Chinese students at Hogwarts

The loud sound echoed among the mountain peaks, startling flocks of birds.

Many disciples at the foot of the mountain also raised their heads and listened for a while.

"Master Tian asked Master Zhou to answer the phone again?"

"should be."

"Isn't there a communication talisman? Why use this method?"

"Maybe this is the unique communication method of senior experts."

"Oh, I learned a lot!"

On the top of the mountain, after the old Heavenly Master shouted this sentence, he immediately used his technique skillfully and pointed at the communication talisman.

The voice that just popped up, "Zhang Cunyi, you old——" was immediately silenced.

Then he sealed his ear points, put his hands behind his back, and walked calmly down the mountain.

Streams of light suddenly appeared on both sides of the road, and even the birds in the bird's nest looked at their eggs in confusion as their eggs suddenly broke open, and a communication talisman flew out with a 'swish' sound.

One by one, the communication symbols were like small fireworks, exploding around Zhang Cunyi.

Hahahahaha, Mr. Zhou, although your method of hiding the communication talisman is a bit better, but no matter how cunning you are, I will only seal your ears with one trick.

How should you respond?

Suddenly, the surface of a communication talisman lit up with golden light, and an invisible wave spread out from the surface of the communication talisman.

A closed ear orifice cannot prevent the incoming waves at all.

Master Tian's expression changed drastically, "Not good, I want to

An old voice exploded like thunder:

"Hahahahaha, Zhang Laolv! You didn't expect it! Listen up!

You *******, I ******* (Wudang Mountain expletive)"

The transmission of the communication talisman was still limited. After finishing this sentence, Zhang Cunyi directly "shrunk into an inch" and came to the mortal heavenly master's house.

He picked up the red handle and dialed the numbers on the old round dial.

After a while, an old voice came from over there:

"Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Zhang? You're always bored. Just call me and make a good call. You do this every time!"

Zhang Cunyi said happily: "If I don't do this, I will have to wait for at least half a day for you to answer the phone."

The person on the phone was choked up when he heard this, and muttered for a while: "Okay, okay, Zhang Laolv, what do you want from me?"

"Old Zhou, do you want a disciple? Can I give you a good seedling?"

"Good seedling?" Manager Zhou on the other side of the phone looked at the phone in his hand suspiciously. Is that old guy Zhang Cunyi on the other side of the phone? impossible.

Who doesn't know that Zhang Tianshi is famous for his "food protection". There are only so many new disciples in the Taoist sect every year, and he is the first to grab the good ones when he sees them.

The reason why the two of them quarreled so fiercely was because they had a quarrel when they were choosing disciples.

"How good is that?"

"Innocent and kind-hearted, humble and simple, with a pure heart!"

"What? Are you willing to give me this kind of disciple?"

Head Zhou almost had his eyes peeled. If it was just a suspicion before, he is now 99% sure that Zhang Laolu has probably gone crazy and lost his mind.

Staying humble and embracing simplicity can be regarded as a very high evaluation.

Disciples with this kind of character can cultivate very quickly, and what's even more valuable is that they have a pure and kind nature.

Everyone wants an honest, kind and honest disciple. If you add those two comments that are almost suitable for cultivating, will you go crazy?

Master Zhou, who was familiar with Zhang Tianshi’s ‘nature’, said cautiously:

"Tell me, what pits are there waiting for me to jump into?"

The old Heavenly Master said with a righteous face:

"How could a poor Taoist and powerful heavenly master do such dirty things as digging holes and harming people?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with him—that's just his identity. He's a Western-English. "

"Farewell!"

"Eh! Lao Zhou, this is your fault!" Zhang Cunyi said heartbrokenly: "It's not good to have a sect!"

Leader Zhou laughed angrily:

"What do you think of my sect? Then why don't you, Longhu Mountain, accept it?"

The Tao Sect's ban doesn't just apply to you, Longhu Mountain, the Western Ban covers the whole of China! "

"Of course I know, but first of all, there are Westerners in your Wudang sect who have learned and are open-minded."

Zhang Cunyi was prepared and immediately came up with his prepared words:

"Secondly, this son's temperament is very suitable for your Wudang. He is wise but foolish. Isn't he your favorite in Wudang?

The most important thing is - you can't really teach it. Wouldn't it be enough to just accept a named disciple or a layman who goes to the mountain to practice?

You must know that if our Taoist sect does not go out, then the registered disciples or your Wudang lay practitioners will become famous outside, isn't it just you Wudang who will be in the limelight? "

Headmaster Zhou was silent for a while: "I'll think about it! What's your name? Where are your horoscopes? I'll do the math!"

"Neville Longbottom, the horoscope seems to be the day of the seventh month of the Gengshen year.

That's awesome, Lao Zhou, can you even forget this Western name? "

Putting down the phone, Zhang Cunyi smiled proudly into the phone, "Young man, I can't cure you?"

He and Zhou Chuzhi have known each other for more than 80 years. Although they have always argued, who doesn't know that the Tianshi of Longhu Mountain and the leader of Wudang are almost wearing a pair of pants?

If Lao Zhou said he would consider it, he would agree.

Sure enough, within an hour, Lao Zhou got a reply.

You can accept people, first become a layman, and if they are really good, then consider accepting registered disciples.

The rain was pouring down, and the July rain was unhurried and unhurried, like a melodious song, very lingering.

Zhang Xiao stood in the pavilion, looking at the name of the small guest house and fell into deep thought.

If I read it correctly, the words above are - Diaoyutai.

I learned it, so this is the small guest house that dad said has a good environment and is relatively quiet?

The banana leaves were washed by the fine rain like emeralds. The round water droplets rolled on the leaves, lingering on the sharp tips for a while, and reluctantly fell towards the ground.

A small vortex of water splashed up.

The air in the capital seemed to be particularly good in 1993. After taking a deep breath and exhaling it for a long time, I felt that my whole body became a little clearer.

"Xiaoxiao, you got up very early."

Zhang Chengdao's voice came from the side and behind. He was wearing a white shirt and black trousers that were common in this era.

The whole person has a lazy and casual handsomeness.

"Well, I feel more at ease sleeping at home. I always feel a sense of security that I don't know where it comes from - is it [Heaven]?"

Zhang Xiao looked at the rain curtain in a daze and asked curiously.

"Also, Dad, yesterday I felt that if it weren't for the Golden Light Curse, I might have died. How did they come in and cause trouble some time ago?"

Zhang Chengdao also looked at the rain curtain and sighed softly:

"Actually, [Heavenly Court] will only suppress you. Even if there is no golden light spell, at best you will faint.

However, the surrounding countries were more or less influenced by Taoism, especially South Vietnam and South Korea.

Many of their things come from us, which makes [Heaven's] suppression of them almost non-existent.

Xiaoxiao, do you know about the Gaotai and Mother Cult in South Vietnam? "

Zhang Xiao shook his head. He had a certain understanding of religion in his previous life, but he really didn't know about it in a small country.

The only way we know anything about South Korea is through some curious news and conspiracy theories.

For example, South Korea is almost a paradise for shoe bananas, with extremely confusing beliefs, the Sewol Ship is also a sacrifice, and so on.

"Gaotai and Mother Cult are the only two major sects in South Vietnam, and their belief is [Heaven] - the Jade Emperor.

The legend of the Mother Cult is that the daughter of the Jade Emperor descended to earth and was reincarnated as a princess of South Vietnam for the sake of her surname. "

Having said this, Zhang Chengdao sneered a little:

"Actually, no matter how much you say, it's all just to gain access to [Heaven] and steal things from us."

"Stealing? Stealing what?"

"Stealing everything, mountains, rivers, lakes and valleys. Anyway, it's very annoying.

But we can't fight. As soon as we go to their place, we will definitely face a large number of assembled soldiers. These Sun Tzu are very cowardly! "

After saying this, Zhang Chengdao patted his son on the shoulder:

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go and eat first. After eating, we will set off back."

Zhang Xiao looked at the divine armored horse on his leg with a complicated expression:

"Walking back?"

"Of course, you dare to say that you are a Taoist without any experience of traveling around the world?

Legend has it that a master must travel through the mountains and rivers of China before becoming an immortal. "

No, Dad, we are traveling more than a thousand kilometers from Longhu Mountain to Longhu Mountain. Even if we have magic armor and horses, we will still have to kill people!

Zhang Xiao just poked the map in front of his eyes and told him the ID card that Uncle Zhao handed over to him last night.

13 years old, 1,400 kilometers, is illegal!

Zhang Chengdao coughed lightly, patted Zhang Xiao's head, and explained:

"Xiaoxiao, your life before was too smooth and comfortable, and you would go down the mountain with the master before giving the rites in the Taoist sect.

This is a rule and a lesson. Now I’ll teach you! "

Zhang Xiao put his hands on his hips and sighed: "Since it is a rule, why didn't you tell me earlier? There is a reason why some rules remain.

Okay, let’s walk then! "

The father and son, one using the Illusion Curse and the other using the Invisibility Technique, began their journey back to the city.

Zhang Xiao only felt that the surrounding scene became abstract and blurry, and every step he took could cover the distance of ten steps before.

The first half of the sentence from the pedestrian riding a bicycle on the roadside has just come, and the second half has already been followed by the shouting and hawking of the breakfast shop owner.

The fragrant steam had just smelled, and the black smoke from the car's exhaust rushed towards the nose again.

The fine raindrops were knocked out of two gaps, one high and one low, only to be filled by rain like silver needles in an instant.

The father and son walked slowly in the rain with their hands behind their backs, but no one could see them. They seemed to be playing with the ease and naturalness of the world.

After leaving the city, there were fewer pedestrians, and the speed of the father and son became faster and faster.

In the end, we simply took a straight line and ran all the way towards Longhu Mountain.

The two of them seemed to be in a fog, vaguely like soaring clouds.

Like flying, your feet are dangling in the red dust, climbing mountains and climbing mountains to get rid of tightness.

He left the village in a short while, and passed through the city in a while.

When he was thirsty, he would find a mountain spring or stream, and when he was hungry, he would pick fruits and vegetables. Zhang Xiao had never had such an experience of eating and sleeping in the open.

Dad doesn't allow the use of magic, and even Taoism is not allowed to be used except when necessary.

Magic is so convenient that you can get a very comfortable feeling even in the wild.

At least if Zhang Xiao wanted to have a luxurious picnic, it would not be a problem at all.

For more than half a month, the father and son walked towards Longhu Mountain on their legs.

Sometimes I use my armor and horse to walk, sometimes I slow down when encountering beautiful scenery.

I saw the sea of ​​clouds, as dark as a dream

I summoned the stars, which seemed to be extinguished and brilliant

I climbed over the oasis, boundless and without shore

I kissed the river, spring went and spring came again (excerpt from Yongye)

"Xiaoxiao, please rest for a while, your shoes seem to be worn out."

Zhang Chengdao put his hand on Zhang Xiao's shoulder, and the two of them immediately stopped.

"okay."

Zhang Xiao agreed. He became thinner and darker, but his eyes became brighter.

There seems to be a kind of vitality that is about to emerge.

But the unique feeling that was caused by the cultivation and magic before gradually merged together.

Only Zhang Chengdao knew what his son's state was called.

That is true return.

Although it has just begun, there is still a long way to go.

But it also left Zhang Chengdao scratching his head. Why did a teenage boy suddenly die?

Just traveling around, looking at the mountains and rivers, and measuring the land with your feet, can you have such a great understanding?

Could it be that my talent is too poor?

When I was 13 years old, I had not yet come down from the mountain. I would run around with my sister Shu all day long, dig out bird's nests, go down to the river, play with tigers, and spar with big black bears.

Zhang Chengdao fell into deep self-doubt.

Zhang Xiao didn't know anything about his father's troubles. He led two seven-eight pots and followed his father's instructions.

Concentrate and calm down, and appreciate the subtle water vapor dispersed in the air.

Most animals have this ability to find water, and humans also have it, but it is much degraded.

And you can tell what kind of water it is from the smell of water vapor.

Fishy, ​​smelly, sour, rancid, etc. are mostly stagnant, smelly, poisonous water, etc. You cannot drink it even if it looks very clear.

The taste of good water is clear, sweet, moist and cool. The better the taste, the better the water quality.

Two days ago, we traveled to Ma'anshan and found a clear spring in a cave. The water quality was excellent and the mouth was sweet.

It's a pity that it's not easy to enjoy extravagantly while traveling. The father and son could only drink one pot and then another before leaving.

As for taking this spring as my own, I have never thought about it. This kind of spring water is born.

It should be something that everyone can have a taste of. How is taking it for yourself different from being a robber?

Zhang Xiao frowned. There was actually no good water around here. He looked around and found a higher place.

The golden light spell was just a thin layer of golden light on the hand, following the instructions of my father, and let it pass the limelight.

He grabbed a handful from the tail of the wind, put it under his nose and smelled it.

Something was wrong with this sniff.

The disgusting smell went straight to his brain, making him choke and almost vomit.

"Cough cough cough cough"

Zhang Xiao coughed violently and ran down the mountain quickly. When he returned to the starting point, he found that Zhang Chengdao, who had gone to collect wild fruits, also happened to be returning from a distance.

He shouted in a very surprised tone:

"Son, I found some wild oranges, they are very sweet!"

Zhang Xiao also said in a very happy tone:

"Dad, I discovered a new flavor of water vapor, it's very special!"

The father and son suddenly paused and looked at each other.

After checking their eyes, they were all people who had been tricked before and wanted to come back - a kind father and a filial son.

"Dad, are your oranges sweet?"

"Son, is your water sweet?"

silence

Zhang Xiao's smile fell: "There is no good water nearby, and the smell is terrible."

Zhang Chengdao's smile disappeared: "There is no good fruit nearby, so I am very sour."

"well!"

The father and son stared at each other. The rule of this kind of travel is to stop once for water and food.

You can eat whatever you have, even if the conditions are not good, you can only endure it.

This is not the first time that the father and son have encountered this situation. Sometimes the place where they stop is in a remote place and there is really nothing good.

That's why the two men thought of cheating each other and having fun in the midst of hardship.

It’s just that today’s stuff is really not that good.

Just when the father and son were at a loss what to do, Zhang Chengdao's cell phone suddenly rang.

But it was Zhao Yuanxu's call.

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