Calamity of Tomorrow

Knowing that Zhang Aidao's father might be suffering from dementia, Zhou Bai shook his head helplessly. He didn't know how to contact Zhang Aidao, so he could only go to the station tomorrow morning and find someone to bring news to Zhang Aidao.

Thinking of this, Zhou Bai had already finished the porridge in his hand, but when he saw that the old man was about to serve another bowl of porridge, he quickly stopped him and said, Old man, don't be so busy, I'll just take care of myself. gone.

Looking at the other party's somewhat messy and sloppy room, Zhou Bai said, How about I help you clean the room?

The old man: You want to help dad with the housework? Daodao is so good.

Zhou Bai smiled slightly: Then let me wash the dishes for you first. As he spoke, he helped the old man sit on the sofa, then Zhou Bai turned his head, glared at Christina, and cut his throat. action.

Roar! Christina was angry: Don't go too far Zhou Bai, there are only people who shovel cats' excrement before, and I have never seen cats wash dishes for others. You are going against the sky. grave!

boom!

A moment later, Christina had tears in her eyes. While washing the dishes, she cursed in her heart: Scum! Zhou Bai, you are not human! You are a cat abuser! I am going to expose you!

Elsa wagged her tail and turned around Christina curiously.

lazy value +5

Zhou Bai on the other side helped the old man to sit down, then lay down on the sofa by himself, happily watching the laziness value increase by 5 points.

He stroked his chin and thought, Except for the 200 points for lying down every day, it seems that someone has done what I was supposed to do for me. I rest by myself, so it seems that I can get lazy points?

And what if no one does it for me?

Next, Zhou Bai started experimenting with the law of acquiring laziness at the old man's house.

A few hours later, the old man was already lying on the bed and sleeping.

Christina was lying on the ground panting, her tail drooping on the ground, her chin on the ground, her mouth was open, and her tongue kept sticking out.

Aisha lay on the side, wagging her tail, sticking out her tongue deliberately like Christina, with joy in her eyes.

Zhou Bai slowly got up from the sofa, stretched his waist, yawned and said, I'm exhausted. I never imagined that I would be so tired after lying on the sofa for four hours straight. Oh, my waist is going to break. .Cultivation is really not easy.

Christina: I'm meowing...

Zhou Bai: Huh?

Christina: You've worked hard Zhou Bai, you're so tired from training, go to sleep and rest.

Zhou Bai twisted his neck, looked at the added laziness value of the auxiliary system, with a smile on his face.

After these four hours of trying, Zhou Bai understood some rules.

That is, if you don't do what you should do, your laziness will increase. For example, washing dishes at the beginning added 5 points of laziness to Zhou Bai.

And these things don't need to be replaced by someone. Zhou Bai later promised the old man to help sweep the floor, but he didn't let Christina sweep the floor. He just lay on the sofa and did nothing, and he also gained 5 points of laziness.

‘But anyway, there is free cat power, and I can’t bully the old man, so of course I let Christina do it. ’ Zhou Bai stroked his chin and said, ‘However, the tasks to be done are all doable and logical. And it seems impossible to repeat the same behavior in a day to refresh the laziness value.

And I deliberately said that I would take Zhang Aidao over for the old man, that I would change his house, treat illnesses and so on, and those impossible things seemed impossible. '

Zhou Bai learned that the auxiliary system has its own set of logic in collecting laziness points. Although he hasn't fully understood it yet, it seems that it's best to let nature take its course and see what happens.

'What is the principle of this laziness value? Change timeline? Alter karma to collect energy? Create parallel universes? Create a new future to collect some kind of power? '

Zhou Bai shook his head, the principle of laziness was still too advanced for him, and it was useless to think about it. In the remaining few days, before the entrance test officially starts, try to increase the laziness value and increase your soul value.

So for the next few days, Zhou Bai lived in the old man's house, studying hard every day, constantly improving his laziness value, and then adding it to his soul value.

Christina! Go and wipe the floor.

Christina! Help me rub my lower back, I'm so sore when I lie down.

Christina! I want to eat Buddha Jumps Over the Wall for dinner...

You are enough! Buddha jumps over the wall? I committed suicide to be a dragon and tiger fight for you, okay?

Time passed day by day, just practicing every day, until the night before the entrance examination, Zhou Bai not only increased his soul value to 99 points, but also had an additional 1000 points of laziness.

Looking at the 1000 points of laziness and 99 points of primordial spirit, Zhou Bai said solemnly, Should I try it today, can I increase the primordial spirit to 100 points?

According to Zhang Aidao, when the degree of Taoism is 0%, and before formal Taoism, the power of the primordial spirit can only reach 99 points at most.

However, the auxiliary system is not a routine practice, it is directly adding points to Zhou Bai, which is very likely to allow him to break through the 99 limit and stand out in tomorrow's entrance test.

He wanted to try it in his heart, but just as Zhou Bai was about to add it, pictures from his memory reflected in his mind.

In the underground base, there are rows of corpses in the secret room.

Aisha who turned into a Shiba Inu.

Pandu's distorted upper body.

Zhang Aidao's father who fell into dementia.

Scenes swept across his mind, extinguishing his inner desire little by little.

Zhou Bai, this is my last lesson, to live, no matter how humble, how frightened, how desperate... to live.

Zhou Bai seemed to think of a certain man's voice again, and Zhou Bai shook his head: Phew, forget it. Safety first, safety first. And if it exceeds 99 points, it's too eye-catching, so it may not be good.

So Zhou Bai didn't raise his Yuanshen value to 100 in the end, he lay down on the bed lazily, and slept until dawn.

Early the next morning, when Zhou Bai just woke up, a scent kept getting into his nose.

Zhang Aidao's father came out with a bowl of noodles, looked at Zhou Bai and said, Daodao, you are going to take an exam today, and my father specially cooked noodles for you and added two poached eggs.

Zhou Bai was stunned for a moment, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, he took the noodles and started to eat, while eating, he said softly, Thank you, Dad.

The old man was shocked when he heard the words, with a look of joy on his face.

The door opened, and Zhou Bai walked towards the door. The old man waved his hands behind him and shouted: Daodao! Come on!

Zhou Bai waved his hand and told the old man to go back.

Christina was lying on the window door, with a joyful smile on her face: The demon king of the world is finally gone, no, I have to hurry up, this life can't go on, if I stay like this, I will be too tired sooner or later! die.

Speaking of Christina, she wanted to go out, but saw Elsa appearing in front of her with a bowl in her mouth, dangling around her.

I don't have time to feed you! Christina snorted, secretly opened the window and wanted to escape, but the next moment she felt light, and the whole cat had turned into a ball that no one else could see. White smoke penetrated into Zhou Bai's eyebrows.

Aisha was left lying on the window, holding the rice bowl in her mouth, making a whining sound from her mouth.