Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning
#39 - Section 39
Tokisaki Kurumi smiled and said, "Ara, I wonder what the humans from other worlds taste like when 'eaten'."
Su Xiaoqi found it very amusing to watch Lu Linglong, who was still reciting her lines. As for Chopper, our little adorable pet was starting to get nervous, muttering incessantly, "Nami, please don't hit me."
Just then, Zhu Zhuqing and Kaito Kuroba walked out of their rooms.
Su Xiaoqi looked at the 'Cobra' and 'Nami' before her and nodded with satisfaction. 'Cobra' gets a perfect score, 'Nami' gets ninety points.
Needless to say, Kaito Kuroba's portrayal of 'Cobra' was excellent. Zhu Zhuqing's portrayal of 'Nami' was perfect in every aspect except for her figure, which couldn't replicate Nami's original form. After all, Zhu Zhuqing's greatest advantage was something he had experienced many times.
Su Xiaoqi looked at everyone and said, "It's almost time. Everyone, take your positions at the designated locations. Once Kohza appears, our performance will officially begin."
"Come on, let's repeat our slogan one more time."
"Screw Nami, save Vivi!"
A few minutes later, the video transponder snails that Su Xiaoqi had placed in all the cities of Alabasta lit up simultaneously. Each city displayed a live broadcast of the events unfolding in Nanohana, including the rainy city where Nami and her group were currently located.
Luffy looked at the suddenly appearing screen and asked curiously, "Eh? What's this?"
Aside from Luffy, the simple-minded idiot, the others knew that Su Xiaoqi must be behind this. They guessed that he was probably going to expose the fake Cobra.
With Kohza's appearance, Vivi and Kaito Kuroba, disguised as King Cobra, appeared before everyone.
All the citizens of Alabasta watching the live broadcast were stunned. Mr. 2, who was playing Cobra, was stunned. Even Crocodile and Robin, who were secretly watching from the sidelines after receiving information from their subordinates, were stunned.
Coming back to his senses, Crocodile frowned and said, "Miss All Sunday, I need an explanation."
Robin shook her head and said, "I don't know about this either. We lost track of Princess Vivi's movements on Drum Island."
"A bunch of useless fools!" Crocodile cursed angrily, his eyes fixed on the screen in front of him.
The commotion caused by the real and fake Cobras quickly subsided. With Vivi, the genuine princess, present, the two sides only needed to confront each other briefly before Mr. 2 revealed his flaws. In the end, even Crocodile and his Baroque Works' conspiracy were exposed on the spot.
When the members of Baroque Works saw that the situation was not good, they tried to take potshots at Vivi and the 'real' Cobra from the shadows. However, just as they raised the guns in their hands, they were taken care of by the clones sent out by Tokisaki Kurumi.
Su Xiaoqi nodded as he watched Vivi giving an impassioned speech. This little princess was performing well, not at all stage-frightened.
In comparison, looking at Lu Linglong, who was still reciting her lines beside him, there was no comparison without harm.
"The executives of Baroque Works have appeared. It's time for us two to make our entrance."
As soon as Su Xiaoqi finished speaking, he grabbed Lu Linglong and jumped down from the high place.
Their sudden appearance caused another commotion at the scene. As planned, Su Xiaoqi first knocked Bon Clay unconscious with a Ki Blast and then shouted loudly:
"Everyone is forbidden to move, or your fate will be the same as this idiot!"
To better intimidate the group, Su Xiaoqi fired another Ki Blast, directly destroying a building beside him.
After the scene quieted down, Vivi looked at Su Xiaoqi and Lu Linglong and shouted, "Who are you people?"
Su Xiaoqi and Lu Linglong exchanged a glance and nodded. The most exciting moment had arrived.
Lu Linglong: "Since you have asked so sincerely."
Su Xiaoqi: "We will mercifully tell you."
Lu Linglong: "To prevent the world from being destroyed."
Su Xiaoqi: "To protect the peace of the world."
Lu Linglong: "Embracing evil with love and truth."
Su Xiaoqi: "The cute and charming villain."
Lu Linglong: "Lu Linglong."
Su Xiaoqi: "Su Xiaoqi."
Together: "We are the Odd Jobs Pirates, traversing the Grand Line, where killing, looting, and all kinds of evil deeds await us."
Chopper jumped between the two at the right time, "That's right, Chopper."
Despite having seen the two rehearse many times, Vivi, Kaito Kuroba, Tokisaki Kurumi, and Zhu Zhuqing, who had not yet appeared, still couldn't help but twitch their eyes.
Over at the rainy ground.
Nami and the other normal people were dumbfounded, staring blankly. Luffy and Usopp's eyes lit up, and they exclaimed excitedly, "Too... too cool! I want to play too."
Nami opened her mouth, and after a long while, she said, "What are they doing?"
Sanji wore an expression that said, "I understand," and shouted, "Do you even need to ask? It must be that bastard Su Xiaoqi who wants to show off! Damn it, how does he come up with everything?"
Sakata Gintoki shook his head and said, "No, no, no, Gintoki-san thinks there's a big problem here. What does this have to do with the Odd Jobs Pirates?"
Kaya smiled and said, "I think it's quite interesting. I wonder what kind of surprises they will bring us later."
On Su Xiaoqi's side, Lu Linglong murmured anxiously, "My dear Princess Vivi, please say your lines quickly! If you don't say them, I'm going to forget the words after 'quickly'."
Vivi, after a brief moment of daze, finally remembered that it was her turn to speak. She looked at the two in front of her and said, "What is the purpose of you two evil members of the Odd Jobs Pirates coming here?"
"Ohohohoho." Lu Linglong laughed loudly and grabbed Cobra's throat, saying, "We are here under the orders of Captain Nami to capture you, princess."
Su Xiaoqi \u0026 Vivi \u0026 Kaito Kuroba: Big sister, you've captured the wrong person!
Lu Linglong, still not realizing that she had captured the wrong person, desperately winked at Su Xiaoqi, "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and grab the person!"
Helpless, Su Xiaoqi could only hold Vivi in his arms. The original script was supposed to have him grab Kaito Kuroba while Lu Linglong held Vivi.
This outcome meant that it should have been Vivi's turn to perform, but now, in Su Xiaoqi's arms, she had forgotten all her lines. Not to mention resisting, she even adjusted her posture to make herself more comfortable.
At this time, Lu Linglong also realized that she had captured the wrong person. Looking at Su Xiaoqi, she whispered, "How about we release them both first and then capture them again?"
"Sigh..."
Su Xiaoqi looked at the dazed Lu Linglong and the enjoying Vivi and sighed silently in his heart.
This year's actresses are hard to handle. Even with him and Kaito, two movie emperors, working together, they can't carry her.
Chapter 76: Lu Linglong's Operation Stunned Everyone
"Release King Cobra, release Princess Vivi!"
The sudden reprimand made Su Xiaoqi happy and also brought Vivi, who was immersed in Su Xiaoqi's embrace, back to her senses.
"Crap, I was enjoying myself too much just now and accidentally forgot my script!"
Just as Vivi was hesitating whether to continue reciting her lines, she suddenly remembered the precautions Su Xiaoqi had told them before.
"You guys remember, if you encounter any unexpected situations, let me handle them first, and then you act according to my words or winks."
Su Xiaoqi looked at Kohza in front of him and said, "According to my investigation, you seem to be the leader of the rebel army. Wouldn't it be more beneficial to your rebellion if I captured these two?"
Kohza pointed at Mr. 2 on the ground and said, "We were all deceived by this guy. Now that we know the truth, we can no longer commit rebellious acts against this country."
"Our enemies now are you, the Odd Jobs Pirates, and Crocodile and his Baroque Works."
"The leader is right, this time we must defend our country and drive you evil pirates out of here."
"Yes, drive them out!"
"Drive them out!"
Su Xiaoqi smiled as he looked at the spirited rebel army. The rebellion problem in Alabasta was considered resolved. Next, he could focus on tricking Nami.
"If you don't want Princess Vivi to die, shut your mouths."
Su Xiaoqi shouted loudly, silencing everyone. Just as he was about to continue speaking, he heard Lu Linglong, that innocent little girl, chatting with the hostage 'Cobra' in her hands.
"Kuaidou, what should I do next? The situation is completely messed up now."
"Improvise. The script is dead, but people are alive. Just remember the theme of tricking Nami."
"Can I add some of my own scenes?"
"Do whatever you want, Su Xiaoqi will help you smooth things over anyway."
Su Xiaoqi felt like he was going crazy. Could you two please pay attention to the current situation? Should I prepare two stools and a bag of melon seeds for you to chat slowly?
"No, I absolutely can't let Lu Linglong improvise freely, otherwise we'll be exposed sooner or later."
Thinking of this, Su Xiaoqi shouted towards the roof in front: "Captain Chopper, let our Princess Vivi and these foolish citizens see our captain Nami."
In that instant, everyone's eyes converged on Chopper above the roof.
Standing on the roof, Chopper felt a little nervous facing the tens of thousands of gazes below. He took a deep breath and shouted: "You bastards, open your eyes wide and see clearly, this is our Jack-of-All-Trades Pirate Crew's captain, Nami!"
As Chopper's voice fell, Nami's figure slowly appeared before everyone's eyes.
"Huh? Why is there another Nami over there?"
Luffy looked at the Nami appearing on the screen with a puzzled expression. The others all turned their gazes to Nami, as they had already guessed what Su Xiaoqi was trying to do with such a big commotion.
This was to trick Nami to death.
As for the real Nami, when she saw her face appear on the screen, she didn't get angry or go berserk. The expression on her face was surprisingly calm.
"Everyone, if I want to kill Su Xiaoqi, will you help me, right?"
At Nanohala, no one expected the captain of the Jack-of-All-Trades Pirate Crew to be a young girl. No matter how they looked at her, they couldn't associate her with a vicious pirate.
Vivi, seeing the look Su Xiaoqi gave her, instantly entered the state and said loudly: "What is your purpose here? Are you going to steal this country like Crocodile?"
'Nami' sneered and said: "Don't compare Crocodile, that trash, with me. I beat pirate scum like him every time I see them, until they don't dare to come out again."
"As for my purpose, of course it is..."
Lu Linglong interrupted at this time: "Our purpose is all the treasures of your Alabasta."
"Old man, hand over all the money obediently, you don't want your country's princess to become this man's plaything, do you?"
Su Xiaoqi and Zhu Zhuqing looked at Lu Linglong speechlessly. You really know how to add scenes for yourself.
Kuroto looked at Lu Linglong's face, which was flushed with excitement. I told you to improvise, is this how you improvise?
Kosa shouted: "Don't even think about it, we will never hand over this country's treasures and Princess Vivi to you evil pirates."
As his voice fell, all the former rebels raised their guns at Su Xiaoqi and the others.
"Stop it."
'Cobra' shouted loudly and looked at Lu Linglong: "All the money in this country can be given to you, but please don't hurt my people, otherwise no matter where you run, this country and the World Government will not let you go."
Lu Linglong looked at the 'Nami' above and said: "Captain 'Nami', this old fool dares to threaten us, should we kill him?"
'Nami' and 'Cobra' twitched at the corners of their mouths at the same time. They felt that Lu Linglong was too immersed in the role now. Vivi looked at Su Xiaoqi, asking what to do now?
Su Xiaoqi had no other choice but to end it as soon as possible. If Lu Linglong continued to act crazy like this, he didn't know what direction things would develop in next.
Anyway, his goal of tricking Nami this time had almost been achieved. Her bounty would definitely not be low after the Alabasta incident, but he had to add fuel to the fire before leaving.
Su Xiaoqi glanced at the Baroque Work's restless executives and had a candidate in mind. He planned to leave Mr. 1 and Mr. 2 for Zoro and Sanji to level up respectively. There was no need to leave Mr. 1's female partner, whose name he didn't even know.
He raised his hand and sent the other party away directly with a Qigong wave, then looked at Mr. 1 and said: "Monk, go back and tell your boss that the partner beside him is not bad. If he still wants that thing, bring his partner to the royal capital to find us."
He could already imagine Nami coming to the royal capital with a knife to chop him after seeing the current scene. Robin's matter would probably be thrown to the back of her mind.
Playing is playing, fooling around is fooling around, but the people who should get on Luffy's ship still have to get on it, after all, Luffy is his friend now.
"Eh?" Hearing these words, Lu Linglong whispered: "Kuaidou, isn't this what we were going to say before we left? Why is Su Xiaoqi ending it so soon? I still have so many lines to say."
"Isn't it because of your 'extraordinary performance'." Kuroto muttered silently in his heart, looked at Lu Linglong and said: "That's about it, let's play next time."
"Okay..." Lu Linglong pouted reluctantly. She felt like some kind of switch had been turned on and she couldn't stop at all.
Su Xiaoqi and Lu Linglong threw the smoke bombs that Kuroto had prepared for them in advance on the ground. They took advantage of the chaos to come to the roof and reunite with Zhu Zhuqing, Chopper, and Tokisaki Kurumi.
Lu Linglong looked at the crowd below and suddenly recalled the classic lines from a certain anime she had seen before. She felt that it was very suitable to use it as the ending today.
So, amidst everyone's confusion, Lu Linglong slowly opened her mouth and said:
"Everyone below, listen to me."
"No one stands in the sky from the beginning, whether it's you, or me, or even God, but the unbearable vacancy of this throne of heaven is about to end. From now on, our Jack-of-All-Trades Pirate Crew's captain Nami will stand at the top!"
With a "thud", Su Xiaoqi fell directly to the ground. He felt that the biggest failure in his plan this time was letting Lu Linglong join.
Who do you think you are, Aizen Sōsuke?
Chapter 77 Nami is here, Crocodile is also here, the final scene begins
Alabasta, Rainbase.
Crocodile bit off the cigar in his mouth the moment the screen went black. He couldn't wait to appear in Nanohala immediately and kill all the people in this Jack-of-All-Trades Pirate Crew.
However, he was very concerned about the 'thing' that Su Xiaoqi mentioned. Everything he had done in the past few years was to seize the ancient weapon "Pluton" of the Alabasta Kingdom.
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