Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning

Su Xiaoqi: This idiot became a well-known playboy after arriving at Shrek Academy, with women on both arms, frequenting brothels. The number of women he's been with is beyond your imagination.

Su Xiaoqi: As for his fiancée and the fight for the throne, he's long forgotten about them. In his words, he's going to be killed by his elder brother sooner or later anyway, so he might as well enjoy life while he can.

Sakata Gintoki: So envious, ah, no, that's just awful.

Nami: A man like that is simply the scum of men.

Lu Linglong: That's indeed too much, but didn't he turn over a new leaf later?

Su Xiaoqi: Heh, do you know what Zhu Zhuqing was going through while he was playing around with women? She was being hunted down by her own sister!

Su Xiaoqi: Zhu Zhuqing was assassinated all the way to Soto City. Even so, she didn't give up, wanting to find her fiancé and rely on their combined strength to fight back.

Su Xiaoqi: But after Zhu Zhuqing found Dai Mubai, this guy actually went to brothels right in front of her face. Is that something a human being could do?

Sakata Gintoki: Gintoki can't stand it anymore, Gintoki's going to go teach him a lesson.

Nami: I can't stand it either, don't let me see him.

Lu Linglong: You two wait a minute, there must be a twist in this story, otherwise Zhu Zhuqing wouldn't have married him in the end, let's hear the whole story first.

Su Xiaoqi: This guy did turn over a new leaf later, but do you know why? After watching 'Douluo Continent' 99 times, I finally found the answer.

Su Xiaoqi: First, Zhu Zhuqing was young when Dai Mubai abandoned her, but by the time Zhu Zhuqing found him, she had become a great beauty. Personally, I think her looks are above both of yours, and her figure is even more amazing.

Su Xiaoqi: @Lu Linglong, Zhu Zhuqing was not even 12 years old and looked exactly like you do now, comparable to Nami two years later, isn't that amazing.

Lu Linglong: Oh my god, that's too exaggerated, wait, how do you know my figure?

Su Xiaoqi: I've seen your anime too.

Sakata Gintoki: Hold on a minute! Linglong, could you send Gintoki a full-body photo to see?

Lu Linglong: Dream on.

Su Xiaoqi: Gintoki, just imagine what Nami will look like in two years.

Nami: No, don't imagine it, hurry up and continue.

Su Xiaoqi: Ok, how can Zhu Zhuqing's current beauty compare to the kind of women he used to play with? Plus, Zhu Zhuqing's personality aroused his desire to conquer.

Su Xiaoqi: But Zhu Zhuqing didn't have any good feelings for Dai Mubai at first, even disgust, so naturally she wouldn't agree to him so easily.

Su Xiaoqi: So after a long time, our Third Prince became unhappy. In his understanding, it's like, I've already humbled myself to please you, Zhu Zhuqing, and stopped playing with other women, what are you still pretending to be noble in front of me for?

Su Xiaoqi: His behavior gives me the feeling that it's like a woman who comes out to sell herself and goes back to her hometown to find an honest man to marry after earning enough money. Although this analogy isn't very pleasant, Zhu Zhuqing was initially such a woman in Dai Mubai's eyes.

Su Xiaoqi: What really changed Dai Mubai's heart was the appearance of a person who allowed him to see the hope of winning against his elder brother, which is the second point I want to talk about.

Zhu Zhuqing: That person is Tang San?

Su Xiaoqi: How do you know? Haven't you joined Shrek Academy yet?

Zhu Zhuqing: I just watched a few episodes of 'Douluo Continent'. The whole story revolves around him. In your words, he should be the chosen one of my world.

Su Xiaoqi: That's right, I'll analyze Tang San for you slowly later, but I advise you to stay away from him after joining Shrek Academy, especially don't hurt Xiao Wu by his side, otherwise you will have a death wish in his eyes.

Zhu Zhuqing: Thank you, I'll pay attention.

Su Xiaoqi: Then I'll continue. If it weren't for Tang San, let alone you two becoming gods in the end, you wouldn't even be able to defeat your sister and Dai Mubai's elder brother. Dai Mubai slowly began to change after seeing the potential Tang San showed.

Su Xiaoqi: Due to neglecting cultivation, Dai Mubai's soul power was only level 37 at the age of 15. Compared with others, he seemed like a genius, but he was still far behind the real geniuses.

Su Xiaoqi: If you only rely on normal cultivation, then you have no hope of winning the Soul Master Competition a year later, but you all ate immortal herbs later, and your soul power skyrocketed as if you had a cheat. Just take you as an example, after eating the immortal herb, your soul power increased by a full 7 levels.

Zhu Zhuqing: This immortal herb is so powerful?

Su Xiaoqi: Yes, its effect on you is not only to improve your soul power level, but more importantly, to improve the physique and martial soul defects of each of you.

Su Xiaoqi: To be honest, even if you eat the immortal herbs, you can eventually win the championship or even defeat your sister, it is Tang San who made most of the contribution, but no matter what, from the result, you and Dai Mubai did win, and you two got the attention of the royal family.

Su Xiaoqi: And you slowly began to accept Dai Mubai in this process, but to put it bluntly, you didn't accept him because you loved him at first, your heart made you unable to forgive his past.

Su Xiaoqi: The best proof is that the immortal herb you originally absorbed should have been 'Lovesick Heartbroken Red'. You must be thinking of your beloved when picking this kind of immortal herb, and if you are even slightly distracted, you will fail. You should have guessed the result.

Su Xiaoqi: But the reality forced you to bow your head, you can't live without him, and he also needs your power to form a martial soul fusion skill with him. You should be very clear in your heart that with Dai Mubai's personality, it is impossible to have only one woman by his side after inheriting the throne, you are just compromising with yourself.

Su Xiaoqi: Of course, I'm not saying that your choice is wrong, you just want to live, there's nothing wrong with that, that's why I said you eventually lived into the person you hated the most, it's a pity.

Su Xiaoqi: As for Dai Mubai, my personal summary is that he is a scumbag, I will not say anything to whitewash him, he doesn't deserve it.

Chapter 7: Sakuragi Hanamichi, Who Doesn't Know How to Use Chat Groups

Nami: That Dai Mubai is a complete scumbag, abandoning his fiancée and going out to have fun by himself.

Sakata Gintoki: Although Gintoki is a playboy, he is not obscene. After all, it is easy to get his * * * sick in that kind of place.

Lu Linglong: Did you say something terrible? Otherwise, why would it be blocked?

Sakata Gintoki: Ah, it's not anything terrible, it's just something I have, and you don't.

Lu Linglong: Shut up.

Zhu Zhuqing ignored the messages from other people. Every word Su Xiaoqi sent was like a thorn, piercing into her heart one by one.

Perhaps she could pretend to convince herself that Dai Mubai would have other women after inheriting the throne, after all, no emperor has only one woman by his side from ancient times to the present, but she can never convince herself to forgive Dai Mubai for messing around, especially in such dirty places as brothels.

But in the end, she still chose the person she hated. Su Xiaoqi was right, she compromised in order to live, choosing to turn a blind eye.

Zhu Zhuqing suddenly felt that the way she acted when she first met Dai Mubai in 'Douluo Continent' was ridiculous. Since she compromised in the end, why did she pretend to be noble in the first place.

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhuqing had a desolate smile on her face, "Perhaps I'm just a high-end toy in his eyes."

Just then, Su Xiaoqi's message made her eyes light up.

Su Xiaoqi: @Zhu Zhuqing, why aren't you talking? Could it be that you're hiding in a corner and crying secretly?

Su Xiaoqi: What I just said is just the situation in your original work, what does it have to do with you now? If you don't like the ending in the original work, you can completely take a different path. Don't forget that you are also someone who has a cheat now, you can completely become a god with your own strength, even surpass God.

Lu Linglong: How can you comfort a girl like that, but what you said is indeed correct.

Zhu Zhuqing: What should I do?

【Su Xiaoqi: Before you ask what to do, first ask yourself what path you want to take in the future? You two can also think about this question. @Nami, @Lu Linglong.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Why don't you ask Gin-san?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Uh... how should I put it about your world? Although there are enemies, most of the time it's focused on comedy. And I believe Gin-san will make the most correct choice after watching the anime 'Gintama' about your world.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Damn it, Gin-san already said he doesn't like men, why do you have to know me so well?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Get lost, I don't like men either, especially white-haired perms. Also, 'Ha-me Ha-me Ha' warning.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Damn it, so what if you're a Saiyan? Gin-san isn't envious at all.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Saiyans are indeed amazing, smug.jpg.】

【Sakata Gintoki: One day Gin-san will become a Saiyan too, and then use my 'Ultimate Flash' to clash with you.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Sure, I'll be waiting for you, but by then I might be a Super Saiyan.】

【Su Xiaoqi: How about this, while you guys are considering this question, I'll tell you about the anime corresponding to the other two people first. @Lu Linglong, the anime about you is 'Under One Person'. @Sakuragi Hanamichi, the anime about you is 'Slam Dunk'.】

【Lu Linglong: Thank you, but why hasn't Sakuragi Hanamichi been saying anything?】

【Su Xiaoqi: I don't know either, maybe he doesn't know how to use it? Probably.】

Slam Dunk world.

"Damn it, why is it that only my messages can't be sent!"

At this moment, Sakuragi Hanamichi was going crazy. He really wanted to send messages too, but he didn't know how to send them. No matter how much he shouted, it was useless.

His good buddy Mito Yohei stepped forward and asked, "Sakuragi, you've been talking to yourself since just now, what are you saying? What chat group? What beauties?"

"I think he's probably having mental problems due to too many rejections. After all, this is his fiftieth rejection. This record will never be broken, hahaha."

"Bang."

The moment Takamiya Nozomi finished speaking, he was met with Sakuragi Hanamichi's 'Love Headbutt'.

"Ugh... damn... it."

Takamiya Nozomi fell to the ground in pain, unable to get up again.

"It's your mental state that has problems, you bastard."

Feeling unsatisfied, Sakuragi Hanamichi cursed at Takamiya Nozomi on the ground again, then turned to look at Mito Yohei and said anxiously, "Yohei, can you help me?"

"Sakuragi, what exactly is wrong with you? Tell me what happened to you little by little."

Mito Yohei frowned. Sakuragi Hanamichi's current reaction made him feel too abnormal. Although he was still very excited, he didn't cry, make a fuss, or threaten to hang himself like he used to after being rejected. This excitement made him feel like the other party had encountered something happy.

Sakuragi Hanamichi nodded and stood in place, gesticulating as he began to tell Mito Yohei about being invited into the chat group...

【Zhu Zhuqing: I've thought it over, I won't rely on Dai Mubai anymore. This time, I will survive by my own strength. Even if I unfortunately die in the end, I don't want to live like someone I hate.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Very good, then you should go have dinner first, then go back to the hotel to sleep, and go to Shrek Academy to register for enrollment when you wake up tomorrow.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: ? ? ?】

【Nami: ? ? ?】

【Sakata Gintoki: ? ? ?】

【Lu Linglong: Wait, did you get something wrong? What's the difference between doing this and following the plot?】

【Su Xiaoqi: I know you guys are anxious, but don't be anxious, let me finish speaking.】

【Su Xiaoqi: You should know the concept of parallel worlds, right?】

【Lu Linglong: Of course I know that, it's mentioned in books.】

【Su Xiaoqi: So, first we have to determine whether the Douluo Continent world that Zhu Zhuqing is in is the same world as in the original work. After all, even something as magical as a chat group has appeared, it wouldn't be surprising to encounter some parallel world, right?】

【Sakata Gintoki: Wait, what is a parallel world?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Let me give you an example, you are currently Sakata Gintoki in the 'Gintama' world, but in another space-time, although it is also the 'Gintama' world, you might be Sakata Ginko. Simply put, you might have changed from a man to a woman.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Damn it, Gin-san will have his own * * * no matter which parallel world he's in.】

【Lu Linglong: Shut up already, then what?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Then enroll in the academy. With Zhu Zhuqing's current conditions, she could go to other academies, but there's no need for that.】

【Su Xiaoqi: On the one hand, the Barak Kingdom doesn't have any academies suitable for her. On the other hand, it's not safe for her to go to Tiandou City alone. What if she encounters someone who is lustful and has ulterior motives on the way? That would be terrible.】

【Su Xiaoqi: So, letting Zhu Zhuqing join Shrek Academy is the safest thing to do at this stage, but the joining I'm talking about is completely different from the joining in the plot. You have to remember this well.】

Chapter 8: Web Novel Tropes Are Usually Like This

【Su Xiaoqi: I'm letting you join Shrek Academy, but I'm not letting you truly join. Although your person has joined Shrek Academy, your heart cannot join. Can you understand what I'm saying?】

【Zhu Zhuqing: I can understand.】

【Su Xiaoqi: That's good. After you join, just do your own thing usually. You don't need to deliberately maintain a good relationship with anyone. Remember, it's anyone, because everyone in Shrek Academy except you is not normal, or rather, the others' values are problematic.】

【Lu Linglong: What do you mean by that? I don't know about the others, but didn't you just say that Zhu Zhuqing's ability to become a god relies on Tang San's help? From that point of view, he's very sincere towards his friends.】

【Nami: I think so too.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Zhu Zhuqing, tell us your opinion of him after watching those few episodes of 'Douluo Continent'.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: My impression of him wasn't good at first. Before transmigrating, he stole things from his own sect. After transmigrating, he clearly has the soul of an adult, but he pretends to be a child and sleeps with that girl named Xiao Wu every day. Also, I feel that this person is a bit dark inside, and he threatens to kill people over every little thing.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: But I also admit that he really takes care of Xiao Wu after becoming her brother. From this point of view, he's still not bad.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Well, that's a very objective evaluation, except for one thing you got wrong. They are siblings now, but they will be husband and wife in the future. Also, Xiao Wu is not a human, she is a soul beast that has transformed after 100,000 years. Her true form is a rabbit. You will know these things when you continue watching.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: What! How is that possible?】

【Sakata Gintoki: Ah... Gin-san can't understand what you guys are talking about at all now. What's with the transmigration again? And what are soul beasts and rabbits? But these things are not important. Can siblings get married?】

【Lu Linglong: Although your focus is very problematic, I also want to ask.】

【Su Xiaoqi: We'll discuss Tang San's affairs later after you guys have watched 'Douluo Continent'. This can't be explained in a short time.】

【Su Xiaoqi: In short, don't get too deeply involved with these people. First of all, you don't owe them anything in this life. Secondly, even though you are a member of the Shrek Seven Devils in the original work, you are the most marginalized one among the seven.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Remember I told you before that there's a plot where you move to Tiandou City?】

【Zhu Zhuqing: I remember.】

【Su Xiaoqi: When you get to Tiandou City, that's when you leave Shrek. By that time, you should have finished watching 'Douluo Continent', and you should know very well what kind of people they are.】

【Su Xiaoqi: From the time you join Shrek Academy to the time you leave, the most important thing besides cultivating every day is to earn points. Points are the fastest way to improve your strength.】

【Lu Linglong: Aren't points only available through signing in and selling things?】