Comprehensive comics: I built a chat group in Seraph

Yoshiko Hanahata, nicknamed"Monkey King" by people, is the founder of monkey-style intelligent subtraction.

It is said that any target hit by this trick will have their IQ lowered to the same level without even realizing it, which is extremely terrifying.

"How could it be this idiot?……"

Lu Ji helplessly covered the left side of his face. He never expected that the first member to enter the group would be someone like Hanahata Yoshiko... a fool!

"Tsk!"

"Even if you don’t give me a strong guy, at least give me someone with a normal IQ!"

In his vision, the most perfect start is undoubtedly to match group members with powerful physical skills, or some strange magic skills.

In this way, he may be able to rely on the art of conversation and the powerful initial talent he has been given, Thus he got an excellent opportunity to improve his abilities.

In this way, he could win as much self-protection ability as possible in this collapsed world.

However, the appearance of Yoshiko Hanabata made his beautiful idea completely dead. Hit.

Just when Lu Ji lamented the unlucky start, a system prompt broke the solemn atmosphere.

【System prompts: If member"Yoshiko Hanabata" speaks for 100 times, the group leader will receive a contribution value of *10. ]

Lu Ji was stunned by the sudden system prompt, but he soon recalled a certain rule in the group leader's manual:

As long as group members provide sufficient activity in the group, the group leader will receive corresponding rewards. Contribution rewards

"etc!"

The scarlet eyes under his fingers suddenly lit up, and Lu Ji suddenly felt that stupidity might not be a bad thing for him.

Because the more stupid a guy is, the easier it is to fool him!

If an idiot like Hanabata Yoshiko can keep brushing in the group Screen, isn't it like having an ATM machine that automatically generates contribution points?

Anyone with a slightly normal IQ would not do such a persevering and extremely boring thing.

After all, the benefits are not proportional to the effort. , but if it was Yoshiko Hanahata, an idiot... thinking of this.

The arc of Lu Ji's mouth became more and more high, and the haze in his heart was swept away.

After the plan gradually formed in his mind, he once again set his sights on the group chat interface Above.

After he understood the idea, when he saw Hanahata Yoshiko's screen-swiping behavior again, he no longer felt as bored as before. Instead, he felt particularly kind to those emoticons that Hanahata Yoshiko kept sending.

Especially when When the system again prompted him to obtain ten contribution points.

Ignoring Yoshiko Hanabata for the time being, Lu Ji quickly found a functional module that displayed"Edit" in the group system, and then entered one of the operations. The editing module.

As the name suggests It is to add some alternative functions to the group chat system, which will help the group owner improve the group activity, so this functional module is very open.

Of course.

As for the specific extent of what can be achieved, Lu Ji is not particularly clear at the moment, and will continue to do so in the future. He needs to explore on his own.

But I have to say...

It is a certain degree of foresight for the group chat system to select Lu Ji as the group leader.

As a senior engineer in the IT software industry, he can add other functions to a group chat system similar to an APP. For Lu Ji, it was easy to get it.

Just based on the instructions in the system manual and his strong personal ability, he added two new functions to the group system in just ten minutes.

Of course.

He could add as many as he could The function is naturally aimed at group members, otherwise the bugs in this group system would be too big. The two functions he added this time are: when a group member reaches 100 comments in the group each time , the system will record 1 activity point for the member.

And open the"system store" for group members. Group members can purchase items on the shelves in the store through the acquired activity points. I checked the two functions repeatedly. After there were no obvious errors in logic or bugs that could be traced, Lu Ji looked at the group chat interface with a smile.

He was not worried at all about Yoshiko Hanabata's monkey-type intelligence reduction method, because smart people It has 100% passive immunity to this move.

The principle of this thing is to draw the opponent into one's own logic, and then follow one's own logic, and finally come up with a solution that seems to make sense but actually makes no sense at all. False conclusion.

The simplest way to deal with Monkey's method of reducing intelligence is undoubtedly to seize the initiative in discourse, and don't be led by Hanabata Yoshiko.

Therefore, Lu Ji raised a powerful topic as soon as he came up

【LqCy】："Have you ever tasted the most delicious banana (banana) in the world?"

And the result is obvious

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："Ba na na!"

Yoshiko Hanabata:"Yellow! The most delicious banana among the most delicious foods in the world? ? ?!"

【LqCy】："Yes, the most delicious banana"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："siki!! Catch Siki!!!"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："Banana na saigao!!! Long live Banana!!!"

The chat interface was refreshed again, and a series of drooling expressions filled the entire screen.

Upon seeing this,

Lu Ji raised a smile on his lips.

In his opinion, Hanahata Yoshiko would never have any bad suspicions, because bananas are against monkeys The temptation is invincible.

For Hanahata Yoshiko, seducing her to this point is actually half the battle. As long as she is allowed to eat genuine banana, she will become Lu Ji's most hard-working leek.

Group Leader's Manual It was mentioned in the article that you can buy anything in the group leader store. I guess the price of a banana will not be that high.

Clicking on the group leader store, Lu Ji directly searched for the keyword"banana", and a dense number of options immediately appeared..

Without checking too much, he directly spent some contribution points to buy a product called"Delicious Banana". At the same time, a golden banana appeared out of thin air.

With a little anxiety, Lu Ji peeled it and took a bite.

Suddenly The extremely rich and sweet fragrance lingers in the mouth, just like drinking a big mouthful of banana puree. The whole person's mood even improves a lot at this moment.

For banana lovers, this taste is absolutely irresistible.

But what makes Lu the most Ji was delighted that his vampire body did not seem to be limited to drinking blood, but could also eat ordinary human food. After confirming that the delicious banana was indeed delicious enough, Lu Ji finished most of the remaining pieces in two mouthfuls, and then directly The delicious bananas in the group leader's store were directly linked to the group members' store, and the price was set to 1 activity point.

After doing all this, Lu Ji returned to the chat interface.

At this time, because of his disappearance , Hanahata Yoshiko once again started to swipe the screen, but this time it was crazy about him.

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："Have you ever eaten that kind of banana?"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："Where to buy it? Where to buy it?!"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："Eh? Where are the people!"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："@LvJi!!!"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："@LvJi!!!"

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："……"

Seeing this, Lu Ji spoke again and replied

【LqCy】："Didn't you receive the group notification?(?_?`)"

【LqCy】："You can get activity points by speaking in this group, and activity points can be used to buy items in the store, but currently it seems to only have delicious bananas."

【Yoshiko Hanabata】："Shock! Is there really such a good thing in the world?! (suspicious.jpg)"

【LqCy】："You will know if you try it. (It doesn’t matter.jqg)"

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