes passed.

The cars had already drove to the villa area where Mrs. Butterfly lived and had to stop slowly.

Qi Yun: "Then he will not return to you, what do you mean?"

Lin Xun pondered.

Contemplation is fruitless.

The car stopped.

Qi Yun saw the swimming pool in the courtyard of the villa at a glance.

"Come on, let me in!" he said: "I'm going to die of thirst!"

Chang Ji didn't say anything. He still picked up Qi Yun, whose tail was already dry, and threw it into the swimming pool.

But see Qi Yun struggling crazy inside.

Lin Xun folded his arms.

Chang Ji grabbed his zen stick and grabbed him. The man dragged the zen stick and finally grabbed the pool railing of the swimming pool. His fish tail was soaked in water, his dark green tail fins stretched, and the tail was like a precious yarn, but it was also very beautiful.

But the man himself was awful.

I saw that he coughed a few more sips out of the water, grabbed the railing, and showed his head, looking at the person on the shore: "I can't swim."

Lin Xun: "Fish breathe with gills, do you have gills?"

Qi Yun: "What? I breathe with my nose, I almost drowned just now."

Lin Xun: "What are you thirsty for?"

Qi Yun: "I have a thirsty tail."

At this moment, the pointer walked tentatively to the pool and stretched out his paws, as if to fish.

"Cat!" Qi Yun's tail was agitated, and it was about to go deep into the water-as a result, the whole person choked again as soon as he entered the water.

——In the end, I was still silent and compassionate, and threw him a lifebuoy. He floated in the middle of the water, his tail was underwater, his head was on the water, and he was far away from the cat on the shore, and finally stopped.

can.

The swimming pool is still too deep. Lin Xun thought, this thing deserves to stay in the bathtub for a lifetime.

——The swimming pool also needs a swimming ring. The fish tail does not help him learn to swim. I am afraid there will be no more humiliating mermaid than Qi Yun in the world.

But this is a lot of people, really stay in the bathtub, I am afraid that the space will be narrow again.

Thinking about it, I saw Qi Yun flapping his tail and hanging a life buoy and swam over again: "There is one more thing."

With his hair draped over his shoulders, he first looked at Lin Xun and then Chang Ji: "I can't find mine...mine..."

"Mine... that what."

Chang Ji frowned slightly: "What?"

Qi Yun stopped talking and looked at Lin Xun again: "The one the monk didn't mention."

"Oh." Lin Xun understood: "Your reproductive organs."

Qi Yun: "Where?"

"I'm not a fish." Lin Xun looked down at WeChat who still didn't get a reply from Dongjun, and continued: "Wait for us to go to the house, you'll find it slowly and be good. It doesn't matter if you can't find it, anyway in the world Only you are a mermaid."

The pointer came up again. As a cat, it seemed to have a special curiosity about fish-so Qi Yun was forced to return to the center of the pool.

He seemed like a dead fish: "Can I still be a human?"

"Let's wait for Mrs. to come back." Lin Xun also felt a little depressed.

At this time, his mobile phone was on, but it was not Dongjun, but Mrs. Butterfly.

Mrs.: Baby, give me the id of Weibo, and I will clarify it for you.

Lin Xun hesitated.

It's not that he doesn't want to give it, it's that his Weibo is a bit invisible, and he talks a lot.