Connor's Hogwarts

When boys get together, what do they talk about?

Can talk about girls. (instant answer)

Otherwise, we just talk about games. (correct)

Connor could guess that they would talk about girls, but he never expected that he would be the first to get angry. It was Fred who brought it up.

"No, I just hired her to be my secretary. We have no other relationship." Connor replied, tilting his head again: "Why do you ask me this?"

Fred scratched his head: "I see that you two have gotten quite close recently. Well, I'll confess, it was Percy who asked me to inquire. He wanted to inquire about Penello."

"..." Connor felt that the Weasley family's brotherhood was quite sincere and they were indeed biological brothers. "Percy? Why is he asking about Penello?"

Connor asked casually. He didn't know that Penelope was Percy's girlfriend in the original world.

George shrugged: "I think Percy is most likely attracted to Penello."

"Pfft!" Roger turned his head and squirted a large amount of water, coughing and said, "Huh? This"

"Why are you reacting so loudly?" Connor looked at Roger speechlessly: "So? Then? Percy wants to chase Penello?"

"Maybe that guy has been nervous lately. If he hadn't begged me to help him find out, I wouldn't have cared about him." Fred sold Percy again.

"And I think if it's true, there's no chance for Percy. Even a fool can see Penello's thoughts. She only has Connor in her eyes." George sneered. Daily breast milk was one of the twins' interests.

"Huh? Penelo likes Connor??" Roger opened his mouth with an expression of disbelief.

"."x5

"I don't even want to take you to play with me anymore, Roger." Jordan, who was sitting next to Roger, patted his clothes and sat away with a look of disgust on his face.

Roger: "???"

Connor shook his head helplessly: "There is nothing between me and Penelo, it's just a classmate relationship."

"What about Alice? I rarely see her in the room recently. Did you have a fight? Or did you break up?" Cedric bumped into Connor with a smirk on his face.

"No! None! Stop talking about me, okay? I don't want to talk about this." Connor rolled his eyes and tried to change the subject.

"It's great to be popular." Roger had finally sorted out the situation. He raised his glass and drank the juice with an envious tone.

"Roger, I'm not talking about you. There are really few single boys in Ravenclaw. There are already several young couples in the second grade. Don't you feel ashamed?" Fred pointed at Roger and shouted. scoffed.

"???What do you mean!? What's wrong with not falling in love! What's wrong!? I'm busy studying every day, how can I have time to fall in love!? And isn't Connor single too? Why are you laughing at me!" Roger felt that he Very aggrieved.

"Can Connor be the same as you? Let's be honest, have you ever received a love letter?" George hit the nail on the head, and Roger lowered his head in shame.

"Don't you two have girlfriends? You have the nerve to laugh at others." Connor said something for Roger.

"Actually, I don't have either." Cedric raised his hand weakly, and then everyone turned their guns.

"You?? Aren't you tired of being with second-year Qiu Zhang every day??"

"That's right, stop pretending, you are the least qualified to say this here!" Li Qiaodan said lying on the table.

"We. We are still good friends. Really, just good friends." Cedric waved his hands repeatedly, but the disgusting smile on his face betrayed him, and Connor could already smell a sour smell.

"Li, you and Angelina broke up again?" Connor looked at Jordan who looked angrily. This kid broke up every few days and got back together every now and then. It was very strange.

"We just broke up yesterday because I cheered for another girl in last night's game." Li Qiaodan said bitterly: "The problem is that other people are playing the monster card well. Why don't you say a few words of excitement to others?"

"Who asked you to shout 'I love you' or something down there, you deserve it." Fred and George hugged each other and laughed.

"Speaking of this, Qiu put me aside for several days when I was answering a question for a first-year girl. It was obviously just a normal academic discussion," Cedric said with a grimace.

"A first-year girl? Is it Hermione Granger?" Connor asked curiously.

"Yes, yes! That's her. That girl is very powerful. She asked such advanced questions that I almost couldn't answer them. After she asked me for advice, she even asked me where I could find you. Connor, do you know her too? "

Connor shook his head crazily: "Don't tell her where I'm going. She caught me in the library and asked her questions several times, but she scared me. This was the first time I saw her asking me for advice. I can’t stand girls who are more interested in knowledge than me. I can’t stand it.”

"." Listen to this, is this human speech? Everyone gritted their teeth.

After chatting for a while, the six people toasted, and Connor, Jordan and Cedric sighed at the same time: "Women, it's so troublesome."

"." Fred and George felt very embarrassed.

"." Roger felt that he was out of tune with the environment, and then opened a card pack casually: "Wow! It's a gold card! [Obelisk's Titan Weapon]!"

Although the draw was crooked and it was not up this time, Fred and George were still very happy. They pulled out the gold card and stuffed a silver card into the card bag and sealed it again. Ron's silver card +1.

"I said Connor, do you really not want to find a girlfriend to establish a relationship? Or do you not like those girls?" Cedric asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No, no, no." Connor shook his head for a while: "You all said that women are so troublesome, why do you have to look for trouble? It's enough for me to have Saber, right Saber."

Artoria in Connor's earrings: "."

"But girls are also very nice. For example, their bodies are soft and smell good, and they are very comfortable to hold." Cedric made strange gestures with a look of infatuation on his face.

"." Everyone stared at Cedric: "You still said you are not a couple?"

"Ahem, this is an accident, an accident." Cedric tried to pretend to cough and get through, but was choked by the twins across the table, and several people started fighting on the side.

"Tsk, saber is also very soft, fragrant and comfortable." Connor said disdainfully.

"——"

Suddenly, deathly silence.

after awhile. Connor came back to his senses, looked at the people who were looking at him with wide eyes inexplicably, and said with a guilty conscience: "What? What's wrong?"

Li Jordan swooped down like a vicious dog and grabbed Connor's shoulders: "Connor! You just said that it's soft, fragrant and comfortable, right!?"

"???" Looking at the heavy black face in front of him, Connor asked: "Yeah, what's wrong? Saber can have a physical body."

"Saber is a magic painting, right?"

"yes."

"The magic painting can leave the frame and form an entity?"

"yes."

"The magic painting only needs to provide magic power to exist forever?"

"Yes, yes"

This time, there were a few more people with heavy breathing.

Jordan's nostrils looked as big as a cow's: "People don't tell secrets, Connor, I'll just say it straight, I want a magic painting! I'll admit it, I've actually liked Snow White for a long time."

"." Connor looked at Jordan, whose whole body seemed to be on fire, the twins with gleaming eyes on the side, Cedric with a strange expression and a silly smile on his face, and Roger, who was not very clear about the situation.

Connor was lost in thought.

It seems like I can start a new business again?

I want to spend 520 with the paper man, so you can be envious.