Chapter 815

There is no possibility of controlling TV stations in China. They are all state-owned, but a relatively good cooperative relationship can be established.

Ni Shixiao, registered countless variety show copyrights two thousand years ago, and it’s time to make many variety shows.

Of course, many programs will not be made in China first.

For example, in Hancheng, we are already filming programs such as “Fuck Off, Brother”, “Blue-MAN”, and “We Divorced”.

Ni Shixiao just wants to play, the fragrance blooms inside the wall, and then he exports it to the domestic market. Whoever makes the domestic urinary sex.

Your original variety show plan is not recognized by other TV stations. Who knows if it will succeed?

If it is unsuccessful, who is it?

How can anyone buy at a high price has proven their copyright of variety shows, it’s true!

It’s okay if it’s expensive. Anyway, it’s expensive to buy and sell. My cost is high, and the advertising fee is a bit higher.

The guests think so too. You have bought a copyright for hundreds of millions of dollars. I can’t charge you tens of millions in remuneration, right?

The manufacturer has invested a lot of money to get the authorization. I can figure it out from the cost of the product, isn’t it too much?



It’s not too much, but the audience is a bit dissatisfied. It is rare for me to take an hour to watch the commercials. What’s the matter with you interspersing half an hour of variety shows in an hour?

Watching a second commercial, you actually interrupted me with a 35-minute TV show?

Fortunately, 673   is a consolation prize, and there will be a few more advertisements in the middle, so that the audience can satisfy the fun of watching the advertisements.

However, some producers nowadays don’t talk about quality at all. In the advertising script, what do you mean by the TV script for an episode?

I watched commercials. You put all the stories of TV dramas in the commercials. What do you mean? Are you forcing me to watch TV shows?

What I say, I love to watch commercials!

The audience likes watching the characters in TV dramas, sitting there chatting about the plot, because at this time there are often a few bottles on the table, they especially like the drink of the Warhorse Food Group.

What happiness mineral water, tiger hunting functional drink, happiness cola!

In order to watch such a small number of commercials, I can insist on chasing after the TV series that was made into a shit.

Think about it, in a messy and messy crime scene-the scene, neatly arranged happy coke on the table, does this give you a psychological hint, so is the murderer coke!

That’s right, the biggest boss caught in the end was called Coke, and the name of the Happiness Lay!

Look, what a powerful logical arrangement this is, and the screenwriter’s ingenuity is so ingenious that there is no one in the past, and no one in the future!

If you want to advertise canned sardines?

That’s easy to solve, the murderer was the deceased who took canned sardines and smashed them to death.

Not bizarre enough?

Then arranged like this, the murderer forced the dead to eat canned sardines until they burst into death!

You want to say this is not round?

That’s easy to solve, come to an open ending, tell the crime process through the mouth of others. Or come to a few flashing shots, focus on canned sardines, focus on the murderer’s fierce eyes, and then focus!

Another long shot of the cemetery!(Read more @ wuxiax.com)

Make sure to bluff you for a while, boast vigorously, wow! Lu Le’s acting skills are so good, that look…

For those with more sophisticated tastes, you can also design canned sardines to unlock, canned sardines to make rings, and propose to the hostess.

After eating canned sardines, he changed into a Green Riding Hood.

If it’s a literary film, it’s better to solve it. You sell canned sardines. Your surname is Wang upstairs, Wang next door, and Wang downstairs.

Your room| is still surnamed Wang, yes, customers who come to buy canned sardines are all surnamed Wang.

And you, a boring protagonist, must have a cat, whose forehead is still written with the word king.

This film is called “The Dedication of Suspect Mr. Wang”!

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“Uncle Ni, I came to see you.”

Before anyone arrives, the sound comes first. Hearing this sharp sound, Ni Shixiao knows who it is without having to guess.

“Ouch!”

Ni Shixiao squatted and sat on the sofa. He was frightened.

Bai Qian actually came to see him with a gift, how difficult it is to ask him.

Bai Qian always came empty-handed, eating and drinking for nothing, and then picked up some gifts to take away, unexpectedly let Ni Shixiao see the bowing ceremony, it’s over!

It seems to be a bad day!

“Let’s talk, what’s the matter?” Ni Shixiao said calmly.

“Hehehe!” Bai Qian said with a burst of laughter, “Uncle Ni, I want you to do me a favor, just a small favor.”

“I want to play the heroine of “Twilight City”, Uncle Ni, can you promise me not?”

Ni Shixiao frowned and said: “Speak directly to the real purpose, don’t play anything to retreat.”

“Twilight’s City” is definitely impossible to have a female protagonist of the yellow race. Bai Qian knew very well that she was playing nothing more than a strategy!

“I want to play “August Besieged City”, can my uncle help me talk about it?”

“This is a male drama, and the female characters are not brilliant, so what can I do? Besides, Xiangshi has not been able to produce decent dramas in recent years.”

“But I just want to participate!” Bai Qian shook Ni Shixiao’s hand and said.

“Okay, okay, let me help you tell me who they were planning to use?”

Ni Shixiao hasn’t watched this movie carefully.

“Niu Defan! It’s that I am a rich man.”

“That’s okay, I’ll fix it for you. I don’t know what you’re thinking, this kind of unscrupulous role, you also have to participate. You fuck you, it’s really a big blow at the beginning, and then gossip. The foundation I laid for you is all in vain Up.”

“I just want to get rid of her, she wants to commit a crime with me, and I plan to treat her.”

Bai Qian said indignantly.

“Fighting for spirits, hold on after you’re full!”

“I just can’t get used to it, she doesn’t have a good uncle like me, what a cow!”

“Well, uncle is too lazy to say you, do you want to stay for dinner?”

Just look at it and order it.

“Okay, I just came here for dinner.” Bai Qian said with a smile.

Ni Shixiao pointed his finger on his pale forehead and sighed, “You are smart!”

“Hey!” Bai Qian kissed Ni Shixiao on the cheek: “Uncle treats me best.”

At the dinner table, Ni Shixiao asked Bai Qian, “Is your company busy lately?”

“Fortunately, I invested in two TV shows, the actors are also on the crew, no one is idle.”

“In a while, Uncle will have a variety show, and let the Analhan from your company come over as a resident guest.”

“What variety show?”

“The large-scale outdoor variety show, co-produced with Hangzhou Satellite TV, is called “Get Out, Brother.”

“When will it start?”

“Let’s start broadcasting in the second half of next year. Now it’s shooting in Hancheng. It will be broadcast on the TV station there first. When it gets hot, we will make the domestic version.”

“Do you need to prepare?”

“No, just let the audience see the most’real’ side. Just use her foodie persona and show cuteness. The audience will eat this set. Later, I will send you the plan and script of the show. , You show her. You can talk with Jia Xin for the reward.”

“Okay! Uncle, your cooking is still so delicious. It’s much better than my mother’s.”.

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