Chapter 36 I, Playing Lime

“Strange? Is anyone talking?” Qiu Sheng touched his head, wondering if he had misheard.

“Thank you…”

It was another weird thank you. Now Qiu Sheng can hear it clearly, and there are indeed “people” saying thank you.

Scared, he dropped the incense and was about to run away.

It stands to reason that Qiu Sheng, as the apprentice of Uncle Jiu, shouldn’t be so afraid of ghosts.

In fact, Qiu Sheng has never seen a ghost at all. He usually listens to Master saying that he has never encountered such a weird situation.

He saw Wencai still scented on the side, and quickly pulled Wencai to run away.

“Hey! Wait, let me take the incense from the old man’s grave.”

After Wencai took the incense, the two finally left this place of right and wrong…

In front of Yizhuang, Mu Qiu was playing with lime powder.

No way, this thing can’t be digged out no matter what, as long as you put your hand in your pocket, it will be a handful.

That’s boring, I can only play with limes.

In less than half an hour, a few small piles of lime were piled up next to Yizhuang.

“I don’t know where Uncle Jiu and the others are.” Mu Qiu couldn’t find anyone, so he could only wait at the door.

The more lime I dig out, the sky is getting late.

Finally, a group of young guys in the distance came to Yizhuang carrying something.

Mu Qiu glanced intently, and it turned out that it was a coffin.

He secretly saw that the coffin had made a fortune, hiding far away, watching the group of people carried the coffin into the Yizhuang.

A few minutes later, a gray-haired middle-aged man in a Taoist robe came to Yizhuang.

The person here is the Jiu Shu who Mu Qiuchao is thinking about.



“Uncle Jiu, I have been looking for you for a long time. Where did you go?” Mu Qiu asked Jiushu, arching his hands.

“Ah, Mu Qiu, I just went to help Master Ren to look at Feng Shui. If I have anything to say later, I will finish my work first.” Uncle Jiu said, and entered the Yizhuang.

“Help Master Ren look at Feng Shui?” Mu Qiu heard Master Ren’s words, isn’t this the goal of checking in?

Today, Uncle Jiu actually planned to call Mu Qiu to go with him. He had promised Mu Qiu to take him to see Master Ren, but he walked in a hurry in the morning. Qiu Sheng saw that Mu Qiu was sleeping like a dead pig and did not call him to get up. So missed.

But if you miss it, you can miss it. You can’t kill Master Ren in front of others, as long as you know where he lives.

Mu Qiu waited for a while, and Wencai and Qiusheng also returned. They looked at the ghost and went into the Yizhuang to find the master without seeing Mu Qiu.

“People are most afraid of three long and two short, incense is the most taboo for two short and one long, but it still burns like this.” Jiu Shu said, holding the incense he instructed Wencai to burn at the grave of the old man.

“There must be someone lost in this fragrant house.” Uncle Ji sighed.

“Is it at Master Ren’s house?” Wencai said something that almost made Jiu Shu angrily laugh.

“Nonsense! Is it this?” Jiu Shu blanked his eyes and Wencai.

“It doesn’t matter how you hang up!” Wen Cai said to himself.

“Will there be any problems with that master Ren’s daughter?” Qiu Sheng asked.

“Ahhh! Anything with the surname Ren…” Wencai said, suddenly thinking of his secret lover and daughter Ren Tingting, “Ah? What about Tingting?”

“Heh, didn’t you say that it’s nothing to do with yourself?” Qiu Sheng made up the knife.

“Then how the same, save my sweetheart, marriage is not a problem!” Wencai said ghostly.

“Then you have to compete fairly!” Qiu Sheng also had that kind of interest to Ren Tingting, and he ticked off with Wencai.

They ran up to Uncle Jiu, “Master, think of a solution!”

Uncle Ji stared at the coffin and touched his chin and said: “I have already figured out what to do, otherwise, why should I bring it back?”

“What’s wrong with this coffin?” Wen Cai wondered.

“There is nothing wrong with the coffin.” Uncle Ji squinted and went around the coffin, “There is a problem with this corpse.””I also think something is wrong.” Wencai nodded.

“Yes! The body hasn’t rotted for more than 20 years!” Qiu Sheng also nodded.

The two said, pushing the coffin aside and wanting to look at the situation inside.

It doesn’t matter if you look at it, it’s startled at first sight!

“Master! This corpse is blessed!”

I saw Grandpa Ren’s body as if he was fat, and his face was swollen a lot, his hands were on his chest, and the nails on his hands were scary!

Uncle Ji took a look and said in surprise: “Close it!”

“You two, prepare paper, pen, ink, knife, and sword.” Uncle Ji hurriedly arranged.

The two apprentices did not hear clearly, and gave Jiu Shu a puzzled look.

“Yellow paper! Red pen! Black ink! Kitchen knife! Wooden sword!” Uncle Jiu said angrily, annoying him with two ineffective apprentices.

The things to be prepared were all in the Yizhuang, and they were brought by Qiu Sheng Wencai in a short while.

Jiu Shu picked up a yellow talisman, but did not take a match, only saw that he pinched the yellow talisman on his fingertips and rubbed it, the yellow talisman was actually lit out of thin air!

After that, Uncle Jiu was busy, dripping the chicken blood into the bowl, mixing it with the ink, and dripping it on an ink fountain.

“Use the line of the ink fountain to bomb the blood on the coffin.” Uncle Jiu ordered.

“You have to bomb the whole coffin!” Jiu Shu added.

Uncle Jiu lighted the incense and exclaimed: “People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into corpses and zombies.”

“People are not only divided into good people and bad people, but also men and women~” Wen Cai interrupted.

“I’m talking, what do you say!” Jiu Shu said slightly angrily.

Wencai stopped being hippie and smiled, and continued to play ink.

“Grandpa Ren’s corpse is the corpse that will turn into a zombie.” Uncle Nine answered.

“How can a corpse become a zombie?” Qiu Sheng asked.

“Yeah, how can people become bad guys?” Wen Cai also asked.

“A person turned into a bad person because he couldn’t live up to it!” said Uncle Ji, and walked to the coffin of the old man. “The corpse became a zombie because it breathed more.”

“Take a sigh of relief? What do you mean?” Qiu Sheng puzzled.

“Before death, a person is usually angry and suffocated. After death, he will gather a breath in his throat.” Uncle Ji answered.

“Then it’s death and constant anger?” Wen Cai asked.

Before Uncle Jiu spoke, Qiu Sheng spoke.

“That’s why I said to be a human being. It’s important to end your life when you die. If you continue to be angry, it will hurt others and yourself!”

“Just let you do the work, don’t mumble.” Uncle Ji knocked on Qiu Sheng’s head, “If you are done, tell me, don’t miss it!”

Uncle Jiu looked very unhappy when he saw the two unworthy apprentices working. After teaching them for so long, he was still silly, and he was joking at work, which made Jiushu very uncomfortable.

I don’t know when I can pass on my mantle.

Thinking of the apprentice, Jiu Shu thought of Mu Qiu who was still standing at the door, and went to find Mu Qiu.

After seeing Uncle Jiu left, the two apprentices fooled and flicked a few times, and slapped the ink line on the surface of the coffin.

“Okay! It’s good to play!” Wencai stretched out.

“Let’s see where else is missing.” Qiu Sheng commanded.

Wencai walked up to Qiusheng and picked up the ink, flicked it at Qiusheng’s face, and said with a smirk: “This!”

Qiu Sheng wanted to catch Wencai and beat him up, but he caught nothing. Wencai was low, lowered his head and shook Qiu Sheng’s ink on his face, and then ran away.

“Smelly boy! Don’t run!” Qiu Sheng ran out after Wencai.

In the room, there is only one “person” left by Mrs. Ren…

Everyone thought that the ink of the ink fountain had hit all the places in the coffin.

But none of them realized that they had neglected a position.



That’s… the bottom of the coffin!

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