Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning

【Su Xiaoqi: Another point is that you were too reckless, cultivating Kurosaki Ichigo into your own enemy, keeping Gin Ichimaru, that traitor, by your side for amusement. Although your own strength indeed gave you the capital to be reckless, you ultimately got yourself killed by your own recklessness.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Of course, there's the factor of Kurosaki Ichigo, that cheat, using his hacks. Maybe you yourself felt lonely and didn't want to play anymore. But don't you think it's a bit laughable that you laid the groundwork for so long, only to end things in such a way?】

【Su Xiaoqi: One last thing, your strength isn't invincible even among the Soul Reapers. You can't beat Yhwach, and you'd probably have a hard time against that Monk Minister Nimaiya Oetsu of the Zero Squad. His Zanpakuto ability counters all Soul Reapers. And finally, there's that cheat, Kurosaki Ichigo.】

【Su Xiaoqi: But no matter what, this doesn't affect my appreciation for you as a person, especially that 'hair gel hand' scene when you left the Soul Society. That part really showcased your awesomeness to the fullest.】

【Lu Linglong: Pfft, 'hair gel hand' is such an apt description, @Aizen Sosuke, idol, I don't mean to make fun of you at all, that part was really cool.】

【Aizen Sosuke: It's alright, @Su Xiaoqi, your comments are very pertinent. If you ever need anything in the future, please tell me. Whether it's a person or a matter, I can fulfill one request for you.】

【Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, bro, get Aizen to give you Belle, then you give her to Gintoki. Or Nel, Rangiku, Orihime, any of them will do.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Get lost.】

【Namikaze Minato: @Su Xiaoqi, can you tell me about my situation over there?】

【Sakata Gintoki: Fourth Hokage, looking at your dazed appearance, you're probably dead, right?】

【Namikaze Minato: Ah, that's right. My soul is currently inside a Shinigami's stomach. I really want to know how Konoha is doing and what Naruto is up to.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Gintoki advises you not to know. That way, you can die a little more peacefully.】

【Nami: Can you white-haired guy speak properly? The guy's already dead, and you still have to say things like that.】

【Lu Linglong: Speaking of which, can dead people join the group?】

【Namikaze Minato: Although I'm dead, my soul is still here. @Sakata Gintoki, what did you mean by what you just said? Could it be that Konoha encountered some dangerous event after my death?】

【Sakata Gintoki: More or less. Let Xiaoqi tell you the details. Gintoki doesn't like talking about these tragic things. Gintoki likes chatting happily with the ladies. @Kashiwazaki Sena, @Himejima Akeno, wanna chat?】

【Himejima Akeno: Ara, right now I'm more interested in listening to stories.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Me too, I think what you guys are talking about is amazing.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: @Himejima Akeno, are you ever going to stop?】

【Himejima Akeno: Ara, little sister, that's my personal right.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Big-boobed monster, you just wait.】

【Himejima Akeno: Alright, then I'll wait.】

【Namikaze Minato: @Su Xiaoqi, could I trouble you to tell me? I can exchange it for ninjutsu.】

【Su Xiaoqi: There's no need for ninjutsu or anything, I don't practice that stuff.】

【Nami: @Namikaze Minato, you can give it to me. I can watch the anime about you and then tell you.】

【Namikaze Minato: Thank you for your kindness, but that would still take time, right? I really want to know now.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Namikaze Minato, the matter about Naruto and Konoha can't be explained in just a few words. It's very complicated. If you only want the result, I can tell you. Afterwards, you can watch the anime 'Naruto'. You can easily get points by selling a few ninjutsu to the store.】

【Namikaze Minato: Thank you, then please tell me the result first. Whether it's good or bad, I can accept it.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Let's talk about the good things first. Your son, Uzumaki Naruto, eventually became a hero of the ninja world and became the Seventh Hokage. In the end, he even married the rich and beautiful princess of the Hyuga clan.】

【Namikaze Minato: As expected of my son, I can rest assured now.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Don't be happy too soon. Now I'm going to talk about the bad things. Your son's childhood was very, very miserable. As for how miserable, you should go see for yourself. But I must warn you in advance, it's best to have some psychological preparation before watching.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Also, after you finish watching, you might feel that protecting Konoha with your life was a mistake.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Gintoki adds that Danzo really deserved to die. Hiruzen Sarutobi, that monkey, wasn't a good thing either. Anyone related to monkeys isn't a good person.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Sakata Gintoki, I think you're subtly scolding me.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: @Sakata Gintoki, you better be careful next time.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: I think after going to Linglong's place, I should just devour you first.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: @Tokisaki Kurumi, what's it to you?】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, Su Xiaoqi is protecting me so much, of course I have to protect him too.】

【Namikaze Minato: That... can I say one more thing?】

【Su Xiaoqi: I know you must have a lot of questions you want to ask now, but instead of me saying it here, it would be better for you to see it with your own eyes.】

【Namikaze Minato: I understand, thank you.】

【Prompt: Namikaze Minato uploaded Rasengan, obtained xxx points.】

【Prompt: Namikaze Minato sent a red envelope to Su Xiaoqi.】

【Namikaze Minato: @Su Xiaoqi, this is my little token of appreciation, you can give it to your little girlfriends.】

【Su Xiaoqi: ? ? ?】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, you have such good taste, I can help you if you want to kill someone in the future.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: @Tokisaki Kurumi, go cool off somewhere else.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Namikaze Minato, you're really generous, you actually gave me the Flying Thunder God Technique, then thank you very much.】

【Nami: @Su Xiaoqi, Oni-chan~~~】

【Su Xiaoqi: Scram.】

【Nami: You cheapskate, I'm going to say bad things about you in front of Vivi.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Hurry up and go.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: They're both done, so can it be my turn now? But I don't have any points, and I don't have anything to give either, I wonder if I can ask you.】

【Prompt: Sakata Gintoki sent a red envelope to Kashiwazaki Sena.】

【Sakata Gintoki: @Kashiwazaki Sena, what are points? Gintoki will give them to you. Gintoki will take care of you from now on.】

【Su Xiaoqi: I swear, you're really something.】

【Lu Linglong: @Sakata Gintoki, I've known you for so long, and you've never given me even 1 point. Now you're giving it to a newbie you just met? I really know you now. Let's break up.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Linglong, can we change our position? Gintoki doesn't know how to break up.】

【Lu Linglong: Get lost. Don't come near my missions.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Don't be like that. Why are you arguing with a kid? Even though Gintoki hasn't given you any points, Gintoki has given you all his love.】

【Lu Linglong: Heh... I don't believe you. You old geezer are so bad.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: @Sakata Gintoki, thank you. Although you don't look like a good person, I didn't expect you to be so kind-hearted.】

【Sakata Gintoki: ? ? ?】

【Lu Linglong: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. @Kashiwazaki Sena, little sister, you're great. This big sister will protect you in the group from now on.】

【Nami: @Sakata Gintoki, are you dumb? You offended Linglong and didn't even get anything good from it.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: Serves you right.】

Chapter 87: Chat Group Upgrade (Seeking First Subscription)

【Su Xiaoqi: @Kashiwazaki Sena, there's not much to say about your thing. It's a daily romance anime, said to be themed around making friends, but it ends up with the male lead building a harem.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Nani? Is there such a good thing? Who is that male lead? Gintoki wants to switch places with him.】

【Lu Linglong: Could this be using the guise of making friends to do some strange things?】

【Nami: She doesn't look like that kind of person.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Don't talk nonsense. Although I really want to make friends, I would never mess around.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Kashiwazaki Sena, ignore them. Give us a smile.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Hehe.】

【Lu Linglong: ... Okay, I admit I was overthinking it. This kind of girl can only be deceived.】

【Nami: @Kashiwazaki Sena, let me remind you, even if you trust Aizen Sōsuke in this group, you must never trust that awful Su Xiaoqi, otherwise you will be scammed badly.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Kashiwazaki Sena, want to be friends? The proper kind.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Okay.】

【Nami: So, after all I've said, you haven't listened to a single word?】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: @Nami, I listened, but I don't think this Su Xiaoqi is a bad person. He looks much more proper than Sakata Gintoki.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Hey hey hey, I'll be sad if you say that. Gintoki even gave you points, okay?】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: But I haven't taken them yet. My mother taught me that I can't take things from strangers casually.】

【Lu Linglong: This little girl, I'm really dying of laughter. This is too innocent.】

【Su Xiaoqi: In short, Kashiwazaki Sena is a very cute girl. You girls can take her out to play more often in the future. Just remember not to make her cry.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Damn it, how could Gintoki make such a cute girl cry? Gintoki can't wait to protect her.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: @Kashiwazaki Sena, don't chat with that white-haired guy in the group in the future.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Okay, big sister.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: That... I'm younger than you.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: ? ? ?】

【Lu Linglong: It's true. Zhu Zhuqing is the youngest in our chat group.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Oh oh, does that mean I have friends now?】

【Nami: Of course. We will protect you, this cute girl, and never let some evil Saiyan taint you.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Kashiwazaki Sena, you can feel free to play with the other girls here, but you should pay more attention to this Nami. She will swindle all your money.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: It's okay, my family has money.】

【Su Xiaoqi: ......】

【Nami: Hahaha, you're speechless, right? @Kashiwazaki Sena, you're so cute, let me give you a kiss.】

【Sakata Gintoki: @Kashiwazaki Sena, you're so cute, let me give you a kiss.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: @Sakata Gintoki, no, the big sisters won't let me play with you. I won't talk to you anymore.】

【Sakata Gintoki: ? ? ?, Gintoki suddenly feels that this world is meaningless.】

【Himejima Akeno: Ara, so is it my turn in the end?】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Are you sick? People have already said they don't know you, and you're still shamelessly trying to get close.】

【Himejima Akeno: @Su Xiaoqi, don't you boys like to watch anime with cute girls the most? I think I'm pretty good in all aspects. You know so much about everyone else, but you don't know me. Isn't that a bit unreasonable?】

Su Xiaoqi felt his back getting wet as he looked at these words. He didn't know how many times he had watched Himejima Akeno's anime, and he had almost worn out her doujinshi, but could he say that?

Fortunately, he had already thought of an excuse.

【Su Xiaoqi: Isn't that normal? There are hundreds of anime, and I can't possibly have watched every one of them.】

【Himejima Akeno: That's a pity. I was originally thinking of introducing you to my club president. She's a super beauty.】

【Su Xiaoqi: No need. I already have a girlfriend, and my two girlfriends are also great beauties.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Just stay over there. Aren't my spirits better than your club president?】

【Himejima Akeno: @Tokisaki Kurumi, please, what does this have to do with you? Who are you to him? It seems like you're the one shamelessly trying to get close.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: I have a relationship with him where he played with me.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: ? ? ?】

【Nami: ? ? ?】

【Lu Linglong: ? ? ?】

【Kuroba Kaito: ? ? ?】

【Su Xiaoqi: ? ? ?】

【Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, why the "?" What happened and when? Even if Gintoki can't beat you, I'll fight you today. Aren't Zhu Zhuqing and Princess Vivi enough for you?】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Tokisaki Kurumi, we may be familiar, but if you slander me, I'll sue you for defamation.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, didn't you play with my figure? There's no difference between the figure and me.】

【Su Xiaoqi: A figure is a figure, and you are you. They're not the same. Besides, I've never played with your figure.】