Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning

【柏崎星奈: Speaking of which, I almost died laughing yesterday. Even I know these basic basketball facts.】

【Sakuragi Hanamichi: You've made me lose all face.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Heh, Gintoki can only say you're all too superficial. Gintoki isn't pretending anymore. Actually, Gintoki was just trying to amuse you all yesterday. You didn't really think Gintoki didn't know this stuff, did you?】

【Nami: I wouldn't believe you in a million years. @Tokisaki Kurumi, @Lu Linglong, what's going on with you two?】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Nami, little kids shouldn't ask too many questions.】

【Nami: Fine, I'm going to go and take all the gold in that snake's belly for myself.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Then thank you. That way, I can save myself a trip and just come over and take the ready-made stuff.】

【Nami: I said take it all for myself. Do you understand, for myself?】

【Namikaze Minato: Sorry to interrupt. I have something I want to say to everyone.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: This feels so serious.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Minato, what's the situation on your end? You didn't say anything yesterday.】

【Namikaze Minato: Sorry, after I came back yesterday, I was secretly investigating some things. The current timeline is Konoha Year 64.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Interesting. Isn't this the year with the most major events in Naruto?】

【Namikaze Minato: Ah, that's right, but from the looks of it now, not even one event has happened yet.】

【Su Xiaoqi: So, the first plotline next is Pain coming to Konoha to carry rice?】

【Lu Linglong: Can you be serious? The tense atmosphere from just now was instantly ruined by that one sentence.】

【Sakata Gintoki: How many floors does a bag of rice need to be carried up?】

【Su Xiaoqi: A bag of rice needs to be carried up two floors.】

【Sakata Gintoki: I washed a bag of rice.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Every grain has mud. Who's going to give you a bag of rice?】

【Lu Linglong \u0026 Tokisaki Kurumi: Spicy, heavenly forest.】

【Namikaze Minato: ......】

【Nami: I don't think either of you are seasick at all.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Can you take me with you next time? I want to carry rice once too.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Then shall we do it again?】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Okay, okay.】

【Nami: You guys are enough. @Namikaze Minato, ignore them, keep talking.】

【Namikaze Minato: Although Hiruzen Sarutobi is already dead, I don't want to let him off so easily. I'll use Impure World Reincarnation to bring him out and confront him face to face.】

【Kuroba Kaito: Hiss, you're really not letting even the dead go. But I can understand, given what he did to your son.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Speaking of which, have you gone to see your son yet?】

【Namikaze Minato: Naruto is currently learning Sage Mode at Mount Myōboku. I'm not ready to meet him yet either.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Then what are your plans next?】

【Namikaze Minato: After I see Hiruzen Sarutobi, I'll go kill Danzo, and then establish an organization.】

【Kuroba Kaito: We can understand killing Danzo, but what do you mean by establishing an organization? You're not planning on going back to Konoha?】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Emulating Uchiha Madara? No, more accurately, emulating Black Zetsu by controlling everything from behind the scenes?】

【Namikaze Minato: That's about the idea. I don't want to go back to Konoha, this place that broke my heart. I'll protect Naruto in my own way, and isn't this also more convenient for us to stir up trouble in the future?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Hahaha, Minato, it seems you've already understood the essence of our chat group. I support you. We'll all be there whenever you need us.】

【Nami: What essence of the chat group? Scamming and swindling is your own essence, okay?】

【Sakata Gintoki: That's right. Gintoki is ashamed to be associated with your kind of money-grubbing, womanizing behavior.】

【Namikaze Minato: Gintoki, I was originally thinking of naming my organization Yorozuya, but since you're so against it, I'll change it.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Ahem, Minato, I think your idea is very good. Gintoki is the first to support you.】

【Nami: Heh heh, weather vane.】

【Namikaze Minato: The Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato is dead. From now on, there is only Namikaze Minato of the Yorozuya.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Fourth Hokage, no, Minato, you must have other plans for establishing this organization.】

【Namikaze Minato: I haven't thought about the specifics yet. Maybe I want to unify the ninja world in my own way. After all, even stronger enemies will appear in the ninja world later.】

【Su Xiaoqi: You're making me feel fired up.】

【Gasai Yuno: @Su Xiaoqi, Darling, do you want to come find me?】

【Su Xiaoqi: ? ? ?】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Is this chat group targeting me? First it was Big Boobs Cow, and now it's you, you crazy woman.】

【Lu Linglong: San-san, calm down. We all know she's sick. Why bother with her? Besides, the way you're cursing doesn't fit your image.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: I don't give a damn about my image right now. If this keeps up, I won't be far from turning evil.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Aizen Sōsuke, what have you done?】

【Aizen Sōsuke: I just used my ability to make this poor child feel a little more at ease.】

【Lu Linglong: Idol, I'm also your fan. Aren't you just adding to my troubles by doing this?】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Sorry, I just did what the name 'Yorozuya' should do. Besides, the current her and the previous her can be said to be completely two different personalities.】

【Gasai Yuno: Hello everyone, I hope we can get along well in the future.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Get lost. Who the hell is your sister?】

【Gasai Yuno: Darling, this sister is so fierce. I need your hug.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: I'm gonna, ah!!!】

【Kuroba Kaito: Good heavens, one of them has already been driven crazy so quickly.】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Aizen Sōsuke, two questions. Can you make this woman go back to the way she was before? And have you met that God of Time?】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Ah, I've already met him. That so-called 'God of Time' is indeed a bit special, but the time it can control is limited to the lower worlds it's in. It can't handle higher-level power, and it doesn't have particularly strong combat power itself.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: As for your first question, Yuno Gasai's current situation is a bit complicated. She's not simply affected by my 'Kyōka Suigetsu'. Even if I release my ability, she will still regard you and others as her closest relatives.】

【Yuno Gasai: Sister Zhuqing, Sister Linglong, Sister Nami, Sister Zhunai, and Sister Sena, please take care of me from now on.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: I feel like I'm not far from going crazy.】

【Lu Linglong: Thank you, but please don't call me sister, I can't handle it.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Me too.】

【Nami: Sorry, I don't need a little sister like you.】

【Himejima Zhunai: Ara, although I don't really mind you calling me that, I already have San San.】

【Nami: ? ? ? What's the situation with you two?】

【Himejima Zhunai: San San and I slept together last night.】

【Nami: ! ! !】

【Sakata Gintoki: So exciting? So that video you mentioned before is...?】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Hehehe, everything is no longer necessary to exist.】

【Kuroba Kaito: She's completely broken now.】

Chapter 128: The First Transmigration Card Appears, Madness Begins to Exploit Bugs

In the evening, Su Xiaoqi, after finishing his cultivation, returned to Conis's house and looked at Tokisaki Kurumi lying there, exuding a 'death aura,' and curiously asked, "What's wrong with her?"

Zhu Zhuqing smiled and said, "She's been like this since the afternoon. No one can persuade her. She must have been 'played' until she broke."

Tokisaki Kurumi weakly said, "Darling, if you don't come and hug me, your San San will disappear completely."

Vivi smiled and said, "Go and hug her. San San is really pitiful."

Su Xiaoqi smiled, walked up to Tokisaki Kurumi, and picked her up, amusedly saying, "Ara, who bullied our San San? Look at that pout, you could hang an oil bottle on it."

Tokisaki Kurumi said with a mournful face, "Darling, I feel like this chat group has a deep malice towards me. I now have reason to suspect that the next person to join the group will be a spirit to compete with me for your affection."

Su Xiaoqi coaxed, "It won't happen, it won't happen. There are only so many spirit characters. It's not that coincidental. You're just scaring yourself."

Tokisaki Kurumi looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "Darling, if that crazy woman calls you that again in the future, you absolutely can't pay attention to her. That's my exclusive way of addressing you."

Su Xiaoqi nodded and said, "You said she's a crazy woman, so how could I pay attention to her? Any normal man wouldn't want to be targeted by that kind of woman."

Tokisaki Kurumi's face finally showed a smile, "Darling is the best."

Su Xiaoqi looked around and said, "Where did the others go?"

Vivi said, "Linglong and Himejima Zhunai went shopping with Conis. Vivi and I are here watching San San."

Zhu Zhuqing looked at Tokisaki Kurumi and said unhappily, "We two coaxed her for half a day and it didn't work, but you came back and hugged her and she's fine."

Tokisaki Kurumi looked at her and said, "Zhuqing, we're good sisters now. I've already forgiven you for 'dismembering' my figurines before. What's wrong with you coaxing me a little?"

Zhu Zhuqing teased, "Isn't your good sister Himejima Zhunai? We used to just sleep in the same room, but you and she are so close that you sleep in the same bed."

Tokisaki Kurumi anxiously said, "Don't mention that again, or I'll break up with you."

That night, Tokisaki Kurumi wanted Vivi or Lu Linglong to sleep with her, but unfortunately, her wish didn't come true. They both refused on the grounds that they didn't want to ruin her and Himejima Zhunai's relationship.

In the end, Tokisaki Kurumi reluctantly walked into the room with Himejima Zhunai again.

Lu Linglong and Vivi, in order to avenge Zhu Zhuqing's teasing of them these past two days, stayed up all night in their room, eavesdropping, but they didn't hear anything.

The next morning, Zhu Zhuqing looked at the two girls with dark circles under their eyes and said amusedly, "You two didn't stay up all night catching cats, did you?"

Lu Linglong and Vivi looked at each other, and without saying a word, pulled Zhu Zhuqing into their room and began to interrogate her.

Tokisaki Kurumi looked at Su Xiaoqi with a strange expression and said, "Darling, are you feeling weak? Why don't you take a day off and 'faint on the island' today?"

Su Xiaoqi said unhappily, "Even if all five of you came at me, I wouldn't feel weak at all. Just eat your food."

Tokisaki Kurumi pouted and muttered, "I don't believe that when so many of my clones come at you together in the future, you'll be able to handle it."

After breakfast, Su Xiaoqi saw through Nami's live broadcast that she had taken out all the gold from the snake's belly and divided it into two piles.

Su Xiaoqi was very satisfied with Nami's performance this time, so he prepared to generously reward her with 500 points as her hard-earned money.

However...

Su Xiaoqi looked at the gift worth 6666 points on the screen, and his heart was bleeding. He accidentally made a mistake in his first reward.

【Nami: @Su Xiaoqi, thank you, Boss, for the reward, sending you hearts. jpg.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Administrator-niichan is so generous, this is the most expensive gift I've ever seen in a live broadcast.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Xiaoqi, Gintoki will also start a live broadcast later, remember to come and reward me.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Um, those lucky viewers who were drawn after the previous live broadcast, what gifts did you all receive?】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Kakarot figurine, the quality is quite good, now it is placed by me in Hueco Mundo for display.】

【Lu Linglong: Mine is a San San figurine, speaking of which, how many kinds of figurines do you have, @Tokisaki Kurumi.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, it's because I have so many styles.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: I got the most times, once it was a Naruto figurine, I gave it to Uncle Minato.】

【Namikaze Minato: If possible, I'd rather you call me Minato-niichan, after all, I'm only 24 years old now.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Okay, Uncle Minato.】

【Namikaze Minato: ...... Whatever makes you happy.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: The second time was the bamboo dragonfly that you guys usually use, I can fly now too, hehe.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: There was also a book that Administrator-niichan used to read, but I already burned it.】

【Su Xiaoqi: ...... .】

【Sakata Gintoki: Little cutie, next time you draw that kind of book, give it to Gintoki, and Gintoki will handle it for you.】