Comprehensive: Gojo Satoru's Chaotic Daily Life

Flying upside down on the ground, he coughed violently, and when he coughed, blood spattered out with the sound of coughing

Old problem, heart attack.

'Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-'

At this time, Boqita rushed to Dianci, yelling frantically at Dahe Taiyang who was gradually approaching.

The small chainsaw on the head also started to move.

"Bochita, let's go!"

Shouted with difficulty.

He already felt that he couldn't move anymore, that he was dying, but he didn't want his 'partner' to be buried with him.

"Go? Hahaha, none of you can go."

Dahe Taiyang licked his lips and said greedily.

These two are their own food, especially this dog-like thing, it’s a big tonic!

Damn it!

Dianci covered his bloody mouth, feeling extremely unwilling in his heart.

That idiot God, come and save us, if someone saves us, I will give you the remaining testicles and kidneys.

But God I don't know if someone will be sent to rescue him, anyway, I know that some white-haired fool has successfully arrived.

"Oh, hello, isn't this student Dahe? Why did he become a tauren? Was he bullied?"

Hear the voice of the man who dreamed of killing him.

Da He Taiyang, who was about to grab Boqita with his right hand, paused, his hideous and terrifying faces were pulled together, looking extremely terrifying.

"It's you!!!"

Turning the bull's head to look, he really saw Gojo Satoru standing on top of the street lamp.

"Stay still."

Gojo Wuxu pressed his hand, and then took out his phone.

'Crack, click, click—'

There was a steady stream of rattling noises and flashing lights.

"Hahaha, tauren, this is the first time I've seen it."

Seeing the angry bull face on the photo album turn into a dazed look, Gojo Satoru couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hey, may I ask what it's like to be a tauren? I used to have a student who was Pure Love God of War, but now I didn't expect another tauren to come. Does being a tauren feel like your head is particularly heavy?"

Very heavy head?

Dahe Taiyang, who was attracted by these words, subconsciously touched his horn.

Hmm, it's a bit heavy indeed.

"Don't touch it, it's your buff bonus."

As he said that, Gojo Satoru couldn't help taking a few more photos.

I will send it to Ang and the others later to see the tauren in the real version.

Um~ wait, what am I doing?

Seeing the flashing lights again, Da He Taiyang finally came to his senses, he weighed his bull face, and roared angrily.

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, I just took a few photos for you as souvenirs."

Without even raising his head, Gojo Satoru sent a photo to Yubishima Ao, speaking perfunctorily.

Seeing that he was obviously playing tricks on him, Da He Taiyang's eyes turned red, and his strong body rushed over directly.

In an instant, the street lamp didn't hold on for half a second, and was directly knocked out.

Gojo Satoru, who was standing on the top, also jumped down easily, but still sent photos and chats to Yubishima Ao.

"Die to me!"

Da He Taiyang rushed forward, shouting with a frenzied expression.

"Watch your back."

Dianci lying on the ground couldn't help but yelled.

Although I don't know who this person is, it must be someone from the other world. Without the other party's attention, he and Pochita would have died long ago.

"Forgive me, I'm still sending messages."

His body moved slightly to the right, and he bent over. Wujo Satoru muttered dissatisfiedly while sending a message.

'boom--'

The strong wind pressure blows up the surrounding dust.

The dust instantly drowned one person and one cow.

until the dust clears...

I saw that Gojo Satoru had already put back his phone, and he was sitting on Dahe Taiyang's body, looking a little bored.

silence.

He froze for about two seconds.

"You are an onmyoji, right? But even if you are an onmyoji, if you disturb me and Zhenliang, you will die for me today!"

Da He Taiyang yelled like a vicious dog, his kneeling legs wanted to stand up.

but……

‘Pfft——’

The legs turned into blood and exploded.

[No lower limit technique]

"what--!"

"That's not good, Dahe student, forget it, I don't want to play with you anymore."

Gojo Satoru glanced at Oga Taiyo who was sitting under him.

He jumped down and patted the skin drum. It seemed that there was something dirty, and then he raised his right hand.

[No lower limit · Use · Fist]

The light fist hit Da He Taiyang's body.

'Plop--'

And Dahe Sun also showed sarcasm.

"Hey, it's just so soft..."

Before he finished speaking, lines like ripples appeared on his brown body, not waiting for a second...

'Puchi—'

Blood all over the sky exploded into the air.

The whole body was directly blasted.

"Clean up and finish."

Gojo Satoru was in a great mood because he had the [No Lower Limit Spell] and naturally he didn't get bloodied.

Whistle and want to leave.

but……

"Please wait for this gentleman."

I saw that Dianci didn't know when he got up, and ran over staggeringly holding Pochita.

"Ah you are!?"

Wujo Satoru was a little puzzled.

However, his attention was instantly on Pochita again.

"Wow~ What an awesome dog with a chainsaw on his head?"

The tone is very exaggerated.

"Uh..., hahaha, isn't it? When I saw Pochita for the first time, I was too surprised. There is a chainsaw on her head. Who is such a good dog?"

Denji laughed heartlessly.

"Ahem, let's not talk about this, sir! Please accept my testicles and kidneys!"

As he spoke, he took out his hand axe.

"Eh?"

Gojo Satoru was stunned.

Wait, do you know what you're talking about?

"Because I thought that someone could come and save me, so I donated my only kidney and testicles to him."

Denji said with a serious face.

Gojo Satoru was silent.

Looking at the young man in front of him who seemed to have no nerve in his brain, a person slowly emerged in his mind.

"Did you call the phone?"

"Ah, yes, my name is Dianci."

Hearing this answer, why did Gojo Satoru say that he wanted to give himself testicles and kidneys without blushing?

Because this kid is really stupid.

Glancing at Pochita who was also looking at him, Gojo Satoru thought to himself.

"Has it started yet?"

In his previous life, he only knew a little bit about it.

So when I saw Denji and Pochita just now, I didn't react.

...

(Ask for flowers and monthly tickets)