Comprehensive: Gojo Satoru's Chaotic Daily Life

The time has passed, a few days have passed, and it will soon be Friday.

After Gojo Satoru returned to the office, he saw Shizuka Hiratsuka scolding Hikigaya Hachiman.

"Hey, isn't this classmate Si Yuyan? Why was Xiao Jing dragged here again?"

Sitting on the chair, Gojo Satoru said with a teasing face.

'stare--'

Hearing the dead fish eyes, Hikigu Hachiman looked straight at Mr. Baimao.

"So, knowing that I am Si Yuyan, did you just call me Si Yuyan classmate this time? I have a name, Hikigu Hachiman"

he complained.

"Okay, okay, Wu."

Shizuka Hiratsuka waved her hand, and then looked at herself, the student who gave her a headache.

"How do you think about what I just told you, join the club?"

"Not Hiratsuka-sensei."

Hikigu Hachiman refused to join the club with a face full of resistance.

"Besides, I also have a club."

"What society?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka was a little strange.

Isn't this kid a member of any club?

"Home Department."

"..., so hurry up and join me in a club."

"Or don't."

Seeing the two bickering, Gojo Satoru smiled.

However, suddenly he seemed to think of something again, and his eyes lit up.

After searching under the table, I found a relatively new student handbook.

"Dead fish... cough cough, student Biqigu."

Gojo Satoru interrupted the conversation between the two to attract attention.

"You were absolutely going to talk about the dead fisheye classmate just now, absolutely!"

Hikigaya Hachiman seemed to have turned into a ruthless machine for complaining, and kept complaining.

"never mind."

With that said, Gojo Satoru opened the first page of the student handbook.

"Student Hikigu, it is clearly stated here that students must join the club~ especially the sophomore students, if they don't join, the parents of the students will come over."

It seemed that he was afraid that Hikigu Hachiman would not believe it, so he handed it directly to the other party.

After receiving the student handbook, Hikigu Hachiman saw that the first clear rule was indeed what he just said, and immediately frowned.

He didn't know much about the student handbook, and he didn't even look at the student handbook that was handed out the year before last.

"Tsk, what a hassle."

Scratching the back of his head, Hikigu Hachiman looked impatient.

"So, you have to join the club. After all, Hikigu doesn't want to invite parents over, right?"

With Erlang's legs crossed, Gojo Satoru is like a great demon king.

Hikigu Hachiman broke out in cold sweat when he said it.

Thinking of the disappointed eyes of his lovely sister in his mind, he sat down without hesitation and begged.

"Please be sure to let me join the club."

"OK."

Gojo Satoru agreed with a smile.

But seeing Hiratsuka Shizuka's puzzled eyes next to him, he blinked his left eye, as if saying not to expose it.

Let Hikigu Hachiman leave and come back after school.

Shizuka Hiratsuka sat on Gojo Satoru as if riding a horse.

Anyway, there are only two of them in the office.

she asked curiously.

"Wu, I remember that the student handbook doesn't have this rule, it requires students to join the club."

"Oh, see for yourself how many years it is."

As Gojo Satoru said, he handed the student handbook to Shizuka Hiratsuka in his arms.

Taking a look, Shizuka Hiratsuka saw the dazzling 10-year system on the cover.

"Puchi, if Hikigu sees this, I won't scold you to death."

She couldn't help laughing.

Taking the 10-year student handbook and deceiving the current 22-year-old students is worthy of you, Gojo Satoru.

"What's the matter, Xiaojing, I'm not doing this for you, yet you still say you're scolding me to death."

Gojo Satoru said with an aggrieved face.

"Crying, so wronged."

"...So, can you put your paw down when you say you are wronged?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes and said.

On her body, there were two restless paws moving around, making her heart itch.

"hey-hey."

In response, Gojo Satoru only showed a smile.

...

Time, it will be school soon.

Hikigu Hachiman stood outside the door with a hesitant face, his right hand was hanging in the air, he was thinking whether to knock on the door, but once he knocked on the door and entered, he would join the club.

So tangled! ! !

"Hikigaya-san, you don't want Komachi to know that Big Brother is a socially-phobic trash who didn't even join the club, right?"

A faint voice suddenly appeared in Hikigu Hachiman's ears, which made him answer subconsciously.

"Ah hi (yes), no!"

Eh? Wait, how does anyone know about Komachi?

Hikigu Hachiman suddenly turned his head to look.

What the hell, why is it you, the black-and-white-haired teacher again.

"So, Sensei, how do you know about Komachi?"

Hikigu Hachiman said with a vigilant face.

He never mentioned that he had a younger sister at school.

"Oh, don't pay attention to the details."

While speaking, Gojo Satoru lifted the collar of the dead fish eye, opened the door, and shouted.

"Xiao Jing, look who I caught, a dead fish-eyed student."

You can call me dead fisheye, but can you please let me down.

Hikigu Hachiman, who was being pulled up by the collar, had a look of lovelessness on his face.

After a short episode.

Gojo Satoru was drinking coffee, looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka who helped Hikigaya Hachiman choose a club.

However, after choosing and choosing, Hikigaya Hachiman kept saying, "This club is awesome, but I still choose the home club." '

In the end, Shizuka Hiratsuka lost her patience and threw out her fist with a black face.

"Go to hell with me, you dead fish eye."

"I made a mistake, Mr. Hiratsuka, I choose, I choose!"

'boom--'

With a clear sound of blows, Hikigu Hachiman rubbed his aching head and chose various clubs on the list.

However, after choosing and choosing, after all, there is not even one that suits him.

Looking at the distressed Hikigaya Hachiman, Hiratsuka calmly drank his coffee and regained his composure.

Otherwise, where to send him?

As soon as the idea comes out, I think it's okay.

"Hi, Hikigu."

"what?"

Hikigu Hachiman raised his head in a dazed expression.

"Don't, come with me."

"Can I not go?"

Hikigu Hachiman had a face full of resistance, he felt that it was definitely not a good place.

"Huh? (raises fist)"

"I'm going, please let me go!"

Putting his hands together, Hikigu Hachiman said seriously.

He didn't want to take another punch.