Champion’s Heart

Chapter 39 What kind of top is pouring!

After the training, Zhou Yi returned to the locker room, saw Barrios and jumped on him: Lucas!

He yelled in a bad tone.

Ah? Why? Barrios looked blank, not understanding why Zhou Yi was so angry.

It's all your fault! Zhou Yi shouted.

What's wrong with me?

The other teammates in the locker room were also attracted by Zhou Yi's actions. Aren't these two people on good terms? How does it look like they are going to quarrel?

Captain Kyle was also planning to come forward to stop the conflict between the two, but at this moment he heard Zhou Yi say angrily: It's all because you said on TV that I know oriental witchcraft, so you come to me now Fans don't want autographs, but want me to cast spells on them!

Hearing this, Kyle's footsteps faltered, and the teammates watching beside him couldn't help bursting into laughter, and the tense atmosphere before suddenly became active.

What are you laughing at? Zhou Yi looked around and said angrily, Just now, a fan came to me. I thought he wanted to sign an autograph, and I was about to sign it! But he bowed his head in front of me!

Zhou Yi began to talk about his encounter just now.

I thought he wanted me to sign on top of his head! Guess what he said? He asked me to touch the top of his head! Touch the top of his head! Do you think he is crazy? Is he crazy?! I touched it He left after that! He just left! He didn’t even ask me for an autograph! Only then did I realize that he wanted me to give him an 'empowerment'! Fill a wool cap! He is the only one who possesses the mysterious oriental witchcraft Mom is Tibetan Buddhism!

Zhou Yi was so emotional that he even uttered swear words... because he was so embarrassed just now - he was holding the pen in his hand, and he was smiling and ready to enjoy the treatment of a big star, but he bowed his head and gave him an empowerment! At that time, he was in a daze, and he didn't know how to put his hand on it...

But the teammates around him not only didn't sympathize with the poor Zhou Yi, but they laughed and laughed, very happy.

Gross Kreutz was lying on the ground laughing, Weidenfeller was wiping tears, and the instigator, Barrios, was covering his stomach with laughter...

Even the captain Kyle, who wanted to persuade him to make peace before, was lying on Dede's shoulder with a smile at this time.

Lucas, you're still laughing! Facing his teammates who were laughing all over the room, Zhou Yi could only catch Barrios, the instigator.

Barrios laughed out of breath and said, You...you haven't, haven't you explained, explained, explained through the media? Haha!

It's useless to explain it! People don't believe it! Zhou Yi was wronged, and the baby felt bitter. These days, boring truths are far less popular than exaggerated rumors...

I'm sorry, Zhou Yi. Ha! Barrios could only apologize to Zhou Yi.

Thank you for your apology, Lucas. But if you don't smile after saying sorry, I believe you are sincere. Zhou Yi said with a straight face.

Well, I was just joking... Barrios said with a suppressed smile, but his eyes still completed the crescent moon.

Are you really kidding? Zhou Yi asked, staring at him.

Uh...Actually, I really think you know oriental witchcraft...you know I've never been to China...

Our China has high-rise buildings, airplanes and cars, and is a modern country like Germany.

The people in our place are all right, with feathers on the top of their heads and naked upper body, they dance to the Great God. Zhou Yi said.

Barrios was a little disappointed: So you are really lucky?

Of course! Zhou Yi said decisively.

Gross Kreutz finally got up from the ground, and he patted Zhou Yi on the shoulder: Actually, don't you think this setting is cool, Zhou Yi?

What's so cool about this? When Zhou Yi thought of the images of those great dancers, he felt backward and ignorant.

Of course it's cool! Gross Kreutz said this, his eyes lit up: Think about it, Zhou Yi. We need autographs for the fans. When there are more people, the autographs will hurt your wrists. But it’s easy for you, the fans cheer up and surround you, you only need to look serious and raise your hands slightly, and each of them will humbly bow their heads in front of you and let you stroke the top of their heads... That's it! Does it look like the Pope?

While speaking, Gross Kreutz also imitated the appearance of the Pope, raising his hand solemnly to touch the top of Zhou Yi's head.

But his hand was dodged by Zhou Yi: Thank you! Grandpa!

He gritted his teeth and said.

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Later, Zhou Yi still met those Dortmund fans who came here admiringly. They did not seek Zhou Yi's signature, or they had no interest in seeking Zhou Yi's signature. They came to Zhou Yi to ask Zhou Yi for blessings from the Eastern Wizard...

Some people are broken in love, and I hope Zhou Yi can bless her to find a suitable husband as soon as possible. Some people came to Zhouyi to ask for blessings because they were about to take the exam and were worried that they would fail the exam. There are even couples who come to him because they have been unable to conceive a child for a long time!

At the beginning, Zhou Yi explained to people very seriously that he does not know witchcraft, nor is he a wizard.

For infertility, you should go to a specialized hospital instead of coming to me! I'm not giving birth to Guanyin!

But it was useless, even after he refused, people would still keep coming.

Even when he got home, he had to face another devout believer——Hannah.

Hannah really thought that Zhou Yi had mysterious witchcraft, so she widened her eyes and asked Zhou Yi seriously if she went to the bar tonight to meet her Prince Charming.

Zhou Yi did not expect that he would not be able to survive at home, but he was tired of explaining, so he nodded and said perfunctorily: Yes, yes, you will!

Hannah cheered, came up to give Zhou Yi a hug, and ran back to her room to get dressed.

As a result, that night, Hannah called back and told Cortana that she was not coming back, so there was no need to wait for her.

After hearing from Cortana that Hannah would not come back tonight, Zhou Yi was very surprised: Isn't it? I said it casually! Is this okay?

He began to really wonder if he was carrying a mysterious power that he didn't even know...

Maybe my dad is not a red second generation, but a superman from an alien planet? Hiding incognito among ordinary humans, secretly guarding the peace and tranquility of the earth? This setting is much cooler than any dancing master!

Hmm... It seems that it is necessary to call Dad to find out about it!

Just when Zhou Yi's brain was wide open and he began to fantasize about the story, Cortana chuckled beside him: On Hannah's terms, she should take the initiative. Is there any man who can't get into bed? For her, the entire bar They are all her Prince Charming.

As a descendant of Superman, Zhou Yi's beautiful dream of possessing superpowers was shattered just like that...

He glanced at Cortana: Why don't you accompany Hannah to the bar?

I don't like to go to that kind of place, all the men are full of sperm. Cortana snorted softly.

But last Christmas... Zhou Yi immediately exposed Cortana's lie.

I was with Hannah, who just fell out of love before Christmas.

Ah, that's really pathetic...

What's so pitiful? Her so-called broken love is that the man stopped answering her calls after sleeping with her twice. What's so pitiful about a relationship that only lasted two nights? Cortana shrugged. She wanted to go to the bar just to catch another one.

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded. Although he knew that foreign women were very open, Hannah's openness still had a great impact on him from China. In daily contact, he always felt that Hannah was just like the sister next door, kind, friendly and lively. It was really hard to imagine what she looked like in bed...

Zhou Yi shook his head, it's better not to think about that kind of picture.

Why? Are you interested in Hannah? Cortana teased Zhou Yi when she saw Zhou Yi was in a daze.

Are you kidding me! Zhou Yi immediately scowled. I will never...

You look down on Hannah? Think she's too open? Cortana blinked, I know Chinese people are very conservative...

No. Zhou Yi shook his head, and said seriously, Liking and loving such things are very serious.

Seeing Zhou Yi say such words in a serious manner, Cortana was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled: It's really against the law for a kid with no hair to say 'love'.

Hi! I'm eighteen! Zhou Yi protested.

Ah, I'm sorry. You Chinese are all young. Cortana said she was apologizing, but her attitude didn't mean to apologize at all, she was still teasing Zhou Yi. But for a boy with zero experience who can't even walk around a woman's waist, it's still very offensive to say such things.

New work! Asking for recommendations, asking for rewards, asking for book reviews, asking for clicks, asking for favorites!

She was laughing at Zhou Yi and her pretending to be a couple.

What's the matter with zero experience? It's not shameful to have no experience! Zhou Yi, as a man, couldn't stand being ridiculed by a woman all the time, and rose up to refute. If I see a beautiful and sexy woman, I will go for sex. What's the difference with a stallion? If it's just to satisfy my sexual desire, I can masturbate! There are all kinds of Japanese, European and American tastes! Why would I waste my feelings just to sleep with someone else?

Zhou Yi said directly in front of Cortana, Jerking off. It was also a fight. Cortana was also stunned.

There is still a difference between sexual impulse and love? If I don't really like her, but just obsessed with her body, why should I use lies to deceive her? But loving someone is different. I think apart from the physical relationship, There will always be other things, right? For example, like-mindedness, spiritual support, and being comfortable without doing anything together! You won’t feel uncomfortable, disgusted, or irritable! If you are not happy together, where are you?

Cortana stared blankly at Zhou Yi's emotionally long speech in front of her, and she didn't recover until Zhou Yi finished speaking.

Seeing Cortana's absent-minded look, Zhou Yi proudly said, Now do you understand? Although I have no experience, I have a wealth of theoretical knowledge!

Cortana nodded: Understood. This is the first time I've seen someone who can say 'no one wants' so grandly and impassionedly.

Hello! Zhou Yi was dissatisfied.

Ah, I'm sorry. This is the first time I've seen someone say 'virgin' so grandly and impassionedly. Cortana corrected herself.

It doesn't make sense to you! Zhou Yi snorted and returned to his room.

It was rare for Cortana not to chase after him, but to stare at his back, thoughtful.

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PS, this chapter is the lord's addition, thank the lord [Gouyue's] for rewarding Piaohong, and I wish you a happy Chinese New Year! (To be continued) [This text is provided by Qihang Update Group @结舞界吻] If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. )

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