Connor's Hogwarts

Argus Filch felt that Hogwarts Castle, where he had lived for many years, suddenly became unfamiliar.

In fact, he had been vaguely aware of this feeling a long time ago, but recently this strange feeling has become more and more obvious.

When did it start?

It probably started when there were more and more strange paintings in the castle.

It was a painting by an imp named Riker, and because Dumbledore had tacitly approved of his actions, Filch couldn't express dissatisfaction with the increasing number of new paintings on the castle walls.

At first, those paintings only showed a little kid named Conan. Filch didn't understand why a portrait of a child deserved to be hung in Hogwarts. There had never been a child in the paintings at Hogwarts. child! there has never been! Filch hates children!

But Filch could only endure it, because he couldn't influence the wizards' decisions. He was just a squib, and the limit of his ability was that he could only bully the new students.

This is the first change.

Then, Peeves changed.

The ugly, disgusting, and disgusting Peeves had changed. He shamefully turned into the appearance of those drawing cards, but it only changed the surface! It pretends to be well-behaved on the surface, but it does a lot of mischief!

Wreaking havoc everywhere, pretending to be scary, and throwing cakes in the hallway! It doesn’t miss any of the things it used to do every day now!

but! The scary thing is that no wizard hates Peeves anymore!

Filch even suspected that Peeves had learned the Confusion Charm and cast spells on everyone. Otherwise, why would the wizards who used to yell at Peeves still fight him even if he hit him in the face with cakes? Greeted with a smile? ? ? Is it because it looks like a cute little girl?

How in the world could such a thing be true? ? !

Peeves even gave himself a name? What a fart! In Filch's eyes, Peeves will always be Peeves, the ugly, disgusting, disgusting Peeves! This will never change!

Thinking of Peeves turning into a little girl and smearing cream all over Mrs. Norris (Filch's cat) last night, Filch's old and faded face became even more ferocious. He, Filch, was going to kill Peeves sooner or later!

In the past two days, there was one more thing that bothered Filch - he often saw little wizards gathering in twos and threes to discuss something mysteriously, but when he got closer, these little wizards started to appear again. All are gone.

This caught Filch's attention. As the caretaker and administrator of Hogwarts, he had to figure out what these restless brats were doing and whether they were plotting to do something bad again.

This was his own responsibility, and Filch trembled with excitement at the thought of catching the kid who made mistakes and punishing them justifiably.

Although these little guys are hiding from Filch, Filch also has his own way of dealing with it. No one knows the secret passages in the castle better than him who has lived in the castle for decades, and he wants to observe secretly without being discovered. ,easy.

Moreover, Filch has discovered that the group of imps usually gather in front of the new paintings, so he just needs to hide in a place where he can see the new paintings without being discovered by the imps and wait.

Filch already had a plan.

So on Sunday afternoon, Filch put on a suit of full body armor and stood next to a blank new picture frame, waiting for the little devils to fall into his trap.

He didn't wait long, someone soon showed up

"Ron Ron! Here here! No one is using this frame!"

A kid with glasses appeared at the corner of the corridor. He waved behind him and then walked towards the picture frame. Filch recognized this kid, the famous boy Harry Potter. According to Filch's From experience, this kid looks like a restless troublemaker at first glance.

Then another red-haired kid followed, another red-haired kid from the Weasley family! Thinking of the two twins, Filch felt his teeth itch with hatred.

"Great, Harry, no one is here to rob us!" said the red-haired kid.

"Ron, is your news true? Will these frames really have secrets?"

"Of course! Fred and George secretly told me! They said that [as long as you shout the password in front of the blank picture frame, you can know all the secrets of Hogwarts]. Fred and the others also said that ordinary people can't Tell him, Harry, you have to believe me."

"But today we have seen that many people know about this."

"Maybe someone leaked the news, but at least it proves that it's true, right? Quick, try the code first!"

"All right."

Filch cheered up, he was about to know the secrets of these brats! Then he heard the Harry Potter speak into the frame.

"ARALE!"

Filch was still curious about what the code meant, and then he saw it out of the corner of his eye. A little girl with black-rimmed eyes, a strange hat, and a red bow tie, about the same height as Conan, appeared running. In the frame!

"Oh yo yo ~ Hello! I'm Arale! Do you also want to buy this week's newspaper?"

"Newspaper? What newspaper?" Harry asked a common question among the three of them.

"Yes! That's right, we are here to buy newspapers!" Ron stretched out his hand to stop Harry and directly answered in the affirmative. No matter what, it is always right to respond first.

The little girl Arale took out a newspaper from the small cloth bag on her waist and said with a smile: "This is this week's newspaper! There is also a pen for you."

Harry looked at the newspaper handed over by Arale, and was about to say how can you hand us a newspaper with a painting, but then he saw that the newspaper had passed through the frame and appeared in front of them. Harry could still see it. Arale's little hand stretched out.

"." Harry forgot that he was in a magic school again. In the wizarding world, all this should be quite normal.

Ron took the newspaper and pen and asked, "Why did you give us the pen?"

"Oh~ Although there is no charge for buying newspapers, you must write a comment! If you don't write a comment, Arale will be hated by Arale. If Arale hates you, Arale will not send you newspapers anymore!" Running in place, he said happily:

"There are some other things to pay attention to. The newspaper cannot leave the frame within five meters, otherwise it will automatically dissipate, tear or damage the newspaper. You must write a review of no less than 500 words the next time you buy it. In addition, this newspaper is secret Publish it, but please don’t publicize it too much.”

"Oh, that's it." After hearing what Arale said a lot, Harry and Ron both nodded to show that they understood.

"Oh yo yo~ There are probably so many things to pay attention to. After you read the newspaper, just stuff the newspaper into the frame. Then I will leave first, someone else called me again! Bye~"

Looking at the empty picture frame again, Harry and Ron looked at each other, then put their heads together to read the newspaper, and exclaimed a few times:

"Oh my god! It turns out that Snape has such a secret! Harry, look! Your family is also written here!"

"I didn't even know that my family used to produce shampoo? Who wrote this report? Eh? No signature?"

"It seems that few articles are signed. Yes, look at this! This article! Fred and George's article! They want to sell quick-acting skipping pills? Isn't this an advertisement?!?"

"And this, isn't Connor Ivan's eldest brother? The Pokemon Battle Final? Ron! You will participate in this, right?"

"Of course! Hey! Look, Harry, here! News from all grades! 'Jacob, the student body president, has confirmed that he broke up with his girlfriend because of the sixth-grade Slytherin prefect', 'Fifth-grade Wood because of Didn't find a suitable Seeker Midnight Pain Attached Picture.', 'Learn the tips for fast and silent spellcasting in three minutes.', 'Senior teaches you how to be immune to Professor Quirrell's stench' Hahahaha Harry, this newspaper is so interesting!"

"Eh? Why is there no report on our first grade?"

"Look here! [Collection for submissions of interesting stories from all grades]. It seems that no one has written stories about our first grade? This newspaper must have been created by the seniors, right?"

"I don't know, "Hogwarts Weekly". The editor-in-chief only left a strange symbol, and the authors of many articles were not signed, eh? Ron, there is a message board at the back of the newspaper. How about we post the interesting things about the first grade? Write it in too!”

"But what should we write about? It's only been a week since school started and we haven't had anything interesting happen?"

"Yes! Give me the pen! Look at me! Snape is so shameless and bullies the new students without thinking three questions."

"Harry!? Does it really matter if you write this?"

"What are you afraid of? You don't have to sign it anyway!"

"That makes sense, then you can write a few more sentences."

The two brats muttered around the newspaper for a long time, but Filch, who was hiding in the armor, suffered a lot. It didn't seem to be against school rules for students to gather together to read the newspaper, so he couldn't jump out and punish them. This was really regrettable. But listening to the discussion between the two brats, Filch's curiosity was aroused. He also wanted to know what was written in the newspaper, but he couldn't see anything with the corner of his eye. This made Filch very worried. It's uncomfortable.

The two little guys worked hard for a long time, and finally finished and left with flushed faces.

Filch was finally able to move. He took off his helmet and walked to the frame with a gloomy face, lost in thought. This seemed to be a newspaper created by a school kid. So as an administrator, should he and Are these brats in league with each other? It doesn’t seem like it should be. But I really want to know the trick to casting spells quickly.

In the end, Filch couldn't resist the temptation and walked to the frame and said, "Aalale."

Filch got what he wanted and got the newspaper. The cover of this newspaper was Professor Snape, and the headline was eye-catching:

"Revealed: The truth behind Professor Snape never washes his hair!" 》

Last night's single chapter was blocked == I obviously didn't write anything.