Comprehensive comics: Is it hard to eat soft rice? I want to be a chaebol

PS: Look at the picture, a clip from”Chibi Maruko-chan”

Although they avoided the trouble of queuing by taking the VIP channel, Higashino Makoto and Yukinoshita Yukino still had to be squeezed by people when they entered the zoo.

Especially on the way to the Panda House, there was a long queue, which made both of them speechless.

“How much do Japanese people like giant pandas?”

Seeing that the park is filled with various panda elements, and many facilities are designed in the shape of pandas. Especially when he saw that even the polar bear pavilion had giant panda promotional posters, Higashino Makoto suddenly couldn’t hold back.

Although polar bears and Giant pandas are distant cousins, but they can’t bully polar bears like this, right?

In response, Yukinoshita Yukino on the side tilted her head, and then said confidently:

“Isn’t it natural that Japanese people like giant pandas?”

You know, the Japanese people are crazy about giant pandas.

Even now, this love for giant pandas has naturally been revealed in life and penetrated into the details of popular culture.

For example, classics There is an episode of the anime”Chibi Maruko-chan” called”Chibi Maruko-chan Goes to Visit Pandas”. In it, Maruko-chan openly says,”Seeing pandas is her only wish in life.” She has never seen a panda in her life. It’s very embarrassing.’

Xiao Wanzi’s grandmother also recalled that when the pandas arrived abroad for the first time, everyone went crazy. ‘Just waiting in line for 3 hours, but the real time to see the pandas was only 10 seconds.’.

Interestingly, what Grandma Xiaowanzi said is not exaggerated at all in reality.

You must know that when giant pandas were first developed at Ueno Zoo, there was a queue of two kilometers at the zoo, and more than 3,000 people queued up all night On the first day of opening to the public, a total of 55,000 people came to Ueno Zoo, but in the end, less than 18,000 people saw giant pandas.

By the second year, Ueno Zoo broke the historical record with 9.2 million visitors!

This It was still in the 1970s, but it has become even more exaggerated in the new century. The Japanese people’s love for giant pandas has almost become a religious fanaticism, so that they often make some weird news, such as”want to marry a panda” for watching. Panda gave up attending sister’s wedding, ‘fighting to smell giant panda poop’ and more

“What a weird thing~~”

“Isn’t this too fond of giant pandas?”

Hearing Yukinoshita Yukino’s endless anecdotes about giant pandas, Higashino Makoto couldn’t help but feel speechless.

What’s so good about this giant panda excrement?

Although giant pandas are precious, as a Chinese in his previous life, Higashino Makoto had visited several times Giant pandas have also visited the Wolong Giant Panda Breeding Center, so he can’t understand the Japanese’s enthusiasm for giant pandas.

Even Yukinoshita Yukino, the tall, straight, black, flat-chested and arrogant Yukinoshita, talks about giant pandas with eyes wide open. light, excitement

“Because giant pandas are so cute, don’t you think?”

“All I know is that the giant panda’s bite force is second only to polar bears and brown bears, and it’s like playing with antelope bones.”

“But the giant panda is very cute. Even if it is a beast, it is still a cute beast!”

“……”

OK!

You are beautiful and you are reasonable, okay?

Higashino Makoto rolled his eyes and looked at the enthusiastic Yukinoshita Yukino, feeling that he would lose if he was serious.

Ignoring the other animal houses, the two went straight to the panda house. Even so, when the two came to the panda house, they were still greeted by a long queue.

By the time the two of them visited the giant pandas, it was already an hour and a half later.

And after queuing for an hour and a half, we only had three or four minutes to watch the giant pandas.

After hearing the introduction from the zoo staff, Higashino Makoto’s expression collapsed. Two hours of queuing and three minutes of watching was too short, right?

In his previous life, he went to the Chengdu Giant Panda Base Zoo or Wolong Base to see giant pandas casually. If he had time, he could watch them for a whole day. But here you tell me I can only watch them for three minutes?

“Not interesting.”

He said to Yukinoshita Yukino:

“I’ll discuss it with the staff and give you my chance to visit, so you can watch for three or four more minutes.”

“…no!! Yukinoshita

Yukino struggled for a moment, and then said firmly:

“Three or four minutes is enough. Come in with me. I also want to take a photo with the giant panda.”

“…Fine.”

Seeing the girl’s firm attitude, Higashino Makoto did not refuse, and immediately walked into the panda pavilion with the girl to visit.

As soon as they arrived, they saw the twin giant pandas in the pavilion sticking out their buttocks and lying on a rock. sleep in

“It’s a panda!”

“Kawaii!!”

Seeing the two giant pandas, Yukinoshita Yukino was very excited at first. She took out her mobile phone and took a dozen photos in succession. She also took a photo with Higashino Makoto, with a happy smile on her face.

But two minutes later , looking at the two giant pandas motionless, the girl showed a disappointed expression again

“pity…I didn’t take a picture of the panda’s face.”

“……”

Seeing the frustrated expression on the excited girl just now, Higashino Makoto hesitated for a moment, then shouted in Chinese to the two giant pandas:

“Hey, Panda!”

“Go to bed after completing today’s KPI!!”

Hearing Higashino Makoto’s shout, other tourists and staff at the scene frowned.

But then, the two sleeping giant pandas actually woke up, seemingly because they heard the familiar Chinese. Then he turned around and took a look at Higashino Makoto.

He stretched out and continued to sleep.

Two pandas: This panda has completed the cuteness KPI today.

“Kawaii!!!”

Seeing the giant panda raising its head, turning around, staring, stretching, lying down and continuing to sleep, Yukinoshita Yukino was ecstatically surprised. She pointed the camera at the giant panda and took pictures frantically. The staff also came over excitedly and took pictures in the classic Japanese style Plastic English asked Higashino Makoto curiously:

“Sorry,areyouChinese?”

“…You speak Japanese, I understand it”

“Ahaha, sorry, sorry, what do you mean by what you just said in Chinese?”

“Oh, it’s like this. The giant pandas in China all have KPIs to act cute. When I shouted the KPI, they immediately knew it was time to act cute.”

Higashino Makoto explained in a joking tone, and everyone couldn’t help laughing.

Then the staff said with a smile:

“Thank you very much for your guidance. As a reward, you and your girlfriend will get an extra chance to visit the giant pandas. I hope the two guests will have a great time.”

“Is it really possible?”

After hearing the staff’s words, Yukinoshita Yukino’s face turned red, some were excited and some were shy.

In response, the staff replied with a smile:

“Of course, the two guests can continue to visit and leave with the next group of guests later.”

“Very good!”

Yukinoshita Yukino cheered, and then happily pulled Higashino Makoto together, and took a photo with the two giant pandas again.

Nearly a hundred photos were taken in a row, until three minutes later, with the reminder of the staff, Only then did Yukinoshita Yukino leave the panda pavilion with Higashino Makoto, still unsatisfied.

PS: Panda KPI is a meme. In a video, a giant panda sat motionless on a tree, so an elder sister shouted to the panda:” Hey, Panda, have you finished this month’s KPI before going to bed? Move quickly!”

As a result, the panda actually moved, with an expression as helpless as a social animal.

So the panda KPI came into being.