Comprehensive Sims System

"Is this contracting your laughing point for a year?" Nangong Yan shook his head lightly, "Your laughing point is a bit low..."

"Hey, I'm actually relatively easy to satisfy in terms of being interesting."

Nangong Yan raised his eyebrows: "Then let me tell you a real story, how about contracting your jokes for three years?"

"Come on! It's best to contract my smile for five years!"

"Once when I took the bus..."

"Huh? I haven't seen you take a bus since I met you?"

"In the past, now I basically rely on my feet when going out." Nangong Yan shrugged and continued, "There were three middle school students coming up at one stop, I won't say which middle school they are from, three boys from junior high school. "

"It happens that there is only one seat left in the car..."

"Seats for special people?" Shi Yu guessed directly.

Nangong Yan nodded: "One of them sat on it directly, and the other two stood beside him."

"As you all know, the cars are different, and the signs of the seats are also different. It happened that the car I took was marked in full text, and the words 'old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant' were written next to the seat."

"The two boys standing there didn't seem to have any other intentions, and one of them said in a very natural tone, 'You are old, weak, sick, and pregnant...well, you are not old, you are not weak, you are not sick, and you are not disabled... ...then you are pregnant!'"

"Pfft~" The goblin smiled, then shook her head again, "It's interesting, but it's not enough to contract me to laugh for three years, right?"

Nangong Yan shrugged his shoulders: "Also, how could the boy sitting there bear it? He blushed and said, 'You're just pregnant!', and then...the boy before said again, 'Eliminate all the impossible, Whatever is left, however incredible, is the only truth!"'"

"Pfft!"×N

At this moment, most people sprayed it!

"Yes, it was just like you in the car at that time, everyone laughed happily." Nangong Yan nodded with a smile, "Including the driver...the eyes were all closed when they laughed."

Women: "..."

"Fortunately, this is an old driver, and the car didn't shake."

Ying Lili gave him a blank look: "Scare me! Don't add this paragraph!"

Nangong Yan shook his head: "It's true, what can I do?"

"Isn't it a joke for you?" The goblin stared.

"No, I experienced it myself."

Well, even this kind of thing can happen...

"What happened next?" Honoka asked curiously.

"Later, I got out of the car later, but when I got out of the car and turned back, the two men in their twenties who were sitting behind the 'pregnant' boy also got out of the car, but their faces were not very good .”

Wen Nai shook his head and said, "I really don't know if that boy did it on purpose."

"I don't care if it's intentional or not. Anyway, this matter has been my joke for half a month. It's quite interesting when I think about it." Said, Nangong Yan looked at the goblin, "How about it, do you think this is enough?" How long have you been laughing?"

"Hey hey, the latter part doesn't count, just the part of 'eliminating all the impossible' is really enough for me to laugh for a long time, because this elimination method is so funny!" When the goblin said it, she really laughed happily.

When talking about this elimination method, other people also wanted to laugh a little bit, directly given that there are only five options for death, and then exclude the previous options in order, there is only one left, well, there is no need to exclude!

"You know, because this is true, so I reproduced the scene. If I had made up the story, what the boy said at the beginning would not be 'eliminate all the impossible'." The corner of Nangong Yan's mouth curled up.

"Instead, it will become... The boy's expression was a little frightened, and he asked in a low voice with some anxiety, 'The last time I stayed at your house last time, did I fall asleep? The child's father should not be me?'"

"Hahahaha!!"×N

This is too much information!

Some laughed, and some blushed, but after blushing, they still couldn't help laughing along with them.

Mafuyu slapped Nangong Yan's back hard with a red face, holding back a smile, and Nangong Yan touched the place where he was photographed with a smile: "Okay, I feel that this story has almost contracted the jokes of all of you, so I won't stop today." Ripped off."

"Yeah..." Xiaomeilang Aicheng smiled helplessly, "I always feel that if we don't leave, we may be too laughing to walk."

Before leaving, they had a good laugh, and Nangong Yan's joke was not in vain.

After they left, the goblin sighed softly again: "After tomorrow, it will become quieter again."

Not only Miharu is leaving tomorrow, Honoka and the others are also unable to stay overnight at Nangong's house because of the start of school, there are more than ten people missing at once, no wonder the goblin feels deserted.

"Emily-chan doesn't have to think that way!" Little Bird said with a chuckle, "We just can't stay overnight, but we still come here every day."

The goblin thinks so, but it doesn’t make sense to say anything during the day. Fortunately, there are still a lot of people at home, not to mention that as long as Nangong Yan is around, there will always be interesting things, so I don’t want to think about those!

Nangong Yan said speechlessly: "Those of us who go to school haven't said anything yet, but you seem to have vacation syndrome..."

Xiao Hua nodded: "No, she is."

Emily: "..."

"Sagiri, what about you?" Nangong Yan looked at Sagiri and asked, "Are you planning to go to school?"

Sagiri: "..."

"Brother...do you have to go?" Sagiri asked cautiously.

Nangong Yan rubbed her little head: "I'm not saying that you must go, but I also think that a person has to experience many things in his life. Look at your brother and me, you say... I really don't have to go to school. is it necessary?"

"Yes, in terms of knowledge, I don't need to go to school, even college, but I still choose to go to school."

"After all, a person has only one childhood, and only one student career at different stages. If you miss it, maybe your future self will regret it?"

Nangong Yan was addicted to rubbing Sagiri's little head, and smiled: "Finally, let me tell you an interesting thing about going to school!"

"Listen more to the conversations between people, yes! This is very important, because you can hear a lot of gossip! Who likes whom, what stage of development, what is the feeling of kissing, you can hear it all! "

Everyone: "..."

Is this taking advantage of girls' nature of gossip?