"Brother Yu, stop playing with me."
Yi Xiaochuan felt his brain freeze, as if he had lost the ability to think, and smiled at Liu Bang.
"This joke is a bit too much"
"If you don't let me go, I'm going to get angry."
Yi Xiaochuan shouted with a trembling voice.
The gloomy man just now didn't seem to be joking.
If it was true······
"Don't blame me, brother. I was transporting prisoners to Xianyang City, and one of them escaped. I had to catch you to replace him."
Liu Bang walked to Yi Xiaochuan and whispered
"How could this be Xianyang?"
"I was in Kuaiji County before, but it's a long way from here."
"You must be lying to me, right?"
Yi Xiaochuan was shocked and angry.
"Yes, I lied to you."
"Eat more."
Liu Bang picked up the basket beside him, quickly peeled an egg, kept the egg white, and fed the yolk to Yi Xiaochuan.
Although he didn't know why he had to feed the yolk, the last person whose chicken was cut off also fed it in this way.
"I'm full!"
Yi Xiaochuan ate several
"Not enough!"
Liu Bang shook his head and force-fed dozens more.
Yi Xiaochuan felt dry mouth and a little confused.
"Take off his pants."
Wang Yidao ordered.
""I am Yi Xiaochuan, not Zhao Zhuangniu."
At this moment, Yi Xiaochuan couldn't hold back and shouted.
Although everything here was too unreasonable and too unbelievable, he understood one thing.
Everything in front of him was not Xiang Yu teasing him.
"Liu Bang, he said he is not Zhao Zhuangniu, did you find someone to impersonate him?"
"This is a capital crime."
Wang Yidao said coldly.
"Wang Neijian made things convenient for me"
"Zhao Zhuangniu was a little mentally disturbed because of the castration."
Under Yi Xiaochuan's angry eyes, Liu Bang stuffed a purse into Wang Yidao's pocket.
"You come and settle it."
What made Yi Xiaochuan even more frightened was that Wang Yidao actually handed the knife in his hand to Liu Bang.
Then he walked out of the room.
"No! No!"
Yi Xiaochuan screamed as he watched Liu Bang approaching step by step.
""Shua~"
Liu Bang did not hesitate at all, and the bright knife in his hand slashed towards Yi Xiaochuan's crotch.
"Ah~"
Yi Xiaochuan screamed and then lost consciousness
"I just had a nightmare, it's fake, definitely fake."
After an unknown amount of time, Yi Xiaochuan woke up, feeling weak and listless.
"Xiaochuan, you're awake."
At this moment, a familiar voice made Yi Xiaochuan's eyes widen.
"Gao Yao!"
Yi Xiaochuan was happy at first, then he seemed to think of something, his face turned pale with fear, and his body trembled violently.
"Xiaochuan, I'm late."
"Don't get excited, it's bad for your health.
Gao Yao said softly and comforted him.
Yi Xiaochuan wanted to feel the lower body, but found that his lower body was numb and he couldn't feel anything.
"Where is this?"
Yi Xiaochuan calmed down and asked.
He felt that there were too many contradictions.
"This is Xianyang."
Gao Yao replied
"Did you travel directly to Xianyang?"
"Yes"
"how did you find me?"
"Because of my cooking skills, I was appreciated by Prince Fusu. As a result, I learned from a eunuch that a newly tortured eunuch kept saying that he was Yi Xiaochuan when he was unconscious.······"
"Do you know how Liu Bang escorted me to Xianyang City?"
"I don't know, Liu Bang has left"
······
Yi Xiaochuan asked several questions in succession, but could not find any flaws.
""Ah~"
The next moment, Yi Xiaochuan's emotions collapsed, his face was ferocious, tears burst out of his eyes, and he screamed.
He felt it down there!
His cock was really cut off!
"I want to kill Liu Bang!"
"I'm going to kill you!"
Yi Xiaochuan yelled hysterically.
"Xiaochuan, don't get excited. I know you've been hit hard."
"Don't be so murderous, it will only make you more painful. Gao Yao said gently with a worried look on his face.
Yi Xiaochuan:"······"
"I have inquired about the Liu Bang who sent you here. He is the head of the Pei County and the future Emperor Gaozu of Han."
"We can't kill him."
"Otherwise, we will change history."
"For the sake of world peace and the people, please let go of the hatred in your heart."
Gao Yao said solemnly.
Yi Xiaochuan:"······"
"I asked Master Fusu for a favor and recommended you to the Imperial Chariot Office."
"Moreover, Prince Fusu has given you a new name, Zhao Gao."
"When you get better, you can go to work in the Central Vehicle Office.
Gao Yao continued.
Yi Xiaochuan:"······"
"What is going on?"
At the same time, in Pei County, Liu Bang was lying on the bed, his eyes were dull and his mind was in a trance.
Just half an hour ago, he was directly convicted.
In front of Xiao He, Cao Shen, Fan Kuai and other friends and fellow villagers, he was sentenced to castration.
""Whoosh~"
The golden light was brilliant, and a ball of light fell into Liu Bang's arms.
【[Chronicle of Emperor Gaozu of Han]
The golden light faded, and a book fell into Liu Bang's hands
"Tick~"、"Tick~"、""Tick-tock~"
When Liu Bang finished reading the Records of Emperor Gaozu of Han, he did not feel any emotion, but tears kept flowing from his eyes.
He had lost his penis, so what was the point of being an emperor?
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