Connor's Hogwarts

Every year, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is always one of the hottest topics at the beginning of the school year.

This year is no exception, or even more so, because this year's new professor is a well-known "big star", and there are no young wizards who are not curious about this new Defense Against the Dark Arts class, or are very much looking forward to it.

Nowadays, the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom has changed its decoration style. Lockhart built a spiral staircase for himself in the classroom. There is a platform in the middle of the stairs, and a huge portrait of him is hung on the wall of the platform.

Being able to turn a good podium into a talent show stage, to a certain extent, one really has to admit that Lockhart is a talent.

But no matter how inconsistent this classroom is, it is still better than last year's classroom that was full of garlic smell.

Although it sounds cruel, the fact is that few students miss our poor Professor Quirrell.

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"I, Gilderoy Lockhart."

The little wizards raised their heads and saw two rows of shining teeth.

Lockhart supported the wall with one hand, and showed his iconic smile to the students in unison with the painting. He began to introduce himself:

"…a third-class recipient of the Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts Alliance, and a five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award - of course I won't talk about it, after all, I didn't win the Tibetan Snowman with my smile. of friendship.”

There were a few scattered laughs in the classroom, which were the knowing smiles of people who knew that Lockhart said the same lines as yesterday.

"Of course, there is another classmate in our class who has achieved achievements that are not inferior to mine -" Lockhart smiled and glanced at the students below, found Connor at a glance, and gave him a "sympathizing" smile , and then continued to brag about his great achievements...

Roger tugged at Connor: "Didn't you say that others can't see you?"

"...It's just to reduce the sense of presence. It's not really invisible. I'm here. If you search carefully, you will definitely find it." Connor explained in a low voice. In fact, he was also surprised by Lockhart's sensitivity. , he was able to discover at once that this professor was definitely not weak.

Cedric said furtively on the other side: "Connor, Connor. Look over there."

Connor followed his instructions and glanced at his side and behind. There was nothing there except two or three beautiful girls.

"What's wrong?"

"Emily has been staring at you just now. She has been staring at you since you entered the classroom. Your ring doesn't seem to work on her," Cedric said with a strange smile.

Ever since Emily read out Connor's "schedule" in front of everyone at a fraternity meeting last semester, she has been labeled as a "Connor fan" in the fraternity.

Everyone knows about the things between men and women. Now there are several girls in the fraternity who openly or semi-openly like Connor. Everyone is happy to watch the show. There is no gossip culture in this so-called elite circle. Not weak.

"This is normal. I already told you that this ring is not truly invisible." Connor replied in a calm tone stating the facts.

Of course he knew that there were many poor girls who fell in love with the sinful version of himself. They all fell in love with people they shouldn't love. They had no choice but to do it. After all, he was too dazzling. It was not their fault that they fell in love with me.

But it's a pity that in this life, I am no worse than anyone else - except the paper man.

"Before we officially start class, let's do a little test."

"Come on, come on! I've decided on these ten points!" Cedric was eager to give it a try. It seemed that he was determined to be a sub-slave.

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Connor looked at the paper in front of him that was filled with silly questions like "What color does Lockhart like", "Lockhart's birthday", "Lockhart's secret ambition", and fell into deep thought, why should I be beaten by Harry? Are you going to suffer like this?

Half an hour later, when the paper was collected, Lockhart commented while flipping through it: "It seems that the students have studied my work very thoroughly. They have basically answered the questions correctly. There are also a few students who seem to have answered the questions correctly. Not bad"

Cedric puffed up his chest and smiled, and then... he saw Lockhart put away the test paper... put it away... put it up... got up...

Apparently he wanted to take it back and "correct" it.

"Then let's start class now."

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Just. That’s it? ! What about the bonus points you promised? What about extra points? Professor, have you forgotten something? ? Suddenly there were a few pairs of blank and empty eyes in the classroom.

"...then, back to the subject, as your Defense Against Dark Arts professor, my mission is to teach you to resist the most evil and dark creatures in the magical world!" Lockhart raised his hands in the air and said with great momentum, "Of course, maybe you have heard of it too. , I pitted the Year 2 kids against Cornish elves yesterday.”

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. Cornish elves are small, livid magical creatures. They are very naughty and like to do all kinds of mischief, but they are not dangerous at all. They are easy to subdue, but everyone knows it. , our Professor Lockhart was easily "subdued" yesterday, and in the end it was the students who had to clean up the mess.

"But that's just a quiz for second graders. You are fourth graders, so of course I can't use elves to fool you."

The little wizards stopped smiling, some looked solemn, and some looked expectant. Could it be that the professor was just "letting go" to the second-grade brats yesterday, but in fact he was still the legendary Gilderoy?

Then under the complicated looks of the little wizards, Lockhart took out one from under the desk of the podium - the Lake Magic TV.

Lockhart took out his wand and tapped the small TV, and then the small TV began to become flat, larger, and longer, and finally became a huge screen hanging on the side wall of the classroom.

Under Connor's dull gaze, Lockhart once again showed his eight shining teeth:

"Now, take out our textbook "Breaking with the Female Ghost". Today I will teach you how to deal with the evil female ghost. First, let's watch a video modified based on my personal experience."

Good good good good fellow! I'm a good guy! What a talent this Lockhart is!

Connor had not been so surprised for a long time. He never expected that Lockhart could bring him such a surprise.

You must know that he came to class with the intention of watching a joke, but he was actually taught a lesson!

Connor hasn't invented the magic computer yet, but Lockhart has already thought ahead enough to arrange new media teaching for you, and isn't this a movie? It turns out that memory magic can achieve this level? ! In the future, wouldn’t it be possible for wizards to make a movie by just using imagination and memory modifications?

This is another way to get rich!

From now on, I will fight anyone who tells me Lockhart is a loser! This guy is a genius!

Connor's eyes suddenly turned red.

Lockhart began to play his first-person perspective of the adventure memory, and then sat down to drink tea while humming. He also took great pains to complete the task of Dumbledore, the "party A's father", and he had to show his incompetence. , and let the students learn something. Isn’t this bullying me, an honest person! ?

Lockhart's original plan was to let these little bastards memorize all his works. After all, although the protagonist of the adventure is not him, at least the story is true. As for how much they can learn, it depends on the nature of the students. Anyway, Deng Breedo, you're going to be so heartbroken, why should I do my best for a bunch of brats?

But then Lockhart had an idea and thought that he might as well try to make a desperate struggle.

Although he is destined to die socially after this school year, everyone is forgetful, and the most unreliable thing is memory. Lockhart, who is good at playing with memory, knows this best.

As long as his crimes are not caught, he can find a way to disappear for a few years after this school year. After Dumbledore no longer cares about this little person like him, he can come back to the world and become a hero again!

So Lockhart came up with video teaching... a teaching method that could perfectly complete Dumbledore's tasks without leaving any clues.

All he had to do was stand here and play videos to these little bastards every day, and he could just get paid and live without doing anything. Lockhart thought for a moment that it wouldn't be bad to stay here and be a professor?

When he thought of this, Lockhart shook his legs involuntarily and showed a contented smile.

Then he suddenly felt the fiery gaze from a certain student in the classroom.

He found that the talented junior Connor was not watching the video, but was looking at him with burning eyes, as if he wanted to eat him alive.

Lockhart:? ? ?

ah. . . A small recommendation came the day after tomorrow. I will try hard to see if I can double update (╥﹏╥)