Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning
#95 - Section 95
The next second, Kushina Uzumaki's roar echoed through the room.
"Minato, if you dare let this woman go, you can go live with her from now on!"
Minato Namikaze looked at Tsunade coldly and said, "You don't need to worry about Pain's matter. How many people Konoha loses this time is their own fate."
Tsunade turned her gaze to Su Xiaoqi and pleaded, "Administrator, can you help me persuade Minato, or take out Pain in advance?"
"As thanks, however many points you want, I can slowly pay you back in the future, and I can even publicly apologize to your girlfriends."
Su Xiaoqi sighed and said, "Tsunade, this isn't about points or anything else. Even if there's no Pain, the fundamental problem still hasn't been solved."
"Of course, strictly speaking, the cause of this tragedy is the Konoha F4. You can also call yourself a victim."
"Tsunade, you've been in the group for a short time now, right? I don't know what you've said to Minato in private. I did see you say to have Minato kill Danzo, but more often you've been persuading Minato to give up his ideas."
"If I were you, I would directly arrest Danzo and those few people and hand them over to Minato to deal with. That way, at least you can show your attitude."
"Finally, I want to say that Minato, like you, once gave everything for the village, even sacrificing himself. But he has already died once. Now, he is just trying to stand up for his son as a father. I don't think he's done anything wrong."
Minato Namikaze then said, "Tsunade, you've lived for so long and you're still not as insightful as Xiaoqi, who's not even 20 years old. Although we are both Hokage, we're just wearing the 'Hokage' title. Do you understand?"
Kushina Uzumaki then ran out of the room towards Minato Namikaze and Su Xiaoqi, saying, "Why are you two talking so much to this old woman? If she could understand, she wouldn't be unwanted even now."
"Kushina, that's enough!" Tsunade shouted, looking at Kushina Uzumaki and saying, "Regarding Naruto's matter, I know I'm at fault. You can hit me or scold me, and I won't argue with you."
"But don't go too far. Don't think I, Tsunade, am afraid of you."
Kushina Uzumaki sneered, "Good, that's the Tsunade I know. I thought you had changed your personality since you didn't react when I beat you up just now. I won't beat you up next, I'll torture you in another way."
Kushina Uzumaki suddenly looked at Boruto Uzumaki and said, "Great-grandson, take off your socks and give them to me."
In that instant, everyone thought of a possibility. Tsunade widened her eyes and roared, "Kushina, if you dare do that to me, I'll kill you!"
Kushina Uzumaki looked disdainful, "Stupid woman, I'm already an Edo Tensei body. You can kill me anytime, but the premise is that you have to break free from my Adamantine Sealing Chains first."
"Yin Seal, Release."
At the same time that Tsunade released the Yin Seal, Kushina Uzumaki used the Adamantine Sealing Chains again.
This time, only the chains could be seen from Tsunade's neck down.
"Old woman, my chakra is infinite now. I want to see how much chakra you have to waste with me."
After Kushina Uzumaki finished speaking, she turned her head to look at Boruto Uzumaki and said unhappily, "Why does it take so long to take off a sock? Hurry up, or I'll beat you up."
Boruto Uzumaki shrank his neck and quickly took off his socks and handed them to Kushina Uzumaki.
Kushina Uzumaki smelled them, "Why don't they stink?"
Boruto Uzumaki scratched the back of his head and smiled foolishly, "Grandma, I change my socks every day, hehe heh..."
"Forget it, if they don't stink, then they don't stink. It's cheaper for that old woman."
Kushina Uzumaki walked up to her with the socks and teased, "Scream, why aren't you screaming? I still prefer seeing you acting unruly just now."
"Do you think I can't do anything to you just because you're holding your mouth shut? Oh, right, I forgot to tell you."
"You haven't experienced being a woman at your age, have you? This time, I'll help you fulfill that wish."
"Kushina, you... wuu wuu wuu..."
Boruto Uzumaki looked at Tsunade's murderous eyes, trembled, and whispered, "Grandpa, Grandma is a demon, right?"
"Ah haha..." Minato Namikaze laughed awkwardly. He was also very scared now.
Su Xiaoqi swallowed and said, "Zhu Nai, you didn't learn anything from her just now, did you?"
Ji Daozhu smiled and said, "Ara, I forgot, but if you ever treat me badly in the future, I might remember it."
"No, definitely not. I will always treat you well."
Kushina Uzumaki 'played' with Tsunade for a while, then walked up to them and said, "Minato, is there any food at home? Today, I'm going to show off my skills to my great-grandson and sisters-in-law."
"I'll go buy it now, wait a few minutes."
"Still so unreliable." Kushina Uzumaki curled her lips, then looked at Boruto Uzumaki and said, "Great-grandson, why are you trembling?"
"R-Reporting, Grandma, I'm not trembling."
Kushina Uzumaki hugged Boruto Uzumaki, "Great-grandson, tell Grandma about your current situation before your grandpa comes back."
"Especially the 'Three Ninja Prohibitions', I want to check them carefully."
Boruto Uzumaki tilted his head and said, "Grandma, what are the 'Three Ninja Prohibitions'?"
"What? You don't even know that? How did that Naruto over there teach you?"
Boruto Uzumaki was about to cry. He really didn't know. He really missed his mother's embrace right now.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Su Xiaoqi told Boruto Uzumaki the correct answer in the group, which allowed him to escape danger and avoid a beating.
Bofeng Shuimen was very quick this time, and within a few minutes, he handed a large bag of food to Xuanwo Jiuxinnai.
"Sister-in-law, can you cook?"
"I only know a little bit. If possible, please teach me, Sister Jiuxinnai."
"Let's go, let's go to the kitchen."
The two adults and one child outside the kitchen looked at each other. Bofeng Shuimen sighed and said, "Fortunately, Miss Zhu Nai is here this time, otherwise the scene might really be uncontrollable."
Boruto Uzumaki said with a sad face: "Grandpa, I want to go home..."
"Great-grandson, judging from the situation, Pain won't come today. After dinner, find an excuse to go back first."
"Okay, Grandma is too scary."
"Shuimen, I will withdraw with Zhunai after dinner, and we will come again tomorrow."
"Hey, I wanted you to live here, I hope Jiuxinnai will be in a better mood tomorrow."
"Hey..."
The next second, Su Xiaoqi, Bofeng Shuimen and Xuanwo Boruto sighed heavily.
"Woo woo woo..."
At this moment, Gangshou sent them three a 'distress signal'.
"Shuimen, I'm going out to see the scenery."
"Brother, I'll go with you."
"Then I'll go see it for a while too, although I see it every day."
When Kushina Uzumaki finished cooking and called them to eat, Su Xiaoqi and Boruto Uzumaki said all the words of praise they could muster.
Originally, Kushina Uzumaki was quite happy, but as she ate, she thought of Naruto's tragic childhood again. Tears fell, and at the same time, she didn't forget to kick Tsunade a few times to vent her anger.
"Grandpa, Grandma, I'm going back first. If it's too late, Mom and Dad will worry about me. I'll come to see you again tomorrow."
Minato Namikaze nodded, while Kushina Uzumaki talked to Boruto Uzumaki for ten minutes before letting him leave.
Immediately afterward, Su Xiaoqi also found a reason to leave with Akeno Himejima.
Kushina Uzumaki walked to Tsunade's side and smiled: "How does it feel, Fifth Hokage?"
Tsunade widened her eyes and glared at Kushina Uzumaki.
"Very good, it seems your spirit is still good, so I'm relieved."
Kushina Uzumaki smiled and turned to look at Minato Namikaze, saying, "Minato, go out and get a bamboo pole for me."
Minato Namikaze glanced at Tsunade and turned back, saying cautiously, "Should we just forget about it?"
Kushina Uzumaki said angrily: "You feel sorry for her, right? Fine, then I'll leave, I'll go find my son."
"No, no, no, I'll go right now."
Walking outside the door, Minato Namikaze sighed heavily. One Tsunade was already like this, who knows how the rest of those people would be tortured.
On the other side, after returning to the High School DxD world, Su Xiaoqi hugged Rias Gremory as soon as he saw her.
"Rias, promise me, no matter what happens, don't change your current personality. I will never quarrel with you again."
Rias Gremory raised her head and asked with a bewildered expression: "What's wrong with you?"
Akeno Himejima walked to Rias Gremory's side and whispered a few words in her ear.
"I see."
Rias Gremory smiled, looked at Su Xiaoqi, and said with a smile: "I promise you, I will become a gentle wife in the future."
"But for now, I'll go with Akeno to learn some ways to train a husband. You can play by yourself for a while."
Su Xiaoqi smiled bitterly as he watched the two leave, then lay on the sofa and opened the chat group to inquire about the situation on the One Piece world side.
Having just arrived in Water 7, they had a great day of fun, except that the Going Merry was about to end its journey there, just like in the original story.
This time, Usopp didn't argue with Luffy and readily agreed to change ships.
But Nami proposed to make the Thousand Sunny a bit bigger than the original, after all, their number of people would increase more and more in the future.
As for Robin, although she hadn't encountered CP9 yet, she would still be 'captured' by them to Enies Lobby this time, just like in the original story. This was what Su Xiaoqi had agreed with her when they were in Alabasta.
"Nami, just wait, this time I will let your bounty increase again."
Chapter 158: When something happens, it's Naruto, when nothing happens, it's Sasuke. The most annoying women
The next morning, when Su Xiaoqi and Akeno Himejima came to the Naruto world and saw Tsunade being hung up, they were both shocked.
"Minato, could it be that something happened again after we left yesterday?"
Minato Namikaze sighed and explained what happened after they left yesterday.
Kushina Uzumaki felt that it was boring to abuse Tsunade who couldn't speak, so she simply took the socks out of her mouth.
Thus, these two of the most hot-tempered women in "Naruto" started an 'earth-shattering' trash-talking mode.
When the two ran out of words to scold, they would stop to think of words, and when one side thought of new words, they would continue to scold.
It's just that Tsunade's physical strength was completely incomparable to Kushina Uzumaki's Edo Tensei body.
By midnight, Tsunade's physical strength had finally reached its limit and she couldn't scold anymore, but Kushina Uzumaki wouldn't let her go, and directly hung Tsunade up and made her spin in the air, not giving her a minute to sleep.
Su Xiaoqi gasped after listening, this operation was really ruthless.
Kushina Uzumaki walked out at this time, holding Boruto Uzumaki in her arms, and looked up at Tsunade jokingly: "Tsunade, I admire your perseverance, I want to see how long you can hold it in."
Su Xiaoqi asked suspiciously: "Sister-in-law, what does this mean again?"
Kushina Uzumaki curled her lips and said: "This old woman hasn't drunk water, hasn't eaten anything, and hasn't gone to the toilet since she was caught back yesterday."
"I guess only an old virgin like her who has been single for more than sixty years can hold it in."
"Oh my gosh."
This time, Su Xiaoqi, Minato Namikaze, and Akeno Himejima were all shocked. The first two were fine, but not letting people go to the toilet was too much.
Kushina Uzumaki looked at Boruto Uzumaki in her arms and said: "Grandson, why are you shaking? It was like this yesterday, and it's still like this today, is there something wrong with you?"
Boruto Uzumaki showed a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying, "Grandma, I'm not sick, I'm just a little cold."
Minato Namikaze weakly said: "Kushina, should we put Tsunade down first?"
Su Xiaoqi nodded and said: "Yes, sister-in-law, if you break her, someone will feel sorry for her. It won't be easy for Minato and me to explain at that time, after all, we are all good brothers."
Akeno Himejima said: "Sister, can you let it go for my sake?"
Kushina Uzumaki nodded, "Okay, for the sake of Xiaoqi and sister-in-law, as long as this old woman admits her mistake and apologizes to me, then this matter is over."
Tsunade looked at Kushina Uzumaki and said resentfully: "Rotten woman, if you want me to admit defeat to you, go dream on."
Hearing this, Kushina Uzumaki's anger value soared, and she started to enter the trash-talking mode with Tsunade again. Fortunately, Akeno Himejima managed to persuade Kushina Uzumaki back to the room, which calmed the war.
Su Xiaoqi took this time to analyze the pros and cons to Tsunade, and then barely persuaded the other party to admit defeat and apologize to Kushina Uzumaki.
However, just as Kushina Uzumaki had just put Tsunade on the ground, Minato Namikaze suddenly said in a deep voice: "Pain is here."
Hearing this, Tsunade struggled and shouted: "Kushina, please help me untie the chains on my body first. Konoha will definitely be more chaotic than in the original story without me, the Hokage, in charge. I have to go back immediately."
"Shut up, if you shout again, I'll stuff your mouth." Kushina Uzumaki shouted loudly, looked at Tsunade on the ground, and said with contempt: "What's the use of you going back, stimulating Pain to carry rice?"
"Pain didn't find my son in Konoha and was originally planning to leave, I don't know what crazy thing you, this stupid woman, did to say those words to him, as a result, he directly used Shinra Tensei and made you dumbfounded, right?"
Su Xiaoqi tried hard to hold back his laughter and looked at Minato and said, "Did you tell sister-in-law these details too?"
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