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Thinking of this, Ludos the Vault Dweller immediately looked around the fire transmission sacrifice ground, but still did not find any traces of magic, and couldn't help muttering to himself in his heart:

"Hell it!"

"No matter how I say it, it's also a salary king, although it is a salary king with broken legs, but the eyesight still exists, if there is really a Yin God Ash Assassin Master in the fire transmission sacrifice ground, I should be able to observe it!"

After Ludos the Vault Dweller finished speaking, a possibility came to mind:

This fire festival is not clean!

There's dirt!

That's why the fireproof girl will become a crazy woman!!

......

In the world of Honkai Impact 3, Zheng Le soon heard the chat group system prompt that the fireproof girl had sent a black soul energy red envelope, and Zheng Le did not hesitate to open it immediately!

Then, the level of the Black Soul panel can be increased again!

Upgrade!

Zheng Le did not hesitate, and quickly turned his mind to press the upgrade plus button continuously:

Level 21.

Level 22.

Level 25.

Level 30.

The level of the Black Soul Panel reached thirty, and Zheng Le also gained ten new attribute points.

Zheng Le, as in the past, put all these ten attribute points into the blood volume, so that the blood volume attribute reached thirty points!

At the same time, Zheng Le's strength, physical strength, as well as speed, physical reaction speed...... and a series of attributes have received great bonuses.

Zheng Le confirmed that his current self has a tendency to develop towards a blood cow, and the so-called divine soldiers can't cut off their own flesh, even if they stand in place and carry a medium-sized fission nuclear bomb, they won't die!

"It feels really good to have an increase in physical strength, but in this way, even if Kiana and Raiden Mei join forces, plus the Queen of Honkai and the Law of Thunder, they are not my opponents, it's time to find some stronger opponents!"

Yourself, you can go to Genshin Impact Teyvat!

Find Ying, and Funinga to try, by the way, Funingna likes to eat small cakes, and I happen to be in the mall, so I also bought some modern small cakes for Funinga to try!

Zheng Le thought about this and immediately started a new round of shopping!

In the end, I came to a corner where there was no one and no monitoring, opened the chat group and carried out a great time and space travel through the chat group crossing function!

Stomp.

Crossing the world channel established by the chat group, Zheng Le immediately entered another corner of the Honkai World of the Tree of Imaginary Numbers to the other corner, that is, the Genshin Impact Teyvat!

Location of Arrival:

Looking down into the void of Liyue's Ogihua Continent, I saw Traveler Ying and Funina.

Two people are preparing to deal with slimes?!

Zheng Le got closer, listened carefully with superhuman hearing, and heard Funina's extremely confident words: "Traveler Ying, I've been watching you fight monsters these days, and then I'll leave these slimes to me!"

Hearing this, the traveler glanced at Funina, and then at the blue slime perched on the water's edge with a strange look: "Funina, are you really good?"

"Don't ask such questions, I'm the god of Fontaine!"

Funina raised her head with a confident face, and grabbed a blue water pipe from the void that resembled a one-handed sword?

The splendor of still water!

Then, he summoned three water elemental pet crabs, Miss Bereda, Lord Uther, and Lady Hevimar, and rushed to the blue slime at the water's edge with the three water elemental pets.

Seeing this, Paimon on the side turned his head to the traveler and asked, "Is it really possible to let the water god Funina deal with the water elemental slime alone?"

"I don't think so. A voice came from the void: "It seems that Funinga has not seen the Higher Elemental Theory Xi the Teyvat Gods, and I don't know that the Water Elemental Water Slime will be immune!"

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When Paimon and Traveler Ying heard the voice, they both felt that the timbre of this voice was somewhat familiar, and when they looked up, they immediately saw Zheng Le's figure.

"It's you Zheng Le, the mysterious man who directed everything in Fontaine. Paimon pointed at Zheng Le and said.

"You're just in time!" Ying looked at Zheng Le's eyes flashing with an inexplicable light, thinking of the voices of Qi Yana and Raiden Mei Yi heard in the live broadcast room of the Honkai Impact Three, and finally stopped hesitating and started to take the initiative.

I saw Ying trampling the wind element jumping up in the air, and then directly threw himself into Zheng Le's arms, stamping Zheng Le with a stamp.

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Paimon looked at this scene and immediately blushed and covered his face with his hands, "Traveler, did you have this relationship with the mysterious person!!"

Not far from the river, Funina, who had been beaten by the water slime and retreated, and sat in the river and was overwhelmed by the water, finally couldn't help but turn her head and prepare to ask the traveler for help, saying that she was conceited...... Then she saw the picture of the traveler taking the initiative to stamp Zheng Le!!

？？？

Funina looked stupid, and at that moment, the surrounding slimes pounced on her.

Funina subconsciously closed her eyes.

And then, a barrage of explosions was heard?

Is it the water slime that blew up?!

When she thought of this, she felt her body lighten and break away from the river.

He cautiously opened his eyes, and saw that he had been held in his arms by Zheng Le's powerful big hand, and even the front armored body was attached to the big hand!

"Thank you for saving me. Funinga blushed and thanked Zheng Le.

"Didn't you mean a slime?" the traveler chuckled with a smirk.

"I didn't hurt it at all when I hit it with the water element, even if Miss Crab Shell, Lord Uther, and Lady Hevima joined forces, they didn't fight it!" After Funina finished speaking, she said angrily again: "And the traveler, when you see me falling into the downwind, you should come and save me, how can you jump into Zheng Le's arms as soon as you come up, and do that kind of thing!"

"Because my relationship with Zheng Le is special, so special that you can't imagine it!" the traveler finished speaking, and put another mark on Zheng Le's face.

Funnina looked at this scene with a red face and wide eyes, and said without blinking:

"Married?husband and wife?!"

Traveler Ying: "It's even more special than a couple!"

Funina tilted her head, indicating that she could not understand:

"Can't think of it!"

And at this moment, Paimon also flew over and crossed his hands on his waist and said, "Funina, you are really inferior, and you say that you are the god of Fontaine water, and you don't even know that the water elemental water slime recorded in the Higher Elemental Theory will be immune." "

Funina coughed and said, "Ahem, the noble Fontaine Water God, he doesn't need to fight slimes on weekdays, so he naturally doesn't need to know this kind of knowledge." "

Miss Crab Shella, Lord Uther, and Lady Hevimar on the side all nodded in agreement when they heard these words.

Paimon, on the other hand, pouted and was about to say something more, but was interrupted by Zheng Le, "As the god of Fontaine water, Funnin really doesn't need such low-end knowledge as the Higher Elemental Theory. "

"Well, that's right, that's right! The good-faced Fu Ningna saw Zheng Le speaking for herself, and she couldn't help but hold her head high and stand tall in the place where it didn't exist, and nodded in agreement.

"By the way, I also brought a small cake from another world this time, would you like to try it?" Zheng Le said to Funingna, as well as Traveler Ying, and Paimon flying in mid-air.

"Otherworldly Cake!!"

The three of them were shocked when they heard this, and they showed excitement.

Paimon, in particular, even drooled from the corners of his mouth.

"Yes, and macaroni from another world!" At this time, Zheng Le remembered Genshin Impact's favorite food and added.

"Eat, eat!!"

Funina nodded repeatedly.

For Funina, macaroni is very, very tasty, and even more so if it's pasta from another world!

Definitely want to eat!!

"Okay, let's come down first!"

Zheng Le let go of his hand, let Ying and Funingna fall to the ground, and then directly took out pots and pans from the imaginary space to cook on the spot, and had a cake and macaroni small party!

All in all, after the party, Funina, Traveler Ying, and Paimon's bellies all grew as if they were pregnant.

Funina lay on the grass, rubbed her little belly and sighed: "It's so delicious, food from another world!"

Ying also nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I haven't eaten these delicacies for a long time, it's really nostalgic!" (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Paimon, on the other hand, smacked his lips in the void and tasted, "Paimon has never eaten such delicious food!"

When Zheng Le saw that the three of them were very happy eating, he asked the three of them, "I learned from Ying's side that you have arrived in Liyue Harbor, but now how did you come to Dihua Continent?"

Funina: "Ying received a quest from the Adventurers' Guild, a quest issued by Xiangling to collect some slimes. "

"Understood. Zheng Le's eyes flashed with clarity when he heard this, knowing that the task Ying did was daily life.

"By the way, I have another question on my side. Zheng Le asked the traveler Ying and Fu Ningna, "Has the Emperor of the Rock King met him?"

Funina: "No. "

Traveler Ying: "Yes. "

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When Funina heard Traveler's words, her little head's thoughts were stuck, and then she began to think hard, constantly recalling to confirm that she and Traveler Ying had indeed not met the Rock King Emperor in the Seven Gods of Teyvat.

So Funina cautiously asked, "Ying, did we really meet with Liyue's Rock Emperor?"

"Yes. The traveler nodded, "Have you forgotten that when we entered Liyue Harbor, we met a young man who walked the streets with a birdcage, drank tea and listened to plays, but exuded an inexplicable sense of calm?"

"Indeed, that guy claims to be called Zhongli. Funina nodded and complained, "However, I don't think he's old and serious, but I think he's a Liyue kid."

"I said that I was going to invite us to a cup of tea, but I couldn't take out a child in my pocket, and I said that I would hang it on the account of the Death Hall!

"Fortunately, I have been a star in Fontaine for a little bit of time, and I have a little money!

So I paid for a treat. "

Zheng Le laughed when he heard this: "Congratulations, you invited the Rock King Emperor to a meal!"

"Huh?"

Funingna's little face was confused, and the whole person was stupid and incoherently said: "He is the Emperor of the Rocks, but isn't the Emperor of the Rock Kings the seven oldest gods of Teyvat? Even the Mora in the present world was built by him alone, how can he not even have a Mora on him, and he looks like a fool?!!

"Even if you drink tea and listen to a play, you have to be treated to a treat!!"

Paimon on the side complained, "This is not an incomprehensible thing, after all, Mondstadt's Wind God is also a drunkard, and even the money for drinking alcohol has to be earned by selling songs on the streets." "

"Huh?"

Funina was completely stupid, she had no idea that the Seven Gods of Teyvat would be like this.

And Zhongli, or Emperor of the Rocks, was transformed into a mortal, and in Liyue, he was transformed into a, carrying a birdcage through the streets and alleys all day long, and keeping accounts for shopping!

As for Fengshen, Paimon's mouth is even more of a drunkard, a bard who has to work the streets for a while if he wants to drink.

And at this moment, Zheng Le looked at the dumbfounded Fu Ningna and added: "Perhaps, now you are already the richest god among the seven gods!"

"I, the richest god, can't it!!"

Funina pointed at herself and subconsciously vetoed.

"It's still possible!" Zheng Le said lightly: "As far as I know, Inazuma's Raiden Shogun is a complete housemaiden who has been hiding in the Pure Land for hundreds of years without spending any money at all... So there is no money on him!

"As for the grass god of Sumeru, the little auspicious grass king, her situation is even more special......

"All in all, you are the richest god I know, and the other gods are all poor ghosts, and it is a miracle that you can take out a Mora on your body!

"If Liyue's Emperor Zhongli, Inazuma's Raiden Shogun Thunder Movie, and Mondstadt's Wendy have a drink together, they will definitely quarrel over who will settle the bill. "

When Funina heard this, her eyes widened to indicate that she was shocked.

At this moment, the Traveler Ying on the side also remembered an important matter: "I remember that people who have the Vision of the Water Elemental God are quite rich, such as the second young master Xingqiu of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce in Liyue, who is rich, and Mona, the astrologer of Mondstadt, is also very rich, although she spends a lot of money because she has to study the starry sky, and she can't even pay the rent, but she does have money.

"In addition, there is also Inazuma's Sangonomiya Kokomi, who is also rich as the current god witch, and Nero of Sumeru is also rich...... All in all, the holders of the Water Elemental Vision are all wealthy people, and it can be said that the Water Element symbolizes wealth!"

Funina crossed her hands and laughed: "Of course, I, Funina de Fontaine, am also the holder of the Water Elemental Vision, and of course I am also a rich man. "

Hearing this, Traveler Ying showed a disdainful smile and added, "That's why you were expelled from the gods!"

Funina was confused: "Huh? What is this statement?"

Traveler Ying: "Because the other gods of Teyvat have no money, and the god of water has money...... That's why you're expelled from the gods!"

Funnina was angry, staring at the traveler with an angry face and annoyed eyes with heterochromatic eyes.

Zheng Le picked up a piece of cake and said:

"Okay, Ying is kidding... Don't be angry, eat some small cakes. "

Funingna glanced at the cake in Zheng Le's hand, revealing a tangled expression, and finally refused: "I can't eat it...... And if you eat it again, you're going to gain weight, and although I'm no longer standing on the big stage of Fontaine, it's still necessary to stay in shape!"

Paimon on the side blinked and asked curiously, "Is the water god also worried about his body?"

"Of course, if you take too much energy, you will gain weight!" Funina said, pinching her white and tender little belly without fat and said: "When I was in Fontaine before, I wanted to ask me in the mirror to help me transform my body, such as letting me have one more attribute, no matter how much I eat small cakes, I won't get fat!"

"But in the mirror, I said that I was her ideal human being, and it was okay to get fat...... Even if I'm fatter, I'll look better, she'll take care of me! What she says makes me as angry as my mother!"

The traveler blinked when he heard this, "But Fukaros is the one who created you, and in a way she is your mother!"

“......"

When Funingna heard this, she was directly silent.

And at this moment, Zheng Le spoke: "Funingna, do you want a physique that will never gain weight?

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Hearing this, Funingna's whole person was excited, holding Zheng Le's hands tightly, staring at Zheng Le's eyes tightly, and said seriously: "Please, please teach me! This is about whether I can cake freely for the rest of my life!"

"Yes, as for the method of modifying the physique, it is also very simple, it is genetic modification! Gene Ascension! I used this method to save all the Fontaine people before!" Zheng Le finished speaking, and glanced at the Dihuazhou Plain around where other people might appear at any time and said: "But this place is empty, and it is not private at all, let's change the place and then carry out genetic modification!"

Paimon: "Wait, Paimon also wants cake freedom, and needs a physical transformation urgently! Mr. Zheng Le will help Paimon!"

"I'm the same. After the Traveler Ying finished speaking, she thought of something again, "And there is another person in Liyue who is also in great need of this kind of transformation!"

Zheng Le was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Ying Dao with strange eyes, "In such a short period of time, you have not only met Xiangling, the kitchen god of Liyue, but also Gan Yujin, the secretary of Liyue Seven Stars?"