Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world

In Dahuangshi Village, a little kid with two puffy braids holding a bowl of animal milk was pouring milk on a willow stump. The little kid looked at the chat box that suddenly appeared in his mind, his eyes seemed a little confused, and he didn't even know that the animal milk in the bowl was empty.

In Juxia City Bureau, Qilin stared at the chat box that suddenly appeared in his mind, wondering if he had been too tired from work recently, so he had some hallucinations.

The world under one person.

Zhang Chulan, who was riding an electric bike, was also startled by the chat box that suddenly appeared in his mind. He accidentally hit the wheel of a young lady riding a shared bicycle on the side of the road and knocked her to the ground...

...

Perfect World Shi Hao? Qilin of Xiongbinglian? Zhang Chulan of Under One Person?

Lu Xian looked at the names of the new members of the group and was slightly stunned. After a brief contemplation, he felt that he might have discovered the pattern of chat group recruitment.

Pattern 1: There are always two men and one woman.

Rule 2: A person from a high-level world, a person from a middle-level world, and a person from a low-level world. The chat group pulled people three times, and it seemed to follow this rule. If we count the Huohuo Douqi Continent and the upper world, it would be a fair guess.

"It's interesting. Shi Hao is here. One of the people in the group drank beast milk and went stupid, and the other one forged his academic qualifications. This is a cause and effect game..."

"I just don't know what timeline the three new people are in now..."

Lu Xian rode the rainbow and traveled through the vast world. The thick clouds were cut in half by the blazing rainbow light. Compared with the Life Spring Realm, the breath of the God Bridge Realm was more turbulent and vast, like an abyss and a sea, like a real god, proudly standing on the top of the cloud, high above.

There was a bright white rainbow hanging high in the sky in the sea of ​​suffering, crossing the sky, gorgeous and incomparable. It was a symbol of his entry into the God Bridge Realm.

Now the blazing rainbow light around Lu Xian was as dazzling as a small incandescent sun, and his figure was almost invisible. He was adapting to his skyrocketing strength and gradually restraining his own powerful divine power fluctuations that kept overflowing.

[Lu Xueqi: Welcome newcomers to join the group. If you don’t understand, you can go to the group introduction first, which has a fairly detailed explanation. ]

After a short silence in the group.

[Qilin: Multiverse theory? Is this some kind of alien high-tech? Who are you all? ]

As a well-informed modern policewoman, Qilin is quite familiar with QQ group chats, but she finds it a little difficult to accept the way this group chat appears, which is a little too mysterious.

[Xiao Yan: This is a very good question! ]

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan held back and waited for a big wave. When they saw someone finally asking, they couldn’t wait to jump out and show off.

[Ye Fan: I am the emperor who pushes all the kings and suppresses all enemies throughout the ages! Newcomer, you can call me Ye Tiandi: Ye Fan! ]

[Xiao Yan: The top of the immortals, proud of the world, there is the sky with my Yan Emperor, and Yan Emperor is even before Hongjun! Newcomer, you can call me Yan Emperor: Xiao Yan! ]

Lu Xian:?

Damn it——

Lu Xian never expected that someone would steal his lines openly and get ahead of him to pretend!

Who is the one who started this bad atmosphere of being a bull-headed person in the group?

Damn it!

[Qilin: Pu~ You...didn't run away from a mental hospital? ]

[Qilin: It's really rare to see such a middle school talent like you, it's rare! ]

Qilin was amused by the two people, laughing so hard, fortunately it was working hours, she took sick leave because of the chat group, and there was no one in the dormitory.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan were stunned when they saw these two messages in the group. Is there something wrong with the development of the plot?

What's the matter, little sister?

We said it so powerfully, and you responded like this?

Even if they don't bow down, they should be shocked, right?

So you say we are crazy?

Originally, I wanted to show off in front of the new juniors, but I never expected that I would poop a lot.

They don't buy it at all. It seems that I pretended to be the wrong person...

[Lu Xian: I am so happy, I almost fell down from the sky with laughter. Are you two pretending to be geoducks? Hahaha! ]

Since I took three injections of Sinovac, I really like to watch this kind of silly scene, it's so interesting!

Lu Xian's smile was harder to suppress than AK, but Ye Fan and Xiao Yan looked like they were dead, and their toes were so embarrassed that they almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment on the spot.

[Qilin: Hehe! ]

No laughing!

Xiao Yan's face was dark. If you laugh again, I will pull out your teeth!

【Lu Xueqi: @Qilin, you don't have to pay attention to the three of them. They are not serious people. They only know how to brag and talk nonsense all day long. You will understand after getting along with them for a long time. They may be a little stupid, but they are not bad at heart. 】

Ye Fan, Xiao Yan, Lu Xian: ...

Lu Xian thought that he was not bragging at this time!

Slander and rumor!

Nai Qi, I will sentence you to come to my room and be my slave for ten years. Eat chicken and grass, meat and vegetables, and eat as much as you want!

【Yan Lingji: I can prove that what sister Xueqi said is true. 】

Da Huoji, you also come to my room and be my slave!

【Qilin: So this group is really like what the group introduction says? You are all from another world? 】

[Lu Xian: Yes! Should the newcomer consider following the big brother? From now on, the eldest brother will protect you. He will buy you whatever you want, but if it costs more than three yuan, forget it. The eldest brother doesn’t like women who are too materialistic. 】

[Qilin: Pfft~ You are not that old, right? 】

[Qilin: Humph! You don’t even want to give up three yuan, but you still want me to hang out with you? I only get 3,000 yuan for food every month, as well as skin care products, fruits, snacks, clothes, and so on. I just go to Xiao Shiwan casually. If I hang out with you, won’t I be hungry for nine meals in three days? 】

[Lu Xian: After all, it’s only 300 a day? I give 400! Let it be wrapped for a day to try it out, and then we can continue wrapping it after it is suitable. 】

Qilin:?

NMD!

[Qilin: Now I believe what Miss Xueqi said. The three of you are indeed not serious people. Two of you are not smart, and one of you is a gangster. 】

If one person is rude, the other two will be unlucky and get scolded together.

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were innocently shot.

Zhang Chulan was scratching his scalp irritably in the hospital, and the message notifications that kept popping up in the chat group made him feel a little depressed.

[Zhang Chulan: What kind of outrageous chat group is this? It was too bad of a time to show up. I finally got back on the donkey, but I bumped into someone. It was really unlucky. My wallet...]

Looking at his deflated wallet, Zhang Chulan wanted to cry. This was his just-paid salary!

Is it easy for me to work-study?

Okay, now, what are you going to eat this month?

Damn it, I just scratched my skin a little bit. If the hospital wasn't right next to me, the wound would probably have healed before I got there.

I still need to have a surgical examination!

Damn it, the inspection is so expensive!

[Xiao Yan: Was he killed? 】

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[Zhang Chulan: That doesn’t mean...]

[Lu Xian: Short of money? Call me brother, I will give you gold. 】

[Zhang Chulan: Haha~ A man is a man who stands upright to the heaven and earth. He has gold under his knees and will never eat the food he comes to...]

Zhang Chulan sneered, what a liar, this method has long been outdated, and you still want to deceive me?

You might as well say that you are Qin Shihuang and let me V50!

Give you experience +3!

[Lu Xian sent an exclusive red envelope to Zhang Chulan]

[Lu Xian: Let me give you one first. I think I still have several million gold coins like this. smile.jpg]

"Can this chat group really give out red envelopes?" Zhang Chulan was stunned.

[Zhang Chulan received an exclusive red envelope]

"Hiss~ This heavy feeling..."

Zhang Chulan weighed the gold coins in his hand and his eyes widened in surprise. He was a poor man. This was the first time he saw gold. He had never dared to enter a gold store in the past. He tried to bite a mark with his teeth to see. One look inside, it’s golden!

It’s really gold!

There is a great person in the group!

I, Zhang Chulan, am about to become rich!

[Zhang Chulan: Brother, no, adoptive father! Lan has been wandering for half of his life, but he only regrets that he has never met his master. If he doesn't abandon him, Lan would like to be his adoptive father. I beg his adoptive father to accept me! 】

[Xiao Yan: Not a buddy? Aren't you a man who stands upright with heaven and earth, who has gold under his knees, and will never eat the food that comes to you? As a result, a gold coin becomes like this, starting to sell its butt? 】

Xiao Yan despises this kind of behavior!

Although he has done it before, more than once, it does not prevent him from continuing to despise it.

[Zhang Chulan: What do you know? In addition to standing upright, a real man must also be able to bend and stretch. A man has gold under his knees. Isn't this the time to realize it? 】

Why do I think what he said makes sense...

[Xiao Yan:...]

[Ye Fan:...]

Outrageous!

It’s so outrageous that you opened the door for me, it’s so outrageous!

There is actually a talent in the group who is more abstract than us?

When Lu Xian saw this news, he couldn't help but twitching at the corner of his mouth. Zhang Chulan really didn't want Bilian. He only chose the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

What a scum!

he~tui!

He is different. Unless he is a 36D fairy who is powerful, has peerless grace, can hug him from left to right, and is loyal and dedicated, Lu Xian will never take the initiative to stick his butt out.

Butts also have dignity, so you have to pay extra!

[Lu Xueqi: Hey, it seems that there is another group member with an abnormal brain in the group. 】

[Yan Lingji: Isn’t this good? Isn’t it interesting to watch them bragging and joking every day? 】

[Qilin: It’s so joyful. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. What kind of talent chat group is this? 】

As modern people, Qilin and Zhang Chulan integrated into the chat group very quickly, at least on the surface, that was the case.

After a while, I got along well with the rest of the group. The main thing is that everyone has no airs, and the atmosphere is very happy and harmonious, so there is no isolation.

This was all a good start thanks to two two-by-two ratios.

[Zhang Chulan: My grandma bumped into an old woman while riding a donkey. I accidentally knocked her down and bruised her skin a little. She was sent to the hospital for a surgical checkup, but she also had to check out internal medicine! 】

[Zhang Chulan: Forget about the inspection, the worst I can do is pay some money and consider myself unlucky. 】

[Zhang Chulan: But TM finally found out that she had cervical erosion. Now she insists on saying that I broke it and makes me responsible. I really...]

[Zhang Chulan: I feel like I’ve been blackmailed, what should I do? 】

Hiss~

What kind of soul-stirring road OX love story is this?

Not better than Boruto?

[Ye Fan: 6! Where are my melon seeds? I have to knock them down and squat down for the next step, right? ]

[Xiao Yan: Stop making noise! ​​I've already eaten them, I'll put them in your mouth later. ]

[Lu Xian: Puff~ Sorry, I couldn't help it...]