Chinese students at Hogwarts

Chapter 174 The mysterious dark monster of the East—Tiao Tiao Zong

Zhang Xiao rubbed his eyes, thinking he had made a mistake, and looked at the blackboard again.

That's right, it's the kind of person wearing the official uniform of a certain court with outstretched hands. Lockhart doesn't know who got it. The picture posted on the blackboard is still a gif.

That is, moving pictures of wizards.

The zombie was jumping around with its arms stretched out, and occasionally stopped and opened its mouth at the little wizards as if to bite them.

The little wizard who had never seen such a thing was startled and shrank his neck back in horror. Then he couldn't help but be curious, timid and wanted to see it.

Malfoy watched for a while, frowned and thought, turned around and asked softly:

"Zhang, this seems to be something from China, right? It looks like they are wearing official uniforms?"

After all, Xiao Ma, who has read China Five Thousand Years (Illustrated Edition), can still tell that this is something from the Qing Dynasty.

By the way, Malfoy looked down on 'qing' extremely, and Zhang Xiao originally thought it was because of the two wars.

I am also preparing to let him know what it means that ‘the Chinese people have stood up’.

The answer Xiaoma gave surprised him. Malfoy's opinion is that 'qing' has never experienced a struggle for hegemony - that is, the world's heroes come together, such as the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang, Yuan and Ming Dynasties.

He felt that Qing was more like a thief. In his understanding, Qing was Ming's house elf. Taking advantage of Ming's weakness, he stole the master's house and replaced him. It was very un-elf.

Especially after reading that Qing was beaten up by the British Muggles and the coalition forces and signed many unequal treaties, and then in modern China Muggles beat up the 16-nation coalition forces, his belief was even more strengthened. .

This 'house elf' just can't do it!

Zhang Xiao looked a little weird. He really didn't know how to explain to Malfoy. Could it be that Lockhart brought Muggle film and television works to the classroom?

I could only cover up the past with hesitation.

Fortunately, Malfoy didn't think too deeply about it, so he just asked casually out of curiosity.

Lockhart looked at the completely different classroom atmosphere with satisfaction, and he became more and more satisfied with Tom. Among the series of plans Tom made for him, the first one was to change his impression on the little wizard.

At that time, Lockhart was so confident that he was perfect in the hearts of the little wizards that he almost made Tom spit it out.

How could he not know whether it was perfect or not? After all, Lockhart writes everything in his diary.

It can only be said that Lockhart's writing level is quite good, the content is vivid and interesting, colorful, and he conceals himself perfectly.

It's a pity that Tom is not an ordinary person. He directly sees through the appearance and sees the essence-the clown.

Lockhart is a clown.

After Tom's hard persuasion, Lockhart finally reluctantly decided to give it a try, but the content of the class was difficult again. He was really weak in spells.

If he was talking about dark creatures, he would unconsciously gravitate towards his own work. In the end, it was Lockhart who had the 'eureka' moment. I can't talk about monsters in the West.

Then I will talk about the monsters of the East! After all, Muggle movies have made it very clear how to deal with monsters, and more importantly, the little wizards have never seen it before!

Lockhart, you are a genius!

With a happy mood, Lockhart clapped his hands and proudly began to teach the young wizards a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.

“This is a very powerful dark creature from the East, where it is called a ‘Zombie’.

Have you seen these two long fangs? "

Lockhart pointed his wand at the zombie's mouth in the portrait. The zombie was furious and kept stretching out its mouth to try to bite the wooden stick.

"Oh!" the little wizards exclaimed, so fierce! How terrifying it is for a portrait to be so vicious!

"They are very similar to vampires. They gain abilities by sucking human blood, and people who are bitten will also turn into zombies!

And surprisingly, both are afraid of the sun, garlic! "

"Whoosh!" Hermione's hand immediately rose.

Lockhart pointed at her happily: "Miss Granger, do you have any questions?"

Hermione glanced at the portrait with some fear, swallowed her saliva and asked:

"I want to ask, since the two are so similar, is Zombie a vampire? Just a different name?"

"Good question! Five points for Gryffindor!" Lockhart was shocked, as if he had started a certain mode, and said loudly:

"Although many experts - including the famous Eastern dark creature researchers insist that the two are indeed the same creature, the difference is like the Hungarian tree peak and the Chinese fireball."

Zhang Xiao:? A famous scholar of dark creatures in the East?

"But after my own unremitting research (Zhang Xiao:?) I finally concluded that zombies are completely different from vampires."

The little wizards listened attentively. This was the first time since the beginning of the school year, and it was their first time to take a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts class!

Not to mention how excited I was.

Lockhart's condition was getting better and better, and he stood at the edge of the podium and began to preach about his 'research':

"First of all, Zombies have no intelligence, or low-level Zombies have very low intelligence, and although they have eyes, they can't see anything and can only rely on people's breathing to determine their location.

So when we encounter Zombies, what is the first way to avoid them? "

The little wizards stood up and shouted, "Hold your breath!"

Lockhart nodded with satisfaction and suddenly said, "Then why don't you write it down?"

The little wizards suddenly understood and wrote down large paragraphs on the parchment.

Seeing their serious expressions, Lockhart felt as comfortable as if he had released a few more books.

Ah. I saw Professor McGonagall saying this when I was in school, and I thought that one day I would be able to say the same thing!

Lockhart, you are so handsome!

Zhang Xiaoren was almost stunned. Malfoy asked curiously while writing:

"Zhang, why don't you remember it? Lockhart finally learned a very useful lesson. I think what he said is very useful.

You see, hold your breath, Garlic, and I recommend learning the Bubble Charm to avoid Zombies! "

Do I remember? I'll remember it! Or use the bubble head spell to avoid zombies. The key problem is that there is no such zombie in the world!

There are quite a lot of zombies in China. According to the miscellaneous books my mother gave me, they are probably the dead zombies, the lying corpses, the wandering corpses, the corpses that do not turn into bones, and so on.

No jumping!

Tiaotiaozong was originally something that was created after Xiangjiang absorbed Western vampire culture and fused Eastern folk customs, so the two have so much in common.

Real zombies are much more powerful. For example, the Bone Demon in Journey to the West is a zombie, that is, he met the Great Sage.

In short, Zhang Xiao could only watch speechlessly as the little wizards wrote furiously and wrote down a lot of messy things.

For example, Zombie King, listening to music, ringing bells, black dog blood

When the bell rang for get out of class, the little wizards were still a little reluctant to leave. This was so rare. They all applauded Lockhart to express how much they enjoyed this class.

While walking on the road, you can still hear the little wizards discussing what interesting things Lockhart will come up with in the next lesson.

Zhang Xiao recalled the popular ghost movies in Xiangjiang in this era, and suddenly shuddered.

In the next lesson, will Lockhart take out A Chinese Ghost Story, point at the person who was sucked dry, and tell the little wizard to refuse the embrace of a beautiful woman?

Or how to deal with the big tree demon - grandma?

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