Comprehensive: Gojo Satoru's Chaotic Daily Life

'Bang, bang_

There was another knock on the door.

But before Yukinoshita Yukino could respond, the door was opened, and two figures appeared in the sight of the two women.

"Hahaha, good afternoon Xiaoxue Nao, look who I caught, a dead fish eye who was about to slip away.

"Teacher Wutiao, I think you can put me down first, and I didn't slip away, I asked for leave..."

"I don't want you to feel, I want me to feel, understand?"

Gojo Satoru said with an unhappy face.

"Uh, ok, ok, I see, you think, that's what you think."

A drop of cold sweat flowed from Hikigu Hachiman's forehead in mid-air, and said with a stiff smile.

Looking at it from a different perspective, I saw Gojo Satoru holding Hikigu Hachiman in his right hand, letting him hang in mid-air. The whole person looked extremely funny, especially those lifeless dead fish eyes.

"You two, what are you doing?"

Yukinoshita Yukino asked speechlessly.

Beside Yuigahama Yui couldn't close her mouth in surprise.

"I just caught a dead fish eye and showed it to you."

"Hey, why do you need a bar? I'm a human!"

"Huh~?"

"Hey, it's a bar, it's a bar."

"That's right."

Gojo Satoru nodded in satisfaction.

Looking at the two living treasures, Yukinoshita Yukino covered her forehead with a headache.

Afraid to slap a dead fish eye on the head, the other party also cooperated and said 'I'm dizzy', so Wujo Wu let go of his right hand and put it down.

Hikigu Hachiman, who was unprepared, fell to the ground, and his skin drum hit the ground, making a loud noise.

"Ouch, my skin drum."

Ignoring this guy, Gojo Satoru looked at Yuigahama Yui who was also looking at him.

Right hand pointing.

"Isn't this the dumpling from Class J?"

"Who? Anyone else?"

Yuigahama Yui hadn't reacted yet, so she looked around, but found that the finger was pointing at her all the time, and felt uncertain again.

Said.

"I?"

"Yeah, dude.

Gojo Satoru nodded affirmatively.

"Don't give people random nicknames, teacher scum.

Yukinoshita Yukino complained.

"Why did I become a scumbag teacher again?"

Gojo Satoru muttered, walked over at the same time, pulled the chair, and sat down after approaching Yukinoshita Yukino.

"Duanzi is preparing to entrust?"

"Can I not have this nickname?"

Yuigahama Yui made a feeble rebuttal.

"I reject."

Gojo Satoru crossed his hands, his face stern.

"okay then."

Yuigahama Yui lowered her head dejectedly.

A dumpling is a dumpling, but how do I look like a dumpling?

If Gojo Satoru knew this sentence, he would definitely say seriously, you have three dumplings.

Shaking her head helplessly, Yukinoshita Yukino didn't bother to care about this matter anymore, so she just said softly.

"Yuhihama-san came here to commission an investigation of a person."

"Investigator!?"

Wujo Wu's eyes lit up, and he said with great interest.

"Take me, take me, I'm called 'Tokyo Holmes!'"

This has changed from the plot of the original novel. As a person who only cares about pleasure, he must be involved in this change.

"It's not impossible to bring you."

Gojo Satoru wanted to participate, but Yukinoshita Yukino agreed.

One more person is more powerful, after all, how can we investigate with only one and a half people.

That's right, Hikigu Hachiman can only be regarded as half in her heart.

"Talk about the information, I ordered a hundred thousand soldiers to rush forward."

Gojo Satoru has a look of confidence.

"Then one person spits on you, how many things do you criticize every day?"

Hikigu Hachiman, who got up, muttered softly.

Ok?

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru turned his neck and showed a "nuclear" smile.

"Sorry, I'll go out first."

Standing up, he dragged Dead Fisheye's back collar, and in the words of the other party's "save me", he directly opened the door and dragged him out.

'Wow, la--

The gate is closed.

This made Yuigahama Yui ask with a worried face.

"Is that student Hikigu all right?"

".~should not have passed away."

"Not dead???"

"Yes, it didn't die."

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled slightly.

After getting to know Wujo Satoru for a long time, she gradually became able to joke, and her personality changed a little.

She didn't even notice this change.

At the end of the conversation between the two women, a chilling voice came from outside the door.

"Thousand Years of Death!!!"

"No!"

"Electric Poison Dragon Drill!"

"Don't don't, this will kill people, no, ah——!"

"Hmph, Tianma Meteor Fist!"

"No, I was wrong, really wrong."

"No, you're right!"

"Ahh..."

The screams lasted for a full few minutes, and Gojo Satoru opened the door and came back with a refreshed face.

It's just that the hands don't know when there is an extra pair of gloves.

(Good Zhao good) "Huh? What are you looking at me for, let's continue."

"well

Yuigahama Yui smiled sarcastically.

This teacher is so scary!

Yukinoshita curled her lips, looked at the gate curiously, and asked.

"Is that guy alive?"

"Don't worry, it's not dead.

Gojo Satoru casually threw the glove out of the window.

"Come on, back to the topic just now, what are the characteristics of the person that Tuanzi is looking for?"

"A head of white hair, wearing sunglasses, wearing a blue shirt, tall, it seems like these, mainly because I just met once that day.

Yui Hihama Yui said.

White hair, wearing sunglasses, wearing a blue shirt, ???

Gojo Satoru's smile froze.

This, how do you sound like yourself?